Can you imagine those poor Salem witches traveling all the way down here in covered wagons without a proper charcuterie platter or a bidet?

What I really fear is time. That's the devil.

Too late for tears, damage is done.

Something wicked this way comes.

I had to go blind to see things about you I couldn't see before. A bad cosmic joke.

Tonight I'm going to let the whole world in and get a good look at me. Who's the baddest witch in town?

Kyle? No Kyle.

I am Madame Marie Delphine LaLaurie. And you're nothing. Your feeble attempt at poisoning me failed, nigger witch.

On a personal note I'd like to add, I've got a book of matches in my pocket, and I'm just dying to light this fire.

If this is all the fight we have left in us at the end of our race, witches deserve to die.
17th Place - 2-0

Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me.
21st Place - 6-1

Doesn't it just penetrate your soul and tell the truth about everything you've ever felt in your whole life?
24th Place - 7-1

I'm not a virgin. I'm not! I get it on all the time. And guys find me hot.
27th Place - 8-1

She done messed with the wrong witch. And she knows it. And now you know it.
29th Place - 8-2