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| LtPondwater9 | Aug 7 2013, 05:47 PM Post #1 |
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Pinstripes
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What runs but never walks? Spoiler: click to toggle What animal can jump higher than a house? Spoiler: click to toggle |
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| JustJoy | Aug 7 2013, 07:20 PM Post #2 |
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All about the fish tacos
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Why did the baby cross the road? Spoiler: click to toggle
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| Lighten up, Francis | |
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| Cruervo | Aug 7 2013, 09:08 PM Post #3 |
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Hmmmm. What can you put in a bucket full of water to make it lighter? A hole. |
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Every Republic has its sins, but communism is a joke that is not funny. Get fluoride out of the water! We both said a lot of things that you are going to regret. | |
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| TurboBoost | Aug 8 2013, 10:55 AM Post #4 |
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Captain Geschlecht Spielzeug ♀
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Spoiler: click to toggle What do you do you when you find a wheel lock on your tire? Spoiler: click to toggle |
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"Would you like to talk about what's bothering you or would you like to break some more furniture?" "My car just hissed at me. There's steam coming out of the engine" "Was it the coffee? Are we gonna go too, just like the captain?" "I know what time it is, I don't need a bloomin' cukoo clock"
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| Brandi | Jan 26 2014, 01:30 PM Post #5 |
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Lt. Commander
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