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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 1 2006, 03:53 AM (118 Views) | |
| Smurfie | Mar 1 2006, 03:53 AM Post #1 |
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THIS IS CERTAINLY ONE WAY OF UPDATING THE DREARY OLD BIRDS AND BEES: A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to do a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said "You've Got Male!" |
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| Mike | Mar 1 2006, 01:09 PM Post #2 |
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rotflmao Very clever!! Thanks Smurfie!! |
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