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I am never eating in a restaurant again
Topic Started: May 24 2007, 03:18 PM (808 Views)
wissaboo
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ewwwwwww :puke:

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Teen sentenced for semen salad dressing 1 hour, 1 minute ago



WHEATON, Ill. - A judge has ordered a 17-year-old to pay a $750 fine and perform 120 hours of community service for contaminating salad dressing with semen and returning it to a suburban Chicago high school's cafeteria.


DuPage County Judge Terence Sheen also placed Marco Castro on two years probation Wednesday and ordered him to write a letter of apology to Wheaton North High School officials. Castro must complete his community service work for an agency that works with        AIDS patients.

Sheen called the prank "beyond stupid." "If you prove to me you're worthy of another chance, in two years, then I will give it to you," Sheen said.

Castro pleaded guilty to misdemeanor disorderly conduct in connection with the Dec. 6 incident. He admitted taking a bottle of ranch salad dressing from the school cafeteria to the bathroom and ejaculating into it, and then returning it to the cafeteria where juniors and seniors eat lunch.

Students reported Castro, and the senior was expelled from Wheaton North. There were no reported cases of illness following the incident.

Castro told police he thought of the prank after watching a movie filled with crude stunts.

"I have no explanation for what I did," Castro said in court. "I felt bad after I did it."

Harry Smith, Castro's attorney, noted that the teen already had been punished, including missing the end of his senior year and humiliating himself and his family.

"It has not been without consequences," Smith said.




http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070524/ap_on_...lz_yOQH6TbtiBIF



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god his mother must be proud :sarcastic:
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WoW, this is... wow

Funny ass prank though, feel sorry for the one who ate it.

But yes, completely childish, and probably should have gotton jail time,
He raped that salad dressing, forced himself upon it, if you will...

this is a sad sad day in human history, these are the kind of things we will be remembered for :(
Alot has changed since our last encounter.

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How many cases of condiment rape go unreported :scared:
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it is an empidemic, and must be stopped before it spreads to cafeterias around the world! :o
Alot has changed since our last encounter.

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My question is to the person who ate it.
How did you know what it was?
Did it taste familiar?
 
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How did the police find out about it? :o
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I'm curious as to which movie provided the inspiration for him to do it.
Was it "Jackass" or "Super Troopers"????
 
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May 24 2007, 09:57 PM
My question is to the person who ate it.
How did you know what it was?
Did it taste familiar?

On a side note, if you drink pineapple juice your semen tastes better.

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May 24 2007, 04:01 PM
AdmiralGummy
May 24 2007, 09:57 PM
My question is to the person who ate it.
How did you know what it was?
Did it taste familiar?

On a side note, if you drink pineapple juice your semen tastes better.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


I wonder if that is true or if it's an old wives tale.
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May 24 2007, 11:03 PM
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May 24 2007, 04:01 PM
AdmiralGummy
May 24 2007, 09:57 PM
My question is to the person who ate it.
How did you know what it was?
Did it taste familiar?

On a side note, if you drink pineapple juice your semen tastes better.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


I wonder if that is true or if it's an old wives tale.

I'm not sure. I heard it from alot of different people.

Someone could experiment buy tasting their own sperm, then drinking Pineapple juice for about a week and then tasting their own sperm again and comparing the sperm taste before and after.



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