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Corny Jokes and Riddles
Topic Started: Aug 7 2013, 05:47 PM (102 Views)
LtPondwater9
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Pinstripes


What runs but never walks?

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What animal can jump higher than a house?


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JustJoy
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All about the fish tacos

Why did the baby cross the road?

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Lighten up, Francis
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Cruervo
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Hmmmm.

What can you put in a bucket full of water to make it lighter?



A hole.
Every Republic has its sins, but communism is a joke that is not funny. Get fluoride out of the water!
We both said a lot of things that you are going to regret.
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Captain Geschlecht Spielzeug ♀

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What do you do you when you find a wheel lock on your tire?

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"Would you like to talk about what's bothering you or would you like to break some more furniture?"

"My car just hissed at me. There's steam coming out of the engine"

"Was it the coffee? Are we gonna go too, just like the captain?" "I know what time it is, I don't need a bloomin' cukoo clock"


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Lt. Commander
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