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Topic Started: Jul 22 2008, 11:17 PM (560 Views)
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TheHugeUnit,Jul 23 2008
11:44 AM
ahh yeah.....but he can pitch lights out.

Not important.
Glenn Beck RAPED AND MURDERED a young girl in 1990.
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Bo_,Jul 23 2008
12:39 PM
Yeah we need to teach P00nto a knuckle slurve and move him to the bullpen.

Punto and Miles to the pen would be a start, but the real breaker would be Morneau for Eckstein straight up.

I heard lil' David's palmball is twice(!) as gritty and grindy as his childlike transluscent face. Not to mention, every time he gets it all the way to home plate without a bounce, which isn't too often, everyone on the team's OBP rises .006 points.
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American League:

Lineup: Rangers
Rotation: Angels
Bullpen: Angels

National League:

Lineup: Phillies
Rotation: Brewers
Bullpen: Phillies
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Bo_,Jul 23 2008
01:41 PM
Does he hustle and have a great smile?

Don't forget the other 2 key requirements of being a twin.
A) Can't hit for power
B) Gets the uni dirty for no real reason
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jaysdude09,Jul 23 2008
01:47 PM
Don't forget the other 2 key requirements of being a twin.
A) Can't hit for power
B) Gets the uni dirty for no real reason

1. Homeruns are cumbersome and needlessly slow down the pace of the game. We have families to get home to k?

2. That's called playing the game the right way. Recognize, bitch. The highest honor one can attain as a Twin is to get horrifically injured making a hustle play.

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You get benched if you dive for a ball and don't make a "hustle" facial expression. There's a risk of even getting traded.
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I had a dream where I was playing RF for the Yankees against the Red Sox and Joe Torre was yelling at me in the outfield...Helloooooo erection
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