THE CORPSE GRINDERS

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THE CORPSE GRINDERS; inexplicable cult
Topic Started: Dec 5 2006, 09:09 PM (222 Views)
panzer the great & terrible	Dec 5 2006, 09:09 PM Post #1
Mouth Breather Posts: 10,326 Group: Members Member #13 Joined: September 3, 2005	For years I've heard about THE CORPSE GRINDERS. I finally broke down and rented it. Before tonight if you asked me if I liked bad movies, I would have said yes -- but turns out there's a degree of bad I never imagined. The story sounds sort of cool. These two guys buy dead bodies from various scumbags, grind them up and sell them as cat food. The kitty cats who eat the food go nuts and attack their owners, because, see, they are like wild animals, and just as a tiger who has tasted human flesh will seek more...you get the idea. OK as far as it goes, but it only goes for half of the movie and then the kitty cats just mill about while we do the damsel goes to the most dangerous place in the world because...because there wouldn't be a movie if she didn't. Then there's a lot of red and green lights, and we almost get to see her two enormous talents. Then everybody gets shot except her. Throughout, lots of burger meat comes out of the grinder. Incidentally, they feed these people to the grinder fully clothed, but when the hero takes a can of the cat food to the FDA, they say it has no adulterants. Wristwatches, pantyhose, eyeglasses, but no adulterants. This gem sprang fully formed from the head of Ted V. Mikels, creator of Astro Zombies. Mikels doesn't know how to direct actors or tell a story; he makes Herschel Gordon Lewis look like Alfred Hitchcock. He does grant us three semi-nude scenes and a kinda funny scene with undertakers making what they think are jokes. Half a star for the enormous talents and the undertakers. Phooey.
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ilive4mycats	Dec 25 2006, 09:11 AM Post #2
Balcony Gang, Foist Class Posts: 350 Group: Members Member #122 Joined: July 25, 2006	And I believe that he made a remake, which actually was worse. I liked THE CORPSE GRINDERS, especially when they kill someone and serve him the next day at the diner. A man called Lamb is served as mutton.



panzer the great & terrible	Jan 2 2007, 10:20 AM Post #3
Mouth Breather Posts: 10,326 Group: Members Member #13 Joined: September 3, 2005	My friend Bob Lamb, a chef, went by the nickname Mouton. The scene of the guy named Lamb wasn't in the movie I saw. There wasn't anything about serving the meat to humans.
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The Batman	May 29 2009, 12:17 PM Post #4
Charter Member Posts: 5,570 Group: Members Member #17 Joined: September 4, 2005	Perhaps Ilivemycats is thinking of EATING RAOUL. A funny movie with ground-up humans being served to other humans.



panzer the great & terrible	May 29 2009, 09:09 PM Post #5
Mouth Breather Posts: 10,326 Group: Members Member #13 Joined: September 3, 2005	I kinda liked Eating Raoul, but the Corpse Grinders? Bleccch!
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