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Arc I: Welcome to Sinnoh The digital clock turned to 8:00 am as it began to make a buzzing noise near Jared’s bed. Jared then rose up all tired and grumpy, and then turned his alarm off and went back to sleep because well…it was 8 in the morning. Even though he was about to get his first Pokémon, Jared valued his sleep. Anyways Jared then slept until he naturally woke up at about 10:30, as that was a normal time for a 15 year old to wake up. Why did Jared wait until he was 15 to get his first Pokémon? He didn’t, 15 is the youngest age to be allowed to own a Pokémon. Eventually, he got dressed and then headed downstairs. "Bye mom, bye dad!” Jared excitedly told his parents, “I’m going to go get my first Pokémon and then travel this giant region by myself. I will probably not see you for years and neither you two nor I seem to care because that’s apparently normal in the Pokémon world. See ya!” “Bye Jared which is what’s probably going to be our only line in this entire story!” replied Jared’s parents at the same time because was it really necessary to hear these unimportant characters talk separately? Jared then exited his house in Twinleaf because Pokémon journey fic rules dictate that every main character has to start in the same town as the main character in the games. He then took an excited deep breath and read the sign that said ‘Twinleaf Town, fresh and free!’ Anyways, Jared looked around town for about 20 minutes for the Pokémon Lab, until he realized that there is no lab in Twinleaf since Diamond and Pearl decides to be different by not having you start in the same town as the lab. That matters, right? “Ugh...I forgot, the lab is in Sandgem,” Jared complained to himself. He then exited the town, and no one stopped him from leaving. I mean seriously, do those people in the games that do that have no lives or something? After getting severely beat up by many vicious wild Pokémon (he even had to have surgery), Jared finally made it and read the nearby sign. 'Sandgem Town, town of sand!' Chapter 1: Early Installment Weirdness “Thanks for the Chimchar, man!” a young boy thanked an old guy inside a Pokémon lab. “It’s a pleasure,” the old man replied grumpily, sounding like he recited that line, “Remember to take care and blah blah blah...okay you can leave now.” “Alright dude….” the boy responded as he awkwardly walked out. A few minutes later, Jared ran towards the same building and entered it in a hurry. “I’m here to get my first Pokémon, bitches!” shouted Jared as he entered the Sandgem Pokémon lab. “Hmph, watch your manner young man,” said an old guy walking up to Jared. “Ah, I take it you’re the Sinnoh professor,” responded Jared. “Yes. The name is Rowan,” responded Professor Rowan. “Wait, so if all the professor names are based off trees, what the hell is a rowan!?” complained Jared. “I mean I’ve heard of oak, elm, and birch, but seriously...rowan? I mean why couldn’t they name you Willow or Maple or something. No one has heard of a rowan!” “What about Juniper or Sycamore?” responded Professor Rowan, “is Sycamore even a tree anyway!?” "Okay, there I’ll agree with you," agreed (duh) Jared. “Anyways, another question. If trainers are constantly entering Sinnoh, so why is your lab so empty? I mean wouldn’t there be a giant line up to get a new starter?” "What’s with you and questions?” Rowarn sternly remarked, “Just pick your starter already. You’re wasting everyone’s time.” "Ugh fine, Turtwig please,” Jared asked, “Chimchar sucks so I refuse to use that, but I do like Piplup. Turtwig is just cooler though,” remarked Jared. “I never asked for you reasoning.” Rowan stated, “just take it and please leave,” “Alright, fine, you don’t need to be so grumpy,” Jared responded. Rowan then went to his storage device and opened it up. He then took a Pokéball from it and handed it to Jared. "Thanks bro,” Jared thanked. “Please leave,” Rowan coldly stated. "Nah,” Jared answered, “I’m gonna wait for another trainer to walk in and take a Pokémon so I can battle him/her and test out my new Pokémon,” “For the love of Arceus, there are trainers literally situated right outside Sandgem who stand in one place all day and all night and battle new trainers. Go there,” Rowan yelled. “But…I like it here,” Jared whined. “I knew I should have become a PokéTherapist instead of this,” mumbled Rowan, “anyways I hope you’re going to be here for quite awhile. New trainers don’t just pop in out of nowhere...” At that second, someone then walked in. Nah just kidding, that would be way too expected. Jared sat around harassing Rowan for a few hours, until finally a girl walked in. “Piplup please,” merely stated the girl. “Here you go, young lady. Now please leave,” Rowan said sternly as he gave her a Pokéball. As she was about to leave, Jared jumped forth. “The name’s Jared,” Jared stated. “I asked?” the girl responded. “No, I just felt like saying it!” Jared gleefully responded. “So what is it that you want, Jared?” she asked. “Since we just got our starters, I was wondering if we can take em for a spin and battle!” Jared told her. The girl looked at him strangely. She had never met such an odd person. I mean sure there were plenty who loved battling, but this guy…just seemed like he had to or he’d explode. The girl then laughed to herself, “sure, fine. I’d love to crush you!” *** Outside the lab (since battling inside is stupid), Jared and the girl have sent out their Turtwig and Piplup. “Alright Turtwig, let’s start things off with a Razor Leaf,” Jared stated. Turtwig then nodded as it shot a bunch of leaves towards Piplup. “Wow, you actually did as I instructed normally,” shouted Jared with glee, “usually when I watch Pokémon shows on TV, something always goes wrong when a new trainer orders their first Pokémon to attack. How different!” “Piplup. Fury Attack to stop the leaves!” yelled the girl. As the leaves came near Piplup, it knocked them all away with its paws. “Now follow up with a Peck!” shouted the girl. “Turtwig, use a Rock Smash to stop it!” shouted Jared. Piplup then ran up to Turtwig and began to dive down with its beak, but Turtwig’s leg then stuck upwards and began pushing away Piplup’s beak. However, Turtwig began to wobble. “Piplup, keep trying to peck!” shouted the girl. “Turtwig, fire a Bullet Seed directly at it!” Jared shouted. “Bide, Piplup!” the girl screamed As Turtwig was holding Piplup off with its leg, it then shot a Bullet Seed from its mouth straight towards Piplup’s stomach as it made Piplup glow brighter red with each hit. After two times shooting at Piplup, it began to shoot a third bullet seed at Piplup, but instead fell to the ground upside down. “Turtwiii----!” shouted Turtwig as it was struggling to flip. “Now Piplup, release!” the girl stated. “Piiii---“ said Piplup with temper, “luuuuuup!” Piplup then ran up to the flipped Turtwig and stomped it several times, causing it to faint. “THIS. IS. WHAT. YOU. GET. FOR. BULLET SEEDING ME!’ screamed Piplup with every stomp. No, Piplup was NOT speaking English. It’s just when I wish for you guys to understand what the Pokémon was saying I will merely write it in English. Saves the unescessasry translation brackets. Humans can understand Pokémon too….somehow. “Well seeya,” the girl said coldly as she returned her Piplup. “Deadmau5 sucks!” Jared yelled, “anyway why are you off in such a hurry?” “Sorry man, I gotta get outta here already and get on with my journey,” the girl replied. “Alright, seeya!” Jared told her. "Didn't you just say Deadmau5 sucks?" Turtwig wondered. *** “Well buddy that battle really wiped us out. Before we continue our journey, I think we should stay over at Sandgem’s Pokémon Center while you get treated, sound good?” Jared said to his Turtwig. “Whatever, don’t really care either way,” Turtwig responded walking along with Jared. They then entered the Pokémon Center, where they saw the girl that they had just battled.. "Wow long time, no see!” Jared said. “Hahaha I get it," responded the girl, "it's funny because we just saw each other. You're soooooooo funny!" “I thought you wanted to get on with your journey,” Jared said confused. “Well maybe I needed to rest first?” she replied with a bitter inflection. “A girl....staying here!? In the same building as me!?” Jared heard. A boy (who was the same boy from before) then rushed over to the girl. Aren't you sick of these general names? “Eww…CREEP!” she responded. “Nah just messin with ya,” he answered, “just actin as that’s my thing.” The girl then laughed. “So who are you then?” Jared wondered. “My name is Will,” Will (duh) introduced, “I saw you two battling early and I thought you might make some lovely friends. I’m all alone here.” “Oh my name is Madelyn, but I like to be called Mug,” Mug (duh) responded. “So would you be MADelyn if I didn’t call you Mug?” Jared chimed in. “...” didn’t say Will. Everything was quiet for about 5 seconds before Mug punched Jared in the gut. Jared then fell down as Turtwig began blankly staring at his pain. As Will and Mug laughed at Jared’s pain, the three of them began to talk. Will share that he wished to become a Pokémon Trainer, taking on 8 gyms in Sinnoh and entering the league. Jared wanted to become a Pokémon Co-ordinator, obtaining 5 ribbons by winning contests and entering the Grand Festival. And Mug wanted to become both! “So why don’t the three of us travel together?” Jared ended up suggesting. “Afraid I can’t,” Mug responded, “since I’m doing both it might be complicated with the way I travel. Don’t wanna slow you guys down!” “Oh that’s so phony,” Will responded, “you just wanna get ahead of us!” “Okay….maybe,” Mug responded as she laughed, “well I’m going now. Later!” She then walked out as Will stared at her. “She’ll be a fun little rival…for both of us,” Will noted. “Yeah I suppose,” Jared responded, “Got a bit of a weird vibe off her.” “Hmm?” Will responded. “She seemed nice and stuff, but I felt she was a bit…cold at times,” Jared diagnosed. “Maybe she just doesn’t like you,” Will observed. “Probably,” Jared answered, “I don’t really like her myself.” “So I guess it’s just the two of us then,” Wil said cheerfully. “Just the two of us!” Jared answered as he shook Will’s hand. And so, that is the beginning of the story in Sinnoh that was about to unfold. Jared and Will were brought together because of Mug, and they both knew that it was not the last they were going to see her. And definitely not each other, as little did they know, the two of them would be getting in to many adventures together. Many.[/u] Edited by Nothingjustgo, Oct 7 2015, 11:21 AM.
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After deciding to travel together despite being complete strangers (gotta love journey fics!), Will and Jared got acquainted. The next day they began to head out on their quest. “So what starter did you get?” Jared asked Will as they were leaving Sandgem. “Hey who says I got a starter? There’s more to Sandgem than just starters. It’s a beautiful lovely town with so much to see,” Will with a serious expression. However, he then beamed a huge smile, “nah just messing with ya, I got a Chimchar.” “Ugh Chimchar is a terrible Pokémon, you have no taste,” Jared stated. “Hey you take that back! Chimchar is awesome!” Will yelled. “Nah. However, it’s funny how I end up getting a Turtwig, Mug gets a Piplup, while you get a Chimchar,” Jared said as he pet Turtwig on the head. Turtwig just kept the same blank expression. “Yeah it’s if some external force influenced that on purpose,” Will remarked, “so where are you headed anyway?” “Well I was thinking I should head to Jubilife City,” Jared explained, “it’s where I can register in the Sinnoh database that I am a co-ordinator. There’s also a contest there that I wanna participate in. YAY exposition!” “Oh cool,” Will stated, “I’m down for that too since it’s also where I register for the Pokémon League. YAY exposition!” “Also let’s not forget the fact that it’s also the city closest to Sandgem,” Turtwig observed, “I mean you’d think that would be the main reason you two would decide to go there…” “Alright. It should take us awhile though,” Jared explained, “There’s quite some distance between Sandgem and Jubilife and many wild Pokémon and trainers we’re going to encounter. I’m sure we’ll spend quite some time during this distance getting into many predicaments and learning many new things along the way.” *** “There, all signed up,” Jared said to Will in front of a reception desk. Chapter 2: Second Episode Introduction “Hey, do you know when the Jubilife Contest is going to be?” Jared asked the secretary. “Oh. I’m afraid you just missed it,” she responded. “Really? Aww man, and now I have no clue where the next contest will be,” Jared sadly said. “Ma’am, would you happen to know where the closest Pokémon Gym is? Oreburgh City, right?” Will asked. "Actually Canalave City is much closer, but there is a giant block in the middle of the road leading to it, and it will only be gotten rid of sometime way later where its previous presence will not be mentioned. So I guess Oreburgh is the closest accessible city,” the secretary stated. “Alright thanks,” Will thanked. “Well at least you know where you’re going,” depressingly said Jared, “I guess we’ll go to Oreburgh first…” Jared then turned his head and something caught his eye. “What is it?” Will asked. “Watch!” Jared said as he pointed at a television screen. “We now return to the Jubilife contest finals, and it is time for our two competing finalists to duke it out for the ribbon,” said the announcer, Marian. The camera then zoomed out to show the two finalists, one being Mug with a Yanma hovering in front of her. “Hey, it appears our favourite girl is pretty good at contests. That should give you some fun Jared,” Will snarked. “Heh, no big deal. She’s about to get what she deserves!” Jared remarked. “What do you mean?” asked Will. “See that other contestant over there?” Jared said as the clock began ticking down past 5:00. A Ponyta stood in front of the other contestant. “Yeah, so? Is he good or something?” Will asked as Ponyta ran towards Yanma with a wheel of flames. “He’s not just good; he’s one of the best. His name is Gryoine,” Jared stated. Yanma’s wings then began to flap as it put out the flames around Ponyta. The clock then struck ‘4:38’ as Gryoine’s circle bar on the TV screen lowered a bit. “Gryoine? What kind of stupid name is that?” Will asked. “It’s not his real name; no one knows what it is. He keeps it a secret,” Jared answered. “Real mysterious,” Will sarcastically remarked, “So what’s so special about him?” “He’s actually the winner of the Johto Grand Festival, and now he’s come to Sinnoh to participate. Mug’s a rookie, she stands no chance,” Jared laughed. “I don’t know, Mug is pretty good...” Will said. “How would you know?” Jared asked. “…Good point,” Will replied shyly. The clock hit ‘3:06’ (man these guys must be talking really slow), and they saw Yanma trapped in a Fire Spin as Mug’s circle bar was slowly depleting while Gryoine’s had about three quarters left. Yanma then began to fly towards the top of the fire spin, but Gryoine smirked as Ponyta bounced up and then began to fall towards Yanma. The Ponyta then smashed into Yanma midair and pushed it towards the fire spin where it was sucked in while Mug’s circle bar ran out. “I knew it,” Jared remarked, “serves her right.” As Jared and Will began exiting, suddenly another guy ran in. “Hey pretty thing, can I sign up?” the guy asked the secretary. “Umm...sure. What’s your name?” the secretary asked. “Travis Williams here. Pokémon League participants beware as I am going to beat you all! YAY EXPOSITION” Travis eagerly shouted. “Woah woah woah,” Will went as he walked up to Travis, “ya think you’re going to beat me?” “Ah another Pokémon trainer I see,” laughed Travis, “well yeah I do! Who are you anyway?” “I’m Will!” Will introduced. “And I’m Jared!” Jared said as he walked up to Will, “I mean you were obviously going to ask who I am right?” “Will, since you seem nice I’m gonna warn you to save you the trouble; don’t take on the gyms. I’m just going to beat you in the Pokémon League anyways,” Travis warned. “Firstly, there’s 256 trainers competing so there’s a small chance we are even going to battle, secondly, there’s no way you’re going to beat me,” Will responded. “Please. I may be new but I have talent baby,” Travis stated. “I’m also new, but my Chimchar will cream you!” Will boasted. “You’re not going to beat me with a Chimchar, it’s a terrible Pokémon!” Travis responded. “See? I told you!” Jared chimed. “Anyway, our arguing is obviously setting up a Pokémon battle, so let’s just get to it already,” Will annoyingly complained. *** “This battle will be a 1 v 1 battle between Will and Travis. Let the battle begin!” Jared reffed. “Chimchar, you’re up!” Will yelled. He then threw his Pokéball and with a flash of white a Chimchar popped out. “Torchic, leeeeeeeeeeet’s go!” Travis stated. He then threw his Pokéball and a Torchic appeared. Jared then took out his Pokédex he got from registering, however due to massive amount of trainers Sinnoh gets and lack of technological resources, all Pokédexes in Sinnoh are glitched and say completely inaccurate, yet hilarious, things. “Chimchar, the monkey Pokémon. This Pokémon is like the four hundredth monkey Pokémon, like seriously why are there so many? I mean I guess it’s a chimp and not a monkey, but aren’t they all the same?” the Pokédex analyzed. “Torchic, the adorable Pokémon. This thing is like one of the most adorable starters ever. I mean see it, it’s sooooo cute” the Pokédex also analyzed. “Wait, why is your starter a Torchic? Aren’t the only starters Turtwig, Piplup, and Chimchar?” Jared asked. “Oh, I got this from the Littleroot Pokémon Lab. I got my starter there,” Travis remarked. “So why aren’t you in the Hoenn League if you came from there?” Will asked. “Wait...you’re telling me this isn’t Hoenn? I thought the boat was taking me to a new city!” Travis yelled. “Wait...actually?” Jared asked. “Nah just messing. I’m not stupid or anything, that’s incredibly one dimensional and a lazy source of comedy.” Travis remarked. “Oh, so why aren’t you in Hoenn then?” Jared asked. “That my friends is a story you’ll never know,” Travis responded, “anyway Torchic, start things off with a Peck!” Torchic then began to rush towards Chimchar with a glowing beak. “Chimchar, Dig out of the way!” Will yelled. Torchic then arrived at Chimchar and as it lunged towards it, Chimchar quickly buried in a hole. “Torchic, shoot an Ember down the hole!” Travis continued. Torchic then shot many fire sparks down the hole towards Chimchar. “Chimchar, knock them back with a Fury Swipes!” Will yelled. Chimchar then began scratching all the embers, knocking them back towards Torchic. “Torchic use a Quick Attack to avoid!” Travis yelled. As the embers popped out of the hole, Torchic darted out of the way. “Chimchar, resurface!” Will yelled. “Torchic use a Rock Smash to quickly jump off the ground!” Travis yelled. Torchic’s talons then glowed white as Torchic kicked off the ground. “Now Quick Attack!” Travis instructed. As Chimchar resurfaced under where Torchic was, Torchic began falling quickly and slammed in to Chinchar. “Chimchar, Low Kick it away!” Jared yelled. Chimchar slid on the ground and kicked the nearby Torchic away. “Torchic use an Ember!” Travis shouted. While Torchic was flying backwards, it shot an Ember towards Chimchar. “Chimchar, block with Ember!” Will commanded. As the fire sparks were about to hit Chimchar, Chimchar’s mouth erupted in a blaze as it shot fire sparks creating a small explosion knocking Chimchar back. Torchic then crashed to the ground from the earlier Low Kick. The two fire starters stood up. “CHIIIIIIIII!” Chimchar yelled as its eyes glowed red and its fire erupted in fire. “Toooooor!” screamed Torchic as its adorable black eyes turned red and its head and beak lit on fire. “What’s going on with those two?” Turtwig asked. “Oh, that’s their ability known as Blaze. When they get weak, their fire attacks become powered up,” Jared explained. “I wish I could do that,” Turtwig wished. “You can. You have the grass ability equivalent known as Overgrow. When you become weak, your grass moves become more powerful,” Jared responded. “Really?” Turtwig asked. "Yeah. Here, let me show you,” Jared responded. He then kicked Turtwig and it fell to the ground. It got up and vines grew from its face and its nails turned to tree roots. The leaf on its head became a flower. "Cool!” Turtwig shouted. “Travis it’s time to demonstrate how awesome Chimchar is! End this with a Flame Wheel!” Will yelled. Chimchar then started running and it turned in to a massive, thick, wheel of fire. “Torchic show that you’re much better than this terrible monkey by holding it back with an Ember!” Travis responded. As the Flame Wheel headed towards Torchic, the chicken then started shooting massive balls of fire at an incredibly rapid pace pushing the Flame Wheel back. “Keep pushing Chimchar, you can do it!” Will cheered. “CHIIIM...CHAR!!!!!” Chimchar yelled as the flame wheel got bigger and went faster. “Torchic, hold it back!” Travis yelled as the fire balls got even bigger and faster. Chimchar then got closer and closer, and eventually got really close to Torchic. Torchic then shot out a fireball towards the wheel right in front of it causing a massive fiery explosion. Edited by Nothingjustgo, Jun 23 2015, 02:08 PM.
