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Cheney Joins Burr in History; Veeps That Shot Another Person
Topic Started: Sunday Feb 12 2006, 10:09 PM (370 Views)
PSUSyr5
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Oh boo hoo the public didn't know about it until a day later...waa waa. WHO CARES?!
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WeatherManNX01
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From President Moron.com:
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WARSHINGTON, DC - After attempting to cover it up for twenty-four hours, The MORONARCHY had no choice but to confirm that The DICK shot someone in the face with a shotgun on Saturday while hunting down in Corpus Christi, Texas! That's right, the same DICK who went hunting with "Anthony" Scalia to fix the Supreme Court decision in the Energy Task-Farce (those super-secret invade-Iraq, give-ANWR-a-whack, conservationists-are-on-crack, buy-a-Humvee-get-money-back, keep-Halliburton-in-the-black meetings) lawsuit, this time, mistook one of his friends, a seventy-eight year old Banana Republican attorney named Harry Whittington, for a quail! After the incident, The MORONARCHY tried everything it could to suppress the news. After all, this draft-dodging, "I had other priorities," chicken-hawk has spent five years asserting his competence in matters of warfare, and yet, he SHOT a guy with whom he was hunting (he was hospitalized). SHOT him. In the FACE. He was not surprisingly, hunting illegally -- he did not have an upland game birds stamp on his hunting license -- but, since he is above the law, this did not slow him down in the slightest. Remember kids, guns don't kill people, DICKs do.
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:rolleyes: How did I know that someone would find a way to spin this into a 'blame President Bush' thing? For Christ's sake, he was 1200 miles away, and didn't even find out until after it happened. <_<
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PSUSyr5
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In a related story, John Kerry voted against the bill to require permits after he voted for it. It's nice to see he's still with everyone on every issue. He's got some courage...being on every position on every issue.
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