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MARION'S FINAL WORDS
Topic Started: Jul 21 2013, 10:27 PM (73 Views)
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Here's how we'll be doing Final Words. It cannot be used as a platform to call people out, nor to root for or against anyone, etc.


Final Words will be about YOUR EXPERIENCE. Not others.


Meaning, anything in your Final Words about anyone specific (or even hinting at anyone specific) will not be included when I post them in Tribal Council.


So, think of Final Words as your chance to write the final page of your character's saga..........not as an opportunity to try to sabotage any remaining players.




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(MY FINAL WORDS)

Hello everyone!

Last night I was voted out. You all know this. Most of you wrote my name down. That's fine...I'm pissed, but that's fine...I didn't understand why it happened then, but I understand now. It was a complete blindside. I did not see it coming at all, which may have been part of what got me. I told myself that I could not underestimate anyone in this game, but in the end that's exactly what I did. So, now that I am out of this game and have talked to everyone in Ponderosa...I am going to spill the beans about everyone still playing in the game.

Okay, Brobst just told me that I am not allowed to do that. It's too bad really, some super juicy stuff. Really meaty and chunky!!! With chilies that will burn your tuccus RIGHT OFF!!! So, I guess instead I will just give a sendoff and a fond farewell to a couple groups of people that have helped me along the way.

To those who didn't vote for me and didn't lie to me...thank you!! You are awesome and I wish you the best in this game. I can't wait to meet you after the game is over to talk about novels, share recipes, and have medieval swordfights at the park. You are better than the cheaters and the liars who have infected this game.

You have to know this...

Don't trust anybody.... not even for a second. As soon as you relax and start trusting, you will find that your beer is gone, your television is broken, your garden has vomit covering everything, and your cat is pregnant. You would not believe what I woke up to today. It wasn't a pretty picture. I guess that the point is.... if you trust players in Survivor, they are definitely going to have sex with your cat.

And by the way.... did you know that Lucy is not actually being played by an eight year old. That's a full grown adult pretending to be a little kid that has a lion as a best friend. I think that it is illegal in some states to do that. Hope you don't live in Alabama Lucy!!!

To those who voted for me and were lying buttholes throughout this game.... I hate you! I'm not saying that to be funny.... okay, maybe I am...but there is some definite real emotions behind my words. I hate your guts!!! My guts poop on your guts.... the worst kind. Liquid! You are the lowest of the low.... the worst of the worst.... and I hope that you are proud of it. Own it you horrible people. You terrible human beings!!! Don't try to convince yourself otherwise.... like it's all a game and I should just get over it and grow up and stop drinking in the shower and stop crying all day and go get a job and stop listening to Norwegian black metal and stop biting my toenails.... FINE!!!

You are right. I should stop doing these things, I know!!! But even with this horrific pile of eccentricities, you are far worse. Because of what you did in this game.... I really hope that you get the black plague. All of you!!! And not the little cute plague that people sometimes catch from dead raccoons while camping. I'm talking about the black plague from the 1300s where peoples skin would fall off, and they would dig out their eyeballs as rats gnawed off their fingers. I'm only being fair.... it's what you deserve. You know it.... I know it.... We all know it.... You have Chlamydia!!!

Just to sum up.... if you didn't vote for me, I would love to be friends after this is over. Twinkies are being sold again!!! Packs of two!!! Lets share some Twinkies!!! If you did vote for me and you are a girl.... I hope you step on your boobs, and if you are a boy.... I hope your ding-a-lings get caught in vines.

Have a great game you bastards!!!

Love, Marion.
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Marion,Jul 22 2013
02:38:47 PM
I guess that the point is.... if you trust players in Survivor, they are definitely going to have sex with your cat.


Quite possibly the funniest line I've EVER read in a Survivor game. :D


It's like you're channeling your "Dwight" role.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



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The thing is...I am Dwight. That's me...my personality. When
I am playing this game and acting like a normal person, I am repressing
my love for saying and doing fucked up things.
Playing Dwight was the closest that I've gotten to playing myself in
this game. :)
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(Final Final Words) (revised)

Hello everyone!