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“Travis it’s time to demonstrate how awesome Chimchar is! End this with a Flame Wheel!” Will yelled. Chimchar then started running and it turned in to a massive, thick, wheel of fire. “Torchic show that you’re much better than this terrible monkey by holding it back with an Ember!” Travis responded. As the Flame Wheel headed towards Torchic, the chicken then started shooting massive balls of fire at an incredibly rapid pace pushing the Flame Wheel back. “Keep pushing Chimchar, you can do it!” Will cheered. “CHIIIM...CHAR!!!!!” Chimchar yelled as the flame wheel got bigger and went faster. “Torchic, hold it back!” Travis yelled as the fire balls got even bigger and faster. Chimchar then got closer and closer, and eventually got really close to Torchic. Torchic then shot out a fireball towards the wheel right in front of it causing a massive fiery explosion. Smoke then spread across the battlefield, causing Will and Travis to be unable to see their Pokémon. “Oh come on!” yelled Jared from the sidelines. “What’s the matter, Jared?” asked his Turtwig. “I know how this works. Whenever two Pokémon collide in an epic fashion and cause smoke, they’re both usually still conscious when it clears, bringing it to a drawn out endurance battle. Expect to be here for a good while; we aren’t going to move on any time soon. Just more battling,” complained Jared. The smoke then cleared with a bruised yet conscious Chimchar panting over an unconscious Torchic. “...Oh,” said Jared. Chapter 3: No More Clowning Around “Heh I guess that proves that Chimchar is more awesome than Torchic,” bragged Will at the Pokémon Center where Jared and Travis were waiting for their Pokémon to be healed. “Well obviously, Chimchar has all those cool fighting-typed attacks, while Torchic really only has Peck. But once both our Pokémon evolve, my Pokémon will get so much more awesome. It’s in the long run man!” replied Travis. “Will, Travis, Jared, your Pokémon are now fully healed!” called out Nurse Joy. Will, Travis, and Jared then walked up to the counter where Nurse Joy gave Will and Travis each a Pokéball. “Excellent, thanks Nurse Joy!” thanked Jared as he took his Pokéball. “Uhh Jared, you didn’t need to heal your Pokémon,” commented Travis. “Yeah but I just want to be a part of things, okay!?!?!??” replied Jared. The group then turned around and began to walk out, when suddenly the doors opened and Mug entered. “Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllo. You’re an attractive girl that likes Pokémon...attractive girl + Pokémon...ASDFGHJL!” screamed Travis. “Travis calm your hormones,” Jared stated the phrase that applies PERFECTLY here, “this world revolves around Pokémon, of course everyone is going to be into Pokémon. It’s really no big deal. And she’s just a human being, not like a goddess or anything. You’re really overreacting.” “Someone is just mad I beat him,” quietly remarked Mug. “Hah, you think I’m mad about my defeat? What about you, you lost on NATIONAL TELEVISION,” screamed Jared. “Mug, Jared, calm down. You’re both really cool people, you gotta settle things,” Will dictated while Travis creepily stared at her. “Just out of my way,” bitterly told Mug as she walked away to the counter. “Sorry it took so long. Your Yanma took a serious beating,” remarked Nurse Joy as she handed Mug a Pokéball. “Did you hear that Mug? SERIOUS BEATING. You lost, you suck! Hahahahahaha!” taunted Jared. “Jared I know you don’t like this girl, but you got to calm down,” Will told him. “Hmph thanks but I can handle myself,” Mug yelled. “No one should have to handle themselves,” Will responded. “Yeah well...I do. And I’m good at it,” yelled Mug. With an angry face she then walked away and left the Pokémon Center, but that angry face soon turned in to a sad face like this :(. “Oh Yanma, I’m so inexperienced. I’ll never be able to stand up to people like Gryoine,” Mug told her Pokéball as she was walking away from the building. “Maybe I can be of assistance,” said a voice. Mug then turned around to see Gryoine. Back at the Pokémon Center, Jared and Will were walking over to Travis, who was lying on the floor drooling. “C’mon man, by doing stuff like this is the reason why she hates you. You have to give her some slack,” Will lectured Jared. “Why should I? She’s so cold and unemotional,” responded Jared. “Just give people breaks. There’s more to it than meets the eye. Mug is a good girl,” Will reassured Jared. “Whatever you say. Travis get up,” Jared stated. “Wah? Is Mug still here?” Travis asked. “No. Now let’s go,” Will replied. “Wait, I’m going with you guys?” Travis asked. “Yeah why not? We’re both gym battlers, let’s go to Oreburgh together,” suggested Will. “Alright sounds good to me, now let’s get outta here,” Travis replied. The three then exited the Pokémon Center and began to head towards the center of the city. They then passed a sign that read ‘Jubilife City, the city of joy’ “Yknow for us going on a journey I’m surprised we haven’t gotten into any wacky situations yet. All it’s been is boring battles and preparations,” remarked Jared. “You do know by saying that it means that we’re going to get in to something like that, right?” responded Will. Suddenly a man then came rushing up and crashed into Will, knocking him to the ground. “Ugh why do I get the feeling that’s going to be happening a lot?” cried Will as he got up. “You call yourself a Pokémon Trainer? And yet you have no Pokétch?” shouted a man as he stared at their wrist. “Yes,” replied Jared. “That is, Pokémon Watch, or Pokétch for Short!” The man yelled. “Umm...we didn’t ask what it meant,” noted Travis. “Oh my, you are a rare case indeed,” the man screamed. “Not really, I’m sure plenty of people don’t have one. Did anyone see one on Mug? Or the Nurse Joy’s? Or Professor Rowan?” asked Jared as Will and Travis shook their heads. “You see, I invented, and now manufacture, Pokétches,” stated the man. “WE DON’T CARE!” screamed Travis. “Not only that, I’m now conducting the Pokétch promotional campaign!” stated the man. “You mean by RANDOMLY BUMPING INTO PEOPLE?” irritatingly shouted Will. “All you have to do is find three clowns in Jubilife City. If you can find them...I will gift you with a Pokétch!” the man offered. “I thought we made it clear we don’t want your stupid watch!” Jared told him. The three of them then walked off. “C’mon let’s leave this crazy city,” declared Travis. They then walked to the edge and tried to step out, but suddenly another guy came and crashed into Will once again, knocking him over. “By the way, have you participated in the Pokétch campaign?” asked the man. “Oh my Arceus, what’s with you people and your crazy Pokétch’s, WE DON’T WANT ONE,” screamed Will has he got up. “No? Not yet right?” asked the man. “Yes, I think Will made that clear enough. Now leave us alone!” yelled Jared. “You really must try,” continued the man. “We don’t want your stupid Pokétch’s! Let’s go guys!” yelled Travis. They then tried to walk forth but the man got in the way. “By the way, have you participated in the Pokétch campaign? No? Not yet right? You really must try,” repeated the man as he pushed all three of them backwards. “This is harassment!” yelled Will. He then ran around the guy and tried to run out of the city, but the man ran in front of him. “By the way, have you participated in the Pokétch campaign? No? Not yet right? You really must try,” continued the man as he grabbed Will and shoved him backwards. “LEAVE US ALONE,” screamed Jared as he took a step forth. “By the-” started the man as Jared took a step back. Jared then took a step forth again. “By th-” Jared stepped back “By-” Jared stepped forth. “By-” Jared stepped back. “Heh, jokes keep on getting funnier and funnier the longer they’re stretched out,” giggled Travis to Will. *** “Hmph, what do you want? Here to tease me on your victory?” angrily asked Mug. “No my dear I am not like that, I do not believe in making fun of others for pleasure,” responded Gryoine. “Then what do you want?” asked Mug. “I wish to aid you on your co-ordinating skills. I saw great potential inside you when we battled, I wish to assist you in tapping in to that,” Gryoine answered. “Why would you want to help your enemy?” Mug asked. “I apologize, do you wish to continue to ask me unimportant questions or do you want my help? Please decide,” responded Gryoine. “Hmph fine, I’ll take your help I guess,” Mug agreed. “Spectacular. Now let’s see your Yanma,” Gryoine requested. Mug then threw her Pokéball and Yanma popped out. “Hmm...our location is not suitable to my method of training. I suggest we depart from Jubilife,” suggested Gryoine. “Whatever you say,” passively agreed Mug. *** “Oh back so soon?” the Pokétch salesman from before stated as Jared, Will, and Travis were walking towards him. “Yeah fine, we’ll grab your dumb watches. What do we have to do?” Jared asked. “Well, you’ll have to go around the city find the clowns who will ask you a question. If you get it right they will give you a coupon. Once you obtain three you may come back to me and I will give you these BRAND NEW POKÉTCHES!” screamed the salesman and he pointed to absolutely nothing on the ground, “...I don’t have them on me okay?” "Clowns? I’m out!” stated Travis as he began to walk away. "Travis, why?” asked Will. “Clowns freak me out man. I don’t wanna have to deal with them,” Travis responded. “But if we don’t get the coupons we won’t be able to leave!” replied Will. “Ugh...fine,” agreed Travis as the three of them walked away. They eventually came across a clown as Travis hid behind Jared shivering. “Hello trainers, do you want to take the quiz?” asked the clown. “Sure,” Jared rudely responded. “Whatever you say,” sighed Will. “Please don’t kill me,” pleaded Travis. “Alright here’s your question. Is water super effective against fire?” asked the clown. “Yes,” Jared answered. “Yup,” Will responded. “I’m scared!!!!!!!!!!!!!” cried Travis. “Good job, the answer was....” started the clown. “Right?” asked Jared. “Correct?” questioned Will. “We’ve got to stop doing this, it’s getting old,” complained Jared. “...INCORRECT! NOW GET OUT OF HERE, PUNKS!” screamed the clown. He then took out a knife and began chasing away Will, Jared, and Travis. “I told you these guys are bad news!” screamed Travis as they were running. “Wait, if it was bad, why the hell did he say ‘good job?’” wondered Will. *** “Alright, according to my Pokétch this is a suitable location to train,” Gryoine stated. “Wait, Pokétch’s can do that?” Mug wondered. "Actually they cannot. I just wished to state that in order to establish the fact that we have them. Anyway send out a Pokémon, would you?” Gryoine asked. “Alright, Yanma, let’s go!” screamed Mug as she tossed a Pokéball and out fluttered her Yanma. “Okay, you’re sending out Yanma I see,” observed Gryoine, “we might as well replicate the conditions of our Pokémon battle then.” Gryoine then tossed a Pokéball and his Ponyta emerged. “You may have the first move,” granted Gryoine. “Yanma start things off with a Sonicboom,” ordered Mug. Yanma then nodded as it shot out a grey wave. “Never send out an attack without expecting a plan to counter their counter attack. Prepare for all possibilities, judges like that,” lectured Gryoine, “Ponyta, use agility!”. Ponyta then glowed blew as it galloped out of the way of the attack while its flames glowed brighter. “See, not only did you allow me to look clever by avoiding your attack, but you gave me an opportunity to do such in the way to make Ponyta look good too. That will cost you extra points. This is not just an ordinary battle Madelyn,” Gryoine explained, “now allow me to attack.” *** “WHAT THE HELL MAN, WHAT’S UP WITH THESE CRAZY THINGS?” screamed Travis. “Uhh...what are you talking about?” asked Jared. “THE CLOWN JUST TOOK OUT A KNIFE AND STARTED CHASING US, THAT’S MESSED UP!” Travis screamed. “So? That’s perfectly normal,” shrugged Will. “WHAT!? WHAT KIND OF NORMAL PERSON DOES THAT TO GET PEOPLE TO LEAVE!?” Travis screamed. “Travis, calm down. You’re acting irritating again,” Jared angrily demanded. “Ugh you’re right. I’m sorry about freaking out over this. It’s no big deal, I’m just afraid of clowns that’s all,” apologized Travis. “See man? It’s not so bad. Clowns aren’t scary or dangerous. Now, let’s find another one,” reassured Will. They then walked up to another clown. “Hello trainers, do you want to take the quiz?” asked the clown. “Yuperoo,” Will answered. “Alright. True or false, does Shelder evolve into Cloyster?” asked the Clown. “True dat hat,” responded Jared. Will stared at him blankly wondering what hat he was talking about. “Sorry, but the answer is incorrect,” the clown responded. He then took out a flamethrower and sprayed it at Travis. *** “Not only should you focus on dodging, but you must attempt to do so in the most creative way possible while making it look pretty. It is a difficult task, but it gets easier as you get used to it,” shouted Gryoine, “now Pontya use a Flame Wheel.” “Yanma use a Whirlwind to blow out the flames,” retaliated Mug. Yanma then flapped its tiny wings as the flames around Ponyta died and sparks of embers scattered around the field floating in the air, “now go near some of the embers and shoot a shadow ball!” Yanma then flew towards some of the embers and shot a shadow ball. The ball of shadows went through the embers as the shadow ball then had a bright orange coat surrounding it. It then smashed into Ponyta. Ponyta got slightly injured but its flame grew brighter. “Good strategy Mug, but just be warned to take note of the Pokémon your enemies are using. By redirecting the embers at me, you have powered up my Ponyta due to its Flash Fire ability. This would have gotten some points off me for the redirection as well as the hit, but you would have lost a bit of points too plus turned the battle in my favour,” lectured Gryoine. He then took out his Pokéball and returned Ponyta. “Wait that’s it?” Mug asked. “Indeed. I have taught you everything you need to know about contest battling that I possibly can. The rest you must figure out by yourself,” Gryoine answered. “Alright well thanks gry,” Mug thanked. “Not a problem. Always ready to teach a contest novice,” responded Gryoine. *** Beep. Beep went the monitor as Travis laid on his hospital bed. “We have to do something about this,” a voice stated sounding like Jared’s. “Yeah I know, we’re in serious trouble,” responded Will’s voice. Travis opened his eyes and saw the two of them standing near his hospital bed. “I know, we can’t leave Jubilife because those damn clowns are telling us we’re wrong when we’re right!” Jared declared. “Yeah that is strange. We have to get to the bottom of this,” Will responded. The two of them began to walk off. "Guys...what about me?” Travis weakly asked. “Just come with,” Jared answered. “But...my burns,” Travis stated. “Stop whining and let’s go,” Will rudely demanded. Travis then sighed as he weakly got up and disconnected all the wires, leaving the hospital with Jared and Will. *** “So Mug, which location are you heading to next?” Gryoine inquired. “Me? Oreburgh City,” Mug responded. “Oreburgh City? That’s an odd choice, there is no contest hall there,” Gryoine stated. “Yes but I am a gym battler too and that is where the nearest gym is. Well… actually Canalave City is much closer, but there is a giant block in the middle of the road leading to it, and it will only be gotten rid of sometime way later where its previous presence will not be mentioned. So I guess Oreburgh is the closest accessible city,” explained Mug. “Oh. Well best of luck then. I had no clue you were participating in gym battles too. That’s a really unique thing you know. Not many trainers have the energy and time to enrol in both the Pokémon League and Pokémon Contests. As I stated earlier, you have so much potential though. I believe in you,” Gryoine stated. “Uhh…thanks I guess?” Mug responded confused at why Gryoine just reassured her out of nowhere, “well I’ll be heading off now. Later.” Mug then began to walk away from Gryoine. “Oh Mug, one last thing,” Gryoine stated. “Yes?” Mug asked as she turned around to face him again. “Just…be warned. You cannot always rely on your Yanma. I noticed you were eager to use it in our battle. While it is good to have what the public calls a ‘signature Pokémon’, much like my Ponyta it is also encouraged to show off a variety of Pokémon. If you continue to rely on Yanma judges will notice that and be less enthusiastic about your performances. In addition, it is hard to think of new and creative appeals with the same Pokémon over and over again. So if I were you I would catch another,” Gryoine advised. “Okay Gry, I got it. Thanks for all your help!” Mug thanked. “It is my pleasure. I will try to attend all your contests to help you out. Eventually we will have our rematch and I assure that you will put up a good fight,” Gryoine told her. “I might even win!” chuckled Mug. “Yes that is a possibility,” Gryoine answered but in his mind he knew that is not true. Gryoine then smiled as Mug began to walk off *** “Mayor Es Cade you have to help us,” Will begged. “As normal as it is for children to barge into a mayor’s office and ask for help for their problems I am afraid I cannot do anything,” Es Cade responded. “Why not?” Jared asked. “Because…wait why is that other one shivering?” the Mayor asked, pointing at Travis. “Oh because he left the hospital before he got treated for being torched. Do you see our problem Mr. Mayor, we cannot leave the city and continue with our journey!” Will pleaded. “Sorry children, there is nothing I can do. Now please leave, I have matters to attend to,” Es Cade retorted. Jared and Will then sighed as Travis’s face became the expression of pain but was too weak to shout. The three of them then left (Travis hobbled). “So we can’t leave the city without Pokétch’s and the clowns aren’t giving us our coupons,” Will summed up. “Why are you saying that?” Jared asked. “Oh because we’ve been through a lot that I felt like reminding everyone what we were doing in case they forgot,” Will explained. “Who’s everyone?” Jared asked. “You two. That’s all. No one else is watching us or know what we are doing. Nope, no one. There will not be acknowledgements to people that do not exist in our universe in this journey,” Will stated. “But I exist,” a boring looking person stated who walked right behind them. “And you are?” Will asked. “That is not important, but what is…wait why is that other one shivering?” the boring man asked. “Clowns…clowns THEY’RE EVERYWHERE!” Travis muttered. “Ooookay then. Anyways something is about to go down here and it is important to get you out before it occurs. Let’s go,” the man said. “OKAY!” Will, Travis, and Jared shouted completely trusting him. The three of them followed the boring man to a building with a sign that said ‘Jubilife Casino. Yes in The Pokémon World we label ALL our important buildings!’ “A casino? Isn’t that in Veilstone?” Jared asked confused. “That’s the main hub for casino, the tourist attractions. There are actually casinos all over Sinnoh. Including one here,” stated the man. “And…how does this help us?” Will inquired. “Just go in,” the man stated. They then went in and saw a bunch of flashy machines like a typical casino. There isn’t much to describe here. “Go play the tables for a bit. Trust me on this,” the man stated as he gave Jared and Will money. But not Travis though because no one likes Travis. “Alright, let’s do this!” Will stated as he began to sit down at blackjack. The dealer then dealt everyone cards as Will glanced at his and noticed that he had two 7’s. “Hit me,” Will said when it was his turn. He was dealt another 7, “ sweet! Blackjack!” “Actually you just have 21. Blackjack is when you are dealt 21,” explained Jared. “…Oh,” responded Will disappointed. “Let’s go,” said the man. “But…we need to cash out,” remarked Jared. “Don’t worry about it. We have a small time frame,” the man told them. “Sweet we can finally get out of here!” Travis yelled. “…How did you get better?” Will asked confused. “Burn Heal,” shrugged Travis. The trio then followed the boring looking man to the counter. “Zoey please do it,” the man asked. “But we’ve done it to so many people. It’s too risky to continue,” Zoey responded. “Zoey we need to get these townspeople out before what I fear is going to happen happens!” the man responded. “I have no idea why they are talking so ambiguously,” Jared remarked. “Alright fine,” Zoey responded as she took out a giant needle. “WOAH! What is that?” Travis asked. "It's a sedative,” the man responded as Zoey came and poked a needle into Travis, “I’m sorry but we cannot have you three knowing of our methods. The point is when you wake up you will be at the beginning of Route 203.” Will and Jared then looked in horror as Travis fell to the floor as Zoey poked them with a needle. Will felt a slight sting as his vision began to blur. Jared fell to the ground. “What’s next?” Zoey asked. “We need to figure out a way to take down the mayor before he makes his move,” the man responded. “Mr...we are escaping, but…what about you?” Will asked. “Don’t worry Will, I am exactly where I need to be,” the man responded. Will’s vision then went black. *** “We almost have enough people,” the mayor said to a television screen. On the other side showed a woman with short red hair. “Excellent Evice,” the woman responded. “Some keep escaping but no matter. Enough people keep entering the city without Pokétch’s in order to have a unsuspicious reason for trapping them in. But…why exactly can we only trap those that lack Pokétch’s?” Evice asked. “The Pokétch is a complex, yet only, device that have many features including a communication system. As long as the people trapped do not have any ways of communicating those outside Jubilife, we do not have to worry about anyone else learning of our plans,” responded the woman. “Okay commander, I gotcha,” Evice responded. “Please…call me Mars.” Edited by Nothingjustgo, Jun 23 2015, 02:09 PM.
