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The Acme Company; WHY(?!?), are they STILL in business??
Topic Started: Jun 21 2007, 06:26 AM (146 Views)
Greypilgrim
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With all the violence going on in the world, young kids with guns and all the other assorted idiots out there with guns and bullets,why hasn't the Government put a lid on the Acme Company.

For years now it's been selling goods to demented ducks, scwooeey wabbits, crazy coyotes, and assorted ground hogs, tweety birds, cats, dogs and mice.

They don't have a waiting period or a background check , they don't seem to care about any ID's, or wonder just what use their product is to the consumer...and potential victim.

All they care about is THE MONEY!!

And WHERE does this money come from? Where does a coyote get skatey-eight thousand dollars for some whacked out turbo fan, skates and a crash helmet?

How does a tweety bird hide a 500 hundred pound anvil in its nest, lift it up and slam it down on the cat's head smashing it flat? Is the bird taking steroids??? Is Acme in the drug business, too??

Drugs! Violence!! No wonder they're taking the old cartoons off the air!!!

How many times can Elmer get poked in the eyes before he finally goes blind!!??

It's all the Acme Company's fault for allowing this violence to continue!

****P-TWANNNNNNG!!!!***

Hey, where'd that anvil come from???

Was that a tweety bird flying overhead?????
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KanSmiley
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greypilgrim: Shhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Don't let it out. Acme has sent me a real nice dividend check quarterly for the last fifty years. I got in on the ground floor when they went public. At that time all it cost was 500 torn movie tickets from Gravy's joint. And now I'm living a posh lifestyle in the South Pacific. The crooks in Washington know about it but the general public is still in the dark. :ph43r:

Most of the money you mention comes from federal grants and no bid contracts (think Haliburton) that amount to billions of dollars supposedly for military research and devlopment. That's what all those little guys are doing is military R &
D.

As far as Tweety throwing the 500 lb anvil this is a black op experiment in super weight lifting and it seems to be going quite well. It seems to be a double blind experiment whereas Tweety and the Road Runner get the nearly succesful materials and hardware Sylvester and Wiley Coyote are given the duds.

All the film you see is from the experiments by the DOD that is being slowly leaked to a totally unsuspecting public.

I could tell you more but you know what they say about having to kill you.

Kan
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Greypilgrim
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:o :blink: ..and here I thought I was crazy!!! :blink: :lol: :lol: ;)
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Jun 21 2007, 09:56 PM
I could tell you more but you know what they say about having to kill you.

Go ahead, Kan, tell him. ;) :lol:
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Greypilgrim
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Jun 21 2007, 06:29 PM
KanSmiley
Jun 21 2007, 09:56 PM
I could tell you more but you know what they say about having to kill you.

Go ahead, Kan, tell him. ;) :lol:

.................my friend...........................I think :(
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No, don't do that. Crack back at me, make me look foolish, but don't make me feel bad. :( I only wanted you dead a little. :lol:

Just kidding, Spidey, this place wouldn't be the same without ya. :)

It'd actually be fun. :lol:

(Kidding!) ;)

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