Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]
Welcome to Mew Is The Best. We hope you enjoy your visit.


You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free.


Join our community!


If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features:

Username:   Password:
Add Reply
The Never Ending Sentence....; You know how to play
Topic Started: Apr 13 2006, 09:56 PM (4,989 Views)
Danny
Member Avatar
I was oogabooga.

so God had to an hero and all was well
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
J-Remy
Member Avatar
You're out of ointment, and out of time!

until the devil kidnapped Dan's wife and eternal sex-mate Ellu
We used to love this place. Seriously.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Danny
Member Avatar
I was oogabooga.

so he whipped out his big throbbing cock and smacked down the devil right where we stood and continued his night of debauchery, fucking Ellu in the fiery depths of hell
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
J-Remy
Member Avatar
You're out of ointment, and out of time!

and then, a wild Jarkko Björklund appeared
We used to love this place. Seriously.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Danny
Member Avatar
I was oogabooga.

but he was just a closet gay so all he did was touch the devils penis and then turned into a pile of rainbow ashes
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
J-Remy
Member Avatar
You're out of ointment, and out of time!

which the devil used to heal his cock-sized wounds and come back 1000 times as powerful
We used to love this place. Seriously.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Danny
Member Avatar
I was oogabooga.

but before he could be anything D-Rizzle came so hard he accelerated at mach speed and he and Ellu warped into an alternate universe where the night continued into the craziest thing that could ever be conceived
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
J-Remy
Member Avatar
You're out of ointment, and out of time!

which was buttsex
We used to love this place. Seriously.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Danny
Member Avatar
I was oogabooga.

WOAH WOAH WOAH FUCK NO NIGGER, D-RIZZLE FUCKING JUMPED INTO HIS TARDIS AND BACK TRACKED THAT SHIT AND MADE SURE HE STUCK IT IN THE RIGHT HOLE
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
J-Remy
Member Avatar
You're out of ointment, and out of time!

which was her nostril
We used to love this place. Seriously.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Danny
Member Avatar
I was oogabooga.

so the skull fucking began
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
J-Remy
Member Avatar
You're out of ointment, and out of time!

but, to D-rizzle's surprise, in her nostrils was...
We used to love this place. Seriously.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Danny
Member Avatar
I was oogabooga.

a really tiny Finnish girl that Ellu had been carrying around, so not only did he get a great fuck but also the most amazing blowjob that could be given from a tiny Finnish girl
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
J-Remy
Member Avatar
You're out of ointment, and out of time!

except her sucking on his cock was like trying to suck on a missile head
We used to love this place. Seriously.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Danny
Member Avatar
I was oogabooga.

but before she could attempt to fit around the massive armament she was wiped off the map with an explosion of white weaponized chemical juices
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous)
ZetaBoards - Free Forum Hosting
Create a free forum in seconds.
Learn More · Sign-up for Free
Go to Next Page
« Previous Topic · Forum Games! · Next Topic »
Add Reply

The NEW MITB ChatBox.
Theme Created by Chort27 of NGL