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The Superiorite
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“Hey Will, are you excited?” Jared asked “For what?” Will asked. “For us to finally let Travis off his leash!” remarked Jared. They then turned towards Travis who had a collar around his neck with a leash attached. Will was holding the leash as they were walking forth. “I’m not sure Jared, he might run away.” Will stated. “For the last time…I AM NOT A DOG YOU PATHETIC IMBECILES. NOW LET ME OUT RIGHT NOW,” screamed Travis. “Aww…he’s so cute when he gets mad. Want a treat?” Will offered. “Sure!” Travis responded. Will then gave him a little biscuit as Travis grabbed it and began chewing it as a disgusted look was expressed on his face. “Eww what is this?” Travis asked. “A doggie biscuit,” Jared remarked as Travis spat out the treat. Will and Jared then high fived as they began to laugh. Yes things were going well between them. They had just escaped being trapped in Jubilife and now they were on their way to Will’s first gym battle. “Damnit Riolu get back here!” screamed a voice. A Riolu then sprinted out of a nearby bush as it ran. An Elekid then jumped out following it. “Are we gonna get involved?” Jared asked. “Sure, why not.” Will responded. The two of them began chasing after the Riolu and Elekid as they dragged Travis along in the ground, who was choking and screaming. Chapter 4: Best Friends Forever "GET BACK HERE YOU!” the Elekid screamed as chased Riolu in a field. Following was Will, Jared, and Travis. “Turtwig use a Razor Leaf!” shouted Jared as he sent out his Turtwig. “Chimchar. Ember!” shouted Will. “Uhhh…guys. THE FLAMES WILL BURN THE LEAVES,” screamed Travis. As Turtwig shot out a bunch of leaves, Chimchar popped out of its Pokéball and shot Ember. The Ember burned the leaves causing a huge pile of ash to drop over the Riolu and Elekid, trapping them. “Dat co-operation yo,” Travis remarked as Jared and Will stared at him, “what? I’ve been browsing Reddit a lot.” Jared and Will then took out their respective dexes. “Elekid, the tempting Pokémon,” said Jared’s Pokédex, “When you see this thing, don’t you just wanna stick it in an outlet? I mean for Arceus’s sake it has a plug for its head. I really wanna know what happens!” “Riolu, the overshadowed Pokémon,” said Will’s Pokédex, “Riolu is often forgotten about and disregarded for being much more inferior to its evolution. I mean, it’s just another pure fighting type! People only use it so they can get a Lucario. No seriously, does anyone care about this thing?” “Anyway, what’s the problem you two?” Will asked as they approached the two stuck Pokemon. “Get us out of here then we’ll explain.” Elekid angrily responded. “Chimchar, Fury Swipe the ashes away,” commanded Will as Chimchar swiped them away. However Elekid then grabbed Riolu and began to choke it. “ENOUGH! JUST TELL US THE PROBLEM!” screamed Jared as Turtwig bit Elekid’s arm. Elekid then dropped Riolu. “This bastard…he slept with my girlfriend!” angrily shouted the Elekid. “Hey hey hey in my defense she came to me. And before that she was the one who seduced me!” Riolu snidely replied. “I’LL KILL YOU!” screamed the Elekid, but Turtwig just Body Slammed it to the ground. “GET OFF ME!” screamed Elekid as it stared at the blank Turtwig. “These guys can’t co-operate together,” remarked Jared. “Let’s split them up and figure out the full story,” Will responded, “I’ll take Riolu and you take Elekid.” “Alright, but you better not be Elekidding.” Jared responded. “Dude…we agreed you’d cut that out,” Will told him. “I know I just couldn’t resist.” Jared responded sadly. The two of them then walked off with the Pokémon they agreed to talk to while Travis just sat there. “OKAY FINE JUST LEAVE ME BEHIND!” Travis sarcastically remarked but then noticed no one was grabbing his leash. “I’m free?” Travis asked, “I’M FREE!”. However a Sneasel then came up to him and grabbed his leash. “You. Come with me,” shouted the Sneasel. “WHAT’S A SNEASEL DOING HERE ANYWAYS!?” yelled Travis as the Sneasel began dragging him away. *** “C’mon man, sleeping with someone’s girlfriend. Uncool.” Told Will to Riolu. “I swear, she seduced me!” Riolu asked, “it’s hard to resist when she comes on so strong. And let me tell you she was not exactly the ugliest Elekid around…” “Okay I gotcha but still!” Will responded. “I know he’s my best friend and all. I feel really bad about it!” shouted Riolu. “Wait…best friend?” Will asked. *** “We grew up together! We never were raised in colony’s. Just our parents who were both eventually caught relatively early so we were by ourselves and had to fend together. So that’s why it stings so much,” explained the Elekid. “Okay I gotcha. So explain what happened.” Jared asked. “We were having problems but I thought we could figure them out. But nope, Riolu decides to screw her!” Elekid complained. “What problems?” Jared asked. *** “They were both really stubborn Pokémon, but in different kinds of way yknow. She was high strung and always had to get what she want, while Elekid just refused to do anything unless he wanted to. They weren’t compatible,” stated the Riolu. “Yeah but that’s no reason to interfere with their relationship!” Will yelled. “I told you I didn’t. She…seduced…me!” screamed Riolu. "And as I told you he is your best friend!” responded Will. “I know I feel bad. But at the same time…isn’t it kinda justifiable?” Riolu asked. *** “Elekid, you can’t just not give in to your girlfriend at all. You are supposed to be in a relationship, you have to give and take,” Jared explained. “I don’t care. If you don’t like the fact that I am stubborn you shouldn’t be with me,” Elekid declared. “Dude, you’re going to end up alone if you continue with that attitude!” Jared yelled. “But Jared…I don’t care,” stated Elekid coldly. “You’re a horrible boyfriend,” stated Jared. “Yes but you cannot deny the fact that she was worse. I mean the cowardly thing to do would be to break up with me first then she could do what she want. But the fact is cheating makes you the worse person,” Elekid stated. Things were going well between Will and Jared, they were best friends forever. But as Elekid and Riolu proved, sometimes one thing, big or small can change the whole dynamic. Sometimes even agreeing with someone. “Yeah I guess,” Will agreed. “Yeah I guess,” Jared agreed. Man I’ve been watching too much Scrubs. “HELP ME!!!!!” screamed Travis in a cave as Sneasel’s claws headed towards Travis’s shirt. ...Well that wasn't really Scrubs-like *** Jared and Will then met up. “So Jared. As long as Elekid apologizes for getting angry I think Riolu and him can be cool,” explained Will. “Uhh….why would Elekid have to apologize to Riolu. He slept with Elekid’s girlfriend!” yelled Jared. “Jared, they were having problems. It was justified.” Stated Will. “But the fact is adultery is wrong!” shouted Jared. “Oh my Arceus you are looking at this so black and white. Arceus, you’re insufferable,” yelled Will. “Woah that came out of nowhere. I thought we were best friends!” shouted Jared. “Yeah well if you can’t realize Elekid is being a stubborn jerk I guess that means you are a stubborn jerk,” yelled Will. “Dude, he is a stubborn jerk but Riolu is a pig,” insulted Jared. “Wow wow wow wow you are so closed minded aren’t you? I’m outta here,” yelled Will as him and Jared stormed off. Someone nearby then watched the two as they stormed off in opposite directions. *** “Well your Riolu friend is no good. I tried my best. Just make sure not to kill him okay?” Jared asked. “No promises,” rudely responded Elekid. “Ooookay then just don’t associate me with the murder,” requested Jared. “No promises,” responded Elekid. Jared then walked away but suddenly Gryoine stepped forth. “Hello Jared,” Gryoine greeted. *** Hours later Will and Riolu were sitting around a fire. “It’s a shame that those two couldn’t see it in our perspective. What losses,” sighed Will. “Yeah man, great ‘best friends’ they are if they are unwilling to compromise,” Riolu stated. “Well dude it was fun chilling with you but I gotta head to Oreburgh now. Later,” responded Will. "Wait dude aren’t you forgetting someone you met us with?” Riolu asked. “Oh right,” responded Will as he took out his Pokéball, “nope Chimchar is still there. Thank Arceus.” “Well Ima go now. Later Riolu,” nodded Will. However, Gryoine sat down by the fire. “Would you mind it if I joined in your group?” Gryoine asked. *** “Wait….Gryoine knows my name. GRYOINE KNOWS MY NAME!” Jared freaked out. “Dear Arceus man he’s just a person,” remarked Elekid. “IT’S GRYOINE! THE LEGENDARY CONTEST BATTLER! THE ONE WHO DEFEATED…her,” said Jared as his face turned to utter hate. “Yes yes yes it is I. I now am aware you are quite a fan of myself,” Gryoine noted. “A fan!? You were my inspiration man!” Jared screamed. “Ah,” stated Gry. “So how do you know this idiot anyways?” Elekid asked. “I first saw him when he was insulting a friend of mine. It was really quite harsh,” Gryoine answered. “Wait…you’re friends with Mug!? Great now I have to be friends with her ugh. Anyways I’m sooo sorry I didn’t mean to do that I know it was a jerky thing of me to do. Even Will pointed it out,” Jared responded. “Will was incorrect. She needed to hear that. Mug has a stubborn attitude where facts do not get through to her unless she hears it from someone else. Believe me what you so boldly told her was necessary,” Gryoine explained. “Yeah Will can be a bit of a jerk,” Jared responded. “That’s no way to treat your best friend,” Gryoine answered. “We were best friends for like five minutes. Now he can rot in the Distortion World for all I care,” bitterly remarked Jared. "I observed your argument, which is actually the reason why I followed you,” responded Gry. “YOU WANT TO TRAVEL WITH ME INSTEAD? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” yelled Jared. “It is not a wise option for people who participate in the same thing to travel together. I am afraid I have to deny that assumption,” answered Gry. “So why are you here?” asked Jared. “To bring you two together. Traveling with gym battlers is the best way for novice co-ordinators to improve, which is good for my competition,” stated Gry. “Gry I respect you and all but no way I am travelling with him. He won’t recognize that his attitude towards Elekid and Riolu’s fight is utter Trubbish. He’s wrong and I will not travel with such person,” stated Jared. “You cannot be so black and white about this Jared,” responded Gry. “So what should I do then?” Jared asked. *** “Oh it’s Jared’s Arceus,” remarked Will. “Yes it is I,” Gryoine answered. Will then asked Gryoine the same questions that Jared did but also praised Will for his willingness (heh) to defend Mug from Jared but explained to Will what he had told Jared. “But here’s the thing Gry, Jared won’t change his stance and he’s being completely stubborn. I can’t get through to him so I’m not sure what is the point of bothering,” explained Will. “You have to see his point of view, the fact of the matter is Riolu did do something wrong. You can justify it whatever way you wish but it is wrong,” stated Gryoine. “So what should I do then?” Will asked. *** As the sun began to set, Jared and Will then met up in the same field as before with Gry in tow. “Jared, I am really sorry for calling you stubborn. You are right with the fact that Riolu’s adultery is wrong,” Will apologized. “And I am sorry for being so stubborn about it. There were other factors,” Jared apologized. “Best friends forever?” Will asked. “Best friends forever!” Jared responded as the two shook hands. “But what about Elekid and Riolu? How do we solve their problem?” Will asked. “Similarly to how you two resolved your issues. Bring in a third party,” stated Gry. *** “I’LL KILL YOU!” shouted Elekid as it ran towards Riolu with a Thunder Punch. “Dude please calm down!” pleaded Riolu. “Stop you two!” shouted Jared as Elekid and Riolu turned towards Will, Jared, and Gryoine. “Hmph, you two solved your issues already. That was quick,” bitterly remarked Elekid. “Can you stop being a jerk for once in your life?” stated a feminine voice. “Wait…YOU BROUGHT HER!?” shouted Elekid as another Elekid with a bow in her plug…. “C’mon! Just take that thing off and stick it in an outlet!” went Jared’s dex. …stepped in front of Jared, Will, and Gry. “Yes. She is here to assist in aiding the two of you to communicate,” stated Gryoine. “Elekid, it was wrong of me to cheat I am really sorry. We had huge issues and that was a cowardly way to resolve it,” apologized the Bow-Elekid. “Hmph,” Elekid responded. “You can be mad at me but please don’t take it out on Riolu. I practically forced him,” Bow-Elekid stated. “See Elekid? Please be cool with me,” stated Riolu. “AND YOU! You were not justified in any means. You could have noticed I was in a vulnerable place but you took advantage of me. You should have prioritized your best friendship over getting some,” yelled Bow-Elekid. “Yeah you’re right,” Riolu agreed. “Well you’ve served your purpose, bye now!” shouted Jared at Bow-Elekid as he kicked her away. “Elekid, I’m sorry for being such a pig and giving in to my senses. I should have really thought of our friendship more,” apologized Riolu. “Riolu…I’m very stubborn and I’ll try to work on that. Sorry for getting mad at you, you’re only human,” apologized Riolu. “Best friends forever?” Riolu asked. “Best friends forever!” Elekid responded as the two shook hands. “Déjá Vu,” remarked Jared. “Hey Elekid, I think it’s time,” Riolu said. “You think? Fine I guess we could do worse,” Elekid responded. “For what?” Jared asked. “Ever since our parents were caught we’ve always been in the wild by ourselves. But I think it’s time for that to stop,” Riolu explained. “You want us to catch you?” Jared asked. “Sure!” responded Will. The two best friends took out their pokéballs and threw them at the two best friends. Jared caught Riolu and Will caught Elekid. “Wait a second. Would it not have made more sense for Jared to catch Elekid and Will to catch Riolu? You did form a bond with each other’s Pokémon after all,” reasoned Gry. “Oh yeah how stupid were we?” Jared asked. “Yeah I mean I like Riolu, you like Elekid. Why didn’t we put two and two together?” Will asked. “Yeah silly us,” Jared responded. The three of them then went to a nearby Pokémon Center and traded Pokémon. “Well that solves that silly screw up,” Will remarked. “So Gry would you like to travel with us? We are going to Oreburgh City,” Jared invited. “Afraid not. As I said previously, it is unwise for two people of the same goal to travel together. Besides I have no interest in going to Oreburgh City. I will return to Jubilife and remain there,” Gry stated. “Okay man, hopefully I’ll see you at the next contest!” Jared asked. “Yes I will be there,” responded Gry. “Cannot wait!” yelled Jared. Gry then smiled and exited the Pokémon Center. Travis then barged in with his shirt half ripped off and his pants having holes in them. There were deep scratch marks on Travis's bare chest. “Travis…what happened to you?” Jared asked. “DEAR ARCEUS MAN I WAS ABDUCTED BY THIS CRAZY POKÉMON…” “Travis, Jared just asked to be courteous. We don’t actually care,” interrupted Will. Edited by Nothingjustgo, Jun 23 2015, 02:09 PM.
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| Nothingjustgo | Feb 21 2014, 02:25 PM Post #6 |
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The Superiorite
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“Elekid shoot Riolu with a Shock Wave!” cried Jared. “Riolu, Dig out of the way,” Will retorted. Elekid then shot a wave of electricity at Riolu as it dug underneath the ground. “You’re forgetting something Will…” reminded Jared. “Nope. Chuck Testa,” responded Will, “BULLET PUNCH!” Underneath the ground the wave of electricity chased after Riolu, but its fist then turned into metal as it drilled its way through the ground while the wave followed. “RESURFACE!” Will yelled. Riolu then shot out of the ground, hitting Elekid as the wave chased it and also zapped into Elekid. “AHAHAHAHAHA OWNED!” yelled Riolu as it watched its friend being zapped. “I’LL KILL YOU!” screamed Elekid. “Dual Chop!” yelled Jared as Elekid’s fists glowed blue as it slammed it into Riolu. “Okay, I think that’s enough,” Travis stated. “Yeah we don’t wanna faint our Pokémon on the first battle,” agreed Jared. “Riolu return,” shouted Will for some reason. “You know I never get why we say that,” responded Jared as he clicked a button on his Pokéball. Two red beams shot out of Will and Jared’s Pokéballs, but Riolu and Elekid just jumped out of the way. “Yeah…I don’t think so. We don’t roll that way,” stated Riolu. “Really? Why not?” Jared asked. “Pokéballs SUCK! And that’s all we’ll say on that matter,” Elekid stated. “So wait, does that mean you guys wanna be…” said Jared as he began to trail off. “What are you doing?” Will asked confused. “Is there something wrong with him?” Travis responded with his thick welsh accent. Heehee his lines are a lot more entertaining if you read it in his welsh accent like I do. Seriously try it. “Just wait for it,” responded Jared, “So what you’re saying you two is that you wanna be…” Chapter 5: Pokémon Followers “Damnit I thought I heavily implied we aren’t gonna do any fourth wall jokes a few chapters ago. Damnit now I’m doing it,” grumbled Will. “Oh who cares let’s just have fun with it, shouldn’t we?” responded Travis. Arceus, I love your welsh accent Travis, especially when you sound annoyed. “Thanks narrator!” thanked Travis. “Oh no problem,” I replied. Wait, why am I quoting myself? “Anyways 4th wall shenanigans aside, so you two wanna be Chapter 5: Pokémon Followers?” Jared asked. “Sure, we’d love to be Chapter 5: Pokémon Followers,” responded Riolu. “What’s a Chapter 5: Pokémon Followers?” asked Travis. “A Chapter 5: Pokémon Followers is when Pokémon stay out of their Pokéballs and walk with their trainer,” explained Jared. “Oh cool. Won’t that be annoying sometimes to remember they’re there? I mean the narrator has trouble giving me lines as it is,” Travis remarked. “Eh if I forget we’ll just pretend they’re always there and I’ll mention them once or twice. But hopefully I won’t do that!” I responded. DAMNIT I’m doing it again. Anyways…on with the plot. Anyways nearby two poachers were spying on Will, Jared and Travis. “Laugh laugh laugh it appears these two have Chapter 5: Pokémon Followers, that’ll make them easier to poach,” laughed the first Poacher, Poacher A. “Wait remind me again, why are we spying on three kids?” laughed Poacher B, the second one fi you were too stupid to realize. “Not sure, we were just in this spot and we saw these two kids walk by and establish that they now have Chapter 5: Pokémon Followers,” A answered. “I’ve always wondered. Where did our life go A, what happened to us? Where did we meet?” wondered B… (Flashba- “No we are not doing this now. Some other time maybe we’ll reflect on our past…maybe,” Poacher A answered. “So yeah...let’s steal this Elekid and Riolu shall we?” stated B. *** ‘Oreburgh City, the city of energy’. Mug read a sign. “Excuse me miss, would you like a Pokémon battle?” asked a random girl. “A battle with you? No thanks,” responded Mug. “Wow miss you are quite rude,” stated the kid. “Pshh is that the best insult you got?” laughed Mug. “No…but your face is!” yelled the girl. “What’s your name, little girl?” asked Mug in a condescending tone. “Emily, what’s yours?” responded Emily. “Mug,” answered Mug. “Wow what a stupid name. You’re stupid!” insulted the girl. “Actually it’s a nickname for-you know what forget it you aren’t worth my time,” said Mug as she began to walk off. “Hah! You can’t handle a little girl,” taunted the girl. “Oh…you’re gonna get it. LET’S GO!” screamed Mug as she sent out her Yanma. “Knew it would work,” giggled the girl. “You’re a little devil aren’t you…” Mug said *** “So…” started Jared. “So….” Continued Will. “So…” stated Travis. “Okay so there’s five of us traveling towards a city. It’s a bit crowded but that’s not weird at all right?” Riolu asked. “Oh just be quiet,” shouted Elekid. “So Will, I figured once we arrived in Oreburgh we’d take it easy for a few days. See the museum and stuff then you and Travis can do your gym battles?” Jared suggested. “Don’t you have a contest soon man?” Will asked. “No word on where the next contest is being located. For now we can just chill out,” responded Jared. “Okay that sounds good. So I’ll go first then you Travis?” Will asked. “Will this might be a problem. I also want to do my gym battle first so therefore we should have a Pokémon battle to decide who goes first!” Travis suggested. “Yeah…I don’t see the point on that. You can just go first,” offered Will. “But I wanna battle,” pouted Travis. You know Travis whining in a welsh accent is hard to picture. “I AM BORED!” shouted Elekid. “Elekid, we’re trying to work out some trainer stuff. Just relax and walk with us,” Jared told Elekid. “Yeah man that isn’t gonna fly with us. We’d like to talk things with you guys too,” Riolu stated. “Well you’re gonna have to accept it,” Will responded, “you’re our Pokémon now and since you don’t wanna be in your Pokéballs you’ll have to comply.” “That doesn’t sound very fair,” protested Elekid. “Too bad,” Will responded. Suddenly Will looked into the distance and saw something headed towards them. As it headed towards them it began to take shape in Will’s vision. “LOOK OUT!” screamed Will as he jumped in front of Riolu. A metal claw then jammed in Will’s stomach as he fell backwards. “Will, are you okay?” Riolu asked. “WHO ARE YOU GUYS? SHOW YOURSELVES,” screamed Jared. A laugh was heard as Poacher A and B jumped out. “While I appreciate the answer to my second question, I found it was quite rude of you guys not to answer my first; who are you guys?” Jared shouted. “Oh we’re just simple innocent poachers, here to steal your Pokémon,” explained B with an innocent face, “SO GIVE THEM TO US.” “Yeah…I don’t think so. Riolu destroy the claw with Force Palm,” shouted Will. Riolu then leaped at the claw with its palm and shattered it. “Torchic, just so I can be useful can we send them away with an Ember?” Travis asked as he sent out his Torchic. It then shot Embers at Poacher A and B. “OW OW OW OW!” screamed A as the two Poacher’s ran away. “Well that takes care of that,” Will stated, “let’s move on.” “I’m not sure about that,” stated Elekid. “Yeah guys as long as we are Chapter 5: Pokémon Followers,” they’re gonna keep coming back and trying to poach us.” “So we should probably return you two to your balls,” stated Jared. “Yeah…not gonna happen,” said Elekid, “we like it out here.” “You can’t just expect us to continuously guard you, they can come at any time!” protested Jared. “Sucks,” responded Elekid. “I’m bored,” randomly stated Travis in his welsh accent. See? That’s funny. *** “Jigglypuff let’s go!” shouted Emily as she sent out her puffball. “Ahahaha Jigglypuff that’s it?” Mug laughed, “Yanma use a Leech Life.” “Jigglypuff use a Disarming Voice,” responded Emily. “HAH! You’re gonna cry to get me to stop Leach Lifing you? Pathetic,” remarked Mug. “Nope. Chuck Testa,” replied the girl. Yanma then flapped its way towards Jigglypuff and stuck its mouth on the puffballs body, but Jigglypuff let out a “Jiggly” which caused Yanma to be knocked back. Mug was confused as Yanma panted. It should have been healthy due to gaining some of Jigglypuff’s health. “Silly Mug, you silly silly girl. Jigglypuff is a fairy Pokémon. Bug’s don’t do much to them,” said Emily with her nice face. However it turned to a sour expression, “NOW ROLLOUT!” Jigglypuff then began to roll towards Yanma. “Yanma use an Air Cutter to knock it away!” shouted Mug. Yanma then blew a strong gale towards Jigglypuff as it was sent into the sky. Jigglypuff began to land like a deflated balloon, flopping in the air. “Now Wing Attack it,” yelled Mug. “Dazzling Gleam,” responded Emily. As Yanma began to fly towards Jigglypuff, there was a bright light which stopped Yanma in its place as it fell towards the ground. It got up, looking really weak. “You’re losing to a little girl. How sad,” taunted Emily *** “Goodnight Travis,” said Will and Jared to Travis. “Guys they’re your Pokémon, why do I have to keep watch?” Travis whined. “Oh stop being a baby,” Jared told Travis as Will and Jared took out their unmentioned purchased tents and went in and slept. Elekid and Riolu joined their respective trainers. “Stupid Will and Jared stupid stupid stupid,” said Traivs, “oh well if they trust me I better do my job pro-” Travis then fell immediately asleep. “Where…where am I?” asked Riolu a couple hours later. He woke up to see he was in a dark room in a cage. “That idiot Travis, he must have fallen asleep and the poachers somehow managed to grab us without us noticing. Weird stuff,” remarked Elekid. Poacher A and B stepped forth in front of the cage. “Now you’re ours forever!” laughed A. “Wait a second…what are you gonna do with us anyway?” asked Riolu. “We aren’t exactly sure,” responded B. “WE DIDN’T THINK THAT FAR AHEAD, OKAY?” remarked A. “Point is you’re here forever. There’s no way your trainers would be able to find you,” taunted B. Suddenly Riolu slammed the bars with a Power-Up Punch as they shattered. Elekid and Riolu began to run. “COME BACK HERE YOU TWO,” shouted Poacher B as they chased Elekid and Riolu. *** “Yanma, shoot a Sonicboom at Jigglypuff,” shouted Mug. Yanma then shot a wave of sound (can you shoot a wave of sound?) at the Jigglypuff. “Jigglypuff, use a Rollout to get out of the way,” responded Emily. Jigglpuff then began to roll to dodge the wave of sound. “Now attack Yanma with it,” continued Emily. Jigglypuff rolled towards Yanma. “Yanma, STEEL WING,” responded Mug. Yanma’s wings then turned into steel as it swiped by Jigglypuff. Jigglypuff then stopped rolling. “Ugh,” screamed Jigglypuff with a blank expression on its face. It then fell to the ground, fainted. “JIGGLYPUFF!” screamed Emily as she rushed towards Jigglypuff, “noooo.” Emily then began to cry. Mug looked confused at how such a strong girl could get so sad easily. *** “Oh goodness oh goodness,” panicked Travis. Suddenly Jared yawned and got up. “Best. Dream. Ever. Travis….you died!” explained Jared. “Jared…I lost the Pokémon. I think the poachers nabbed them. I’m so sorry,” apologized Travis. “DAMNIT TRAVIS YOU HAD ONE JOB!” screamed Jared. Suddenly, Elekid and Riolu ran by. “GET BACK HERE,” screamed a poacher. They then ran forward only to face Travis and Jared. “Uh oh,” said Poacher B. “Torchic, Flame Charge!” yelled Travis. Torchic then ran towards the poachers as it lit up and collided into them sending them flying into the air. “They’ll be back,” remarked Jared. “How? They were sent FLYING IN THE AIR. How could they possibly survive?” wondered Travis. *** As Mug looked at Emily cry, confused at how a tough girl could break so easily she wasn’t sure how to react. In fact, I’m not sure how she should react. There’s the funny way, or the touching way. Let’s go with the funny way first: “HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA I FINALLY BEAT YOU. SEE YOU’RE A LITTLE GIRL AND I AM A STRONG WOMAN. TAKE THAT!’” taunted Mug. Emily just cried longer as a crowd began to gather around her. “I WON YOU LOST I WON YOU LOST!” sang Mug. “Wow! She’s making fun of a sweet innocent girl,” said one of the observer. “SHE’S NOT SWEET AND INNOCENT. SHE’S THE DEVIL!” screamed Mug. “Wow you’re sad lady,” said another observer. “OH COME ON!” screamed Mug. There’s also the touching way. It’s up to you to decide which ending you prefer to this plot: “Emily…I’m sorry for making you cry. I didn’t mean to take it that far,” apologized Mug. “It’s…okay. I just get into things easily and always expect to come out of them clean. I didn’t realize someone strong like you could take down my Jigglypuff,” responded Emily as she began to sniff her tears. “Your Pokémon went down in one hit while my Yanma endured many. It is incredibly fast though so maybe you should work on its endurance,” commented Mug. “Thank you,” thanked Emily as she hugged Mug. Mug looked around awkwardly. She wasn’t used to such sincerity but she decided to go with it. It’s what Emily needed. *** “…Damnit Travis I thought we could count on you!” screamed Jared. “It’s not his fault. It’s hard to guard your Pokémon all the time if it is Chapter 5: Pokémon Followers,” said Will as he walked towards them. “Yeah maybe they should be inside their ball,” sighed Jared, “Pokémon aren’t meant to always be out.” “NOT GONNA HAPPEN,” screamed Elekid. “Let’s make something clear. You two are OUR Pokémon, what we say goes,” yelled Jared. “Will, Jared, that might not be necessary,” stated Travis. “Why not? How would you know?” Will responded in a condescending manner. “I’m not sure, but Riolu and Elekid seem to be competent enough to look after themselves. I mean they managed to escape the poachers without your help at all,” defended Travis. “Yeah we did fine yo. Chapter 5: Pokémon Followers are only bad if the Pokémon itself is weak but Elekid and I have spent years defending ourselves in the wild. If we ever get lost we’ll always come back,” explained Riolu. “Okay fine. You two can stay out of your balls, but you better behave,” said Jared. “Those poachers, I get the feeling we’re gonna see them a lot in our journey,” remarked Will. “So why are we going after a bunch of children continuously anyways? Isn’t there far more valuable Pokémon to poach?” B asked, far away from Will, Jared, and Travis. “B WOULD YOU JUST STOP BEING SUCH…you know what you aren’t even worth it,” responded A. “And how do we get all these gadgets so quick anyways and always fail?” B asked as A’s face started to erupt in anger. “And more importantly, are we just by ourselves or do we work for someone?” asked B. “WE ARE TWO INDEPENDENT PEOPLE THAT JUST LIKE TERROIZING THE SAME GROUP OF KIDS OVER AND OVER AGAIN, CAN YOU JUST ACCEPT THAT?” screamed A. “It’s not very interesting,” remarked B. “Yeah well…you’re gonna have to deal with it. Not everything is gonna be interesting you know,” stated A. Edited by Nothingjustgo, Jun 23 2015, 02:11 PM.