Last night I was voted out. You all know this. Most
of you wrote my name down. That's fine...I'm pissed, but
that's fine...I didn't understand why it happened then, but
I understand now. It was a complete blindside. I did not
see it coming at all, which may have been part of what got
me. I told myself that I could not underestimate anyone in
this game, but in the end that's exactly what I did.
So, now that I am out of this game and have talked to
everyone in Ponderosa...I am going to spill the beans
about everyone still playing in the game.

Okay, Brobst just told me that I am not allowed to do that.
It's too bad really, some super juicy stuff. Really meaty and chunky!!!
With chilies that will burn your tuccus!!!
So, I guess instead I will just give a sendoff and a fond farewell
to a couple groups of people that have helped me along the way.

To those who didn't vote for me and didn't lie to me...thank you!!
You are awesome and I wish you the best in this game. I can't wait
to meet you after the game is over to talk about novels, share recipes,
and have medieval swordfights at the park. You are
better than the cheaters and the liars who have infected this game with
the stench of their filthy flaming underpants.
You have to know this...
Don't trust anybody...not even for a second. As soon as you
relax and start trusting, you will find that your beer is gone, your
television is broken, your garden has vomit covering everything, and
your cat is pregnant. You would not believe what I woke up to today.
It wasn't a pretty picture.
I guess that the point is...if you trust players in Survivor, they are
definitely going to have sex with your cat.

To those who voted for me and were lying buttholes throughout this game...
I strongly dislike you! I'm filled with a strange rage. A bizarre anger!!!
I'm not saying that to be funny...
Okay, maybe I am...but there is some definite real emotions behind
my words. I am not satisfied with your guts!!! Not satisfied with your guts at all.
My guts poop on your guts...the worst kind. Liquid! You are the lowest of the low...the
worst of the worst...and I hope that you are proud of it. Own it you
silly horrible people. You terrible representatives of human beings!!!
Don't try to convince yourself otherwise...like it's all a game and I should
just get over it and grow up and stop drinking in the shower and stop crying all day and go get a job and stop listening to Norwegian black metal and stop biting my toenails...FINE!!!
You are right. I should stop doing these things, I know!!!
But even with this horrific pile of eccentricities, you are far worse.
Because of what you did in this game...I really hope that you get the
black plague. All of you!!! And not the little cute plague that people
sometimes catch from dead raccoons while camping. I'm talking about
the black plague from the 1300s where peoples skin would fall off, and they
would dig out their eyeballs as rats gnawed off their fingers.
I'm only being fair....it's what you deserve. You know it...I know it..
We all know it...You have Chlamydia!!!

Just to sum up...if you didn't vote for me, I would love to
be friends after this is over. Twinkies are being sold again!!! Packs
of two!!! Lets share some Twinkies!!!
If you did vote for me and you are a girl...I hope you step on your
boobs, and if you are a boy...I hope your ding-a-lings get caught in
vines. I will still be your friends after the game is over...I will probably
so smashed-ass drunk at the finale and reunion that I won't even remember
that I played Survivor...but we can all be friends!!! But if you voted for
me, you will be the kind of friend that gets all of my Farmville and Candy Crush
Facebook requests.

Have a great game you bastards!!! (smootches!!)

Love, Marion.


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Look at what you did...to my final words....

YOU

ARE

A

MONSTER!!!!
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I would put up naked photos of myself as my final words than
the butchered chopped up abortion of a supposed quote from me
that you posted!!!

DISGRACEFUL!!!
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:D
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I tried.

But I think I explained my reasoning via facebook pretty well :)
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I'm joking dude. :)

You did cut out alot though...more than I thought was humanly possible!
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Marion,Jul 23 2013
10:55:17 AM
I'm joking dude. :)

I know ;)
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did you know that Lucy is not actually being played by an eight year old. That's a full grown adult pretending to be a little kid that has a lion as a best friend. I think that it is illegal in some states to do that. Hope you don't live in Alabama Lucy!!!


I live in Wisconsin, So I think I am all good ;)
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ahhh...so that's where the wardrobe leads...Wisconsin. Right on!
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You know it! Home of the best cheese and beer!!!! I would say the best nfl team as well, but do not wanna start a war on your page ;)
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haha..you are right about that!!! (not wanting to start a war I mean)

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