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*shudder* E.T. *shudder*; Game almost put Atari out of Buisiness!
Topic Started: Nov 18 2007, 03:43 PM (167 Views)
Ethan_odd
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First off, let me say, if been through all crazy types of games.
(Ranging from Pong, GTA: San Andreas, all the way back to Poy Poy)

I got on EBAY one day and ordered E.T. for my Atari which had been collecting sh*t droplets from dust bunnys in my closet. So anyway, a week later I got the package, popped it in and played. Well lets just explain what I thought in the next few paragraphs:

This fartknocker of a game came and shat on my face literally, with the scientists who I literally thought tried to rape you. And the fAcking F.B.I. agents who steal your little "Fischer-Price" phone parts. And on top of it all...you have a limited number of "Moves" before the stupid alien mother ship goes home.
Without E.T.

This (aside from Superman 64 (Which I will discuss in another thread) ) is probably the 2nd worst game I ever played. It's like literally the objective is to like fall into holes you can never get yourself out of. I wish I could kill E.T. and in the words of some dude at the GT Countdown
"I wish I could control the tears running down the little boy's face as E.T. dies."

The music is also very repetitive.


Anyone with a second opinion?
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Mars
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ET where it belongs.

Also, you should upgrade. I hear the SNES has nice graphics.
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Ethan_odd
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I have an SNES too!

I just wanted to play an old game on my Atari. But the old game soon turned into damaged parts after I set it under a car in a parking lot!
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Ethan_odd
Nov 19 2007, 02:39 AM
I have an SNES too!

I just wanted to play an old game on my Atari. But the old game soon turned into damaged parts after I set it under a car in a parking lot!

Ah, the dark side of ethan emerges.
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You did hear about how bad the game was before you ordered it, right? I mean, if you didn't, then you're pretty far out of the loop. E.T. is infamously one of the most miserable games ever made, as shown by Mars' link. Superman 64 reminds me of a quote I saw on IRC:

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JimBob2814: I actually tried Superman 64
JimBob2814: yes, it is.
Rawlsaur: Is it actually as bad as they say?
Rawlsaur: ...
JimBob2814: no, you're just predictable
Rawlsaur: Are you psychic or something?
Rawlsaur: ...
JimBob2814: NO I WON'T
Rawlsaur: STOP DOING THAT!
Rawlsaur: ...
JimBob2814: haha
Comment: This actually happened.
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Ethan_odd
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I heard that it sucked but I just wanted to try it out anyways.
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