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The Superiorite
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“OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!” OMG’d Travis. “Travis, why are you OMGing?” Jared inquired. “Yeah you aren’t supposed to feel any sort of positive emotion around us,” remarked Will. “GUYS!!!! We’re here!” shouted Travis as he stared at the city below the hill they were standing on. Why are cities always below hills? “First stop the gym battle, then to the Sinnoh League. Then I Travis will be the Sinnoh Champion!” screamed Travis. “Ugh Sinnoh Champion, I hate that title for some reason,” muttered Will. “C’mon guys, there’s nothing that can stop us!” screamed Travis. “Everyone, get him!” shouted a voice. Travis then looked around and didn’t see anything. “One two, go!” Travis stared around confuse. “Who’s shouting?” wondered Travis. “Look above you maggot!” Suddenly Travis looked up to see a whole flock of Starly circling him. “Ahahahaha you’re just a bunch of puny birds, you can’t hurt me!” taunted Travis. “Orly?” asked a random Noctowl. “Get out of our flock you do not belong here,” shouted the Starly that was yelling at Travis before. “Okay,” sadly responded the Noctowl. “Anyway ya think you can just be fearless of us? The Starly squad will show him. GO GO GO. 1 2 3 MOVE!” shouted a Starly. Suddenly the Starly’s all rushed at Travis. “AHHHHHHHH!” screamed Travis. As Will and Jared were dying of laughter, they stopped being able to spot Travis and instead all they saw was a crowd of Starly’s as they closed in on their victim. Chapter 6: Starly Harassment “C’mon guys let’s go!” screamed Travis as he was rushing to the Oreburgh Gym all bruised and scratched. “Travis are you sure you want to battle the gym already?” asked Will. “Yeah man didn’t you just got beat up by a bunch of Starly’s?” Jared wondered. “I’ll be fine fellas as long as nothing else happens to me,” screamed Travis. “Oh now he’s done it,” mentioned Will to Jared. “ONE TWO THREE GO!” A whole bunch of Starly’s then swooped down and attacked Travis. *** “Okay…maybe after I rest for a bit we can battle,” said Travis as Will and Jared were walking to the Pokémon center, and once again, Travis was hobbling They then entered the center when they saw their female, brown-haired, acquaintance – Mug. “WE ARE NOT ACQUAINTANCES!” screamed Jared. “Why is it we keep meeting in Pokémon Centers?” remarked Mug. But before she could continue her thought Travis rushed up to her. “MUG!!!!!!!! WE MEET AGAIN! Hellooooooooooooooooooo,” greeted Travis ever so smoothly. “Why is he all hurt?” asked Mug looking at Will and Jared. “Starly’s,” remarked Will. “Well that’s unfortunate,” remarked Mug. “Oh well it’s timeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee for us!” screamed Travis. “ONE TWO THRE GO!”. A whole bunch of Starly’s then flew into the Pokémon Center and attacked Travis. “Maybe…tomorrow,” weakly stated Travis. *** “Okay Torchic we gotta be prepared for the gym. Let’s train!” screamed Travis, “Mug would you care to help me?” “Not a chance,” replied Mug. “Okay ugh, Jared, you help,” asked Travis. “Fiiiiiiiiiine,” replied Jared. “Okay Torchic let’s go!” screamed Travis as he threw out his Pokéball and Torchic came out. “Elekid wanna battle?” asked Jared. “Nope,” replied Elekid. “Okay Turtwig let’s go!” screamed Jared as his Turtwig came out. “Torchic use a Quick Attack to get to Turtwig,” commanded Travis. “Turtwig, Withdraw!” replied Jared. As Torchic raced towards Turtwig it quickly retreated into its shell and the chicken just bonked its head on it. “Perfect,” smirked Travis, “NOW up close and personal. Slam it with a Flame Charge!” “Turtwig Synthesize to reduce damage!” screamed Jared. However, before Turtwig could even get out of its shell Torchic slammed it with a fiery dash knocking it in the air. “Now with your extra speed, use a Peck!” screamed Travis. Torchic then began to run after the Withdrawn Turtwig as it was flying in the air. With flames pushing it forward, it eventually arrived underneath the shell then jumped upwards above the shell and Pecked it into the ground. “Owwwwwwwww,” moaned Turtwig as it got out of its shell. “Ember,” said Travis. Torchic then began to load up an Ember. “Turtwig don’t panic!” screamed Jared. “Why not?” asked Turtwig. “Because…” started Jared. “ONE TWO THREE GO!” A bunch of Starly’s then attacked Travis. *** “Okay this is getting old,” stated Travis. “ONE TWO THREE GO!” “AHHHH!” screamed Travis. “That was me Travis, I just wanted to make you scared,” explained Mug. “ONE TWO THREE GO!” “MUG THAT IS NOT FUNNY!” screamed Travis. However, a bunch of Starly’s attacked Travis. *** “O-o-okay, this is the perfect place to train,” weakly muttered Travis as he pointed to the warehouse they were in front. ‘Oreburgh Warehouse, the place which is abandoned for some reason’ read a sign. “ONE TWO THREE GO!” As a bunch of Starly’s swooped down towards Jared, Will, Mug, and Travis, Travis quickly ran into the warehouse and closed the door. However, Will and Mug shrugged at each other as Will opened the door. The Starly’s flew in and attacked Travis. “OH COME ON!” screamed Travis, “I-I-can’t go on like this!” Travis then ran away crying as the Starly’s chased him. He then ran towards the Oreburgh Mines and hid behind a rock. “He must be near, get ‘em troops!” yelled the commander Starly. Travis then began to shudder as he sat behind the rock. “Bombs away men, BOMBS AWAY!” yelled the commander Starly. They all began to flap their wings and caused a huge whirlwind, screwing up all the miner’s jobs and causing their machinery to kill many and effectively do millions of dollars of damage. “There he is!” screamed a Starly as they noticed Travis being blown away. The Starly’s then dove towards him. “You can’t catch me if I keep running!” screamed Travis. He then began to run into the mines as the Starly’s followed him. Travis kept running and running. Eventually he stopped and panted and the Starly's were beginning to catch up. “Gotta…keep…running” said Travis to himself as he panted. He then continued to run but began to slow down. He wasn’t sure why. However, he looked downwards and saw there was nothing behind him! Behind him, he noticed there was a cliff behind him that he must have ran off of. Panicked, he continued to move his legs, somehow propelling him forward. As he was about to reach the other side of the crevice, his legs slowed down and eventually halted. “Uh oh,” read the sign that Travis stuck up. He then fell towards the ground. “Meep meep” went a Starly. “What is wrong with this one? Get him out of here men!” screamed the commander Starly as they all MURDERED it. *** “I…can’t…take this you guys,” Travis breathed as once again as he was sitting in yet another hospital bed. He then looked towards the tray of food in his lap. “WHO CARES!?” replied Will and Jared. “Hey I care!” objected Mug. “Really? YOU of all people?” questioned Jared. “Nope,” replied Mug. “Oh you guys are the best!” replied Travis with glee. He then opened his apple juice but instead a whole bunch of Starly’s flew out and began to attack him! *** “Owwwwwwwwwwwwwww,” moaned Travis as he left the hospital with Will, Jared and Mug. “When will this be over with so I can battle my gym, when!!?!?!?” cried Travis. “NEVER MAGGOT. ONE TWO THREE GO GO GO!”. A whole flock of Starly’s then flew after Travis. “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” screamed Travis as he began to run, “wait that didn’t work last time.” Desperately he began to claw his way underground with his nails bleeding viciously (he must have been digging really quickly if he had been avoiding the Starly’s) and arrived underground. “Phew,” sighed Travis. But if this chapter taught us, any time he is safe there is more danger. Suddenly he noticed a bunch of lava rising his way. “OH ARCEUS OH ARCEUS OH ARCEUS DID I REALLY DIG THAT FAR!?” screamed Travis. However, as the lava was about to hit him instead a whole bunch of Starly’s flew out and attacked him. “OH ARCEUS DAMNIT!” screamed Travis as he did a Spring Jump from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door and jumped out of the hole. As Travis landed at the top of the hole he began to bawl, “GUYS WHY WON’T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?” he said as tears were running down his cheeks. “Don’t you get it maggot, you’re weak. You’re pathetic, and all you’re good for is a floor mat. Throughout the rest of the journey I will always be there to attack you!” screamed Commander Starly, “ONE TWO THERE GO!” “AHHHHHHHHHH!” screamed Travis as he ran into the Oreburgh Museum (showing off landmarks in the games is fun!) and slammed the door shut. It was dark, Travis couldn't see anything. “Now where’s the light switch?” wondered Travis, “OH ARCEUS I’M GOING INSANE I’M TALKING TO MYSELF” He then flicked on the light switch. “OH ARCEUS OH ARCEUS OH ARCEUS OH ARCEUS OH ARCEUS!” screamed Travis as he looked around and saw the sign that said ‘Oreburgh Museum – Clown Section’. He looked around and saw all the pictures of clown, with most being evil looking for some reason. “AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” yelled who do you think? You know what for now on when someone is screaming it is Travis unless I say so. That goes for the rest of this story. Travis then sprinted out of the museum. “ONE TWO THREE GO!” Travis then ran into the forest he was earlier and hid behind the tree. To his distance he saw Sneasel staring at him. The Sneasel then put its claws in front of its eyes pointing at them and then pointed at Travis. Travis then screamed as he ran back towards Oreburgh. “ONE TWO THREE GO!” Travis then ran behind a building but saw a Starly. He then took off. “Mommy why did the kid freak out?” asked a little boy holding a Starly balloon. “Because he’s clearly afraid of you,” responded the mother, “seriously you’re a pretty ugly kid.” “ONE TWO THREE GO” Travis then ran into a police station. “Please officer you gotta help me I’m being harassed by group of Starly’s,” said Travis afraid. “We know,” responded an officer, “ONE TWO THREE GO!” The officer’s skin then disappeared as a bunch of Starly’s flew out and attacked Travis. Travis ran out of the police station. “ONE TWO THREE GO” “ONE TWO THREE GO” “ONE TWO THREE GO” Everywhere Travis went the Starly’s followed. He even decided to flee towards Hoenn and live at home for the rest of his life, but his parents were Starly’s. He then ran towards Oreburgh and arrived by Jared, Will, and Mug. “Still bothering you eh?” Will asked. Travis was too catatonic to respond. “Excuse me sir we’ve gotten several reports of you screaming around the city. You are a public disturbance; you’re going to have to come with me,” said an officer as he approached Travis. “OH ARCEUS ANOTHER ONE” screamed Travis as he fell to the floor in a fetal position. “Is he okay?” the officer asked to Mug, Jared, and Will. “Nope, he’s extremely mentally disturbed,” responded Jared. “I recommend you lock him up right now,” Will added. “Crazyyyyyyy,” said Mug as she twirled a finger by her ear. “Nooo they keep attacking me! The Starly’s man the Starly’s!” screamed Travis. “Do Starly’s keep attacking him?” asked the officer. “Nope,” responded Jared. “We have no clue what he’s talking about,” Will added. “Crazyyyyyyy,” said Mug as she continued to twirl a finger by her ear. The officer then grabbed Travis as a ambulance came. Travis was tied to a gurney and shoved into an ambulance. “HELLLLLLLLLLLLP!” yelled Travis as he was being wheeled in. *** “At least…they can finally…stop bothering me,” said Travis to himself as he began to rock in his straight jacket. Knock knock knock Travis then looked around. Knock knock knock Travis couldn’t hear anything. Was he really going crazy? Knock knock knock “I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS,” screamed Walter White. Yeah you knew this joke was coming. Anyway Walt’s attention got Travis to notice the window and saw a Starly pecking its beak at the glass window. It then smirked evily. “ONE TWO THREE GO!” The Starly’s rushed through the window (with the glass killing a few of them) and started pecking Travis. “OH ARCEUS OH ARCEUS OH ARCEUS!” Travis then began to squirm as the Starly’s attacked him. He could not do anything about it. But slowly he could feel his straightjacket becoming looser. Eventually the jacket broke as Travis sprinted out of the institution and back into the street where he saw, once again, Jared, Will and Mug walking by. “Wait a second why have I been hanging out with you guys?” wondered Mug. Travis then fell to his knees right in front of them as the Starly’s hovered over him. “I give up. Just kill me already,” Travis said depressingly. “Oh my Arceus you’re so pathetic,” Travis turned around to see Mug talking, “just stop being a baby and stand up for yourself.” Stand up for yourself Stand up for yourself The words got in Travis’s head. “Stand…up…for myself,” stated Travis, “stand up for myself!” Travis then stood up…for himself. “Torchic go!” screamed Travis as Torchic popped out of its Pokéball. “ONE TWO THREE GO!” screamed the Starly’s as they all flew in. “Torchic, stop em with a Double Team and Ember!” commanded Travis. Torchic then cloned itself as they all shot Embers. “DON’T BACK DOWN TROOPS, GET ‘EM!” screamed Commander Starly. But the Starly’s were all busy being hit. “Now Fire Pledge them all to hell!” continued Travis. Torchic then screamed as columns of fire erupted surrounding the chicken. They all managed to knock the Starly’s away. “AHAHAHA no more bothering me!” screamed Travis. “ONE TWO THREE GO!” A lone Starly then crashed into Travis’s head – Commander Starly. “Ya think you can just get rid of us! I told you, I’ll be with you forever,” stated Commander Starly. “Torchic, Flame Charge!” yelled Travis. Torchic began to ignite as it rushed towards the Starly. “NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER SURRENDER!” replied Commander Starly as it charged at Torchic with a Wing Attack. The two birds then collided as they both dropped to the ground. Torchic got up as its eyes glowed and it erupted in flames. “Ya think you can beat me? Hahaha! You are nothing but a maggot!” Commander Starly taunted. “EMBER!” Torchic then shot massive flames at Commander Starly as it stuck up a sign that said ‘Uh oh’. It then got hit. When the flames cleared, Commander Starly was fainted. It soon regained conscious. “Starly is unable to battle! The winner of this was Travis and his Torchic!” screamed Riolu. Oh so THAT’S the point of refs, to do my job! Okay they can stay. “Psh I may be unable to battle but I will be soon,” stated Starly. “Yeah for me,” responded Travis, “You say you’ll be with me forever?” “Oh no there’s no way…” “Will follow me across my journey always being there?” continued Travis as he took out a Pokéball. “I will not I REPEAT I will not join you floor mat…” said Starly. “Well fine then,” stated Travis continuing his sentence earlier. He then threw his Pokéball. “I ! WILL! NOT! BE! YOUR POK-”. However, the Starly then got sucked in by Travis’s Pokéball. The Pokéball wiggled once. “C’monnn,” said Travis. The Pokéball wiggled twice. “Almost there….” continued Travis The Pokéball wiggled thrice. “Being dramatic is fun!” said Travis with glee. And then the Pokéball clicked. “YOU’RE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” stated Travis. And with that, the harassment was over. *** Jared, Will, Travis, and Mug were all sitting around a Pokémon Center. “To my Starly!” said Travis as he raised his unmentioned glass filled with soda. “To my Elekid!” continued Jared. “To my Riolu!” remarked Will. “And to my…oh wait I’ve had two Pokémon for a while,” laughed Mug. “Anyway gentlemen with my second Pokémon caught and that whole ordeal done with. It’s finally time for me to get my first gym badge. First stop, Oreburgh Gym, next the Sinnoh League and finally…the world,” Travis said proudly. (The Pinky, the Pinky and the Brain Brain Brain Brain...) Edited by Nothingjustgo, Jun 23 2015, 02:12 PM.
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“So where would you like to dine, Ponyta?” Gryoine asked his Ponyta. “You do know I am only out of my Pokéball so you can have someone to talk to, right? I mean screw subtext,” remarked Ponyta. “Ooh this seems promising,” stated Gryoine looking at a five star restaurant in Jubilife City. He then entered the restaurant and asked for a table. Gryoine then sat at his table while someone else sat at the table behind him and began to stare. Gry then looked at the clock and read ‘4:00 PM’. “Just in time for dinner,” Gryoine said to Ponyta. *** “Ah, Oreburgh gym. Time for my first badge,” said Travis to Will and Jared. They then entered the building and saw a large canyon-like battlefield with rock spikes poking up surrounding it. “Umm…Travis I think this is a rock gym,” said Jared. “I know, your point?” Travis asked. “YOUR TWO ONLY POKÉMON ARE WEAK TO ROCK IDIOT, you’re screwed!” stated Elekid. “Guys, don’t you worry about that. I got this,” stated Travis as he smiled. “Hello challenger I am Roark of Oreburgh City Gym. Would you like a challenge?” said a man with glasses on his face and a brown helmet over his thick brown hair. “Sure, let’s do this!” screamed Travis. “This battle will be a 2 v 2 battle between Travis from Fallarbor Town and Roark from Oreburgh City. Only the challenger may use substitutions. With that said, let the battle begin!” declared a voice. “Uhhh where did that come from?” Will asked confused as him, Jared, Elekid, and Riolu headed to the bleachers. “Oh that’s my ref,” replied Roark. “Where dude?” Riolu asked as he looked around confused. “Right there silly!” Roark stated as he pointed at a rock. “You have a talking rock as a referee?” Travis asked confused. “Yeah is there anything wrong with that, hmmmmmm? Are you a rockophobe?” Roark asked. “No no no! I am just confused!” Travis protested. “No that’s not okay! You can’t just hate things for what they are, it’s wrong!” screamed Roark. “No it’s just unusual!” Travis explained. “So being a rock is unusual? It’s this kind of thinking which caused rocks to be mistreated,” cried Roark. “Roark please; I didn’t know!” Travis pleaded. “Whatever dude,” replied Roark. Travis and Roark then got out their Pokéballs. “LET’S DO THIS!” they both shouted. Chapter 7: Rock Puns Are Easy... “Starly let’s go!” declared Travis as he threw his Pokéball and out came the starling “ONE TWO HUT HUT HUT!” yelled Starly. “Geoude, let’s show this rock hater who’s boss!” retaliated Roark as he threw his Pokéball and out came a small rock with arms. Travis then took out his Pok¬édex. “Travis! You’re wasting our time, just do it with their final Pokémon,” yelled Jared. “Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine,” Travis replied, “Starly shoot out a Swift!” “Geodude, use a Rollout to deflect the attack!” replied Roark. Starly then shot out stars as Geodude curved into a ball and rolled towards Starly. The stars then smashed into the ball but just bounced off. “Starly, Whirlwind it away!” replied Travis. Starly then flapped its wings to cause a gale of wind and Geodude was blown away towards the ceiling. “Geodude, use a Smack Down on the ceiling then dive in with a Tackle!” Roark shouted. Geodude then shot a tiny rock at the ceiling which caused it to start falling towards Starly. “Starly return!” shouted Travis. As Geodude was falling Starly got sucked in its Pokéball, “Torchic use a Fire Pledge.” As Geodude was about to hit the ground Torchic came up and shot a pillar of fire directly into Geodude. Geodude then landed on the ground right in front of Torchic. “Geodude, Rock Blast!” shouted Roark. Geodude then shot out several rocks at Torchic. “Torchic, Double Team then Rock Smash to defend!” replied Travis. Torchic then cloned itself as they all stuck out their talons to smash the rocks coming at them. “Geodude, fire off a Magnitude,” shouted Roark. “POP POP!” randomly said a short black kid with glasses and long dreadlocks. “Torchic come back!” shouted Travis as he sucked Torchic back into its Pokèball, “Starly Steel Wing!” Starly then came out and began to swoop at Geodude with its steel covered wings while it was shaking the ground. It then smashed into Geodude. “Oh I see what Travis is doing,” Riolu said to Elekid, “he’s constantly switching out to prevent his Pokémon from being hit and using the other one to deal damage. Smart.” “Oh great now our role has been delegated to stating stuff that’s going on in the battle that is pretty obvious anyways,” complained Elekid. “Geodude, Gyro Ball!” shouted Roark as Geodude began to spin and head towards Starly. “Starly, Mirror Move!” replied Travis. Starly then also turned into a ball and headed towards Geodude. The two attacks collided and nothing happened. “The two attacks cancelled each other out, leaving Starly safe for now,” commented Riolu. “SHUT UP!” screamed Elekid. Suddenly, Mug walked into the gym and sat on the bleachers. “MUUUUUUUUUUUG! You came here to watch me! