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Mixed Lavatories
Topic Started: Dec 14 2011, 11:57 AM (548 Views)
Cruervo
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Mixed Sex Lavatories

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Has anybody had any experience of mixed sex lavs? I understand they are being used in some modern office buildings, but I think they are a fucking outrage.

I can see the rationale behind them; saving floor space in the building, and reducing the costs of buying extra doors, urinals, etc. I can also see that it is a crafty way to stop women wasting time chatting in them, and perhaps stopping blokes from fouling them up. But it's just wrong on so many levels!

It is morally abhorrant to have men and women sharing WCs. It is also totally embarrassing. Men don't (or shouldn't) communicate with one another in toilets. Women don't understand this concept, so it's bound to lead to awkwardness. This design of WC is tantamount to mental and social torture.

Here's another point, I'm very particular about where I take a crap; almost to the point of being obsessive. Each morning (usually around 09:23) I bypass the mens loos on my floor of the building and go to the floor below. The mens on that floor seem to be less frequented as the surrounding offices tend to be more female dominated. I always opt for the end cubicle, which is furthest from the doorway and sinks, etc. The point I'm coming to is that I like to take a crap in peace, and I don't want other people near me. It gives me performance nerves, and spoils the experience, which tends to be the highlight of my working day. Unless of course the cubicles are those ones partitioned from floor to ceiling, using bricks. However, in my building, they only have those wooden partitions which have gaps at the top and bottom. So I don't like people being in the next cubicle. The ideal situation is when the entire WC is empty; but I accept this is a luxury rather than the norm.

Anyway, here's the point. The last thing I need when I've just off loaded a vindaloo bomb shell is to leave the cubicle and find some attractive female colleagues stood there powdering their noses. Imagine the awkwardness when I try to speak to them about work related matters later on! And no doubt malicious rumours would start flying around about peoples bowel movements.

This entire concept of mixed sex loos disgusts me. They are morally wrong; and bound to cause social and personal dilemmas. They also trample on age old traditions.

What does everyone else think?

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My penis is the size of Ally mcbeal's leg
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I'll slap you in the face with it
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Dec 14 2011, 02:13 PM
My penis is the size of Ally mcbeal's leg
:hedo: She's the size of a Popsicle stick.
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I don't mind mixed lavs in the theatre or even a restaurant. Generally it's just a place to take a quick pee or powder your nose. But I wouldn't like it in an office.

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Dec 14 2011, 03:36 PM
Hedo
Dec 14 2011, 02:13 PM
My penis is the size of Ally mcbeal's leg
:hedo: She's the size of a Popsicle stick.
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Her legs are good, makes me want to put my penis in her
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All about the fish tacos

Those are great pictures of her. I don't remember her ever looking that good on Ally McBeal.
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Yea, look at those legs !
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