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instant surrealism; on Direct TV
Topic Started: Jan 24 2014, 05:06 PM (184 Views)
panzer the great & terrible
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If you have Direct TV, hie yourself over to 362 and turn on your closed captioning. The backstory is, the DTV geniuses are in a dispute with The Weather Channel so they have hired a totally inept company called Weather Nation. It's wonderful. The captions are voice recognition and they are hilarious if you like stupid and if you have a little weed on hand you do.

Example: "been inundated with a few bright sleet ice and whey. I love my toes. Period. The zombie relaxing is being allowed to expire. Let's take a look and the sound cards in your ear and the fervor falls."

Something on TV at last.
Life is just a bowl of cherries, it's too mysterious, don't take it serious...
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Stony Brooke da Mesquiteer
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Thanks Paul, you just made my Friday night. I just saw the word "train" instead of "rain" and then a bunch of mumbo jumbo. It looks like a code the CIA would use to throw off eavesdropping soviets.
It's like Rodney King used to say, "Can't we all get a bong."
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panzer the great & terrible
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I don't know what it is, but poetry is what comes to mind. Accidental poetry.

"there's snow in the crotch of the great lakes, and in the pink seat of the oh hi valley..." was what we awoke to this morning. You cannot make this stuff up.
Edited by panzer the great & terrible, Jan 25 2014, 06:39 AM.
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I gotta see this!
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Well, cream rises.
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