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Casino Royale; A truly Royale Bond film
Topic Started: Nov 27 2006, 09:16 AM (641 Views)
Mars
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Nov 28 2006, 12:14 PM
Mars
Nov 27 2006, 08:01 PM
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i knew some idiot would ... interpret that wrong.

That's a bit rich, coming from the mouth of the guy who got confused when I said "The Widow" involved saving the president's life.

im assuming the widow is the name of that story.

and i was confused to begin with, having been talking on the phone while reading it on a foreign monitor.. not really paying attention, but reading all the same, and not going back and analyzing it for literary whatever it is you do. i think i had good reason to not understand the story.

This sentence alone voids the need for me to own you again. You've simply done the job yourself.

"...and not going back and analyzing it for literary whatever it is you do."

Read it again and smash your face into the screen.
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Mars
 
I never liked Pierce Brosnan, but while we're on the subject of Bond - what Brosnan film was your favourite/least hated?

Strangely for me it was Tomorrow Never Dies. Die Another Day was shit, thanks mainly to Halle Fucking Berry.


You didn't like Brosnan? I did. He brought some real life back into the role of James Bond, and would have been as good as Connery if it weren't for the poorly written scripts of Tomorrow Never Dies and Die Another Day. I can understand why the crews would half-ass Die Another Day, because it was the 20th film and the 40th anniversary of Bond, and they knew everyone would have to see it. But Tomorrow Never Dies... I guess it was just the 1990s and their slow evolution to the 21st century.

I personally liked Goldeneye and The World is not Enough. Goldeneye was better, becuase it was basically the Casino Royale of its time. The introduction of Pierce Brosnan was to some people like a newer, younger Sean Connery. TWINE was a bit over-the-top and confusing, but still had a mysterious plot and a real kick-ass opening. Not as good as Goldeneye, and would have passed better today in the world of 3-dollar-a-gallon gasoline, but still a good, underrated Bond.

On the subject of favorites/least favorites, who was your favorite (and least favorite) Bond actor? My favorites in order would be:

1. Sean Connery
2.Tie between Daniel Craig and Pierce Brosnan
3. George Lazenby
4. Roger Moore
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You should have said favourite character APART from Sean Connery. Cos if you don't like Connery, send me your balls in the mail and save us both all the hassle.
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Heh. Good point. I still want to see people's rankings on the other Bonds, though.
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Nov 27 2006, 02:47 PM
Die Another Day was shit, thanks mainly to Halle Fucking Berry.

Made my day and i am in agreeance.


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I heard it's amazing, but not a true Bond film.


Please clarify what you mean by "not a true bond film."?
is it because it is a remake or because it is actually based off a book


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Plus Daniel Craig is possibly the best Bond since Sean.


How can you say? As you said, you haven't seen the film (yet).



I will view it on release. The 'bond girl' is also going to appear in the "His Dark Materials" films.
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possibly


He said possibly best bond. Judging by reviews and snippets of footage etc.

Oh and make a thread about his dark materials, looks rad.
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is it because it is a remake or because it is actually based off a book


The first official movie titled Casino Royale, made in 1967, was a complete spoof, and was basically the Austin Powers of its day. The current Casino Royale is mostly based on the original Ian Fleming novel.
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Nov 27 2006, 08:20 PM
This sentence alone voids the need for me to own you again. You've simply done the job yourself.

"...and not going back and analyzing it for literary whatever it is you do."

Read it again and smash your face into the screen.

your an idiot. i dont own myself. im saying i dont go back, and highlight adverbs, and analyze for cross-referencing plural noun phrases. I have no idea what the hell you do, but i dont look for a deeper meaning. i just read it. plain and simple. stop it with the fing flaming

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Stormbreaker
 
I heard it's amazing, but not a true Bond film.


Please clarify what you mean by "not a true bond film."?
is it because it is a remake or because it is actually based off a book


First of all, let me thank you for acting CIVILIZED when questioning me. It's good to know your above-average Australian has evolved beyond Kangaroo s*it.

To answer your question, Nova. That's what someone told me. It's not what I think.

I just saw this last night. It's a great movie. I love it. The opening credits song isn't on the soundtrack, though, and they didn't release the actual song, but a different version. The effect is to make it SUCK BALLS. The songs so cool, but it's a completely horrible version, compared to the real one. The movie itself was awesome. I could quote it endlessly.

Bond... James Bond
 
*Manically Laughs*
Now the entire world will know you died scratching my balls!
*Manically Laughs*
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Nov 30 2006, 08:22 AM
Mars
Nov 27 2006, 08:20 PM
This sentence alone voids the need for me to own you again. You've simply done the job yourself.

"...and not going back and analyzing it for literary whatever it is you do."

Read it again and smash your face into the screen.

your an idiot. i dont own myself. im saying i dont go back, and highlight adverbs, and analyze for cross-referencing plural noun phrases. I have no idea what the hell you do, but i dont look for a deeper meaning. i just read it. plain and simple. stop it with the fing flaming

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Stormbreaker
 
I heard it's amazing, but not a true Bond film.


Please clarify what you mean by "not a true bond film."?
is it because it is a remake or because it is actually based off a book


First of all, let me thank you for acting CIVILIZED when questioning me. It's good to know your above-average Australian has evolved beyond Kangaroo s*it.

To answer your question, Nova. That's what someone told me. It's not what I think.

I just saw this last night. It's a great movie. I love it. The opening credits song isn't on the soundtrack, though, and they didn't release the actual song, but a different version. The effect is to make it SUCK BALLS. The songs so cool, but it's a completely horrible version, compared to the real one. The movie itself was awesome. I could quote it endlessly.

Bond... James Bond
 
*Manically Laughs*
Now the entire world will know you died scratching my balls!
*Manically Laughs*

You ignorant f'ucking fool. Stop exentuating the idea of 'ignorant Americans' you f'ucking ignorant American.

