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Hello? Where is everyone?
Topic Started: Nov 22 2005, 09:57 PM (408 Views)
Mike
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Someday, I must meet Lauren, we have a lot to talk about. Like slow Aunt Ruthi. ;) lol
 
Ruthie
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Slow Aunt Ruthi?.....no
 
Froggie
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Great uncle Dan never met a stranger, and he loved meeting new people. Because they haven't heard his jokes and wise cracks over and over. It's funny though, no matter how much he told them, they were still funny. It could be like the 50th time, and you would still be in stitches. With the most sincerity and honesty, he would ask you "How are you feeling?" and when you answer, he would come back with "Well, I feel with my fingers." And these stories. Oh my gosh, you would think that they were true to life, until he gets to the end, and come to find out, it was a big joke. There's two movies out that reminds me so much of Dan. The uncles on Second Hand Lions, both of them together makes one good Dan, shotgun shooting fish and all. Kind of reminds me of Dan & Lee (his brother), and the dad on Big Fish. The elaborate stories. Especially the one about the milk man. He was the closest thing that I had to a Grandfather. And I miss him everyday. I can't wait to see him again.

God bless my little niece and nephew. I got a feeling little Jarrett is going to have Dan's wise cracks and sense of humor too.
 
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Alright, one of Dan's infamous stories.... I know it by heart, because he told it so much....


A preacher decided to skip church one Sunday to go deer hunting....while he was waiting for a deer, in the clearing he spotted one. And let me tell you...this deer was the envy of all deers, the largest buck the preacher had ever seen. He raised his gun to aim. A clear shot would be made. He started to pull the trigger, when he felt there was something watching him, and just as soon as he turned his head. There stood a big God Dang Black Bear. And it looked mad. The preacher ran. And the bear followed. He kept looking back as he ran and wouldn't you know it, he didn't see the steep hill that was in front of him. He slipped and fell down the hill, breaking both his legs. His gun, on down that hill. As the bear came closer the preacher prayed: "Dear God, I know I missed church today but please see it in your heart Father to make this bear a Christian and spare me.." Just then as the bear was over the man, the bear reared back and raised both front paws placing them together and the bear said "Dear Lord, Bless this food that I'm about to recieve."
 
Ruthie
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LMAO!!!
 
Mike
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lol That was great. What a neat guy he must have been.
 
Ruthie
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Its hard to believe that Aunt Sallie is his sister. Totally opposites.
 
Mike
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You mean evil Aunt Sally Hag?? From the other thread?
 
Ruthie
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Yeah....Aunt Sally and Uncle Dan are siblings.
 
Mike
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Gosh, it's like that old saying "only the good die young." Uncle Dan, who sounds great, is gone yet nasty old Aunt Sally is still here. It's not fair sometimes.
 
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