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Frankenstein (2004)
Topic Started: Oct 23 2011, 08:09 AM (210 Views)
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Painfully dull version of the tale, made completely unfamiliar.

In this one (get this) the Frankenstein monster teams up with a New Orleans detective to hunt Victor (Frankenstein) Helios, who has found a way to give himself immortal life and has spent the last 200 years creating beautiful women to have sex with. The original Monster, see, has been tracking him around the world for 2 centuries trying to get him to knock it the hell off. This thing was prodcued by Martin Scorsese, based on an idea by Dean Koontz, so how come it's so terrible? Parker Posey does the best she can as the detective, but the film is still dull as hell, the first openly boring Frankenstein monster I've ever seen (that I can recall).

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Wasn't this a pilot film for a proposed series?
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