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Round 8, bitch
Topic Started: Dec 15 2015, 03:10 PM (138 Views)
Scary Terry
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This tribe has been an absolute hellhole. I think the plan is one thing for most of the day, then nobody talks to me during tribal council, then Meeseeks sends me a last minute PM telling me that he's voting for someone from our tribe because Mom is doing that but he can EXPLAIN and I should TRUST him. And then I lose yet another person who would have worked with me.

But don't worry, because this round will be different! Yes! It has gone to shit literally every single other round but no, this time we have a plan. Meeseeks is telling me how bad he feels and why he still wants to work with me and how he won't let me go which is great except now he has no power. And Mom told me she "would not stand for me to leave" which I thought meant she had a plan. She does, it's called Beg Linda to Keep Me Around. And then we went from that "plan" to "I want to work with you Terry but you have a lot of connections. I don't know what you'll do at the merge and Linda wants me to keep Summer" which is code for "I'm going to switch to voting you right before tribal council and not let you know.

So instead of getting my hopes up only for them to be crushed by some last minute PMs, let me try to predict the PMs myself!

Calculon: *silence*
Summer:
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yah you voted me and now youre trying to vote me again. bye.

Linda:
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I like you Terry but honestly what did you expect? I don't know if anyone realized but the three of us almost went to rocks for each other. Every day I woke up thinking this would be round people noticed we were close and thought they should take us out but here we are. Ohehehe. So no, I won't vote Summer out. Me, her and Calculon are going to be loyal to each other until the end of time. What kind of idiots are on your tribe? Oh, and I don't have to worry about people figuring out I'm tight with Calculon and Summer and ganging up on us. I have the best social game in the entire game and literally nobody realizes. Ohehehe. Back to you, Terry.

Meeseeks:
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I'm Mr. Meeseeks! I KNOW that for the first 23 hours 59 minutes of this round I promised that we would all stick TOGETHER and vote for Summer. But now Mom is voting for you and I don't know what to DO. Look at me!! D: I have to vote for you. You just need to TRUST me, Terry!! I know you hate me but I still want to work with you. Next round we're going to get out of this. I will NOT let them vote you out again. You just need to BELIEVE!!! Look at me!!

Mom: *five seconds after the deadline after no PMs from her for the last 5 hours*
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You dumb bastard. I know I said that we were all voting for Summer. You know how much she sucks and you know how I am a paragon of honor. I have made a list of everyone in the game from most shitty to least shitty, aka me. I will always vote in descending order based on that list and anyone who violates that order and lets shitty players get far because of reasons like "this is best for me" is a dumb bastard. But I can't vote for Summer. I was told that there are eight Rick and Morty characters and only four Futuramas. I want to work with you but I can't risk a Rick and Morty alliance. I have to vote you off, Terry. I know I should have voted for Summer...but I don't know what stopped me. I can't let another Futurama character go and I need to keep Summer because she's a Futurama character. You may hate me but this is best for me.

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Linda is telling me she's not sure. Typical. She's going to refuse to do it and then Mom will flip and then Meeseeks will flip and nobody will tell me.

I'd rather just take it into my own hands. I still have the blowback which I'm going to be using. But I'm sure even that is going to fuck itself up.

I'm very tempted to just send Summer a PM saying I have the idol and that I'm playing it and that Mom and Meeseeks are voting for her and they want me to do so too and play my item but I don't want to vote her out because she did nothing to me and it's Mom and Meeseeks's fault I'm in this position. I'll rant about them and tell her how Mom thinks she sucks but I want to work with her. Then I'll say that I'm voting for Mom and if she doesn't want to get idoled out she should do so too.

Then hopefully Summer 3-2-1s herself out lol. Or she's smart and gets Linda and Calculon to vote for Mom and then I vote mom out to avoid rocks. Or maybe I should get her to vote for Meeseeks. Him leaving because I didn't go to rocks for him would be THE PERFECT way for him to go.
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Of course the one day I need people to be online so I can talk to them nobody but Mom is actually here.

If I somehow get out of this, I'm flipping on her so fast. Calculon too. That bitch had the nerve to tell me that he "doesn't feel close to me" when he never replies to my PMs and completely ignores me during TC. I can't wait to vote those two out. Meeseeks is annoying as fuck but I might actually need him? Idk, I kind of want to see him dead too. How I feel about Linda depends on what she does. If she keeps me then I'll actually work with her. Maybe.

Idk, I really hope I survive. I'm going to be in a very interesting spot if I make the merge somehow. I won't be a target but I'll have to balance taking out the NNNYs with making sure I'm not just following Nebulon again.
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Lmao, of course Linda is voting for me. Of course. What a shitty tribe.
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Host Question: Are we allowed to forward PMs?
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What the fuck Meeseeks stop PMing and confirm with mom your vote for Calculon.

If I go out because Meeseeks couldn't get online in time I'm going to punch him next chance I see him.
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Scary Terry,Dec 16 2015
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Host Question: Are we allowed to forward PMs?

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Scary Terry,Dec 15 2015
10:10:28 AM


So instead of getting my hopes up only for them to be crushed by some last minute PMs, let me try to predict the PMs myself!

Calculon: *silence*
Summer:
Summer
 
yah you voted me and now youre trying to vote me again. bye.

Linda:
Linda
 
I like you Terry but honestly what did you expect? I don't know if anyone realized but the three of us almost went to rocks for each other. Every day I woke up thinking this would be round people noticed we were close and thought they should take us out but here we are. Ohehehe. So no, I won't vote Summer out. Me, her and Calculon are going to be loyal to each other until the end of time. What kind of idiots are on your tribe? Oh, and I don't have to worry about people figuring out I'm tight with Calculon and Summer and ganging up on us. I have the best social game in the entire game and literally nobody realizes. Ohehehe. Back to you, Terry.

Meeseeks:
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I'm Mr. Meeseeks! I KNOW that for the first 23 hours 59 minutes of this round I promised that we would all stick TOGETHER and vote for Summer. But now Mom is voting for you and I don't know what to DO. Look at me!! D: I have to vote for you. You just need to TRUST me, Terry!! I know you hate me but I still want to work with you. Next round we're going to get out of this. I will NOT let them vote you out again. You just need to BELIEVE!!! Look at me!!

Mom: *five seconds after the deadline after no PMs from her for the last 5 hours*
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You dumb bastard. I know I said that we were all voting for Summer. You know how much she sucks and you know how I am a paragon of honor. I have made a list of everyone in the game from most shitty to least shitty, aka me. I will always vote in descending order based on that list and anyone who violates that order and lets shitty players get far because of reasons like "this is best for me" is a dumb bastard. But I can't vote for Summer. I was told that there are eight Rick and Morty characters and only four Futuramas. I want to work with you but I can't risk a Rick and Morty alliance. I have to vote you off, Terry. I know I should have voted for Summer...but I don't know what stopped me. I can't let another Futurama character go and I need to keep Summer because she's a Futurama character. You may hate me but this is best for me.

I give myself a 4 and a half out of 5!
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Omg yes, Amy and Beth are back. This is perfect. All they need is for Meeseeks to not be a spineless piece of shit and actually flip.
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