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Hello all!; Introduction
Topic Started: Jul 24 2008, 09:09 AM (321 Views)
Enzo Matrix
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Hi all! I'm Enzo.

Enzo Matrix.

Okay, okay... it's not my real name, but if I tell you that my real name is Yortlebluzzgubbly Q Halibutmangler, then you'll understand when I prefer to go by "Enzo". ;)

I've been aware of ths forum for quite some time as a friend keeps posting little puzzles from it on newsgroups. I've lurked here but now I've decided to take the plunge and join in.

Looks like it's going to be fun. :D
Enzo

I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.
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igsjr
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Welcome, Enzo! Although since I feel I know you as a trusted friend already I'm just going to call you Yortlebluzzgubbly.

Glad to have you aboard! Here are the words to the Laughing Gravy theme song:

Come on baby I need gravy
Give me, give me
Give me, give me gravy tonight

I know you dance the mashed potato fine
But that don't show me that you're really mine
Once start dancin' we're now romancin'
So put that sucker on extra on the line

Gravy
On my mashed potatoes, give me
Gravy
Come and treat me right
Gravy
You're the greatest, so
Give me, give me
Give me, give me gravy tonight

I think it's twisted but I want some more
There's something missing now we're on the floor
Come on baby I want some gravy
A little kiss is what I'm waiting for

Gravy
On my mashed potatoes, give me
Gravy
Come and treat me right
Gravy
You're the greatest
Give me, give me
Give me, give me gravy tonight

Work out baby work out
All that huggin' and kissin' is why
I've got to have something else

Now when the mashed potato is finally through
There's lots of groovy, gravy things to do
Lots of lovin', kissin', huggin'
I wanna ride that gravy train with you

Gravy
On my mashed potatoes, give me
Gravy
Come and treat me right
Gravy
Hey baby you're the greatest
Give me, give me
Give me, give me gravy tonight, give me

Gravy
On my mashed potatoes, give me
Gravy
Come and treat me right
Gravy
Oh baby come on honey
Give me, give me
Give me, give me gravy tonight

Gravy
On my mashed potatoes, give me
Gravy
All that huggin' and kissin' is great
That I like
Yeah, what about gravy on it


Well, I'll admit it works much better if you sing it to your girl. But the only other song I can think of that refers to gravy is Bobby Bare's "Greasy Grit Gravy."
"Life is in color--but black-and-white is more realistic..." -- Samuel Fuller, director

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Enzo Matrix
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igsjr
Jul 24 2008, 11:55 AM
Welcome, Enzo!  Although since I feel I know you as a trusted friend already I'm just going to call you Yortlebluzzgubbly.



Thank you. How kind. :D


igsjr
Jul 24 2008, 11:55 AM
But the only other song I can think of that refers to gravy is Bobby Bare's "Greasy Grit Gravy."



If you listen carefully to "Constant Craving" by kd lang, you'll hear that she is in fact singing "can't stand gravy". :lol:
Enzo

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Stony Brooke da Mesquiteer
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Welcome Enzo. I hope you enjoy yourself here. I know you are new, because you look a little green. Once again, welcome.
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She's got long, long legs, she's got...
Savoir Faire"
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Chandu
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Welcome aboard, Enzo. C'mon in and pick yer seat......er.......choose a place to sit. Watch out for the sticky seats and the ones with loose springs, though. I hope you enjoy yourself as much as I have here in The Balcony. :P
Not plane, nor bird, nor even frog. It's just little ol' me...
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KanSmiley
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Welcome Enzo! How can I follow an act like igsjr and Shampoo (errr ahh Chandu) so I'll just say watch out for Large Marge and have a great time up here In The Balcony. Some of us do throw popcorn, ice and/or crumpled up candy wrappers off the balcony.

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panzer the great & terrible
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I resemble that, Smiley! Anyway, welcome, Enzo. Any relation to the singer?
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Chandu
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Or the Ferrari founder?
Not plane, nor bird, nor even frog. It's just little ol' me...
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Enzo Matrix
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Neither... but I am exactly the same age as George Clooney.

I'm jealous of his fame and fortune. But it's all swings and roundabouts because he is jealous of my good looks and boyish charm.

Enzo

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KanSmiley
Jul 26 2008, 01:02 PM
Some of us do throw popcorn, ice and/or crumpled up candy wrappers off the balcony.


I have been known to hurl batter puddinge! :D
Enzo

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Chandu
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Jul 26 2008, 10:19 AM
Neither...  but I am exactly the same age as George Clooney.

I'm jealous of his fame and fortune. But it's all swings and roundabouts because he is jealous of my good looks and boyish charm.

Related to Brick Bradford? :lol:
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Brick Bradford
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Welcome Enzo,
As EVERYONE knows Brick Bradford is the Handsomest Hero in Serials and generally everywhere else. As you know it is hard being very handsome and there are people who may be a tad jealous of our GREAT looks...Just smile and nod your head
at them.
If you are in the land of Caintuckee stop at Brickford Mansion for a taste of the World Famous Brickford Mansion Elixir.
Brickford Bradford (Handsomest Hero in Serials and modestly everywhere else) ;) ;) ;)
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Chandu
Jul 26 2008, 01:31 PM
Enzo Matrix
Jul 26 2008, 10:19 AM
Neither...  but I am exactly the same age as George Clooney.

I'm jealous of his fame and fortune. But it's all swings and roundabouts because he is jealous of my good looks and boyish charm.

Related to Brick Bradford? :lol:

Doggone it Chandu now look what you have done. It's tough enough when you are a bumbling sidekick to get respect but now I have to listen to Brick Bradford brag about his good looks.

KanSmiley
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Brick Bradford
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Just stating the facts...Kan
Brick Bradford (Handsomest Hero in Serials) ;) ;) ;) ;)
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Enzo Matrix
Jul 24 2008, 09:09 AM
I've been aware of ths forum for quite some time as a friend keeps posting little puzzles from it on newsgroups.

Thanks, pal! :)

Once again, welcome aboard! :D
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