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Jokes Birds and the Bees
Topic Started: Mar 1 2006, 03:53 AM (118 Views)
Smurfie
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Tadpole
THIS IS CERTAINLY ONE WAY OF UPDATING THE DREARY OLD BIRDS AND BEES:
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to do a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said


"You've Got Male!"
 
Mike
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Fly Catcher
rotflmao Very clever!! Thanks Smurfie!!
 
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