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG,” freaked out Travis. “Yeah I was excited to see your battle,” replied Mug. “Really!?” Travis asked gladly. “Yup, couldn’t wait to see you get demolished,” responded Mug. “He seems to be doing pretty well so far,” Will stated. “Oh just you wait,” replied Mug. *** “Would you like some dessert sir?” a waitress asked Gryoine. “No thanks I am quite satisfied with my meals. I would enjoy a nice cup of tea though,” Gry answered. “Okay one tea coming your way,” responded the waitress. Gry’s eyes then briefly glanced to the table next to him and noticed two men looking at him. They had thick clothing with hats on their head, but a blue strand of hair was peeking out. *** “Okay Geodude, use a Rock Throw!” shouted Roark. Geodude then picked up a rock and threw it towards Starly. “Starly, use an Agility to dodge the attack and then throw a Sand Attack at it!” replied Travis. As the rock flew towards Starly it swiftly flew underneath it then landed its talons on the ground and sprayed sand towards Geodude. “Geodude, now! Bulldoze!” cried Roark. “Bulldoze? That won’t affect my flying type!” remarked Travis. “I never said I wanted to do damage. NOW YOU’RE BEING A BULLDOZEPHOBE!” screamed Roark. “AND YOU AREN’T MAKING ANY SENSE,” responded Travis. As the sand sprayed in Geodude’s eyes its arms punched the ground making a crack that headed towards Starly. The crack then opened underneath its talons and a nearby rock fell on top of Starly, trapping it. “MAYDAY MAYDAY!” screamed Starly. “It appears Roark lured Travis towards the ground to take advantage of its ground immunity but didn’t anticipate Roark taking advantage of the terrain,” noted Riolu. “I SWEAR TO ARCEUS I WILL KILL YOU,” screamed Elekid. “Starly, return!” shouted Travis as a red beam sucked in Starly. “Travis has returned his Starly once again. It proves his switching is effective,” commentated Jared. “Not quite,” Mug respond. “Huh?” asked Will confused. “Torchic let’s go!” shouted Travis as he threw his Pokéball in the air. “Stealth Rock,” said Roark. Geodude then emitted several rock spikes in the air. Torchic then popped up but suddenly the stones flew into Torchic. It then landed on the ground looking weak and tired. “What…just happened?” Travis asked. To be continued… Nah just kidding, dragging out EACH battle into two parts would be tedious. We’d rather just have a really long battle-heavy chapter. “Travis, have you not noticed. Roark’s style is to lure you into a false sense of security. He anticipates trainers switching out often to go against his defensive style and puts a stop to that. Stealth Rock will do damage to anyone who gets sent out,” explained Mug. “Mug…how do you have so much knowledge about Roark?” Will asked. “I….I ALREADY HAVE THE GYM BADGE!” dramatically revealed Mug. “Oh okay cool,” responded Will. “Torchic uhhhhhhhhhh………shoot this ruins my plans! Ahhhh!” panicked Travis. “Geodude, finish off this rockophobe's monkey off with a Rollout!” yelled Roark. Geoude then began to roll towards Torchic. “Torchic come bac-oh wait we shouldn't do that,” said Travis. As Geodude was rolling towards Torchic, it just stared at the rolling rock with fear. However, Travis then looked at Geodude’s eyes and noticed it constantly blinking. “THAT’S IT! Torchic Rock Smash it!” yelled Travis. “MY EYES, THEY HURT SO BAD!” screamed Geodude as Geodude continued to roll past Torchic. It eventually collided into a wall. As it got up, Torchic smashed right into it with its talon. Geodude then fell to the ground. “GEODUDE IS UNABLE TO BATTLE!” declared a rock. “You silly silly boy. You may have defeated my pesky Geodude but my Stealth Rock’s are still in the air, and there’s nothing you can do about it. Now you will have to deal with my ace in the hole!” yelled Roark. He then threw his Pokéball out and a small blue dinosaur popped out. Travis then took out its Pokédex. “Cranidos, the not-really dinosaur Pokémion. I mean it’s supposed to represent a dinosaur, but it doesn’t really look like it. There’s no teeth, no face structure, etc. Like I really don’t get how it’s a dinosaur. Tyrunt is more of the dinosaur fossil than Cranidos,” explained Travis’s dex. “It looks like Roark’s final Pokémon is out now,” Riolu observed. “I WANT TO SHOVE YOUR HEAD INTO A ROCK,” remarked Elekid. “See? He accepts rocks!” remarked Roark. *** “Much appreciation my dear,” Gryoine said as he was sipping is tea. The waitress then walked away as Gryoine’s face turned serious. “Ponyta, do you see that?” asked Gryoine whispering. “What?” Ponyta replied. “Look at the table next to us but be discreet,” Gryoine answered. Ponyta then made a quick glance. The fire horse then saw six people crowded around a small table. A waitress came up to them but just walked off without writing anything in her notepad. “We have to go,” whispered Gryoine. He then took out his wallet and left cash on the table and began to walk out of the restaurant quickly. As he left the room the men at the table got up and followed. *** “Cranidos, start things off with an Iron Tail!” yelled Roark. Cranidos then began to charge towards Torchic with its tail turning into Iron. “Torchic, use a Quick Attack to get behind him!” shouted Travis. As Cranidos was about to smack into Torchic, it quickly ran around the Pokémon. “Ember!” yelled Travis. “Cranidos, smack the ground!” replied Roark. Torchic then shot Embers towards Cranidos’s tail, but it quickly smacked the ground to send it launching into the air. “Now use a Zen Headbutt!” instructed Roark. The blue on Cranidos’s head began to glow as it fell towards Torchic. “Torchic, Flame Charge outta there!” shouted Travis. Torchic then ignited in flames as it dashed out of the way while Cranidos’s head hit the ground. “Now Torchic while it is dazed use a Rock Smash on it!” shouted Travis. “Cranidos, knock it away with a Head Smash!” replied Roark. As Cranidos felt woozy Torchic rushed up to it and smacked it with its talons. But Cranidos smashed its head right into Torchic which sent it flying back. “Torchic, use Ember on the ground!” shouted Travis. Torchic shot Embers on the ground which sent it flying upwards. “Now Rock Smash!” shouted Travis. “Oh please, do you honestly think your Torchic is going to be able to Rock Smash MY Cranidos?” taunted Roark. “Nope. Chuck Testa,” replied Travis. As Torchic hit the ceiling its talons glowed white as it smashed right into the nearby floating Stealth Rock. “It seems Travis managed to manipulate the situation to get rid of the Stealth Rock,” commented Riolu. “Hey Riolu…can I see you outside for a second?” Elekid asked as he began to load up his shotgun. “Whatever. Cranidos Thunderbolt it down now,” said Roark. As Torchic began to fall to the ground a bolt of thunder struck it. Torchic then landed on the ground, unable to move. “Torchic is unable to battle!” declared the rock. “You did great Torchic,” said Travis as he was returning it, “STARLY LET’S FINISH THIS!” With a white or blue (depending if you follow the BW animé) flash, Starly re-appeared. “READY TO SERVE!” said Starly as he put its wings on his forehead. “Welp Roark, it appears we are each down to one Pokémon left,” stated Travis. “Indeed but it doesn’t matter. I will not let your prejudice go without punishment,” declared Roark. “Starly Steel Wing!” yelled Travis. “Cranidos, Head Smash!” shouted Roark. Starly’s wings then turned into steel as it began to glide towards Cranidos while Cranidos glowed white as began to charge towards Starly. The two Pokémon began to collide towards each other. “Starly Whirlwind off the ground now!” yelled Travis. Starly’s steel wings began to flap towards the ground as the gale of air sent it flying upwards. “Cranidos Iron Tail on the ground,” replied Roark as Cranidos’s tail smacked on the ground and sent it flying towards Starly. “Agiltiy!” shouted Travis. As Cranidos was being propelled upwards towards Starly, it quickly swooped around which caused Cranidos to hit the ceiling. “NOW RAM IT!” yelled Travis as Starly smacked into it with the Steel Wing which sent it flying backwards. Cranidos then hit the wall and fell to the ground…not fainted. “Ancientpower!” yelled Roark. “Mirror Move!” responded Travis. The two Pokémon shot out rocks which collided into each other and caused smoke because why not? “Aerial Ace,” said Travis. When the smoke cleared Cranidos was looking around while Starly smashed into it. “Oh that was smart since Aerial Ace can never miss and Travis was taking advantage of the fact that neither Pokémon can see,” noted Riolu. “Hey that was actually useful!” said Elekid. “Well Mug, I guess you were wrong. Travis is better than you think,” Jared said to her. “It’s still flying versus rock. Travis may have a few hits but Starly is weak from the previous fight against Geodude,” stated Mug. “Okay Cranidos. Headbutt it!” yelled Roark. It then rammed its head into the nearby Starly. “Starly, Steel Wing!” replied Travis. Starly then retorted by smashing its wings into Cranidos. “No more games! Whirlwind it away!” yelled Travis. Starly then flapped its wings towards Cranidos. “CRANIDOS! FIGHT THE OPPRESSION! Head Smash!” yelled Roark. As Cranidos was being blown back it struggled to run towards Starly. Eventually as Starly tired out it got closer and closer. “Once again Whirlwind off the ground!” yelled Travis as Starly turned its Whirlwind towards the ground and sent Starly flying up. “Once again Iron Tail off the ground!” yelled Roark as its tail smacked the ground and sent it flying towards Starly. “Starly, Whirlwind off the ceiling!” yelled Travis as Starly’s wings flapped towards the ceiling. Cranidos then came close towards Starly but it quickly flapped towards the ceiling and sent it flying downwards. Cranidos began to fall as Starly landed on the ground. “Steel Wing” said Travis. Cranidos then crashed onto the ground as Starly smacked it with its wings and knocked it back a bit. “Whirlwind,” yelled Travis as Starly’s wind sent Cranidos flying back even further. Cranidos then crashed into a nearby rock and fell to the ground. “Cranidos is unable to battle! The winner of this battle goes to Travis!” declared the rock. “Fine rock hater, watcha gonna do?” asked Roark. “Roark…you got it all wrong. I don’t hate rocks...I love them,” said Travis as he hugged a nearby rock. However, Roark didn’t notice the disgust on Travis’s face. *** As Gry and Ponyta began running, the men followed. Gry then ran into an alleyway as the men followed. “Excellent,” said Gry to Ponyta as he backed into a corner while the men crowded around him. “Ponyta, Fire Spin!” ordered Gry as Ponyta shot out a swirl of fire towards the men as it trapped them in. They all began to sweat. “Humid isn’t it? You might want to take off your outer layer of clothing and reveal why you are stalking me,” advised Gry. The men then began to chuckle as they took off their ordinary clothing and their hats to reveal themselves to have white uniforms with ‘G’’s on them and bowl-cut blue hair. “You people. Just like I suspected,” said Gry. *** Travis and Roark stood outside the Oreburgh Gym. “Well Travis, you certainly earned this…enjoy,” said Roark as he handed Travis the Coal Badge. “….Cool,” said Travis as he shrugged. Roark and him then began to walk in the same direction. “You know I have no idea why we went outside for that,” noted Roark. “Yeah I mean I’m gonna watch the next gym battle anyways,” responded Travis. “It seems Travis and Roark are getting along now,” Riolu told Elekid. “Okay you know what, this isn’t even funny anymore. You two have been repeating this ‘kinda funny but not THAAAT funny’ gag to the point that it’s gotten old,” complained Mug. “Who wants pizza?” asked Ellen DeGeneres. Edited by Nothingjustgo, Jun 23 2015, 02:13 PM.
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“Run Ponyta!” shouted Gry as the two ran around the fire spin and made a break for it. The fire spin then dissolved as the grunts chased after Gry. Gry then ran into the Pokémon Center. “Nurse Joy could you please lock the doors…immediately,” requested Gry. “I will soon, honey,” replied Joy. That’s odd. Do Nurse Joy’s communicate normally in Sinnoh? thought Gry. “No, it needs to be now. It is urgent,” stated Gry. Suddenly, the grunts ran into the Pokémon Center. “Alright sir,” replied Joy as she pressed a button as the doors locked. “No!!!! I needed to escape!” shouted Gry. *** “Alright Roark, it’s time to battle!” stated Will. “Wait…how did you just pop out of thin air?” asked Roark. “Dude I was watching your battle against Travis!” protested Will. “Oh. Weird. You were almost non-existent,” replied Roark. “Ugh whatever. Just let’s do this!” screamed Will. “Yeah…how about no. I kinda need to heal up after my battle? That’s not how things work. Come again tomorrow,” answered Roark. “Damn you realism,” said Will. Chapter 8: …So There Isn’t Going To Be One FThe next day, Will completely forgot about his gym battle so he came the day after. “This battle will be a 2 v 2 battle between Will from…wait Will, where are you from again?” the rock asked. Will then shrugged, “not sure.” “…and Roark from Oreburgh City. Only the challenger may use substitutions. With that said, let the battle begin!” declared the rock. “C’mon out Chimchar!” said Will as he threw his Pokéball in the air and out popped the monkey. “Onix let’s go!” shouted Roark as out came out the rock snake. “Wait Travis, didn’t he use a Geodude against you?” Jared asked. “Jared, THIS WAS TWO DAYS AGO how do you not remember this?” Travis asked. “I do, it just might be a longer time for…some other people so I felt like being clear to remind them,” Jared responded. “That doesn’t make any sense,” responded Travis. “Night night Travis,” said Jared as he put his hand on Travis’s shoulder. “What? Are you supposed to put me to sleep by doing that!?” Travis asked, “that’s not how it works yknow.” At that second Travis fell asleep (well actually unconscious it is just portrayed as asleep in television series to make it seem less violent). Anyway, moving on to the battle…things are gonna work differently from now on. Instead of showing the trainers commanding their Pokémon, I’m just gonna do the battle description. It makes it more fast paced and cuts out the unnecessary dialogue. Just pay attention okay? These things have a lot of work put into them. But first…gry plot! *** Suddenly a sledgehammer fell onto Gryoine’s face. “Oof,” said Gry. *** …That’s it? Okay moving on. Onix begins things firstly by emitting a Stealth Rock, but then Chimchar rushes towards with a Flame Wheel. As the wheel of flames gets closer, Onix uses a Rock Throw at it. However, Chimchar does a flip while running and kicks the Rock Throw away. It then rushes towards Onix and hits it but barely does any damage. “Now Bind!” commanded Roark as Will look surprised. Onix then tightened itself around Chimchar. “Ughggggh” yelled Chimchar in pain. “Now Fury Swipes!” shouted Will. As the monkey was being squeezed around its head it managed to continuously scratch Onix, loosening its grip gradually. After making enough room it burrowed underground. Onix then looked over the hole and shot a Dragonbreath at it but underground, Chimchar stops it with an Ember. It then pops up towards Onix but Onix smacks it away with an Iron Tail. Chimchar flies towards the wall but as it is about to be hit, Chimchar DIGS INSIDE THE ARCEUS DAMN WALL I MEAN HOW COOL IS THAT and begins to tunnel around the walls. “Dear Arceus this is going to cost a ton of money for the repairs,” worried Roark. Chimchar then popped up behind Onix and managed to strike it. However, once again Onix manages to Bind around Chimchar and this time drops a Rock Slide on it while being binded. Onix then lets it go. “Sand Tomb!” shouted Roark as Onix shot out a spiral of sand towards Chimchar. “Blaze up, then Ember it back!” shouted Will as Chimchar shot out a ton of flames around it then shot thick pieces of fire at the whirl of sand pushing it towards Onix. “Earthquake,” said Roark as Onix smacked its tail on the ground which caused the earth to shake. As the Sand Tomb hit Onix and trapped it inside, Chimchar fell to the ground, fainted. “Chimchar is unable to battle!” declared the rock. *** “Pontya, Fire Spin immediately,” instructed Gry. “Zubat, Astonish,” replied a grunt as he sent out his Zubat. The Zubat then astonished Ponyta, making it too scared to attack. “Nurse Joy, I urgently require my Pokémon to be healed,” requested Gry. “Can’t do that son,” replied Nurse Joy. “No?” responded Gry. “For your wide vocabulary you sure don’t get it do you?” responded a Nurse Joy. “One second please,” said Gry as he threw away a ball that said ‘idiot’, “you’re…you’re all Team Galactic aren’t you?” Nurse Joy then smiled as she threw away her costume to reveal a female galactic grunt. All the people in the center then did a weird whirly thingy like they do in the games to reveal they were all grunts. Ponyta, you might need backup,” stated Gry. *** “Well what do we have here? Your friend managed to take down one of my Pokémon before one of his went down, while you lost immediately!” Roark noted. “He’s right,” said Mug, “and BOTH of Travis’s Pokémon have weaknesses too. I’m not sure how he can get out of this.” “…Have you not noticed the Riolu he’s been walking with this entire time? It’s a fighting Pokémon!” yelled Jared. “Oh…no. I don’t really care,” responded Mug. “C’mon Riolu, let’s go!” said Will. “Gotcha!” responded Riolu as he jumped into the battlefield. “Damn! Because your Pokémon wasn’t in his Pokéball he won’t be targeted by Stealth Rock!” complained Roark. “Really?” asked Will. “Yeah…no,” Roark responded as a bunch of rocks flew towards Riolu. However, Riolu’s fist then turned into metal as he smashes through them towards Onix. Onix’s tail then turned into a tail looking like a dragon (Dragon Tail if you’re REALLY stupid) as it whipped it at Riolu sending it flying towards the wall. Onix then shot out a flash cannon towards the flying Riolu, but Riolu used Agility to smoothly plant its feet on the wall as it fell to the ground, narrowly avoiding the Flash Cannon. It then used Quick Attack to zip behind Onix’s head as the snake began to turn. However, Riolu’s Force Palm smashed into its tail. Onix then began to bind around Riolu, but Riolu dug into a hole before Onix could wrap itself around Riolu. “Flash Cannon,” instructed Roark as Onix shot a beam in the hole. However Riolu popped up behind Onix’s tail as it began to run up the snake. Onix’s head then turned into Iron as it popped Riolu up towards the ceiling but Riolu used a Low Sweep to fall back towards Onix’s head and smacked right into it. “AHHHHH! THE HEADACHES, THEY’RE HORRIBLE!” cried Onix as it collapsed, fainted. “ONIX IS UNABLE TO BATTLE!” declared the rock. *** “Wait…are you going to send her out? Finally?” Ponyta asked. “Perhaps. I have no other available options,” Gry responded. He then took out a Pokéball, but suddenly a Glameow jumped into Gry’s hands and knocked away his Pokébal. “Oh we know all about her,” a grunt stated, “GET ‘EM BOYS!” *** “Cranidos, rock ‘em sock ‘em robots!” shouted Roark as he threw out his Pokéball. “Really Roark? REALLY?” Will asked. “I NEED A CATCHPHRASE, OKAY!?!?!?” Roark stated, “it’s not fair! All the other gym leaders have such fun personalities to them and all I care about is appreciation for rocks! I really need to work on that and stand out more!” A white light then flashed and Cranidos appeared. “…Bring it on,” said Riolu. Cranidos then charged at Riolu with a Take Down, but Riolu smashed into the ground with a Power-Up Punch causing it to be sent towards the air. As Cranidos charged underneath where Riolu was, Riolu fell downwards and smacked into Cranidos’s back with a Power-Up Punch. Cranidos’s tail then smacked it away filled with Iron. Riolu then skid towards the ground and dug underneath, tunnelling towards the Cranidos. “EARTHQUAKE!” shouted Roark as Cranidos. “Agility!” Will responded. As Cranidos began to shake the earth, Riolu popped up before it could be hit thanks to its agile moves. Riolu then began to dart towards Cranidos with a Bullet Punch, while Cranidos charged at it with a Head Smash. Riolu then discontinued the Bullet Punch and instead Low Swept. This managed to kick Cranidos in the face before they could collide since Riolu’s leg was sticking out. Cranidos then Roared which caused Riolu to run away and then it shot an Ancientpower at the running Riolu. However, Riolu once again dug underground and once again Cranidos used Earthquake. Once again, Riolu used Agility but this time did not pop up. It then resurfaced right underneath Cranidos which sent it flying into the air. Cranidos then dove towards the ground with Head Smash right at Riolu. However, Riolu used a Quick Attack to get out of the way in time. As Cranidos was about to hit the ground though, Riolu ran back and then SMACKED Cranidos with a Force Palm. Cranidos then landed on the ground, fainted. “Cranidos is unable to battle! The winner of this battle goes to Will!” declared the rock. “Daaaaaaaaaaamn Riolu, you’re awesome man!” Will stated. “Yeah bro. I’m the best!” Riolu responded as the two ran towards each other and high fived. “Wow those two are really in sync,” observed Travis as he arose. “TRAVIS! I SAID NIGHT NIGHT!” Jared responded as he grabbed Travis’s shoulder and put him back to sleep. Mug laughed. “But yeah Mug. You may be good, but you don’t have that bond Will and his Pokémon have,” Jared lectured to Mug. “Jared, how would you know that? You saw her battle TWICE! And one was over a TV!” Will responded. “Thank you Will, I can defend myself,” responded Mug angrily. Will then turned to Roark which saw him pointing outside. “Okay….” Will responded sadly as he left the gym and went to Roark. “Well Will, blah blah blah reflective blah blah blah here’s your gym badge blah blah blah,” said Roark as he handed Will the Coal Badge. Mug, Jared, and Elekid came outside too, carrying the unconscious Travis. “C’mon guys, dinners on me!” Will said as they all ran off in excitement. Will and Travis had their first badge. They gone through many obstacles to get it, but finally they got what they wanted. “Wait, isn’t it 11 AM?” wondered Elekid. *** Gry looked around in fear. Galactic grunts were surrounding him in the Pokémon Center like a mob. “Ponyta, Flame Wheel!” instructed Gry. But nothing happened. “Ponyta?” Gry asked. Nothing. “PONYTA!?” Gry then looked at the ground and saw the unconscious Ponyta lying on the floor, with his other Pokéball in the clutches of a grunt. “Well this is a dilemma” responded Gry as the mob of grunts closed into him, completely overwhelming Gryoine. Edited by Nothingjustgo, Jun 23 2015, 02:14 PM.
