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Climate Change
Topic Started: Oct 19 2006, 07:15 PM (1,648 Views)
Original Game Slayer
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Master of His Domain
Okay. Its time for what I call my two cents. A lame American expression that means absolutely nothing.

Climate change is a bitch. And who can we blame. EVERYBODY. First of all, John Howard. Please, Mr. Howard, if you can take your head away from George Bush's crotch for ONE second, you will realise that climate change is a REALITY and it is more important than THE ECONOMY. Wait, that surely can't be right!? The ECONOMY comes before EVERYTHING. Well then, fucktard, what the fuck happens when coalmines are flooding due to rising sea levels and there is NO ECONOMY. What happens when the drought in Australia is so severe that we are left to desalinate ocean water? Oh, I know! I've got a great idea! Here, Mr. Howard, I think this will appeal to you! We'll cut off the MURRAY RIVER. We'll purify the YARRA! Yep! And then, when "the rivers run dry", what will we do? I know! Build a desalination plant! Oh, what a Jim Dandy idea, dickhead! Well, consider this: Desalination plants use an INCREDIBLE amount of electricity, emitting even MORE coal and therefore WORSENING THE PROBLEM. And then, of course, when this water eventually finds its way back to sea, THEN WHAT HAPPENS? I KNOW, THE SEA ITSELF BEGINS TO BECOME DESALINATED! And as Al Gore so happily put it, this could result in an ICE AGE in EUROPE! Basically, "we're fucked". But never mind. I got a solution for you. Oh, this one's a fantastic idea. Get this: We can sit in Sydney Harbour, in our houseboat mansion (because our house was FLOODED) and say.

"Damn. If only we'd fixed this earlier."
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lumpy
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That was a good, debate-worthy vent of rage OGS. Unfortunately, I'm afraid it won't quell the stubbornness of most of today's conservatives.
FUN
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Original Game Slayer
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damn fucking right it wont. still. i like my constructive rants.
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Blacklight
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global warming isn't real. it'sa load of bollocks made up to scare people into repression!

jokes.
Don't take drugs kids.
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Original Game Slayer
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i was about to flame the fuck out of you and get back onto the "8 track business" but lucky for you, you realised the consequences of being a complete political fuck who is too ignorant to pull your head out of your dim-witted ass and face reality.
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