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Pyro! Oct 27 2013, 03:24 PM Post #1
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Can you teach me about the Birds and the Bees?

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Kamui Oct 27 2013, 05:25 PM Post #2
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the birds usually had hardcore sex with the bees in the bathroom and makeup and like that had the dirt comb things up there and humans were like i cant piss 2 this fk so gross so like it was gross and humoons thought that it would be a perfect symbol for when a child goes into the adult world so they called it the birds and the knees because of how soemtimes your knee can get ashy specially for girls when they are on all fours or just there knees but hmongs? thought it would be cool to shoot lasers at each other so they began the development of lasers so they could fu ck up sh it even worse then it is now and they're putting there old nukes away and the birds are actually used for military warfare they're short for little birds which is a small chopper with gatling guns and missles and flys around fu cking makeup up so that's why the boys are birds because we just wanna minigun the bees and if the hemorrhoids had brains we wouldn't be doing this kind of sh it just tell those stinking kids that when a male and female are infatuation with each other or hormones are just raging they have se x and create little sh its like you now gtfo my face sl ut
I'm not sure if you're just a Fanny Slaping moron or maybe you're some kind of special ed kid, still not going to be nice cause you're a sistah.
 
Pyro! Oct 27 2013, 08:57 PM Post #3
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READ YOU DUMB BTCH.

I said "Mommy Heart"

Not Jackass Kamui.
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Sticky Oct 27 2013, 10:21 PM Post #4
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how have you not offed yourself already.

Edited by Sticky, Oct 28 2013, 12:43 PM.
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