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| Topic Started: May 26 2007, 01:54 PM (111 Views) | |
| Specialist290 | May 26 2007, 01:54 PM Post #1 |
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Omega begins in the wild frontier town of Dry Gulch Flats. BEGIN!! |
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| The Omega | May 29 2007, 02:28 PM Post #2 |
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For ze Motherland!
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Strike a heroic pose, and stay in that pose for exactly 2 minutes and 23 seconds, preferably with some kind of cool background music playing. Then look around. |
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| Specialist290 | Jun 1 2007, 02:27 PM Post #3 |
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No one notices. A couple of pigeons, assuming you're a statue, fly over and perch on you. They're halfway finished building a nest behind your left ear when the sudden movement of your head startles them, and they fly away. You appear to be in a Wild West silver mining town. There is a saloon directly in front of you, and another a ways down the street, and another a little further down the street... In fact, every third building in town appears to be a saloon. Strangely, one of the ones that isn't happens to be a 500-story skyscraper in the middle of town. |
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| The Omega | Jun 1 2007, 02:46 PM Post #4 |
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For ze Motherland!
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Walk up to the skyscraper. |
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| Specialist290 | Jun 1 2007, 03:00 PM Post #5 |
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(Unlucky roll! >_< ) As you approach the building, it starts to collapse. Small pieces of debris begin to fall to the ground around you, getting slightly larger as more time passes. |
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| The Omega | Jun 1 2007, 03:08 PM Post #6 |
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For ze Motherland!
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Take cover in the closest saloon until debris stops falling on the ground. |
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| Specialist290 | Jun 1 2007, 03:28 PM Post #7 |
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(Another unlucky roll! >_< ) The skyscraper finally gives way completely. You barely enter the saloon before the building is crushed by falling debris. Luckily you manage to somehow avoid getting smashed, but now you're buried under a considerable pile of skyscraper and saloon rubble. |
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| The Omega | Jun 1 2007, 03:32 PM Post #8 |
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For ze Motherland!
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Attempt to dig out to the surface. |
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| Specialist290 | Jun 1 2007, 03:35 PM Post #9 |
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You don't make too much progress in digging. However, you do notice that there seems to be light filtering through some of the larger gaps, and you do have that "Very Flexible" trait... |
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| The Omega | Jun 1 2007, 03:43 PM Post #10 |
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For ze Motherland!
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Make hole bigger and climb through! |
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| Specialist290 | Jun 1 2007, 03:46 PM Post #11 |
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After a fair bit of effort and quite a few odd bends of your arms and legs, you manage to crawl your way to the top of the rubble. |
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| The Omega | Jun 1 2007, 03:53 PM Post #12 |
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For ze Motherland!
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Look around at the rubble! |
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| Specialist290 | Jun 3 2007, 04:32 PM Post #13 |
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The falling skyscraper seems to have crushed a considerable amount of ground. A bunch of dust has been kicked up, obscuring your vision a bit, but you can make out quite plainly that, if there was anyone still inside, they probably aren't in the best of shape. Nothing in particular seems to stand out about it. As the dust settles, you can see people gathering around the rubble, wondering exactly what happened. |
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| The Omega | Jun 3 2007, 07:25 PM Post #14 |
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For ze Motherland!
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Raise my arms to the heavens, and cry, "All bow before the awesome might of our Lord Herbert, who, in his infinite mercy, has used his awesome power to strike down the infidelic, heathenistic tower of evil that stood here! Praise Herbert!" |
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| Specialist290 | Jun 5 2007, 12:21 PM Post #15 |
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Naturally, you get a lot of strange looks from people, many of whom simply walk away, some of them laughing. However, since you are a rather Persuasive fellow, some of them cry "Praise Herbert!" and begin bowing in his name. |
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