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Tick Tock.

Wizard's duel. Wands only – no contact.

The Hogwarts community will expel one of their own.

One of you will be expelled from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Do your research, and make an important decision.

You have been expelled from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Hopefully your feelings and pride will get well soon.

Hoot for your favourite players, and poop on the others.

I hope you’re pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed – or worse, expelled. Now, if you don’t mind, I’m going to bed.
WINNER - 10-0

Everyone expects me to do as well as the others, but if I do, it’s no big deal, because they did it first.
Runner-up - 10-0

Wandering around in the middle of the night, how dare you!
3rd Place - 10th Juror - Survivor - 1-0

You leave those brooms where they are or you’ll be out of Hogwarts before you can say “Quidditch.”
4th Place - 9th Juror - Big Brother - 1-0

Standing either side of the pale boy they looked like bodyguards.
5th Place - 8th Juror - Survivor - 3-2

He couldn’t know that at this very moment, people meeting in secret all over the country were holding up their glasses and saying in hushed voices: ‘To Harry Potter – the boy who lived!’
6th Place - 7th Juror - Big Brother - 3-0

You don’t want to go making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there.
7th Place - 6th Juror - Survivor - 4-3

There are all kinds of courage. It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.
8th Place - 5th Juror - Big Brother - 3-2

The wand chooses the wizard, remember … I think we must expect great things from you.
9th Place - 4th Juror - Survivor - 4-4-1

Who would suspect p-p-poor st-stuttering P-Professor Quirrell?
10th Place - 3rd Juror - Big Brother - 4-3

I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death.
11th Place - 2nd Juror - Survivor - 5-3-3

I’m half and half. Me dad’s a Muggle. Mam didn’t tell him she was a witch ‘til after they were married. Bit of a nasty shock for him.
12th Place - 1st Juror - Big Brother - 6-3

Follow me! Stick together, first years! Stay close behind me, now. Make way, first years coming through! Excuse me, I’m a prefect!
13th Place - Double Survivor - 8-8-7-5

This is the best team Gryffindor’s had in years. We’re going to win. I know it.
14th Place - Double Survivor - 8-8-7-5

Send him off, ref! Red card!
15th Place - Survivor - Defeated by Neville

Honestly, woman, call yourself our mother? Can’t you tell I’m George?
16th Place - Survivor - 2-1

There was a wizard who went … bad. As bad as you could go. Worse. Worse than worse.
17th Place - Survivor - 5-0

It’s just a pity they let the old punishments die out … hang you by your wrists from the ceiling for a few days, I’ve got the chains still in my office, keep ‘em well oiled in case they’re ever needed.
18th Place - Survivor - 3-1

We’re not stupid – we know we’re called Gred and Forge.
19th Place - Survivor - 5-1

Standing either side of the pale boy they looked like bodyguards.
20th Place - Survivor - 3-2

I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!
21st Place - Big Brother - 11-7-7-5

A wizard, o’ course, an’ a thumpin’ good’un I’d say, once yeh’ve been trained up a bit.
22nd Place - Big Brother - 11-7-7-5

Now, don’t forget that nice wrist movement we’ve been practicing! Swish and flick, remember, swish and flick.
23rd Place - Big Brother - 16-4

I would prefer you to call me Sir Nicholas de Mimsy –
24th Place - 0 letters received

Squashy armchairs, relaxing fireplaces, and red tapestries. Home of the Gryffindor students.

One Gryffindor must be expelled.

Round, earthy, welcoming, warm and sunny. Home of the Hufflepuff students.

One Hufflepuff must be expelled.

Midnight blue upholstery and a domed ceiling painted with stars. Home of the Ravenclaw students.

One Ravenclaw must be expelled.

Dark green lamps and chairs, and windows looking into the lake. Home of the Slytherin students.

One Slytherin must be expelled.

Will you receive your letter to Hogwarts?

Winners of the House Cup!