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Fng's Wanta Know; Self Explanatory
Topic Started: Nov 3 2007, 11:15 AM (1,087 Views)
Chandu
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I got a couple of newbie questions. First of all, if there's only 224 Balconeers, as of today, howcome I'm member number 297? :(

The other question, Is there a spell checker available when posting, and how do you access it? :huh:
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Chandu
Nov 3 2007, 11:15 AM
I got a couple of newbie questions. First of all, if there's only 224 Balconeers, as of today, howcome I'm member number 297? :(

That's a puzzler...all I know is seventy-three Balconeers asked a similar question, and were never heard from again.
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I assume that people have registered, then cancelled their registration.
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I can't believe it. A newbie comes in here and thinks the first thing he can do is ask questions. :angry:

He actually believes we're gonna give him an answer like he should know what we know. :angry:

Plus he actually thinks we know the answer to the question! :lol:

You working with the Missing Persons Bureau or sumpthin'?? :ph43r:

Did you COUNT everybody who's posted something here??? Are you THAT bored?? :o

And I thought I had no life!!
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Chandu
Nov 3 2007, 12:15 PM
"First of all, if there's only 224 Balconeers, as of today, howcome I'm member number 297?"

"Is there a spell checker available when posting, and how do you access it?"

(1) Let's just say that Large Marge took care of th' rest of 'em; they signed up solely to print bad things nice people like us shouldn't see.

(2) Beats me. Most us can barely read English, and you're worried about spelling properly!?!
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Nov 3 2007, 11:53 AM
I can't believe it.  A newbie comes in here and thinks the first thing he can do is ask questions. :angry:

Well Gosh, GP, I waited a coupla weeks! :unsure: I figgered that would be a long enough time.<_<

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He actually believes we're gonna give him an answer like he should know what we know.

Nah! I've already figured out when you post on this board, "you puts your money down and you takes your chances." You're just as apt as not, to get a reply that has anything to do with your original post, but that's why this board's so much fun! :lol:

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Did you COUNT everybody who's posted something here??? Are you THAT bored??

No, it's displayed down in the fine print, below where it tells you what members are signed in. :rolleyes: I never thought about Large Marge though. That's a good enough answer for me! :P

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I don't know you that well, but Bats says you're right! :D :D :D

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By the way, "The Cat Lady" who just joined is... the ex Mrs. Gravy.

Yikes!

This could get UGLY. Although, as a husband, I'm kinda like Jimmy Carter... I'm much better as an "ex" than I ever was when I was "in office"....
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When I saw that the newest member of the Balconeers was "The Cat Lady," I suddenly couldn't get Martin & Lewis's "Bat Lady/Fat Lady" routine in Artists and Models (1955) out of my head.

But to discover that she's a mysterious femme fatale from Gravy's past? Quel intrigue!
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This could get UGLY. Although, as a husband, I'm kinda like Jimmy Carter... I'm much better as an "ex" than I ever was when I was "in office"....

Likewise, I'm sure!! :P
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Nov 3 2007, 03:41 PM
By the way, "The Cat Lady" who just joined is... the ex Mrs. Gravy.

Yikes!

This could get UGLY. Although, as a husband, I'm kinda like Jimmy Carter... I'm much better as an "ex" than I ever was when I was "in office"....

"Cat Lady", eh??.................Bats is JUST gonna love this one!!! :lol:


ummmm <_< ......why are we talking about her as if she CAN'T READ THIS STUFF???!!! :o :o :lol: ;)

But then we ARE talking about someone that married Gravy...... :blink: :huh: :o :(

*damn* :o :blink:........I don't look good with my butt in a sling!!! :o :( :blink:
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Chandu
Nov 3 2007, 07:36 PM
greypilgrim
Nov 3 2007, 11:53 AM
And I thought I had no life!!


I don't know you that well, but Bats says you're right! :D :D :D

HA!HA!HA!HA!HA! :lol:
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Nov 3 2007, 05:05 PM
Chandu
Nov 3 2007, 07:36 PM
greypilgrim
Nov 3 2007, 11:53 AM
And I thought I had no life!!


I don't know you that well, but Bats says you're right! :D :D :D

HA!HA!HA!HA!HA! :lol:

And this from a guy that runs around in tights.
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Chandu
Nov 3 2007, 11:15 AM
I got a couple of newbie questions. First of all, if there's only 224 Balconeers, as of today, howcome I'm member number 297?

I accepted the answer that Large Marge had figured significantly in the disappearance of a few members, but the counter now says there are 228 members (up 4) and The Copperhead is member #309 (up 12). Methinks sombody's counter is broken, somewhere, or maybe Large Marge has been holding initiation rites since I joined, and several prospective members didn't make the grade. :lol: :P :D Just wonderin.' :unsure:
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OK, I've been wondering the same thing. You Newbies probably have not seen Large Marge. I have and I ain't askin' 'bout no counter.

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Nov 28 2007, 04:59 PM
You Newbies probably have not seen Large Marge.  I have and I ain't askin' 'bout no counter.

Kan

Kan, you're probably right. I really wasn't trying to be anal about that broken counter, I wuz jist tryin' to figger out how stuff works around here. :unsure:
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