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Heckyl and Jeckyl
Topic Started: Aug 29 2006, 03:47 PM (10,508 Views)
Stony Brooke da Mesquiteer
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Who should khar is a question a peer amid peers needs to ask!
It's like Rodney King used to say, "Can't we all get a bong."
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mort bakaprevski
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Stony, when you go out on that pier, remember to take An anka with ya!!
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panzer the great & terrible
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Egypt you, Stony.
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Pharaoh love of Pete, guys, please stop!

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Chandu
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I love it! They should be lyin' eyesed!
Not plane, nor bird, nor even frog. It's just little ol' me...
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mort bakaprevski
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Sorry Bats! Guess puns are just too attractive tomb me!!
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Stony Brooke da Mesquiteer
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Nile asp a question---A ram sez what?
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Oh, Mummy! Please tell me that's a wrap!

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Batty, I don't think even Karnak could predict when this will end. However, threads of this type are not ankhamun arouond here.
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Isis happening to me???

Edited by The Batman, Mar 19 2010, 07:19 PM.
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The Mummy's favorite type of music?

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Are ya tuten' yer own kamen horn there?
Edited by Chandu, Mar 19 2010, 05:51 PM.
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Isis so.
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How luxorious of you to say so!
Edited by Chandu, Mar 20 2010, 09:50 AM.
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I think it’s about time to (at least temporarily) halt this effluvia of high humor with a leetle Mummy story from Unca Morty. Unfortunately, this story is a bit embarrassing to Unca Morty.

If starts with my first (& probably last) viewing of THE MUMMY’S GHOST with that delicious yum-yum, Ramsey Ames. At any rate, after Carradine gave her the shot & Chaney started carrying her down that mine (or whatever it was) ramp ( a wonderful shot), I was horrified. What the hell was happening?? This was the heroine fergawd’s sake. Somebody get in there & save her…. or something’! BUT, nobody did! I was appalled!!

Unfortunately, that wasn’t my only emotion. Even though I’d seen Mummy flicks before this, I was frightened…. & I left a light on in the bathroom for about a week after that.

Now, the appalling thing about this is I wasn’t 9 years old… or even 12 years old at the time. I was in college… & musta been around 18 or 19. Now, in my defense, my parents were on vacation & I stayed home to work at a summer job & this was my first time alone for a significant period. But, let’s face it, that was pretty craven behavior!!

I mean, c’mon, what would a Mummy be doing in a sleepy Southern California beach town. ‘course, this Mummy really got around: from Egypt to New England to Louisiana. AND, everyone knew that these films were all created in nearby Hollywood, so if there really was a Mummy’s Tomb it had to be located there.

Yeah, but given Kharis’ mph, it would take him quite a while to shamble the 50 miles from Hollywood to Newport Beach. On the other hand, this film was made over 10 years previously. Even Kharis could probably make it in that time!!!

Yeah, that’s the ticket. Thanks guys! I feel much better now!!!
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