Realize that it is remarkably sad that you are getting both 'owned' by said spawn of kangaroo shite, and that you are clearly of a lesser intelligence. I mean really, can it be anymore obvious?

Wake up and smell the kangaroo shite,
fool.

*cue Mars ownage.*

Oh and Nova, I can assume that because the previews have provided enough material to prove Craig is far superior to the efforts of Brosnan, Moore and Lazenby.
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I realise European Son just expressed all my thoughts so I'll cut this short.

Stormbreaker. Listen to my words very carefully.

First I will take issue with this comment.

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your an idiot. i dont own myself. im saying i dont go back, and highlight adverbs, and analyze for cross-referencing plural noun phrases. I have no idea what the hell you do, but i dont look for a deeper meaning. i just read it. plain and simple. stop it with the fing flaming


1. Well, the first bolded comment is in itself an hypocrisy as you spelt "You're" wrong. Who's the idiot? That's sickeningly rich coming from you.

2. My well supported claim of your foolishness was based primarily on this statement that I've already quoted you on.

"...and not going back and analyzing it for literary whatever it is you do."

This sentence is retarded to the highest degree. It fails to follow all the conventions of the English language and the grammatical system that accompanies it. It is in fact, so retarded that you really should not even be allowed to argue with me. You should not have even bothered. Maybe one day you will learn to use language like us Homo sapiens too.

And the entire comment itself. You don't need to go back and "highlight adverbs" whilst "cross-referencing plural noun phrases". You just needed to read the story without stabbing yourself in the eye with your own stupidity. Your attack is useless in that it suggests I mocked you for not seeing the interpretation European Son intended. I would never do that. I myself was slightly confused upon reading the story. Since then European Son has confirmed that he wrote it so the reader themself would be free to take it in as they saw it. So that's wrong. I mocked you - and rightly so - for shitting yourself and fumbling around like a blind leper when I mentioned the "Saving the president" part. It's almost inconceivable that you would mistake my joke for fact. It's like reading Harry Potter and going "Hang on..." when I ask you if you enjoyed the graphic sex orgy that took place in Griffindor Common Room after Harry won the Quidditch match by cock slapping the goal keeper with his magic-enhanced 15 inch penis. How about the part where Ron and Harry break into Snape's "herb closet" and smoke a pound of FrogWeed whilst urinating on all of the Professor's belongings. And it was hilarious when they lit Dumbledore's beard on fire and then threw him out the fifth floor window.

Don't you dare tell me that I'm an idiot. That's laughable at best. I like you Stormbreaker, but I feel the need to put you in your place when you're so clearly wrong. It's not fair to say things so fundamentally dumb and then hurl the accusations about.

As for the Kangaroo Shit comment, well I think the fact that you said it voids my need for a response. You'll notice how I haven't lowered myself to personal attacks regarding your homeland and the citizens that inhabit it. I could - but I won't.

Please just think more carefully next time you post. Keep being the stormbreaker we know and love (?) but, just don't be so arrogant... Please.
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Well thats very short.

1. Sean Connery
2. Roger Moore
3. Pierce Brosnan
4. Timothy Dalton

Lazenby (The only non british Bond) was not bad, but he was only in one movie because he quit when he realized that the Bond movies were stupid. He had a 7 movie contract.
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Nov 30 2006, 05:39 PM
Well thats very short.

1. Sean Connery
2. Roger Moore
3. Pierce Brosnan
4. Timothy Dalton

Lazenby (The only non british Bond) was not bad, but he was only in one movie because he quit when he realized that the Bond movies were stupid. He had a 7 movie contract.

I'd concur with that. Lazenby was pretty awful really, and it was a shame Brosnan had such awful films written for him as he had relative potential.
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I've seen all of them. Most people have.
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oh yes, so short.

im sorry that i have a life, and thus not enough time to sit here thinking up smart comments, and typing everything out perfectly. notice i dont capatalize my i's unless i have time. which i dont. euro, how the hell am i signifying i am of lesser intelligence when im talking about a fucking Australian? as for the getting owned by kangaroo shit, thats from your point of view, and from my point of view, its some shit TRYING to own me. you need to look at it from both sides, arrogant aussie.

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This sentence is retarded to the highest degree. It fails to follow all the conventions of the English language and the grammatical system that accompanies it.


except im not following language, im loosely offering my opinion in a fucking forum. im saying that i dont waste my time looking for crap in literature like you, mars. im not talking about myself.

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It's not fair to say things so fundamentally dumb and then hurl the accusations about.


I agree. if you read back in this topic, you see it was not me who started the so-called accusations. i said i HEARD something, and someone took that as me saying something, offering MY opinion.

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You'll notice how I haven't lowered myself to personal attacks regarding your homeland and the citizens that inhabit it


very well. you might want to share you wisdom with another, european, aussie.

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but, just don't be so arrogant


how on earth am i being arrogant by telling someone they read my post wrong?

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I mocked you - and rightly so


okay. let's clear this up. it was a joke, mars. i knew it couldnt involve the president. im sorry i didnt add your little smileys into the post for your convenience.

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when you're so clearly wrong


this happens to be quite often in your mind


Mars, I try not to be arrogant. But where on Earth did you see me start these hostilities?
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Oh and stormbreaker, if you consider the Pierce Brosnan-esque Bond films as examples of a true Bond film, then you are so very wrong.


once again, i didnt start this whole arrogant fight.

im really getting tired of this, mars. just stop. ill try not to be so 'arrogant' but i dont know if i can be the 'stormbreaker you all know and love' because you all seem to have a pre-dispositioned hatred towards me. it might not be me, as much as americans, but still. know that i am trying.
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