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Captions 4 Voyager characters thread
Topic Started: Jun 13 2006, 03:22 PM (2,575 Views)
Alisium
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Mojochi
Jul 24 2006, 08:53 AM
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"Well no shit the crew is tryin to kill you. Now stop running and lets finish this"
 
Schmiddy
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Mojochi
Jul 24 2006, 07:53 AM
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"How many times must I tell you, Captain, vibrators and dilithium crystals simply don't mix!"
 
Freyr Tuck
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If you're looking for sanity, you came to the wrong guy
Mojochi
Jul 24 2006, 09:53 AM
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"How many times do I have to keep telling you? Stop trying to turn Freyr into your sex slave and stop trying to steal his coffee. It's that simple. you keep chasing that little twirp around, he's liable to go Gorn on you and punch your nose bone clean through your skull."

"Shut up and give me a different solution or I'll rewrite your programming baldy."

"Yes, mam, sir, mam, sir....how about i just reach down my jumper, pull out my dingy and we can just mate right here and now."

"Now that solution doesn't sound so bad, Mr. Woolsey."

"Oh god...what have I gotten myself into...I'd much prefer to do Elizabeth Weir right now...."
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fleshandblood
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Alisium
Jul 24 2006, 11:35 AM
Mojochi
Jul 24 2006, 08:53 AM
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"The problem is, i speak to sub-urban kids.... who otherwise wouldnt know that these words exist."

"docter?"

"Yes captain?"

"not helping my current situation."

"of course not, sorry, back to the problem at hand.... you say you are having meat sweats?"
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Freyr Tuck
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If you're looking for sanity, you came to the wrong guy
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"Doctor, don't tell anyone that we had sex in the service tunnel."
"I won't seven."
"So....how was it? It was my first time."
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllll........."
"Well what?"
"It wasn't me you just had sex with..."
"Then...who?....oh god...what?"
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Remus
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We all make our own hell. I hope you enjoy yours....
Freyr
Jul 29 2006, 12:37 AM
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"Doctor, don't tell anyone that we had sex in the service tunnel."
"I won't seven."
"So....how was it? It was my first time."
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllll........."
"Well what?"
"It wasn't me you just had sex with..."
"Then...who?....oh god...what?"

:roflmao: man freyr, that one really cracked me up!
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fleshandblood
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Freyr
Jul 28 2006, 11:37 PM
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wow, i think those nano-probes just hit the spot.
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Mojochi
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Freyr
Jul 29 2006, 01:37 AM
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"Wipe that smirk off your face, or I'll program your nads into next week!"
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Freyr Tuck
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If you're looking for sanity, you came to the wrong guy
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"I'm ugly and have no friends and I'm a major ripoff of the Predator design"
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Captain_Windu
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^^^^ Our Next Vice President
Post a warning before you post something like that, for frick's sake.
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