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Win a date with MS. MONOGRAM!
Topic Started: Dec 29 2006, 07:05 AM (661 Views)
Laughing Gravy
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*thinking*

She's cuter. Stick with bug.

Here's another photo, just 'cause ya can't have enough of her (I can't, either). Remember we're givin' away autographed photos of her too -- see inthebalcony.com for details!

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panzer the great & terrible
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I love the idea of making a real human being Ms. Monogram, and like I shoulda said, she's cuter than any bug, even a ladybug.
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Well, of COURSE she's real!

I like it that all of them have been sweet and friendly and ambitious and, yes, real. Not only that - they've all been very appreciative of the honor of being named Ms. Monogram.
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CliffClaven
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Maybe it's time for an actual pageant.

Talent competition: Screaming; looking impressed as the hero explains something; running and breaking a heel.

Evening gown competition: Trapped in strange old mansion, contestants enter dining room in perfectly fitted designer gowns found in an old trunk upstairs. Each accepts a glass of wine and looks mildly worried as mysterious host and square-jawed hero banter ("I'd like to meet this so-called ghost of yours." "Be careful what you wish for, young man.").

Swimsuit competition: Contestants walk back and forth in front of a blank wall; they point at and talk about the beach. Same stock shot of ocean will be cut in at random intervals.

Interview question: What makes you believe your scientist father was kidnapped?
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Stony Brooke da Mesquiteer
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I like CC's competitions, except the winner would be the actress who was the least stellar!
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She's got long, long legs, she's got...
Savoir Faire"
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shelbyvinje
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When you are referring to her a "real," are you referring to both of them?
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Altara, our reigning MS. MONOGRAM, has a dashing new look and wants to make certain we Balconeers still find her "cute as a bug." I for one sure th' heck do.

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