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| Nothingjustgo | Oct 11 2014, 04:23 PM Post #10 |
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The Superiorite
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Hi guys I’m the italicized narrator! My job is to recap the story to help refresh your memory from the previous chapters since you all have memories of a goldfish. Enjoy! So here’s what you probably forgot on The Sinnoh Story. Travis, Jared, and Will have been traveling together but Jared and Will’s rival, Mug, often pops up who Jared doesn’t like. Whenever Travis and Mug meet, Travis drools all over her but she isn’t interested. Also, Jared and Will treat Travis like a punching bag and often do stuff to him like drag him by a leash. And that’s what you probably forgot on… TSS! “So where to next guys?” Travis asked. “Umm…I’m not sure,” Jared responded. “Yeah what the hell, how do most people learn how to get around here!?” protested Will, “any idea Mug?” “Iunno,” Mug shrugged uncaringly, “I just do whatever.” “Well it’s not like something is gonna come out of nowhere and tell us where to go,” Travis stated. The group then began to awkwardly stand there and wait. “See?” Travis stated. Chapter 9: Triangle “Wow a title screen and not even any plot development? Man we’re getting lazy!” Will remarked. “Well looking at my Pokétch, the closest town is Eterna City, but I don’t think there’s a contest hall there…” Mug stated. “So where is it?” Will asked. “Let me…check,” Mug said as she began to look through her system. “C’mon Mug let’s look!” Travis yelled. “Hey man, let her have some space,” Will stated. However, Jared then turned his head. “Hah, since when were you her bodyguard Will?” Travis asked. “Dude I’m just giving the lady some room to breathe,” Will said. “Guys, the TV screen right here sa-” “You think she likes you better that you can be the boss of me on how to treat her!?” Travis snarled. “Well this escalated quickly,” Mug commented. “Why yes I do!” Will responded to Travis. “Alright then, prove it!” Travis yelled. “Hey Mug, who do you like better?” Will responded. “You’re both idiots,” Mug answered. “You know what, forget it. I’ll be in the Pokémon Center when you two are done your stupid fighting,” Jared yelled as he stormed off. “Wait…you seriously are putting TRAVIS on the same level as me!?” Will yelled. “No. I just don’t care,” responded Mug. “WILL, GIVE HER SPACE!” sarcastically mocked Travis. “Okay…fine!” shouted Will as he pushed Travis away, “space from you!” “Wow I did not realize we were back in kindergarten,” Mug noted. “Girls tend to do that to guys,” Riolu told Mug. *** Away from the stupid Travis and Will fighting, Jared prepared to have a day to himself. He never really quite understood what all the big deal about Mug was. First his hero took an interest in her, then he met Travis who IMMEDIATELY drooled over her, and finally even Will was taking a shine to her. Jared didn’t quite get it. She was just a bitter girl who had anger issues. Jared then thought that perhaps he and Mug would get along if they hadn’t gotten off on the wrong foot, or maybe they just naturally clash. Who knows? But what Jared mainly didn’t get was not that why people didn’t hate her, but why they like her SO much. It was all a mystery to him. But Jared did not want to think about that. All he wanted to do was relax and have a day to himself. "OH MY ARCEUS WILL YOU JUST PICK A DAMN BED ALREADY!?” screamed Elekid. “I want the right one!” shouted Jared as they were walking around the Pokea store (take that Ikea, if you had paid me I would have put your proper name in this story! Wait, I just did that now….nooooooo). “I don’t get it man. We’re going to be in Oreburgh for ONE more day before we head out, why are we buying a damn bed? We aren’t going to be able to bring it with!” shouted Elekid. “It’s comfy okay?” Jared protested. “But MONEY bro! I expect to be properly fed every day!” shouted Elekid. “It’s fine, I have plenty of it. Before I left for Sandgem town I robbed my parents’ entire life savings. It was pretty foolish of them to give me their banking information, but I guess you have no choice when you’re being tortured for a year and a half,” responded Jared. Who is this creep? Thought Elekid in fear. Jared then found a bed and began to lie on it. “Excuse me sir, but you can’t be lying on our beds,” said an employee who walked up to them minutes later. “Oh I can’t?” wondered Jared as he looked at him with a blank expression. *** “So you honestly think you know Mug better than me? I’ve known her for like…a day longer than you!” Will shouted. “Oh big comeback bro. A day, whoopdeedoo,” Travis mocked. “Yeah well at least I’m not creepy as hell around her. Self-control bro,” Will advised. “Uhhh…I seem to recall you being INCREDBILY creepy when we first met,” Mug remarked at Will. “Yeah well that was just an act to get you away from Jared,” Will shouted at Mug. “Now you’re shouting at Mug? I guess I’m better for her than you,” Travis yelled. “I’m not going with anyone. I’m by myself,” sighed Mug. “You know what?” sighed Will, “Yelling isn’t going to solve anything. We need some sort of competition that has a lot to do with the conflict we are in so therefore even if one of us loses by doing the competition itself it shows the loser why they are not fit for Madelyn’s attention.” “But what?” Travis asked, “What’s a fair way to determine compatibility with two people?” The two of them then began to think for a couple of minutes but then they both got it at the same time. “A POKÉMON BATTLE!” they both shouted. “Why am I still hanging out with these guys?” Mug wondered. “Be honest, you’re loving the attention,” Riolu snorted. “Yeah…I guess watching these two buffoons fighting over a banana is amusing,” Mug answered. “Wait, did you just call yourself a banana?” Riolu asked. “No…look,” said Mug as she pointed at two wild Vigoroth’s fighting over a banana. “WILL YOU GUYS JUST LEAVE ME ALONE? THAT’S MY NECKBEARD!” cried the Tropius. *** After washing the blood off his hands Jared, Elekid, and Turtwig then set up his free bed in his Pokémon Center room. “Hmm…I kinda feel like some sunlight now,” Jared stated. “Okay let’s go. I could use a break,” panted Elekid. “Okay, let’s just move the bed to the roof and we’ll be good,” Jared said. “But…I’m tired,” complained Elekid. Turtwig just stared with a blank expression. “I AM YOUR TRAINER YOU DO WHAT I SAY MAGGOTS!” shouted Jared at Elekid and Turtwig. “Yeah you tell ‘em commander!” said Starly as he flew by. Starly then flew away from the Pokémon Center and landed right in front of Travis, with Chimchar standing in front of Will. “This battle will be a 1 v 1 battle between Will and Travis. Let the battle begin.” yelled Riolu. “You know what this is stupid. I mean besides the fact this does not solve our issue at all, we have already battled quite recently! I don’t want to do this again,” complained Travis. “You mean because you lost, right?” Will asked. “Oh my Arceus that was one battle, I’ll beat you again. I just don’t feel like battling you so recent. The fun of being rivals is battling once in a blue moon!” protested Travis. Bawk bawk bawk bawk,” taunted Will. “Oh now you’re just making noises of things that don’t exist in our universe,” said Travis. “Maybe you shouldn’t exist in our universe,” replied Will. “You are just the most immature…” started Travis. The two then began to bicker, and bicker, and bicker. Mug, Torchic, and Riolu then sat down and played some cards. “Blackjack,” said Riolu as Mug flipped a third seven. “Has Will been teaching you how to play?” asked Torchic. Mug then looked to the left and saw Travis and Will STILL bickering. “Okay that’s enough you two,” said as she separated them both with her arms. “How are you…so strong?” Travis wondered. “Okay so you two don’t want to battle each other right but you need some way to solve your stupid issues. Well fine. I like trainers that are equal strength to me, how about we both battle and whoever wins gets…wait what are you guys fighting over me about?” wondered Mug. Travis and Will shrugged. “Whatever, anyway whoever beats me gets…something. And if you both beat me you both get...something. But if I win both none of you gets…something,” remarked Mug. “Fair trade,” said Travis and Will at the same time. How do they both keep saying the same thing at the exact time? This is getting silly. *** “It’s no use…we can’t do it,” gave up Elekid. “Sigh…I guess you’re right. Turtwig jump up and open the roof with a Rock Smash!” shouted Jared. Turtwig shrugged as he got on the bed and jumped up high, smashing his body into the ceiling. A chunk of the ceiling fell downward as sunlight beamed in. “Perfect,” said Jared as he began to lie on his bed. As he relaxed, he thought about what Travis, Will, and Mug were up to. They were probably still fighting over the silly woman. He still had no idea why, but he needed to forget about it and relax. *** “This battle will be a 1 v 1 battle between Travis and Mug. Let the battle begin.” yelled Riolu. Travis and Mug stared at each other, with Starly flying over Travis, and Yanma hovering over Mug. Starly charged at Yanma with a Wing Attack, but Yanma blew it away with a Whirlwind. As Starly was being blown away, it veered to the left getting out of the gale’s direction. It then charged towards Yanma, but as Starly was about to hit the bug, Yanma bit Starly on the wing (Leech Life), sucking the life out of Starly. However, Yanma then cried as Starly turned its wings to steel (Steel Wing) and then flew off. Starly then shot a Swift at the dragonfly, which Yanma counted with an Air Cutter. The wave of air flew towards the line of stars scattering them away and then Yanma flew towards Starly with a Wing Attack. Starly decided to counter with its own Wing Attack as the two collided. However, at that second the scattered stars turned directions and flew towards Yanma and they smacked into it and Starly at the same time. As they were getting damaged, Yanma quickly screamed a Sonic Boom damaging Starly at the same time as the Swift was. When the stars were done colliding into the Pokémon, Starly used a Mirror Move and created yet another Sonic Boom which Yanma heard. As Yanma was plugging its ears, Starly flew towards it with an Aerial Ace, but Yanma used a Whirlwind blowing it away. “Silly Mug, I learned from my mistakes. Aerial Ace will NEVER fail,” reminded Travis as Starly turned around and flew towards Yanma. “Yes but it locks you in,” smirked Mug, “FLY HIGH AND DOUBLE TEAM!” Yanma then soared higher and scattered many clones across the sky as Starly flew upwards. It then flew towards the correct Yanma, but then the clones all shot an Air Slash at the starling. “GOING DOWN!” shouted Starly as the Air Slashes flew into it. Starly then lost its ability to flap its wings and began to fall. “FINISH HIM!” cried Mug as Yanma looked down at the falling Starly from above. Yanma began to flap its wings as it blew Starly towards the ground. “Agility!” yelled Travis. Starly tried to resist and grab its footing, but the force was too heavy and Starly crashed right into the ground and fainted. “Starly is unable to battle! The winner goes to Mug!” shouted Riolu. *** “Time for some shade,” said Jared, “Elekid, Turtwig. Superglue the roof back together!” shouted Jared. “ARE YOU KDIDING ME, THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE!” protested Elekid. “You gonna disobey?” asked Jared as he took out a whip. *** “You know what, a battle doesn’t even make sense anyway. Mug, you belong to meeeeeeeeeeeee!” said Travis as he ran towards Mug. “NO get away we had a deal,” yelled Mug as she pushed Travis away. “YOU KNOW WHAT FINE! I’LL PROVE MY WORTH TO YOU!” cried Travis as he stormed off. *** “There, I have superglued the roof back together for you,” bitterly grunted Elekid. Jared was happy. He then lay down on his bed and began to trail off to sleep…. “JARED! LET’S DITCH THESE LOSERS AND LEAVE!” Jared then opened his eyes and saw Travis staring over him. “What? Eww…no. I’m not traveling with you!” yelled Jared. “Please please please please?” said Travis as he got teary. “Aww Travis…are you hurt because Mug likes Will more than you?” asked Jared with pity in his eyes. Travis nodded sadly. “Well OF COURSE NOT then!” laughed Jared. “I HATE YOU!” yelled Travis as he crawled onto Jared’s bed and started kicking and screaming. Will and Mug then walked in. “Travis we had a deal. If you’re going to be a baby about it then…” started Mug. However, at that second Travis kicked the roof (IT MUST BE A REALLY TALL BED IF TURTWIG COULD JUMP UP THERE FROM IT) and suddenly the whole ceiling began to shake. Will then looked upwards “MUG LOOK OUT!” yelled Will as he tackled her out of the room. A piece of the ceiling then fell to where Mug was standing. “Will,” said Mug. “Yes?” Will responded. “GET OFF ME!” she screamed as Will stood up after lying on top of her. He reached his hand out towards her as she grabbed it and they stood up. “Damnit Travis this is the last straw. We’ve put up with your shenanigans but after trying to rape her you NEARLY KILLED HER!” screamed Will. “WHAT!? I DIDN’T DO ANY OF THAT!” responded Travis. “Is everyone unlikable in this chapter?” remarked Elekid. “I mean Jared was the one that destroyed the whole ceiling! He was there the whole time. Look at this debris, there’s SUPERGLUE AROUND IT!” protested Travis as he pointed to the fallen chunk of ceiling. Travis then looked at Jared with an angry stare. “He nearly killed Mug! He’s out to get her, not me!” Travis yelled. At that second Jared realized something. He didn’t always bag on Mug because she was unlikeable. He had always started it. People like her because she’s a likeable person. Sure she’s a bit grumpy but she’s good at heart; she’s intriguing and a good challenge. Jared just liked having someone to get mad at. Perhaps he had just chosen the wrong person BECAUSE of the wrong foot he got off on with his original target. “You know what Travis. That’s it. We’re done with you. We’ve put up with your stupidity and your shenanigans for long enough, BUT THAT’S ENOUGH!” yelled Jared as he knocked Travis off the bed. “You are an ungrateful baby who is just there for us to beat up and bully; your only purpose is for our amusement. And you are not amusing anymore, you’re pathetic!” Will continued as he towered over Travis, who was lying on the floor. “Get away and never see us again. We’re done,” Jared stated as he got out of the bed and walked towards Travis. Travis began to crawl away backwards and bumped into Mug. “Mug please. Please tell them they’re overreacting. I took it too far but I can change!” protested Travis as he got up and looked at her. But Mug turned away. Travis looked around and saw Jared, Will, Elekid, and Riolu coldly turn away as well. Turtwig had been turned the entire time. “Oh wait, I was supposed to do this as well. My bad,” apologized Turtwig as he turned around, looked at Travis angrily, and then turned away coldly. “You guys. We’re a team. We’re friends,” Travis said. But they continued to look away. Edited by Nothingjustgo, Jun 23 2015, 02:14 PM.
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The Superiorite
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So here’s what you probably forgot on The Sinnoh Story. Will has just finished his gym battle but has no idea where to go next, and Mug needs to find a new Pokémon after Gryoine told her she can’t just rely on two for the upcoming contest. Oh and also Will and Jared are being followed by two poachers for the sake of having a recurring antagonist. And that’s what you probably forgot on… TSS! “So, we still haven’t figured out where we need to go. I mean we had this dilemma at the beginning of the last chapter and we haven’t solved it. Man that’s poor storytelling,” complained Mug as her, Will, and Jared were walking away from the Oreburgh Pokémon Centre. “Well actually I know where to go. I mean I was going to tell you guys last chapter but after we all got mad at Travis and kicked him out of the group (which apparently Mug is in now. Weird I don’t remember that happening), I never really had a good chance to. By the way how can I talk in brackets?” asked Jared. “Okay, so where are we going?” asked Will. “Oh wow don’t even ask how I found out; you guys are uncaring,” Jared responded angrily. “Sorry, but that stuff doesn’t really matter to us you know? We just like to move on and continue to joke around; the small stuff doesn’t really bother us because it doesn’t really matter,” lampshaded Will. WILL YOU PEOPLE MAKE UP YOUR MIND!? EITHER BREAK THE FOURTH WALL OR LEAN ON IT! STOP DOING BOTH! “Nah,” Will and Jared responded as they shrugged. “So yeah how did you find out?” Mug asked. “While you guys were arguing over Mug, I saw it on TV!” Jared answer. “Okay, SO CAN YOU TELL US WHERE WE ARE GONNA GO?” Will asked. “Floaroma Town, that’s where the nearest Contest Hall is. We just need to return to Jubilife City and then head straight there!” Jared enthusiastically responded. The three of them then walked out of the city and climbed over a hill. Once they got above they stared downwards to see a wide canyon. “My Pokétch tells me this is Oreburgh Gate. Though I have no idea why it is called that since I don’t see a gate,” Mug wondered. “And more importantly, HOW DID WE MISS THIS THING ON THE WAY HERE!?” Jared shouted. “Hmm…so from it looks like we should stick to the higher ground instead of going in the trench. It might be a bit longer of a walk, but we can avoid all the dangerous Pokémon lurking below, which saves us time anyway,” Will noted. “Come on!!! Floaroma is kind of far I just want to get there already. We’re pretty tough we can survive a few wild Pokémon,” complained Jared. “You guys are both wrong. If we just go through the caves we can cut a bit of the walking distance and get there,” Mug observed. “It’s so dark though and I’m sure there are many obstacles we’ll need to navigate across,” retorted Will. "Oh come on don’t be such a baby, Will” taunted Jared, “I’m still heading to the lower ground. It’s the fastest way.” "The caves are much quicker. Are you kidding!?” Mug responded. “No, you’re kidding. Mine is just a straight path there, who knows how lost we’ll get if we go through the caves” Jared answered. “Guys let’s just go my way. It’s safer and simpler. Jared’s is dangerous, and with Mug’s who knows how long it will take to figure out how to get around,” Will observed. “Fine,” Jared bitterly agreed. “Whatever,” Mug sighed. “Good. It settles it,” Will stated. However, the three of them just stood in an awkward silence until they all took off in different directions. Chapter 10: Race Through Oreburgh Gate As Mug began to head through the dark cave, she thought about the upcoming Floaroma Contest and what Gryoine had told her about it. It was coming a lot sooner than she expected, and she only had two Pokémon. She needed a third because the judges were already familiar with the two she had. Perhaps she should have gone with Jared, that way there would be many wild Pokémon. Though Will was probably exaggerating…. *** “RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!” shouted Jared to Elekid as they were being chased by a group of Zubats. *** Okay, just keep following the light so I don’t get lost, Mug thought. However she began to hear footsteps and Mug got excited. There was not going to be many wild Pokémon in the caves, so she had to catch what she could. She looked to her left and saw a green blurb, not being able to make out what it was due to the darkness. She then began to follow it. “Piplup use Water Gun!” Mug whispered as she took out her Pokéball. With a flash came out the blue penguin we really haven’t seen in a while. As the Pokémon turned backwards, it saw the penguin preparing to shoot water. “Ahhh!!” it screamed as it ran away. “GET BACK HERE!” shouted Mug as she began to chase the Pokémon. However, it soon vanished into the darkness. Mug then looked around noting she was covered in darkness. “Uh oh,” said Mug. *** “Haha suckers, it’s been really peaceful so far,” Jared said to Elekid. “Don’t hold your breath,” Elekid bitterly replied as he pointed upwards. Jared then looked upward to see a group of Zubat hanging from above. “They’re asleep,” whispered Elekid. “Thanks genius,” responded Jared as Jared got out his Pokédex. “What are you doing!? Don’t do that, the noise will get their attention!” Elekid whispered. “Relax; it’s the middle of the day. They won’t get up!” Jared observed. “Zubat, the irritating Pokémon. Anytime you explore some sort of area with wild Pokémon there will ALWAYS be this thing. So you have to be careful to avoid them or else you will constantly be swarmed. So for lolz, I’m going to emit a high-pitch noise that will anger them,” the Pokédex observed. It then made a high pitch shriek. “Bat?” went a Zubat as it flew off the ceiling. “Zu?” went another. “Good job you two; those are syllables of our name. Now children, nap time is over, GET THE JERK THAT WOKE US UP!” screamed a Zubat as they all flew down and began to charge after Jared and Elekid. “RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!” shouted Jared. As he ran, he then gazed upwards to see a giant, floating, silver object in the sky having no idea what it was. *** “Lalalalalalalalalalala,” went Will as he skipped along the peaceful path. “Uhhh…why are you lalalaing and skipping bro?” Riolu inquired. “I dunno, isn’t that what people do to show they are relaxed and traveling at the same time?” Will responded. “Yeah….if you’re an 8 year old girl. But don’t get too relaxed, we’re still in Oreburgh Gate. Anything can attack us,” Riolu warned. “Relax, I specifically chose this path because of the lack of danger. The only way we could be attacked is if it was just completely out of the blue for the sake of giving me something to do,” Will stated. “Did someone say getting attacked for absolutely no reason to give you something to do?” a voice shouted. Suddenly Will noticed a giant shadow cast above him. He then looked up to see a giant flying claw with Poacher A and Poacher B standing above it. “Prepare for terror,” recited A “And make that without an error,” B continued. “Oh great, they’re parodying the Team Rocket motto. Haven’t seen that before,” sighed Will. “To do random crap to continue a chapter’s duration,” went A. “To make our readers have even worse expectations,” continued B. “To denounce the evils of filler and bore,” A stated. “To extend our presence to make reading less of a chore,” B went. “Poacher A,” said B. “Poacher B,” said A. “The Poachers showing up for the sake of filler,” A stated. “Surrender now if you want to prevent a thriller,” B continued. The poachers then just stood there in awkward silence, waiting for something. “Wait a second, we did ALL THIS WORK to create a completely original motto without realizing we had no one to end it off?” A ranted. “I told you we should have gotten a Poacher C,” A replied. “Oh so it always comes back to that. Am I not enough of a good poacher for you?” B complained. “Not really, no!” A bickered “How dare you,” B bitterly replied as he nudged A. A then began to wobble off the claw. Poacher A then got angry as he ran towards B and shoved him off the claw. "Laugh laugh laugh, rekt,” went A as he stared downwards over the edge. However, a bunch of stars then crashed into the claw causing the claw to shake. Poacher A then fell off. “Wait a sec, where did the kid go!?” A shouted as he noted Will and Riolu were gone. *** “Now class, I’m going to teach you how to use a Leech Life. First you need to get near someone,” went the Zubat as it landed on Jared’s head, “THEN YOU BITE!” The Zubat then bit straight into Jared’s cheek. “AHH GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!” cried Jared. Elekid then shot out a Thundershock at the Zubat causing her to fly away. “See kids, that is a bully. And as your teacher I am going to tell you a life lesson about bullies. RUN AWAY AND AVOID THEM!” screamed the teacher as the Zubat’s took off. Jared and Elekid then caught their breath. “Okay I think it’s about time we find Will or Mug,” Elekid suggested. “No way we can’t. It’s time to train for the Floaroma Contest!” Jared declared. “Here!? Are you crazy? We’re going to be attacked again!” Elekid complained. “No we can’t. We need to go this way we need to beat Mug and Will!” Jared responded, “NOW LET’S TRAIN!” “What the hell is a Pokémon Contest anyway?” Elekid wondered. “Oh right I probably should have explained this earlier, my bad.” Jared apologized. He then turned to face a non-existent camera. “Obligatory ‘who are you looking at’ joke,” responded Elekid. “Alright guys it’s simple what a Pokémon Contest is. In various cities scattered around Sinnoh, with them all being in a city that lacks a gym for some reason, there are these things known as ‘contest halls’. Every month, a contest is held and the first 30 trainers to sign up on the day gets to participate. There are two rounds, the appeals and the battles. You may sign up with two Pokémon for these contests, with one being used for the appeals and one for the battles, but you can use one if you feel confident enough,” started Jared. “Why did you stop?” questioned Elekid. “I needed to make a new paragraph,” Jared answered, “anyway the appeals are all about dazzling the judges with your moves, and you have a couple of minutes to be able to use a combination of attacks to make something look pretty. Afterwards, the 3 judges will score you based on what they thought, and the 8 people with the highest scores may move on to the battles. In the battles, it is a 5 minute match but the goal is not simply to knock out your opponent. Instead, both Pokémon have a circle bar and it will deplete depending on the battle. Usually if your opponent does something stylish while battling which you have no way of responding. If you get KOd, you lose. However, after 5 minutes if both Pokémon are still conscious it comes down to the circle bar. Whoever has more wins!” Jared then started gasping for air. “Okay so if you already knew this you should have skipped it. Got it,” said Elekid, “mehhh….sounds girly.” “IT IS NOT GIRLY! PLENTY OF GUYS DO IT!” responded Jared. “Sure they do buddy, sure they do,” responded Elekid. “Okay Elekid, start off by shooting a Swift!” commanded Jared. Elekid then shot out a line of stars going forward. “Now use a Quick Attack to get in front of them and Dual Chop them all away,” continued Jared. Elekid then ran to the other side of the stars. As they came straight at Elekid, his fists glowed a dark blue as he knocked them all away causing the stars to shoot into the air. “Now Electro Ball!” went Jared. Elekid then shot out a ball of electricity into the sky which collided into the stars and exploded into pretty fireworks. “Man one thing I love about the Pokémon Universe is how whenever attacks collide it always causes fireworks,” observed Jared. He then looked to his left and saw an Electrike staring into the sky. “So prettyyyyyyyyyyyyy,” went the Electrike. “GET BACK HERE YOU!” a voice emitted. *** Mug was lost. Completely stuck in the darkness she had no idea what to do. It was a good thing no one else was around her or else they’d see her scared. She can’t show weakness, it’s not what her dad taught her. Seriously daddy issues? That’s so clichéd, ugh. Anyway she couldn't lose the race; she couldn’t lose to Jared and Will. She needed to be right, she needed to. Embarrassing herself in Jubilife was bad enough, but losing a random race that is just between them for absolutely no reason? Now that’s brutal stuff. But she didn’t know what was going on, she was in the dark. She couldn’t even catch a stupid Pokémon properly. She was lost and hopeless. She felt a drop of water hit her shoe. Weird, there was no water here. She then felt a salty taste in her mouth. Was she crying? Over a stupid race?! How pathetic was she? Again, she was thankful that Jared and Will were not here. She had no idea why she was still traveling with them; it is reasons like this is why she preferred to be alone. Now readers, count how many times I said ‘she’ in the past three paragraphs! “What’s wrong ma’am?” she heard a voice go. However, she could not see anything due to the darkness. “Here let me light it up for ya,” the voice said. Mug then heard a howling noise as suddenly a beam of light came from a green blur. “It’s you,” went Mug as she took out her Pokédex. “Electrike, the-I seriously don’t know what this is. Is it a dog, or is