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People Say The Darnest Things; what kinda things you heard?
Topic Started: Jul 16 2007, 12:08 AM (291 Views)
sheriff
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Mohamed Abou Treka!!!!
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Well, I have to admit people say the stupidest things. Sometimes they are funny, sometimes they make you wanna pull out your hair and sit in a corner and hide. Here you can post things up here, be sure to mention who said it too so we can all laugh hysterically at them and make rude remarks about their stupidity. Also tell if it was on the forums or not.
here's mine:

"isn't alzhimers when you can't move or talk?"
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lolduh: :lolduh: :lolduh: :lolduh: :lolduh: :devil-lol: :devil-lol: :devil-lol: :rofl:
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Danny
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I was oogabooga.

This is a copy from Noobs say he darnest things.
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J-Remy
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You're out of ointment, and out of time!

Once there was a comedian (forgot the name) that used obviously made up words. For instense he would use rap-ist instead of rapper. Here he is interveiwing Tom Hanks.

Comedian: So Tom, people say that you actually listen to rap alot.
Tom: Well... I guess that's true to a certain extent.
Comedian: Well Tom, who's your favorite rapeist?
Tom: ...
We used to love this place. Seriously.
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Ben
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Not Stu
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Me and Falcon are in the living room of his beach house when he decides to see if his brother is awake. He goes and this is what he heard in his sleep:

"Ow the crab pinched me! I like frootloops. F*CK!"
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THERE ARE NO BREAKS ON THE MILK TRAIN.
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J-Remy
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You're out of ointment, and out of time!

confused . Weird. Weird and random. Hey! We should rate how funny these are from 1 to 10!
We used to love this place. Seriously.
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Ben
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Here's something I saw at a Dinosaur Mini-Golf course near a Stegosaurus (sp?) statue:

Do not touch or feed the dinosaurs

No joke. I'm going to take a pic next time I go.
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Nick
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I used to be indesisive, now I'm not so sure...
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One time, some people making a business ad for my mom's work place effed up somewhere along the line, so this is what the ad turned out to be due to some miscomunication:

Glasses and Contacts Kit (I think like 30% off..dun matter)

Does not include glasses (in small print...)

Wth?
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Lexi
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who needs to KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS IN THE AFTERNOON?!
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Ben
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"I always thought that rain was God urinating on the Earth."

Me. ^
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Danny
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I was oogabooga.

"Where were you?"
"Out fucking"

-From The Godfather.
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Ben
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Falcon's Brother-"That didn't make me laugh."
Me-"Then you're emo."
FB-"*Laughs*"
Me-"Yeah, made you laugh this time."
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Lexi
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who needs to KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS IN THE AFTERNOON?!
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Members just don't say anything stupid anymore. :/

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