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| Dominia; One Nation, Under Lumpunzik | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 29 2007, 12:13 PM (539 Views) | |
| stormbreaker | Sep 29 2007, 12:13 PM Post #1 |
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Master of His Domain
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As Dictator-for-life lumpunzik (hereby referred to as "The Knife") will be announcing on October 13th, the confines of his backyard will soon be declared an independent nation. As his Press Secretary, it is my job to inform you good people as well as the press. Worry not; I have already contacted Stephen Colbert's agent. With cooperation with the media in our community, I intend to bring the matter of Dominia to a federal level. Our goal is to force the nation to spent trillions of dollars mobilizing a small battalion to reclaim a small portion of land defended by five teenagers armed with airsoft pistols. More importantly, this is The Knife's opportunity to express his distaste towards our government. Indeed, his Declaration of Independence lists a number of grievances against the United States Government. (Whom, I should add, we intend to declare war on within the first few weeks of founding Dominia.) Gaining the support of the press is an essential element in our endeavor: without press coverage it is highly likely that we will be ignored like the many others who have attempted to create their own nation-state. The support of Stephen Colbert (however unlikely) would give us a tremendous audience to support us. Keep in mind, regardless of their opinions on the matter, they mere fact that they have such views helps us by giving us coverage. Any donations would be appreciated and can be sent to the following address. 1.1.1 Devil's Isle Maullenburry, Dominia As for the specific type of government and the specific layout of Dominia, we have begun construction on such plans. Currently, we will control the airspace for up to 200,000 ft. above Dominia, taxing any and every air or space craft that enters our space. Yes. Taxing the U.S. Government. And private citizens. Any questions can be directed to The Knife's Press Secretary (Stormbreaker) at this time. If you mortals are lucky, you might even hear a word or two from his grand excellency himself: the notorious, infamous, and ruthless lumpunzik. Peace out. Conformity in. |
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| lumpy | Sep 29 2007, 12:22 PM Post #2 |
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Citizen B
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Excellent work, press secretary. I hereby promote you to Executive press secretary. Because the name just sounds cooler. |
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