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Attack of the SABERTOOTH (2005)
Topic Started: Mar 15 2012, 06:00 PM (336 Views)
andarius
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Blatant rip-off of 'Jurassic Park' but great fun - here's some highlights...

Sabertooth met a gal in a corridor, she threw a spear at him and missed, he
sprang, hit her with FOUR paws, knocked her over, had at her and bit her
head off!

ROFLLMAO!

Sabertooth is crafty; he decides to slink thru the space above this corridor
and lurk by a missing flap (get the picture?); Sabertooth gently puts his
head out, opens his mouth, closes his jaws about a youth in a green
teeshirt's neck and lifts him up into the flap dropping him seconds later
sans noddle! :D

A security guard happens along and looks up to see Sabertooth looking down
at him with a head in his mouth; Sabertooth spits out the head hitting the
guard and pounces!

Nearby, a group of teenagers hear his screams, investigate and find the poor
bastard minus his head and right arm causing a popsie to comment, "He's
definitely looked better!".

LOL!

<shown on The Horror Channel in England>
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