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Do they make viagra for ostrich's?
Topic Started: Jun 5 2007, 12:16 PM (647 Views)
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Teens spared in impotent ostrich case Mon Jun 4, 5:00 PM ET



BAUTZEN, Germany - Three German teenagers have been spared paying hefty damages after a court ruled it could not prove an ostrich farmer's claim that their festive firecrackers made one of his birds impotent.


Court proceedings in the eastern town of Bautzen ended Monday with a settlement that will see the three pay only euro140 ($188) in vet costs for Gustav the ostrich.

Farmer Rico Gabel had claimed euro5,000 ($6,730) in damages for the alleged antics on Dec. 27-29, 2005, of the three youths, aged 17-18. They were not identified by name.

The farmer claimed that fireworks set off by the boys made the previously lustful Gustav apathetic and depressed, and thus unable to perform for a half-a-year with his two female breeding partners.

Before Gustav regained his sex drive, the farmer estimated he lost out on 14 ostrich offspring, worth euro350 ($470) each.

The state court started hearing Gabel's suit in March and brought in an ostrich expert to examine his claim.

The expert, Christoph Kistner, told the court that he saw no connection between the noise and the lack of offspring. He said that, while ostriches react to noise with stress, that does not affect the production of sperm.



http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070604/ap_on_...YOqw5WMftntiBIF





"The farmer claimed that fireworks set off by the boys made the previously lustful Gustav apathetic and depressed,"


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


this can only lead to all sorts of questions about ostrich sex. How do you think they do it anyway?
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wissaboo
Jun 5 2007, 02:16 PM
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Teens spared in impotent ostrich case Mon Jun 4, 5:00 PM ET



BAUTZEN, Germany - Three German teenagers have been spared paying hefty damages after a court ruled it could not prove an ostrich farmer's claim that their festive firecrackers made one of his birds impotent.


Court proceedings in the eastern town of Bautzen ended Monday with a settlement that will see the three pay only euro140 ($188) in vet costs for Gustav the ostrich.

Farmer Rico Gabel had claimed euro5,000 ($6,730) in damages for the alleged antics on Dec. 27-29, 2005, of the three youths, aged 17-18. They were not identified by name.

The farmer claimed that fireworks set off by the boys made the previously lustful Gustav apathetic and depressed, and thus unable to perform for a half-a-year with his two female breeding partners.

Before Gustav regained his sex drive, the farmer estimated he lost out on 14 ostrich offspring, worth euro350 ($470) each.

The state court started hearing Gabel's suit in March and brought in an ostrich expert to examine his claim.

The expert, Christoph Kistner, told the court that he saw no connection between the noise and the lack of offspring. He said that, while ostriches react to noise with stress, that does not affect the production of sperm.



http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070604/ap_on_...YOqw5WMftntiBIF





"The farmer claimed that fireworks set off by the boys made the previously lustful Gustav apathetic and depressed,"


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


this can only lead to all sorts of questions about ostrich sex. How do you think they do it anyway?

Even my imagination isn't that vivid. :confused:
 
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I think we must find out.
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wissaboo
Jun 5 2007, 02:22 PM
I think we must find out.

Let me start by picturing you naked..... :o ..... :thumbs:
 
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I am finding lots of info on telling what sex your ostrich is and a man who claims he tried to have sex with a ostrich but no ostrich breeding. :confused:
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wissaboo
Jun 5 2007, 02:27 PM
I am finding lots of info on telling what sex your ostrich is and a man who claims he tried to have sex with a ostrich but no ostrich breeding. :confused:

Are you serious? You're actually researching this????? :wtf:
 
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Here you go guys

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Heather123477
Jun 5 2007, 02:34 PM

:lmao:
The kids' commentary alone made it funny.
 
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Heather123477
Jun 5 2007, 11:34 AM

thankyou. How interesting that you could find that so fast. :lol:



Did you see the way he strutted around afterwards with his chest all puffed out? :rolleyes: men.
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Jun 5 2007, 11:27 AM
Let me start by picturing you naked.....  :o ..... :thumbs:

hey!!!!! :angry3:


I just saw that
























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