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A subway employee gave me this thought. By that I mean, their actions (stupidity) made me think of this. Below is my proof for a rock having an IQ of 100.

Here is what shall be proven:
A rock has an IQ of 100.
Therefore, anyone who has an IQ lower than 100 is dumber than a rock.
Secondly, anyone with an IQ of exactly 100 is as smart as a rock.
Finally, anyone with an IQ that is greater than 100 is smarter than a rock.

An IQ Test, tests one's knowledge and ability to solve problems through logical cognitive processes. It uses the testee's (person taking the test) age to calculate the IQ number based on how much someone of that age should know and be able to solve (mental age). An IQ less than 100 means that person is behind that of an average person of that age. An IQ of 100 means that their age is the same as their mental age. Say a person is 26 years old and their mental age is 26. 26 divided by 26 equals 1 and in terms of percentage it equals 100. Someone with a mental age higher than their current age would have an IQ higher than 100.

A rock always knows what it should know for its current age, which is only one thing: nothing. If the rock is seven years old it will know as much as the average seven year old rock, thereby making its physical age and mental age both seven. 7 divided by 7 equals 1 and in terms of percentage it equals 100. Since an IQ number is based on the percentage, that would mean that a rock has an IQ of 100.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:IQ_curve.svg
About 2.5 percent of the world's population have an IQ of 100 making them equal to a rock.
About 48.75 percent of the world's population have an IQ less than 100 making them dumber than a rock.
Congratulations go to those other 48.75 percent who are smarter than a rock.

the hard game of life
by Joseph Range



Prologue chapter 1 Hello my name is Mike

Hello my name is Mike, and my life is incredibly... boring. By most people's

standards i would be called a genius. To me all that means is that nothing is either

challenging or interesting. Not only am i a genius but i also have the problem that

I am the most popular person at my school. It's really annoying to me especially

because people follow me around believing that they are friends of mine. Not only

that but every girl at my school also has confessed there undying love for me,

which annoys me beyond even my own immagination. Well i should say every girl

but one. she is the only person that has the guts to say what she actually thinks

of me to my face. I believe she hates me but then why would she be currently

desperatly pleeing with me. Your probably wondering why she is doing this, to

explain let me go back to 2 hours ago.

Rena:Mike will you hurry up otherwise the store is going to close before we can get our items for our school project.

The person nagging me of course would of course be Rena.

We've known each other since childhood, plus she lives next door to me. She's

always hated my attitude and how i do things, maybe because i don't care for

anything that bores me.

MIke: Why worry Rena we've got plenty of time why don't we just go get something to eat.

Rena: As always we are not on a date we are just out here to get our supplies for
our school project.

Mike:Fine, not like it matters anyway.

Rena:Fine Mike then i'll just got get it myself you jerk.

Like always she storms away and i go get something to eat. After an hour passed i

found it strange that Rena hadn't come back yet to scold me, so i decided that i

should go look for her, because otherwise people would nag me for not doing it. Well

it didn't take me very long to find her and to my suprise she was "entertaing" a group of

guys.

Mike: Hey Rena will you knock it off it's getting dark we better get back otherwise your dad is going to scold me.

Rena: Mike you idiot save me.

Random Guy:Hold on there miss your the one who insisted that we should do this. So buddy just stay out of.

I had gotten bored with the situation so i ended it.

Mike: Rena how did you get captured by people so weak.

Rena:Hey i'm not as strong as you are. and even though i really don't want to say it you did save me so thank you.

Mike: No need for that i got bored with the situation so i ended it.

Rena: Mike you jerk was that the only reason you helped me?

Mike: Of course Rena you know better than anyone that when i get bored with something i end it.

Rena: Mike what are you going to do when you get bored with life end it? Hey wait where are you taking me?

Rena had posed a good question so i took her to the roof of a nearby abandoned

building to give her my answer.

Rena: Mike why did you take me up here?

Mike: To show you my answer.

Rena: Your answer to what Mike?

I walked over to the edge of the roof and stepped over to the railing leaving nothing in the way for me to jump.

Rena: What are you doing Mike? If this is a joke this isn't funny.

Mike :Rena life bores me so like everything else i'm going to end it.

Now that's what led me to where we began.

Rena: Mike please think about this. you don't have to do this i promise you mike i'll help you make your life more interesting so please come back to me.

Mike: Why are you crying Rena?

Rena: You idiot it's because the person i love most is about to kill himself.

Mike: Rena, you love me?

Rena: Yes so please just get over here and we'll start making your life interesting

Mike: Rena for the first time in my life i was wrong about something, i never thought that you loved me but i must apologize my mind is made up.

Rena: Don't do it.

At that moment i said good by to my boring life and jumped.

post your comments what you liked,didn't and prologue chapter 2 Hello my name is Rena will be out saturday.

Apparently I only have two open chakras, the root chakra and the third eye chakra. What about you?

http://www.eclecticenergies.com/chakras/chakratest.php

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Have you ever had a hard time finding someone? Have you ever imagined how hard it would be to find someone without a cell phone or land line phones?

This is only in 3 Dimensions with length, width and height. Now imagine if people could traverse through the 4 Dimension of Time. Someone could be standing in the same spot as you as far as length, width and height go, but they could be in a different location in time which means that you wouldn't know they were there.

Imagine if you were trying to find them so you could talk to them without any wireless connection device.

Is it really okay to look and not touch as people put it. This is a phrase that people use to say I am in a relationship but I can still check people out. I don't think it is okay. It is the first step to cheating. Let's first ask why the person is looking at someone other than their significant other. The most obvious reason seems to be because they are doing it for sexual gratification. I don't mean looking at someone's face either. Yet, most people seem to think that it is okay to look as long as they don't touch. What do you think?

http://baxterking.com/?p=626

Prepare for the zombies...

http://xkcd.com/63/

jeremy=fuzz sent me this Valentine's gift. I guess his heart is in it too.

Anyone else as hungry as I am?