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Republican Field Analysis
Topic Started: Jan 13 2008, 11:07 PM (186 Views)
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Not so much an analysis as me scoring them out of 100 and making commentaries about them for my own venting purposes. Someone who knows the democrats better than me should do them.


6. Mike "Fuckabee" Huckabee - 20/100

This score is even overlooking the fact that Huckabee pardoned a rapist because he screamed for God's forgiveness or something, then went on to rape and kill another woman once on the outside. Yeah...this guy is a nice little train wreck. Fuckabee is politics as usual. In Arkansas he was a liberal leaning Republican governor. He raised taxes many times. Now as a Republican running for President, he has to appeal to the base, so he must appear to have a conservative record. He also claims to be a straight talker like his idol John McCain, but when asked the straightforward question of did you raise taxes in your state? he will give you the courtesy line of "I helped families"

....so you raised taxes then?

"I did what I had to do to help the-"

Okay, this clearly isn't going anywhere.


5. Rudy Gooliani - 20

So Rudy what are you economic plans?

"Ronald Reagan."

.....oh-uh...k..uh, how about national security?

"I was there on 9/11"

.....k that doesn't really...nevermind. Uh, I'm almost afraid to ask, but how about the War in Iraq?

"9/11"

Alright this was a complete waste of time, thanks anyway Rudy.

"9/11! Islamo Fascism! Ronald Reagan! Extreme Jihadism! 9/11!!!!!!"

*runs away*

4. John McCain - 35/100

The only real difference between McCain and Huckabee is that McCain at least comes up with his own positions. He appears have good tactical war knowledge as he was a proponent for the "SURGE" long before Bush actually listened to him. He seems more fit for a military position than President. Outside of that, there isn't much to see here. He's for amnesty, or at least he was in AZ, now he's "against it." Also pay close attention to McCain's arms. They are always at an angle of at least 20 degrees, never straight...that's not Presidential Posture.


3. Fred Thompson - 40/100

Very strong on taxes and states' rights, but he's a crazeh neocon through and through on foreign policy, and that pretty much overshadows whatever other positions he's strong on.


2. Mitt Romney - 45/100

Mitt Romney truly is the "guy I'd like to have a beer with" candidate of the 08 election. He seems like a genuinely nice guy to me and that could nab him votes in the fuming cesspool of voter retardation that is the United States of America. His fiscal record is stronger than Huck and McCain, but he's also sporting the paranoid neocon foreign policy. 'Radical Islamic Fascist Jihadism is the biggest threat that has ever faced America.' Not my cup o tea.



1. Ron Paul - 90/100

I'm keeping this short so I don't sound like the fan boy that I am, but at this point Paul is exactly what this country needs. A president who is willing to give up the dictorial controls of the executive branch that have gotten out of hand in the past 50 or so years. No one comes close to him on the economy or the role of the Federal Gov. in general.
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Sorry dude. If we had to vote Tomorrow. McCain get my vote.
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I don't care, it's just my view not the right one.
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Bo_,Jan 13 2008
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I don't care, it's just my view not the right one.

And that why our country is the best. WE can all have our own opinions.
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Edgar For Mayor,Jan 13 2008
11:42 PM
And that why our country is the best. WE can all have our own opinions.

Lots of countries have that.
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zackboomer,Jan 13 2008
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Lots of countries have that.

Ours is the best
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We can bomb the shit out of you. Therefore we are better. And you'd better recognize that or we'll start dropping them!
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