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He said, She said...........
Topic Started: Jul 20 2008, 06:17 PM (54 Views)
Marluxia
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He said "Where's my sandwich?"

She said "The bread is in the kitchen along with whatever else you want in it."

He said "How come I have to make it?"

She said "Because I don't recall signing on to be your personal chef, so go make your own sandwich ya lazy bum!!"

He said "Ya didn't have to get all angry about it......"

She said nothing and walked away.
"Roses, Daisies, Tulips, and even Lilacs can be deadly to those who suffer from floral allergies. So beautiful to look at and smell but a weapon none the less, whether it be the thorns of the rose or the toxic pollen of a petunia; Flower power is just as mighty as any sword!"
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Marluxia
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He said "I think I'm in love."

She said "That's nice........"

He said "Aren't you gonna ask me who I'm in love with?"

She said "No.......I don't want to know........"

He said "Why not?, I'm sure you know him."

She said "Just drop it already I don't want to know okay........."

He said "Okay fine, but you're all he talks about lately......."

She said "Yet he cheated on me with my own brother........I don't ever want to see him again, so please can we stop talking about him."

He said "Okay What do you want to talk about instead?"

She said "Why don't you go talk to him?, we both know you want to."
"Roses, Daisies, Tulips, and even Lilacs can be deadly to those who suffer from floral allergies. So beautiful to look at and smell but a weapon none the less, whether it be the thorns of the rose or the toxic pollen of a petunia; Flower power is just as mighty as any sword!"
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He said: "Mary."
She said: "Do we really have to do this?"
He said: "Shut up, boy."
...An enemy that is pure evil? Right and wrong are not what separate us and our enemies. It's our different standpoints, our perspectives that separate us. Both sides blame one another. There's no good or bad side. Just 2 sides holding different views.

~Squall Leonhart
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Marluxia
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He said "Will you marry me Linda?"

She said "Oh Tom.......I'd love to but......."

He said "But what?"

She said "I fear I'm off to jail for shooting my last husband Roy.........."

He said "I always wanted to get married in a prison."

She said "You'd still marry me??"

He said "Yes."

She said "In that case yes, I'll marry you!!!"
"Roses, Daisies, Tulips, and even Lilacs can be deadly to those who suffer from floral allergies. So beautiful to look at and smell but a weapon none the less, whether it be the thorns of the rose or the toxic pollen of a petunia; Flower power is just as mighty as any sword!"
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