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| Lilkunt's Diary ~ Chapter 1; BURN BABY BURN | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 6 2015, 01:52 AM (99 Views) | |
| Lilka | Sep 6 2015, 01:52 AM Post #1 |
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So yeah, my team's pretty much kickass so far. Unless you count Tachyon and Xion WHICH HAVE YET TO FUCKING SHOW UP FOR A WHILE, JESUS CHRIST ON A FUCKING CRACKER. On opening day, first impressions are everything. Not just one, but TWO people haven't done much to talk to people on Saturday? I know some major holidays are coming up, but you could at least be sociable, and try NOT to get removed, because I don't know if I can handle having to deal with two cunts who could be ejected for fucking inactivity and then, the next time we have a challenge, we could have to sacrifice someone who actually DOES give a shit. I'd be so fucking pissed off like you wouldn't believe. I am going to have to send a message to these cunts, but it probably won't be likely they'll ever read it, given that they're spending their vacation in Whore Land or wherever they've decided to go to that isn't an ORG where they can socialize with people. What, six is too many for them to process? And by the way, the other members of my group are okay. But the thing is many of them like to send essays that could take me a while for them to respond to, lookin' at YOU, Ellie, Lara and Toro! But I'd rather have that than nothing at all from them. The fat bitch's PMs are also short, but hey, at least she's sending them, so it's making ME happy. I just wish she didn't spend some of her messaging time eating all those sweets, but eh. |
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| Lilka | Sep 8 2015, 12:32 AM Post #2 |
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I'm just livid right now. So the bitch who calls herself Xion just up and quit like that, leaving us down a member going into this. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU, XION. I thought you had potential. I thought that you would be one of the coolest members of our tribe, but instead you're just a big fat joke, just like that inactive no-show-cunt Nitrus. Whatever, the two of you fucking BELONG together. So as for the vote, I'm thinking that whoever we send in is Emperor Tachyon, who doesn't show up and message us often, and I don't fucking know why, I mean, fuck, emperor, you have just five other people to talk to, so it's not like you can't find some time to just socialize with us more often. I think the fat bitch might be another problem with her short messages. Christ, Tachyon's messages are bigger than hers! I think the only thing about Miss Prissy Princess that's big is her stomach but that's just me. BITCH BETTER NOT EAT MY JELLY ROLLS. I am going into this challenge with the most utter confidence. I know we're just a half-hour in, but these bitches better not waste my time by waiting until the last minute to send three-paragraph essays that I can't have time reading BECAUSE THE CHALLENGE IS ABOUT TO FUCKING BEGIN! But still, not that I'm complaining. Toro, Ellie and Lara are good socially, and I'm not going to write either of these bitches' names down... not yet. |
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| Lilka | Sep 8 2015, 01:14 AM Post #3 |
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Then you will have no part in winning immunity, you lazy quitter. |
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| Lilka | Sep 8 2015, 01:41 AM Post #4 |
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Can you fucking show up on time and NOT talk like a fucking tard? |
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| Lilka | Sep 8 2015, 01:57 AM Post #5 |
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Fuck. The cat won the first immunity and I didn't? I figure that Toro will be a fucking immunity threat to me later on down the line... but hey, at least it makes ME seem less likely to be a challenge whore anyway! :lol: For now. |
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| Lilka | Sep 8 2015, 02:11 AM Post #6 |
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Well, in any case, I hope Tachyon's the first boot on this tribe. What are the two boots on the other tribes, Sackboy and Yuka? I mean, those two did NOT show up for the challenge at all. Smh. I feel like violating the rules and setting fire to them just so they don't ever compete in the duel at all, but right now, I'm generous. Their own inactivity will do them in. |
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| Lilka | Sep 8 2015, 02:17 AM Post #7 |
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Oh, and I wish I didn't have to use Tinypic for the first vote. Imgur's servers suck tonight, so I might as well make do! |
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| Lilka | Sep 8 2015, 02:24 AM Post #8 |
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Fuck off! And my name is LILKA, you dumb bitch! :angry: |
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| Lilka | Sep 8 2015, 02:31 AM Post #9 |
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Seriously, if I get sent in because some villain wants his way... Story of my life, boys and girls... |
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| Lilka | Sep 8 2015, 02:34 AM Post #10 |
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STORY. OF. MY. FUCKING. LIFE. |
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| Lilka | Sep 8 2015, 02:52 AM Post #11 |
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Of all the tribes you chose, you just had to mutiny to one with more members. What the fuck, Pink Monkey? |
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| Lilka | Sep 8 2015, 02:53 AM Post #12 |
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Sly has the right fucking idea!
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| Graves | Sep 8 2015, 03:19 AM Post #13 |
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Odds of Sly getting wrecked the second you guys go to tribal? |
[align=center]Graves' pretty jewel collection.![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You were HIS side ho. He only came to you after he and I were split up thanks to the swap. Get over yourself. By the way, those gems are like your tits- totally fake. -xoxo Jinx[/align] | |
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| Lilka | Sep 8 2015, 03:31 PM Post #14 |
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I don't even know yet! Right now, we have two outsiders, both Sly and Coco. I might be more likely to personally keep Coco myself, since she's in my secret group and all. But maybe Sly's in a secret group with someone else here, someone who'd be more than likely to keep him... I don't know what to fucking do yet. I may have to think about it more when I write my Round 2 thread. AND THERE WILL BE ONE. |
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