it a cat? I think it’s based on a lion but it has a lot of dog-like features and it looks more like a canine than a feline. I’m not sure,[” went the Pokédex. “Oh Arceus not you again!” screamed the Electrike as it ran off. Mug then followed it. As she chased the Pokémon she-you know what she’s not always reflecting on her life, she just chased it okay? She then saw an enormous light. “Finally, I can maybe win this race and catch a Pokémon in the process!” said Mug to herself, “GET BACK HERE YOU!” She then ran outside the cave as she saw the Electrike look back at her in fear. It then ran into another cave as she followed. Once again, it disappeared into the darkness. “Not again,” softly sighed Mug. However, she heard a shaking noise from the top of the cave as a beam of light shot downwards. She then saw the Electrike staring at her. “You’re mine,” smiled Mug as she sent out her Piplup. *** “You honestly think he dug underground?” B asked A as Poacher A had a jackhammer drilling the ground. “Where else could he have gone?” A responded. “I dunno, we could have walked away!?” Will responded as he walked up to them. “Yo why did we come back? These guys are trying to take me again!” shouted Riolu. “Relax, these guys can barely hurt a Nincada,” Will responded as Poacher A and B were trying to chase a Nincada that had just crawled out of the ground. B then went in for a tackle as the Nincada burrowed back under. “Yeah well we may not be the smartest people BUT WE INEXPECIABLY GET MECHS OUT OF NOWHERE!” shouted A as a bazooka popped into his hands. He then shot out a series of darts which hit Riolu. Riolu fell to the ground as electricity shocked it. Poacher B then ran towards Riolu as Will threw his Pokéball out and Chimchar came out. “Alright Chimchar, blast ‘em away with a Flame Wheel,” Will commanded. Chimchar then started running at them and turned into a wheel of fire. He then collided into the Poacher’s as they were sent flying off into the sky. As they were being launched, they passed a flock of Zubat flying. "Laughlaughlaugh, rekt,” stated Will. “Alright class, we may have ran away but now we will now stand up to that bully,” said the teacher Zubat. They then flew downwards as they landed in front of Jared and Elekid. “Pshhht I scared you off once, I’ll do it again. Elekid Shock Wave!” shouted Jared. Elekid then shot out a wave of electricity which hit all the Zubat’s. They all fainted except for the teacher. “My students, noooooooooooo!” cried the teacher. “Wow it’s amazing how the one with the personality is the one that survived,” observed Elekid "Okay you’re in trouble young man. I’m taking you to the principal! Or in this case…the principal to you!” shouted Zubat. “Let me guess, a Golbat is going to come down and attack me,” Jared responded. However, a Tyranitar landed in front of the Zubat. “Well can’t say we were expecting that,” Elekid observed, “RUN!” “HOW DARE YOU PICK ON MY STUDENTS AND GIVE POOR MS. ZUBAT A HARD TIME! YOU’RE EXPELLED…FROM LIVING!” shouted the Tyranitar. “We get it, you guys like to make witty school one liners,” sighed Jared. Tyranitar then shot out a Hyper Beam at it. “OH ARCEUS!” yelled Jared. However, Elekid then jumped in the way and emitted a green barrier. The Hyper Beam then crashed into the barrier. “Elekid…you learned Protect!” shouted Jared. “Thanks genius,” sarcasticized Elekid (that’s a word that I made up that means ‘sarcastically replied’. Yup I just did that). “Graahhhh!” shouted the Tyranitar as it ran in front of a nearby cave. “It’s recharging! Now use an Electroweb on it!” shouted Jared. From its antennas, Elekid shot out a beam of electricity at the Tyranitar. It then shaped like a web as it tangled around the giant green beast. “Perfect it’s stuck, now to concentrate on the Zubat,” smiled Jared, “now Electro Ball it!” “Why don’t we just catch the Tyranitar?” wondered Elekid as it shot out a ball of electricity at the Zubat. *** “Piplup, Bubblebeam!” shouted Mug as Piplup shot out a beam of bubbles at Electrike. “Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!” shrilled the Electrike as it ran away towards an exit. However, a giant Tyranitar blocked its path as the bubbles hit Electrike. “Fine if I can’t run away from you, I’ll beat you!” stated Electrike as its eyes turned from fear to determination, “but please don’t hurt me.” “Sorry kiddo, no can do. Piplup Water Gun!” shouted Mug. Piplup then opened its beak, but Electrike quickly shone a light (Flash) at Piplup causing it to shoot in another direction. Electrike then ran at Piplup, shining like a Spark. “Piplup, Bide!” shouted Mug. Piplup then stood its ground as Electrike smashed into it, with electrons transferring onto Piplup. However the penguin just stood there. “ARCEUS I HATE LIFE SO MUCH. I MEAN FIRST ALL MY FRIENDS REVEALED THEY SECRETLY HATE ME, THEN MY BOSS DECIDES TO FIRE ME OUT OF NOWHERE AND NOW I GET ATTACKED BY A RANDOM GIRL, LIFE SUCKS!” Snarled Electrike. “Ahhh she’s so annoying!” squealed Piplup as it began to smash its head against the wall. Piplup was all weak and tired. “Unleash!” *** “Sir I’m going to have to ask you to leave the academic area,” shouted Zubat as it flew out of the way of the Electro Ball, “but first a little pop quiz. What happens if I shoot this Air Cutter at you?” The Zubat then shot out several blades of air at the Elekid. “Elekid, Swift!” responded Jared. As the blades of air went towards Elekid, Elekid shot out several stars at it. The blades then went into the stars and sent them flying away, but weakened their blast. “Sounds like you might need to retake the class on how to battle,” snidely said Zubat as the Air Cutter smashed into Elekid, barely phasing it. “Sounds like you need to get your teachers license renewed,” responded Jared. The stars then came crashing down into Zubat. “Swift never misses, bitch,” Jared taunted. “Foul language is not tolerated in the classroom.” Responded Zubat as it flew towards Elekid with a Wing Attack. “Yeah well this isn’t a classroom,” responded Jared, “this is Oreburgh Gate. THUNDERSHOCK!” Jared then snapped his fingers as Zubat charged towards Elekid. Elekid then shot out electricity which zapped the bat. *** “I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR DAY, GET BACK HERE!” screamed Piplup as it chased after Electrike. Electrike then used Quick Attack to run away from Piplup. “YOU DON’T GET OFF THAT EASY!” screamed Piplup as it jumped forward and landed on top of Electrike. It then began to punch it repeatedly in the face. “This is for the bright light,” went Piplup as it punched it across the face, “and this is for the Spark. IT REALLY HURT YOU KNOW. Electricity isn’t very good for my skin!” “I’m sorry! I’m so so sorry. I’m so---” but before it could finish it fell unconscious from Piplup’s beating. *** Jared then watched the Zubat being zapped until the electricity stopped. “Class…dismissed,” said Zubat as it fell to the ground, fainted. *** “Oh my gosh!!!!!!!! I beat it to death. I’m a murderer,” cried Piplup. “Will you relax?! It’s just fainted,” responded Mug as she threw a Pokéball at the Electrike. *** Jared then threw a Pokéball at the Zubat. The Pokéball landed on the ground and with a red beam it sucked the bat in. *** “One…” went Mug as the Pokéball wiggled. *** “Two…” went Jared. “Three…” they both went at the same time (yes this was happening simultaneously, SHUT UP). Both Pokéballs then clicked. “ZUBAT IS MINE!” shouted Jared as he lifted up his Pokéball. “ELECTRIKE IS MINE!” Mug said as she smiled. She finally caught her third Pokémon. She had nothing to worry about anymore. “Nooooooooo! My ace teacher got caught. I am a horrible principal,” wallowed the Tyranitar. He then took out a shotgun and shot himself. As the Tyranitar fell to the ground Jared saw Mug standing behind it. “I WILL WIN!” screamed Jared as he ran off “NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST!” cried Mug as she ran into another cave. *** “Riolu, man are you okay?” asked Will as he shook Riolu. However he was still seizing. “RIOLU, I HAVE TO GET YOU HELP!” shouted Will. He then lifted up Riolu and began to carry him as he ran off. “Great there’s no way to get there fast enough,” sighed Will. However he then saw a purple streak in the sky as he began to chase after it. *** "Mug has the lead on me, there’s no way we’ll win!” cried Jared to Elekid, “who knows how unsafe things will get.” “What’s…that?” asked Elekid as he saw a purple Pokémon with pink rings floating in the sky. They began to chase after it. *** “Cave to cave, cave to cave!” screamed Mug as she kept running in and out of tunnels. However, she looked above to see a weird Pokémon flying in the sky. “Ooh I’ll catch that thing too!” Mug declared as she went after it. The three of them continued to chase after the Pokémon, unknowingly realize they were getting close and closer to one another. They then ran out of the Oreburgh Gate as the Pokémon flew into the clouds and disappeared. Jared, Mug, and Will then looked at one another. “Tie!” they all declared. “Actually, none of you guys stuck to the path you’d agreed on. You all lost to be fair,” Elekid. “Enough dawdling let’s hurry to the Pokémon Center, Riolu is in danger!” panicked Will. They then ran towards a nearby Pokémon Center. “Man good thing these things are like EVERYWHERE,” Jared said with relief. The three of them then handed their Pokémon to Nurse Joy to be healed for a couple of hours. “Here’s all your Pokémon back,” Nurse Joy said as she handed their Pokémon back once they were doing being healed. However, Will noted Jared and Mug had three Pokéballs. “Oh what did you guys catch?” Will asked. “I got a Zubat!” responded Jared. "I got an Electrike!” answered Mug. “I got a rock,” Will stated as he took out a rock. “It sucks that no one is gonna get that reference,” Riolu noted as he walked out from the Pokémon Center emergency room. “Riolu, YOU’RE OKAY!” Will shouted as he ran towards his Pokémon and hugged it. “Well Mug I guess we should both stop being so competitive with one another. Truce?” asked Jared after he saw how happy Will was. “Nah,” responded Mug as she shrugged. *** In the middle of the Oreburgh Gate, 3 little aliens stumbled across the fallen contraption the poachers had used earlier. “THE CLAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW” they both all shouted in unison. Edited by Nothingjustgo, Oct 8 2015, 02:15 PM.
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| Nothingjustgo | Nov 16 2014, 02:09 PM Post #12 |
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The Superiorite
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So here’s what you probably forgot on The Sinnoh Story. Will and Jared had trouble leaving Jubilife City due to clowns blocking the way but eventually with the help of a mysterious man and his assistant Zoey they managed to escape. At the end it was revealed that the mayor is secretly working for an organization which is trying to trap in as many citizens as possible. And that’s what you probably forgot on… TSS! In the depths of Jubilife City, Mayor Es Cade was sitting on his desk attending to his mayoral manners when suddenly his assistant walked in. “Mr. Mayor, I did what you asked. The satellites have been shut down,” his assistant answered. “Excellent Joyce, now please leave. I need to…talk to someone,” Es Cade requested. “You do know by abruptly pausing like that it makes you appear sketchy, right? What are you, Robb Ford?” she responded as she walked out of the room. Es Cade then removed the pigtails as his hair popped upwards. He then walked towards a TV and pressed a button. On the other screen a red haired woman appeared. “Commander Mars, did you receive the package?” Es Cade asked as something swung behind her. “Yes I did. It’s exactly what we needed,” Commander Mars responded Chapter 11: Unsettled in Jubilife “Man you’re right. It was cool how in Breaking Bad the cold opens would often be vague but then we’d find out its meaning later on!” Jared agreed. “Yeah I mean like when the kid found the spider in the desert,” Will responded. “Or what about when we saw blood dripping on Walt’s glasses?” Jared answered. “That was so sick man!” Will stated. “Sigh…dorks,” Mug muttered to herself. The three of them (plus Elekid and Riolu, we can’t forget about them) began to continue to trek forward while Jared and Will talked about Breaking Bad. Eventually they came to a halt staring at a big open city in front of them. “Jubilife City. It feels like it’s been ages since we’ve been here,” noted Will. “Well THAT’S BECAUSE YOU TRIED TO CATCH THAT DAMN MOTHIM. I mean we were trying to get it for a month, A MONTH!!!!!!!!! And you eventually gave up. Arceus damnit Will at least that month could have been for SOMETHING! We could have been so much farther if it weren’t for you!” Jared yelled. “I’m sorry okay?” Will apologized, “anyway are you SURE we have to go across here, there’s no other way to get to Floaroma quicker?” “Yes I’m sure. It’s our only option,” Mug snapped back. But…what if what happened to us last time happens to us again?” Jared feared. Kids…you remember what happened the last time they were in Jubilife. WELL GOOD IT WAS IN THE DAMN RECAP. Read those things. “We’ll be fine. We just need to quickly run through the city before a clown can stop us,” Will assured. The three of them then began to journey through the city, with no one to stop them. Seriously, it was like a ghost town to them. “Alright the clowns seem to be gone, I think we can take a break here,” Will declared. “Sigh…fine,” Jared agreed. The three of them then began to head to the nearest café, unknowingly realized someone was following them… “This isn’t good. What are they doing here?” he said to himself as he walked off. They then entered a Pokémon Centre as Jared and Will gave their Pokéballs to her. “Want me to also take your Elekid and Riolu, and what about yours dear?” Nurse Joy faced Mug. “Hmph. My Pokémon are just fine thank you very much,” Mug responded. “And we’re good too!” Riolu answered. “Are you sure? We’ll give you some extra energy!” Joy answered. “Nah we’re good but thanks,” Jared answered as he and will handed their Pokéballs. “We hope to see you again!” said Nurse Joy expressively. Mug then turned to her left and saw a man reading a newspaper…upside down. “I’m starving guys, let’s get something to eat!” Will shouted. “Sure I’m down,” Jared answered as they then head to the nearest café. “Hi welcome to Jubilife Café where we can serve you anything you want!” a waitress told them. “Can I get a hamburger please?” Will asked. “I’m sorry that is not on the menu,” she responded. “But it is right here,” Will answered as he pointed on the menu to where it showed a burger. “I’m sorry it is not on the menu,” she answered. “You sure…?” Will wondered. “Uhh…yes?” she answered as sweat began to roll down her face. “Alright…what do you have on the menu?” Will asked. “One second let me speak to my….supervisor,” she responded as she walked in the kitchen. “That’s….weird,” Jared noted. *** At a clothing store, Jared Will and Mug then walked around it with no one around. They then began to look at various clothing when suddenly a store clerk walked up to them. “Hi can I help you?” she asked. “Yeah see I’m trying to try on this shirt but I’m not sure if it looks good on me,” Mug answered. “Psht these clothes are so out of style. Try the new style!” she answered as she pointed to a section with a massive crowd. Mug and the clerk then went towards it and saw a bunch of white clothing with ‘G’s on them. “Yeah…no. I don’t feel like going to space,” Mug answered as she walked off. But the woman grabbed her by her arm. “Please…try this,” she answered with a massive smile on her face. “Yeah no,” Mug responded as she pulled away. The woman then ran up to her but Mug turned around wielding a samurai sword. “Get away!” Mug screamed. “Mug has a samurai sword?” Jared asked Will while looking at her. “Who knew,” Will shrugged. *** Will, Jared, and Mug then decided to walk around town for a bit, and waited near an intersection for the light to change. “So when are we leaving for Floaroma?” Mug asked impatiently. “Soon girl, soon” Will answered. The light then turned green as they walked across the intersection when suddenly they saw two cars collide into each other. "SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULENCE!” yelled Jared. But no one responded, they just continued to walk and get on with their days. “THIS GUY IS IN PAIN!” screamed Will. However, no one bat an eye. Jared, Will and Mug then waited but no one came. “What’s going on?” Jared wondered. “We need to get out of here now. Let’s get our Pokémon back from Nurse Joy,” Will answered. The three of them (plus Elekid and Riolu, we can’t forget about them) then ran towards the Pokémon Centre and entered the building. “We’d like our Pokémon back, thanks.” Will requested. “I’m sorry, who are you?” Nurse Joy asked. “We just came here earlier to give our Pokémon!” Jared shouted. “I’m sorry no you didn’t. But if you’d like us to heal your Pokémon like your Elekid and Riolu for example, we’d be delighted to,” Nurse Joy answered. “Give us our Pokémon back!” Will shouted. “We hope to see you again,” Nurse Joy answered. “This is an outrage,” Jared roared. However a man walked up to them. "Don’t bother,” he said, “they’ve all been taken.” “Taken…where?” Jared turned around and noticed he was the same man that helped them escape before. “Who…are you?” Will asked. “My name is Looker, a member of the international police,” as a weird jazzy/noir-ish theme played in the background. “I want theme music,” whined Jared. “Jared, this is a story. That won’t matter,” Mug responded. “I have come to the Sinnoh region to investigate activities of Team Galactic,” continued Looker. "Team Galactic!?” everyone said at the same time. “Team Galact-awww I wanted to be a part of it,” Riolu echoed after they were finished simultaneously talking at the same time. I still don’t get how they do it! “Yes…they were behind your inability to leave last time. And I believe to accomplish something much worse,” Looker revealed as they walked out of the Pokémon centre, “take a look around.” Jared then looked around to see a man jogging, a woman on her phone, and a guy carrying a brief case. “They look like ordinary people,” Jared responded. “Exactly, they look like it. Take a closer look,” Looker answered. Arceus that sentence had the word ‘look’ a lot. Will then looked at them and saw a man jogging, but as he was jogging his hair began to shake as a blue strand emerged. A woman was on her phone, but as she took it off her ear he saw that it was off. And the guy carrying a brief case had a ‘G’ on it. “These are not ordinary people. Team Galactic has slowly but surely replaced the entire city with grunts. With no one noticing or blinking an eye,” Looker revealed. “But…why?” Will asked. “To cover something up. Something nearby, and I’m here to find it.” Looker answered. “We need to warn the mayor!” Jared, Will, Riolu, and Elekid said at the same time (STOP IT!). They then began to run off. “No…wait! You have to know something!” shouted Looker but they did not listen. However, Mug walked back. “What?” she asked. “You think the mayor wouldn’t notice a city being replaced under his nose?” Looker told Mug. *** Jared, Will, Riolu, and Elekid entered city hall and walked into the mayor’s office. “Ah Jared and Will, it’s so nice to see you both again,” Es Cade greeted. “Your city has been taken over and you haven’t even noticed it!” Jared yelled. “That’s some bold accusations,” Es Cade answered. “Everyone is acting strange and weird. They are not who they say they are,” Will told Es Cade. “Aren’t they Will, aren’t they?” he asked. “No! Why would I say that if they were?” Will said. “You are just a bunch of teenagers, how would you know this?” Es Cade answered. “Because there’s an officer of the international police here that’s been investigating this city for months,” Jared revealed. “Heh heh heh. Thanks for that piece of info,” he giggled. *** “The mayor…he’s a part of the conspiracy,” Looker told Mug, “now go!” Mug then ran off. Suddenly, four Galactic Grunts surrounded Looker. “I see you’ve finally found your leak,” he told them as they all grabbed him. *** Es Cade’s hair then popped out. “Guards, in here at once. We can’t let these two leave the city,” Evice yelled at the intercom. Two galactic grunts then entered the room. “Seize them. Take them to Mars,” Evice demanded as he began to walk out of the building. “Okay so how about we have a Pokémon Battle. If we win you let us go, if you lose we’ll let you kidnap us. Yeah that’s a safe agreement,” Will requested. “Now why would we agree to that?” Evice responded as he walked out of the room. The two grunts then ran towards Jared and Will but Riolu and Elekid jumped in the way. “Yeah we aint gonna let you do that to us bro. Y’know what I’m sayin?” Will said. “Okay fine, if it’s a Pokémon battle you want. It’s a Pokémon battle you’ll get!” shouted the grunt, “Stunky go!” "You’re up Glameow!” shouted the other grunt as a skunk and a cat beamed out from a flash of light. “Riolu, begin things with a Force Palm!” shouted Will. “Glameow, Fake it Out!” responded a grunt. As Riolu’s fist began to glow, Glameow rushed up to it and slapped its cheek causing Riolu to lose focus. “Elekid, Rock Smash now!” shouted Jared. Elekid then rushed up to the Glameow and kicked it away as Riolu and Elekid high fived. “YOU AREN’T EXACTLY HELPING!” the grunt shouted to another. “Don’t worry I got this,” responded the other grunt, “Poison Gas.” Suddenly a giant odour was emitted. “Ugh what’s that stench,” complained Will as he plugged his noise. “Heh, gross humour,” Jared responded as he followed what Will was doing (I’M TRYING TO GET CREATIVE WITH THESE ACTION DESCRIPTIONS, OKAY?) The grunt then looked forward and saw that Elekid and Riolu were gasping to breathe. “Glameow, Play Rough on Riolu!” As the grunt commanded this, Glameow then ran towards Riolu and smashed into it while glowing pink. Riolu then was knocked down but got back up as the odour faded. “Elekid, Thundershock on Glameow!” yelled Jared “Glameow use Faint Attack to get out of there,” responded the grunt. Elekid then shot electricity at the cat but it faded away and then appeared right behind Elekid. However Riolu ran up to it with a punch as fast as bullets (Bullet Punch; by the way this was commanded without being mentioned. It’s just an easier way at times to convey the battle and a good balance between both styles) and hit Glameow before it can do anything. Glameow was sent flying. “Elekid, Thundershock again!” shouted Jared. “Stunky, Sucker Punch!” responded the grunt. As Elekid prepared to shoot electricity, Stunky rushed up to it and punched it right in the face. How r00d. “Wha…how?” Jared said with confusion (he then hit himself!). “Sucker Punch always goes before you can use an attack, bitch,” the grunt answered. “Now Glameow, Aerial Ace!” yelled the grunt. As Glameow was still flying it swiftly landed on the ground and began running towards Riolu. “WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME THEY’RE AFTER!!!” wailed Riolu. However Elekid jumped in front of it with a Protect as Glameow bounced off it. “Riolu finish it off with a Power-Up Punch!” responded Will. Riolu then ran around the forcefield and ran towards Glameow. “Stunky stop it in its tracks with an Acid Spray!” the grunt commanded. “LSD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” gleefully shouted Stunky as it sprayed acid towards the running Riolu. “What the hell! If Elekid suddenly gets a protecting move, so do I!” barked Riolu. As the acid was about to hit Riolu, its eyes glowed orange as it suddenly jumped upwards to avoid it. “Sweet Riolu, you learned Detect!” shouted Will. “Thanks genius,” sarcasticized Elekid. Riolu while falling looked towards Glameow as it clenched its fist once again. It then smirked as it did a little somersault and fell towards Glameow fist first. “Is that even possible?” remarked Elekid. It then saw Glameow smiling, looking at Riolu. “Glameow, Shadow Ball Riolu!” went the grunt. “Oh no ya don’t! Elekid, Electro Web it!” yelled Jared. Elekid then sent out a web to trap Glameow as Riolu smashed right into its face. The web then broke off as Glameow fell to the ground, fainted. “Bwahahaha,” laughed Riolu, “that’s what you deal with Rio-” But before it could finish its sentence its eyes wide opened as it glowed purple. Riolu then fell to the ground, fainted. “Riolu, noooooooo!” screamed Elekid. However its body glowed purple as well as it felt a sharp sting. “Hahaha I guess you sustained some poisoning from that Poison Gas earlier,” taunted the grunt (now Jared can’t use any non-attacking moves for the next few turns!), “Stunky Acid Spray!” “Drugs are bad, mmmkay?” responded Jared as Stunky shot a spray towards Elekid which Elekid protected. Elekid then ran towards Stunky with a Rock Smash. Stunky then Sucker Punch it in the cheek while at the same time Elekid Rock Smashed it in the cheek. “Stunky, Night Slash!” yelled the grunt. “Elekid, Dual Chop!” responded Jared. The Stunky slashed towards Elekid, but Elekid blocked it with a fist glowing royal blue (man it’s amazing how these Pokémon are capable of glowing various colours.). Elekid then smashed the other fist into Stunky. “Hahaha Dual Chop hits twice. One to block and one to strike,” Jared explained. “WILL YOU GUYS STOP EXPLAINING GAME MECHANICS?” yelled Elekid as it sent Stunky toppling over. “Shock Wave!” went Jared as Elekid sent out a wave of electricity that headed towards Stunky. “Stunky, uhhh….” Nervously went the Grunt as he opened up Stunky’s serebii.net’s move set page, “OH ARCEUS YOU LEARN NO ATTACKS THAT CAN HELP ME IN THIS SITUATION. I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN A CROAGUNK.” “Filler comment,” Jared stated. “Okay uhhh…that’s it. RAGEQUIT time! EXPLOOOOOOOOOOOSION!!!!!!!” shouted the grunt. “How can a skunk explode?” wondered Stunky as it went boom. “We have to get out of here!” panicked Jared. “Thanks genius,” sarcasticized Elekid. Will then picked up Riolu as he, Jared, and Elekid began to run. They then ran through the main hall and jumped out of the building as they tumbled down the steps. “Owww our ribs!” everyone shouted at the same time. However they then got up as Jared and Will nodded to each other. They then put on their sunglasses and walked away as the building exploded. “YOU DICKS, ITS NIGHT TIME!” Elekid shouted, referring to the fact they were wearing sunglasses. “C’mon let’s get out of here,” Jared observed. “Again with the useful advice,” sarcasticized Elekid. However they then looked around to see many galactic grunts surrounding them, with two of them holding Looker. “Nooooooooooooo my office!” wailed Evice. “You’ll never get away with this,” barked Looker. "Silly Looker with the clichés,” responded Evice, “NOW TAKE THEM TO MARS RIGHT NOW! And will someone PLEASE shut up this theme music?” a grunt then knocked out Looker as the music died. The grunts then then bound and gagged Jared, Will, Elekid, and Riolu as they dragged them towards a truck and threw them in. They then did the same thing with Looker “No not him. He stays here,” Evice demanded. “Would you like me to do anything about this?” Yanma asked Mug as they were watching from a nearby bush. “No...There’s nothing to be done,” Mug responded. Will then spotted Mug as he began to make noises. Mug’s face turned to sadness and fear as she put her finger over her mouth, “shhhh”. *** “I need to use the phones right away. The commander needs to be updated,” Evice said as he walked into a Pokémon center. “Right away!” responded a female grunt. “Get back into costume,” demanded Evice. The grunt then walked to the back of the Pokémon center and put on her Nurse Joy outfit. Evice then sat down at a phone and dialed a number. Mars appeared on screen. “I’m sending two more captives to you. The package will have some company,” Evice told Mars. “You know it’s very unnecessary to use code names. The line is secure,” addressed Mars as something span behind her. Evice then hung up as Mars turned around and looked at a windmill. She then went towards a door as she knocked on it. A grunt then opened as she entered. Mars then walked towards a room, took a key and opened it. “Hello there. Some friends are going to be joining you soon. I trust you won’t try anything,” said Mars. “Mmmmmpph,” responded Gryoine with a gag in his mouth while tied to a chair. Edited by Nothingjustgo, Jun 23 2015, 02:15 PM.
