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True Story
Topic Started: Mar 1 2006, 03:54 AM (96 Views)
Smurfie
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Tadpole
I'm not sure this isn't just another urban myth......but who cares?

Only an Aussie could pull this one off!

From the State where drink driving is considered a sport,
comes a true story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland.

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local
neighbourhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man
leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man
stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer
quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles,
the Man managed to find his car which he fell into. He was there
for a few minutes, as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove
off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off it was a
fine dry night), flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted The
horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward
a few cm, reversed a little and then Remained stationary for a few
more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of
the car park and started to drive slowly down the road. The police
officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the
patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man
over and carried out a Breathalyzer test. To his amazement the
Breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol
at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me
to The Police station this Breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".
True story...

 
Mike
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Fly Catcher
I've heard this before. Funny as hell if it's true!
 
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