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| The Never Ending Sentence....; You know how to play | |
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| Danny | Jul 27 2012, 12:08 AM Post #556 |
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I was oogabooga.
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so God had to an hero and all was well |
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| J-Remy | Jul 27 2012, 12:09 AM Post #557 |
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You're out of ointment, and out of time!
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until the devil kidnapped Dan's wife and eternal sex-mate Ellu |
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| Danny | Jul 27 2012, 12:13 AM Post #558 |
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I was oogabooga.
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so he whipped out his big throbbing cock and smacked down the devil right where we stood and continued his night of debauchery, fucking Ellu in the fiery depths of hell |
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| J-Remy | Jul 27 2012, 12:15 AM Post #559 |
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You're out of ointment, and out of time!
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and then, a wild Jarkko Björklund appeared |
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| Danny | Jul 27 2012, 12:16 AM Post #560 |
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I was oogabooga.
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but he was just a closet gay so all he did was touch the devils penis and then turned into a pile of rainbow ashes |
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| J-Remy | Jul 27 2012, 12:17 AM Post #561 |
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You're out of ointment, and out of time!
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which the devil used to heal his cock-sized wounds and come back 1000 times as powerful |
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| Danny | Jul 27 2012, 12:20 AM Post #562 |
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I was oogabooga.
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but before he could be anything D-Rizzle came so hard he accelerated at mach speed and he and Ellu warped into an alternate universe where the night continued into the craziest thing that could ever be conceived |
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| J-Remy | Jul 27 2012, 12:21 AM Post #563 |
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You're out of ointment, and out of time!
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which was buttsex |
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| Danny | Jul 27 2012, 12:23 AM Post #564 |
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I was oogabooga.
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WOAH WOAH WOAH FUCK NO NIGGER, D-RIZZLE FUCKING JUMPED INTO HIS TARDIS AND BACK TRACKED THAT SHIT AND MADE SURE HE STUCK IT IN THE RIGHT HOLE |
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| J-Remy | Jul 27 2012, 12:23 AM Post #565 |
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You're out of ointment, and out of time!
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which was her nostril |
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| Danny | Jul 27 2012, 12:24 AM Post #566 |
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I was oogabooga.
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so the skull fucking began |
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| J-Remy | Jul 27 2012, 12:24 AM Post #567 |
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You're out of ointment, and out of time!
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but, to D-rizzle's surprise, in her nostrils was... |
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| Danny | Jul 27 2012, 12:26 AM Post #568 |
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I was oogabooga.
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a really tiny Finnish girl that Ellu had been carrying around, so not only did he get a great fuck but also the most amazing blowjob that could be given from a tiny Finnish girl |
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| J-Remy | Jul 27 2012, 12:27 AM Post #569 |
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You're out of ointment, and out of time!
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except her sucking on his cock was like trying to suck on a missile head |
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| Danny | Jul 27 2012, 12:28 AM Post #570 |
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I was oogabooga.
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but before she could attempt to fit around the massive armament she was wiped off the map with an explosion of white weaponized chemical juices |
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