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| People Say The Darnest Things; what kinda things you heard? | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 16 2007, 12:08 AM (291 Views) | |
| sheriff | Jul 16 2007, 12:08 AM Post #1 |
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Mohamed Abou Treka!!!!
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Well, I have to admit people say the stupidest things. Sometimes they are funny, sometimes they make you wanna pull out your hair and sit in a corner and hide. Here you can post things up here, be sure to mention who said it too so we can all laugh hysterically at them and make rude remarks about their stupidity. Also tell if it was on the forums or not. here's mine: "isn't alzhimers when you can't move or talk?"
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| Danny | Jul 16 2007, 08:54 AM Post #2 |
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I was oogabooga.
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This is a copy from Noobs say he darnest things. |
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| J-Remy | Jul 16 2007, 10:16 AM Post #3 |
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You're out of ointment, and out of time!
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Once there was a comedian (forgot the name) that used obviously made up words. For instense he would use rap-ist instead of rapper. Here he is interveiwing Tom Hanks. Comedian: So Tom, people say that you actually listen to rap alot. Tom: Well... I guess that's true to a certain extent. Comedian: Well Tom, who's your favorite rapeist? Tom: ... |
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| Ben | Jul 16 2007, 05:22 PM Post #4 |
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Not Stu
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Me and Falcon are in the living room of his beach house when he decides to see if his brother is awake. He goes and this is what he heard in his sleep: "Ow the crab pinched me! I like frootloops. F*CK!" |
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| J-Remy | Jul 16 2007, 05:33 PM Post #5 |
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You're out of ointment, and out of time!
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confused . Weird. Weird and random. Hey! We should rate how funny these are from 1 to 10! |
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| Ben | Jul 22 2007, 11:07 AM Post #6 |
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Here's something I saw at a Dinosaur Mini-Golf course near a Stegosaurus (sp?) statue: Do not touch or feed the dinosaurs No joke. I'm going to take a pic next time I go. |
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| Nick | Jul 24 2007, 09:15 PM Post #7 |
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I used to be indesisive, now I'm not so sure...
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One time, some people making a business ad for my mom's work place effed up somewhere along the line, so this is what the ad turned out to be due to some miscomunication: Glasses and Contacts Kit (I think like 30% off..dun matter) Does not include glasses (in small print...) Wth? |
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| Lexi | Sep 5 2007, 10:25 PM Post #8 |
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who needs to KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS IN THE AFTERNOON?!
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"It's raining, it's raining mommy! That means god's crying." |
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| Ben | Sep 6 2007, 02:52 PM Post #9 |
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"I always thought that rain was God urinating on the Earth." Me. ^ |
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| Danny | Sep 18 2007, 05:42 AM Post #10 |
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I was oogabooga.
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"Where were you?" "Out fucking" -From The Godfather. |
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| Ben | Sep 19 2007, 04:28 PM Post #11 |
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Falcon's Brother-"That didn't make me laugh." Me-"Then you're emo." FB-"*Laughs*" Me-"Yeah, made you laugh this time." |
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| Lexi | Dec 2 2007, 03:44 PM Post #12 |
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who needs to KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS IN THE AFTERNOON?!
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Members just don't say anything stupid anymore. :/ "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." –Britney Spears. |
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