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Lilkunt's Diary ~ The Merge Chapter; ACACIC REWRITING HISTORY, MUTHAFUCKA
Topic Started: Sep 16 2015, 12:42 AM (245 Views)
Lilka
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Okay, so it's not much of a chapter, since I've started writing it so late, just before the upcoming challenge, and Big Brother airs on Tuesday. Big Brother NEVER airs on Tuesday. But it airs on Tuesday! So I'm trying to juggle between it and having to PM these bitches.

NOT EASY.
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Lilka
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Okay, that was easy. Calypso just quit so that we can all make the next round!

I just wish everyone else quit too!
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Lilka
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WHAT? No one's fucking quitting?

Maybe I should cast a spell on them, just to make them do so!
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Lilka
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*casts spell*







































































...Fuck. It isn't working.
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Lilka
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In all seriousness, though, I do hope that Calypso finds success in life, and I wish him the best.
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Okay, I know Pink Monkey playing her idol was expected, but fuck you, Gon, for ruining everything.

Seriously.

But at least those idols are out of the game now, so it's open season on you two!
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Okay, those seven people not in the Core Four split their votes and played their idols to make sure one of us gets sent home. They're too fucking good.

But they need to be split up. I'm looking for a crack in that fucking group of seven.

For your information, that group is probably Ari, Cole, Crash, Fat Princess, Gon, Pink Monkey and Spyro. And if they do this shit to us again, I'm gonna call them out on it.
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And not only that, but three of those seven (Pink Monkey, Cole, Fat Princess) are in the same group!

Those seven could split their votes again, but maybe if we're lucky, they could at least tie with our three votes. Because I don't think we're going to split our votes again now that those FUCKING IDOLS are out of the game for good! Goodbye, overpowered trinkets that make things too complicated. You won't be missed!

I could try to convince Fat Princess to flip to our side and vote with Toro, Ellie and I, but she'd probably vote with Cole and Pink Monkey. I need Fat Princess to use for later, so what are my two options for votes? Either Pink Monkey or Cole. So I'm trying to convince someone to flip and maybe they'll see Fat Pink Cole as a very tight group of three?

But who could I convince? Crash was part of the group that blindsided us, so I don't know if he's gonna be on board. But he's also in my secret group, so if I convince him that those three are tight, he'll want to stick together with me. I don't know if Spyro or Gon might think the same way, same with Ari. Anyway, I have to break up a very tight trio who could control the game if no one votes against them this round! Even without the idols, letting them steamroll all the way to the end unopposed is the most fucked up thing ever!

I need to relax... I need to eat some more cake.
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ARGH! MOTHER FUCKING BULLSHIT it's going to be hard to break up that group now! Both Cole AND Fat Princess win immunity? WHAT THE FUCK?

But the joke's on them because neither of them are my target for the round! HA!
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Okay, now I'm going into the arena, and I have to duel Spyro? And the motherfucker thinks I DIDN'T vote Pink Monkey?

Bitch, you should know very well that I did. And none of those votes had your name on them, and you weren't even a target so don't go blaming ME for it.

Whatever, I'm gonna enjoy torching you, or freezing you, or whatever!
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Okay, he says seventeen minutes, but ONE FUCKING HOUR?

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Suddenly, I feel good beating him now.
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Okay, and after they do a searching challenge yesterday, they do another searching challenge but this time LET'S GET EVERYONE INVOLVED, and of course, I don't win. These people are so fast. I'm thinking they cheated and used Ashley's Booty Call or something.

I'm just kidding. Ashley's Booty Call is his and his alone, GOT THAT, ODESSA?
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FUCK THESE PEOPLE.

FUCK THESE MORONIC FOLLOWERS, ALL WANTING THAT FUCKING SECRET GROUP TO BE THE FINAL THREE.

FUCK THESE MYOPIC MORONS WHO CAN'T EVEN SEE WHAT'S NEARBY.

FUCK CRASH FOR LYING TO ME AGAIN.

FUCK CRASH FOR VOTING ME AGAIN WHEN HE SAID HE WOULDN'T.

FUCK GON FOR VOTING TORO.

FUCK THESE IDIOTS!!!
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Now I have to face Toro. This week is turning out better and better, isn't it?

Answer: NO IT ISN'T.
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Sorry you had to lose Toro like that but he was a threat in this game to the others.


And what exactly is your group to US, huh? HUH?!
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