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| Nothingjustgo | Dec 1 2014, 07:16 PM Post #13 |
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The Superiorite
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So here’s what you probably forgot on The Sinnoh Story. Jared, Will, and Mug have all met Gry – a co-ordinator from Johto who won the Grand Festival on his first try and Jared’s role model and Mug’s mentor (he helped her get over the loss against him). However, after parting ways with all three of them he decided to hang back in Jubilife City and ended up being taken by Team Galactic. And that’s what you probably forgot on… TSS! And here’s where if you forgot you are either a brain-dead horse or you really don’t care enough about this story to remember stuff from ONE CHAPTER AGO and I don’t understand why you’re continuing to read and you should really stop. Will, Mug, and Jared (changing up the order is fun!) returned to Jubilife only to find out that it had been secretly taken over by a mysterious organization known as Team Galactic. Will and Jared ended up being kidnapped with all their Pokémon stolen from them. And that’s what if you forgot you are either a brain-dead horse or you really don’t care enough about this story to remember stuff from ONE CHAPTER AGO and I don’t understand why you’re continuing to read and you should really stop on… TSS! “Mmmmph mmph!” went Jared and Will as the galactic grunts loaded them off a truck to a warm, open field with grass surrounding them. Jared then looked ahead and saw a massive windmill connected to a building and a sign saying ‘Valley indworks – Do not enter’. Jared looked towards the ground by the sign and saw the letter ‘W’ lying there. “MMMMMPh!” they shouted as some grunts picked up Elekid and Riolu and walked away. “MMMMMMMMMMPH!” they went. “I seriously don’t get why they are gagged, there’s no one around!” wondered a grunt as they walked to a door. They then knocked on it and then a woman with red hair opened it. “Did you get the cop?” she asked. “Sorry commander. Evice ordered him to remain in Jubilife. I guess he wanted him to be kept under a close eye,” responded the grunt “I’ll have to have a chat with him,” responded Mars, “it’s bad enough that he keeps handing me prisoners without telling me first, but he keeps one of our most valuable ones? I really hope we don’t have a repeat of what happened the last time he sent a prisoner here.” Will and Jared exchanged a questioned look. “Now throw them with the other prisoner,” she ordered. “Right away Commander Mars,” the grunts answered as they dragged Will and Jared to a door with a keypad on it as well as a massive chain with a lock. “Ugh so much damn security for one guy,” a grunt complained. “Do you really want another escape attempt? I seem to recall your wife not being too thrilled about it,” the other grunt responded. They then opened the door as they threw Will and Jared into the room. As the door shut, Jared looked upwards to see Gryoine tied to a chair and gagged. He had a giant black eye on his left eye. Will then saw a burn mark on the walls. “MMMPH!!!!” went Jared. However Gry’s hands then came forward as he untied himself from his chair and took the gags off Jared. “Please refrain from making too much noise, “Gry said, “I will explain everything soon. Do not fret, I have a plan.” 32 days ago – 1 day since kidnapped Two grunts threw Gryoine into Evice’s office. “Sir, we got him,” said a grunt. “THANK YOU I DIDN’T REALIZE,” sarcasticized Evice. He then clapped his hands as a giant screen appeared on the wall. Mars’s face appeared on it. “I managed to capture the co-ordinator, ma’am,” Evice told her, “I understand he’s valuable to you?” Mars’s face then turned to an angry expression, “damnit Evice only do stuff when I tell you to. If I say sit, you sit, if I say jump, you jump. Capturing Gryoine now was NOT the plan. Do you know how unhappy she’ll be that she wasn’t the one that got to do it?” “I’m sorry Mars, I thought…” “Exactly you thought wrong,” coldly answered Mars, “now send him over here and I’ll deal with him since you’re too incompetent to even breathe.” “Screw you, I didn’t sign up to be treated like a monkey!” Evice bitterly answered. “See there’s your incompetency,” Mars answered, “MONKEYS. DON’T. EXIST!” She then hung up. “I swear I get no respect here,” grumped the mayor as he approached Gry, “well I guess you’re leaving Jubilife city.” He then kicked Gryoine in the face and Gry lost consciousness. Chapter 12: Kidnapped 30 days ago – 3 days since kidnapped Gryoine was confused. What could this evil team wish by his capture? Is it wealth they wanted? No, Gryoine did not have that. Gry started from the bottom now he’s here. He was even so distraught his mind was making Drake references! He tried to wiggle his hands to reach his Pokéball in his pocket but realized Ponyta’s Pokéball was not there. He tried to reach his other Pokéball but hesitated at the last second. No, it was not time. Not yet. The truck he was in came to a halt as two men opened the back and carried him out and into a building of what he could assume is called the ‘Valley Windworks’ due to a nearby sign. They then threw him in a room and locked the door. “Gry, Gry!” What’s that? Gry swore he heard Ponyta’s voice but he could not see him. “Gry!” Gry looked around, but all he heard was his Pokémon’s voice. He glanced upwards and saw a vent. Ponyta must be in a different room. “Gry…” whimpered Ponyta as it looked around. The grunts could never get him in his ball so instead they had shackled him to the ground. “Ponyta, are you harmed?” Gry inquired. “I’m fine,” replied Ponyta as he glanced as his Pokéball on the desk. “Do not fret, I am going to get you out of here. We will escape from these people and learn who they are,” assured Gry. 25 days ago – 8 days since kidnapped Ponyta kept running around turning into fire. “Are you okay Ponyta? It has been 5 days since you have started at this attempt,” Gry inquired. “THANK YOU I CAN READ THE HEADING,” bitterly responded Ponyta, “it’s hard to do this at a consistent rate without the grunts knowing. Plus it really hurts trying to do always use the Flame Wheel.” “Ah,” responded Gry. “Okay once more,” Ponyta shouted as it started to gallop forth. He looked back and saw his chains really loose and then did a burst forward. Ponyta then emitted into a wheel of fire as the chain broke off. “Now Bounce!” ordered Gryoine as Ponyta sprung up into the vent. Suddenly Gry’s door opened as a female Galactic Grunt entered. “Hey why did everything just get hotter?” she asked, “You better not be making an escape attempt. That is strictly forbidden.” Ponyta then fell downwards and landed in front of Gry. “DID YOU NOT READ THE RULES?” she screamed as she pointed at a giant poster with a list of rules, “rule #47: If captured by Team Galactic, you are not allowed to escape.” “Fire Spin,” Gry declared. Ponyta then shot out a spiral of fire at the grunt causing her to be set on fire. “Nooooo my rules!” she screamed as she saw the poster being turned to ashes. However she then glanced down, “HOLY HELL I’M ON FIRE!!!!” Suddenly a male grunt entered and saw her on fire, “Wow honey, I see you finally decided to get hot!” Welp folks we did it. We have had a lot of jokes in The Sinnoh Story, but we are proud to present the worst one yet! Can we top this? “My rules! My precious rules,” she sobbed. She then started to grasp the ashes as the pile got bigger FROM HER FLESH. “What’s cookin good lookin?” her husband inquired. ….And we just did it. As the woman burned to death without feeling anything, Gry ran out of the room. Gry and Ponyta continued to sprint through the empty hall, scrambling for an exit. It had been ages since he was held captive, and he was scared. That was strange, Gry didn’t usually feel fear. “Where are all the guards Gry?” Ponyta asked. “They all must be occupied with something,” Gry answered. They then found the exit and Gry began to walk out of it but hesitated and turned back. “What? We can easily escape!” Ponyta whispered. “Yes but we must know what these people are interested in here. A power generator does not suit such organization,” responded Gry, “they are likely having a meeting about it right now.” “Wow that’s coincidental,” Ponyta answered. They then began to walk around until they saw big doors with light beaming from the gap. Gry then put his ear to the door. “We won’t be here for much longer,” Mars told the grunts, “we almost have enough power.” Power? For what? wondered Gry. Sometimes he wished he was in a place with more incompetent villains, those who spoke their exact plans out loud when the main character was listening in. …And the reward for the most pretentious thing we’ve said in the story goes to that…wait never mind, chapter 1 still exists. Anyway moving on. “Wait commander you might want to look at this,” a grunt nudged at Mars. “What?” Mars answered. He then pointed at the screen which showed a whole bunch of rooms, including Gry’s. They then saw he wasn’t there. “The prisoner has escaped!” the Grunt shouted. “THANK YOU I DIDN’T REALIZE,” sarcasticized Mars. Gry heard that, “Ponyta they have made us. We must run away immediately and get assistance!” The two of them then ran towards the exit as grunts chased after him. “Ponyta, Fire Spin!” he instructed as Ponyta shot out a wall of fire blocking the exit. “Purugly, Rain Dance!” Gry then ran out and towards the sign. He looked behind him to see the Fire Spin getting smaller and smaller. He then ran behind the sign and ducked underneath it. “Gry it’s time to send her out!” Ponyta shouted. “No she won’t be of use here,” Gry responded. He then panicked as he looked around. He realized he was probably going to be recaptured, but he just needed something useful from this escape attempt. He saw the sign had letters bolted on to them with screws (because apparently technology does not exist????). “Ponyta, Horn Drill to remove a screw!” Gry instructed. “Man it’s a good thing I know this insanely powerful move for this exact circumstance,” Ponyta remarked as a horn grew from its forehead and went inside the screw. It then began to spin. “OW OW OW!!!!!!!!!” shouted Ponyta. “Hey what’s that screaming?” a grunt went as they moved towards Gry. The screw then got looser and looser as a grunt spotted Gry. “He’s here guys!” a grunt shouted as they all ran towards him. Suddenly the screw fell off and into Gry’s hands while the grunts surrounded him. They then grabbed him and Ponyta as the letter ‘W’ fell off the sign. 24 days ago – 9 days since kidnapped Gry was a lot more constricted this time, which was understandable. He was sitting on a chair, with his hands tied to the edges and a gag in his mouth. He was not sure where Ponyta was, likely in the other room. He then began to wiggle his fingers, trying to move the screw which was caught between his fingers. He had no idea how the grunts did not notice the screw, he guessed they were too busy dragging him in to the room and tying him up. 23 days ago – 10 days since kidnapped Mars walked in to the room as Gry still had his screw in his fingers. She had a plate of food on a tray. “I’m sorry for not feeding you anymore,” Mars apologized, “It’s just a huge chore now that we’ve had to bound you. No grunts will do it anymore so now I have to. Thank you for making my life harder.” She then took out the gag from his mouth. Gry tried to scream but he had no energy. “What…do you want from me?” he asked. “It’s not what you want, it’s who you are.” She answered. She then took out a bottle with some substance that Gry wasn’t sure if it was a solid or liquid. “We’re going to have to feed you this,” she answered, “It’s some sort of weird health smoothie. It has enough nutrition to keep you alive and satisfy your hunger and thirst.” “But…tray,” he asked looking at the tray of food. “Oh that? That’s for me,” Mars answered as she force fed him the junk. It tasted disgusting, but Gry didn’t care. He just needed to live. Mars then gagged him and left the room. He then began to wiggle his hand, with the screw breaching the ropes… 16 days ago – 17 days since been kidnapped Gry sawed and sawed. It was especially tough to cut a thick rope with such a tiny screw, but anything is possible when you are determined. Gry was determined. He had been here for ages, longer than he could remember. Fortunately he was strong enough to survive this, and he felt it was inevitable for them to come after him anyway. He had realized what they wanted from him. Well…not what they wanted but who he was. He felt the rope getting thinner and thinner, he was almost there. He figured it would be hard for him to disguise his breached rope to the grunts, but they barely visited him anymore. Suddenly he felt a snap as his rope broke off and his left hand was free. But he couldn’t escape, not yet. If he tried he’d just be caught again. He had to bide his time. 10 days ago – 23 days since been kidnapped “Ponyta are you still there? Are you okay?” Gry asked as he was shouting near the wall. He then started to bang his fist, “Ponyta…please. Answer.” Suddenly he heard a rattle at his door as he quickly ran to the chair and tied up his hands. The extra security measures that they took to lock him up really helped him have a warning on when they were coming in. “You…you KILLED MY WIFE!” a grunt with bloodshot red eyes and water all over his face said teariliy, “they said…I couldn’t visit you since it was too soon. But it’s been two weeks and I don’t feel any better. It’s time I finally face you even if I am not over it!” “I…apologize,” responded Gry. However the grunt didn’t listen and sucker punched him right in the eye. “YOU’RE A CURSE!” he screamed as he barged off. It was time for Gry to leave. But he had to wait. Wait for the opportunity to provide itself. The present “We need to act quickly,” Gry told Will and Jared, “I believe our Pokémon is in the room next door, but they are likely muzzled and chained.” “But Gry…the door is locked,” Will responded. “Yes but this grunt frequently visits me due to…some personal history we have,” Gry answered, “he is blinded by his rage and I believe we can take advantage of this.” The three of them then sat around for a couple of hours planning their escape until eventually they heard the door rattle. The grunt then barged in. “HERE’S YOUR STUPID SHAKE!” yelled the grunt as he threw a bottle at Gry’s face. He then walked up to him and put his face directly in front of Gry’s, “listen you punk. It was really hard to keep my cool in front of my partner earlier. Now we’re all alone and I can be as upset as I want!” As the grunt was yelling at Gry, Will got up behind him and punched him right in the back. The grunt then turned around but Gry got up and smashed the chair in the grunt’s face. The grunt then fell to the ground. “THE GALACTIC GRUNT IS UNABLE TO BATTLE! THE WINNER OF THIS BATTLE GOES TO GRY!” yelled Jared. Gry and Will then looked at Jared weirdly. “Sorry,” Jared replied. “>_>” somehow responded Gry. The three of them then ran out of the door and looked at the one adjacent to them. “Here I got this!” yelled Will as he kicked the door. However nothing happened. “Aww man I was hoping that would work,” he moaned. Jared then ran back into the other room and came back holding a Klefki. “I found their keys,” Jared responded as he took a key from Klefki’s ring and put it in the keyhole. “Heehee that tickles,” responded the Klekfi. The door then opened as they saw Ponyta shackled. Will and Jared then looked in a bin and saw their Pokéballs, but Elekid and Riolu weren’t in sight but saw two broken off shackles. “They were here,” Ponyta told them as Gry picked up Ponyta’s Pokéball, “they escaped though. They’re very powerful Pokémon. Must have gone through the vents.” Gry, Ponyta, Will, and Jared then ran out of the room and towards the exit. “We cannot leave until we have stopped what this organization is up to,” Gry told them as they were running, “they are siphoning power from the Windworks for something unpleasant.” “Oh don’t worry about that. We’re done here,” responded a voice. Gry turned around to see Commander Mars standing there, with Jared grabbing his chest and heavily breathing. “MY ARCEUS YOU STARTLED ME. HOW DID YOU SNEAK UP ON US LIKE THAT?” Jared yelled while panting. “This is the last time you will ever escape,” shouted Mars as grunts surrounded them. “Don’t worry, I want to deal with these guys personally,” Mars told them as they all disbanded, “ZUBAT GO!” Jared and Will readied their Pokéballs, but Gry stopped them, “this is my affair. Allow me to partake in this battle.” Ponyta then jumped forward as a Zubat appeared. "Ponyta, use a Flame Wheel.” Gry instructed. “Zubat, Venoshock it.” Mars replied. Ponyta then turned into a wheel of flames as Zubat shot some gunk at it. The sludge then went into the fire and starting spinning with the fire as it rotated around the horse. The flames then eventually became a bunch of goop. Ponyta continued to run but it was slowed down to the goop in the fire, which caused Zubat enough time to fly out of the way. It then ran towards a wall. “Stomp on the wall,” Gry shouted as Ponyta’s leg smacked into the wall and caused it to fly in the opposite direction towards Zubat. “Zubat, use Air Cutter!” Mars retaliated. Zubat then shot various blades of air at the flying Pontya. “Now Horn Drill on the Venoshock,” Gry yelled. Inside the flying wheel of fire, Ponyta’s forehead then spawned a horn. It then began to spin as the goop sucked out of the wheel of fire and towards Ponyta’s horn. This made Ponyta immediately go faster and zoomed right through the Air Cutter and into Zubat. Ponyta landed on the ground looking weak. "Why is Ponyta so tired?” Jared wondered. “Bro, look, “observed Will, “the Venoshock damaged Ponyta when it sucked it out of the wheel. Gry had to do it in order to pull of the hit. Yknow what I’m sayin?” “Ponyta, Bounce and then Will-O-Wisp,” Gry ordered. Ponyta then jumped higher and shot flares towards Zubat. “Zubat, Acrobatics outta there!” Mars responded. As the flares were about to touch Zubat, the bat did a quick spin out of the way. Ponyta then fell towards Zubat, but Zubat’s wings glowed (Wing Attack) and flew upwards towards the horse. The two Pokémon both smashed into each other then landed on the ground. “Aerial Ace!” Mars shouted. “Dig!” Gry retorted. Zubat flew towards Ponyta, but the horse quickly burrowed underground. Zubat then flew right in due to the homing nature of the attack. “Now Echoed Voice,” Gry stated. Zubat then continued to fly in the underground tunnel, when suddenly it heard a loud shriek which caused everything to shake. The tunnel then collapsed on Zubat as Ponyta popped out of the ground. “ZUBAT CLAW YOUR WAY OUTTA THERE!” yelled Mars. “Silly Mars, Zubat doesn’t have claws,” Jared said as Will looked at him weirdly. “Ponyta now Bounce,” Gry said as Ponyta sprung upwards then fell towards the ground. “Now Dig!” further instructed Gry. Ponyta then smashed right into the ground and went right under and landed in front of Zubat who was pinned down. “Oh hello there, how are you?” Ponyta asked. “I’m good…and you?” responded Zubat confused. “Ima Incinerate you now,” Ponyta stated. “Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!” cried Zubat as Ponyta shot out a ball of fire at Zubat. The ball then went towards the pinned down Zubat, but the fire then spread into a column as it pushed Zubat out of the hole and above ground like a volcanic geyser. Zubat then fell to the ground, fainted. “ZUBAT IS UNABLE TO BATTLE. THE WINNER OF THE ROUND GOES TO GRY AND PONYTA!” declared Will, “see? This is a good time to do it!” “Now that was a warm up!” Jared said, “get it…because Ponyta’s a fire-type?” Will then punched Jared. “The boy is right. That was a warm up,” Mars stated, “now I’ll show you my real power!” She then threw a Pokéball and out came a really really really really REAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLY fat cat. Will took out his Pokédex. “Purugly, the really easy to make fun of Pokémon. I mean it literally has UGLY in its name, there are so many possible jokes that I can go with. However because of the easiness of its expense I will take the high road and not crack a single joke,” the Pokédex analyzed. “I’m so ugly,” Purugly moaned. “Purugly, Assist!” Mars ordered. Purugly’s eyes then glowed pink as it grabbed a hold of Ponyta with a Psychic. “What!?” Gryoine shouted. Gry then proceeded to wonder why he shouted that, as it’s not very unbelievable for a Pokémon to use Psychic. "Ponyta, Fire Spin!” responded Gry. As Ponyta was dangling in the air with a glowing pink energy it shot out a spiral of fire towards the incredibly ugly Pokémon. “Purugly, Rain Dance!” Mars yelled. Purugly then let go of Ponyta as it did a dance (eww…ugly things should not dance) which caused the spiral of fire to be put out. This also caused the flames around Ponya to die too. “EEEEEEEK I’M NAKED!” panicked Ponyta. “Ponyta our fire moves may be limited but fortunately you have others as well,” Gry motivated, “Now Stomp!” The horse then galloped towards the ugly cat. It then stopped in front of it and raised its hooves, but Purugly raised its claw and slashed (Slash) Ponyta right in the hooves. “OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!” cried Ponyta as it toppled over. “Fury Swipes!” yelled Mars. Purugly then began to claw at Ponyta’s face, while Ponyta just lied on the ground hopeless. “Body Slam!” Mars screamed. Purugly then fell towards Ponyta. “Dig Ponyta!” yelled Gry. Ponyta then began to move its hooves but screamed in pain from the previous cut. Purugly then squished Ponyta. “Ugly things….should not be on top,” slowly said Ponyta while gasping for air. Its eyes then turned to swirly thingies. “PONYTA IS UNABLE TO BATTLE. THE WINNER OF THIS ROUND GOES TO MARS AND PURUGLY!” declared Jared. “I’m so ugly,” moaned Purugly as it got off of the horse. “Ponyta…you did your best,” Gry said as he took his Pokéball and sucked Ponyta in. “What’s Gry going to do? He’s out of Pokémon,” Will observed. “Nope. Chuck Testa," Jared answered, "he has one left." Gry thought back. He could have sent her out at any moment while being attacked by Team Galactic but opted to not. He couldn’t, it wasn’t time yet. But now he had no choice. “Bayleef, provide an appearance.” Said Gry as he threw his Pokémon. With a flash of white/blue Bayleef appeared. Will took out his Pokédex. “Bayleef, the…wait what is this Pokémon based off? Some kind of dinosaur thingy? Most starters have a clear animal or plant they are based off, I don’t know what this thing is.” The Pokédex analyzed. “I don’t get it…Gry had a Bayleef but never used it?” Will wondered as Bayleef shot rainbow coloured leaves at Purugly (Magical Leaf). “Yeah,” Jared answered as Purugly shot a Toxic at the leaves to wither them, “you see Gry is from the Johto region so Bayleef was his starter.” “Huh it must have screwed up bad for Gry if he didn’t want to use it,” Will observed as Purugly ran towards Bayleef with an Aerial Ace. However, Bayleef shot out vines (Vine Whip) which wrapped around Purugly. “That’s the thing that gets me lost here,” Jared responded as Purugly tried to continue to run while wrapped with vines, “In the final round of the Grand Festival, Bayleef was the one that got Gry the cup!” Bayleef then began to sweat as it struggled to keep its vines wrapped around Purugly while the cat was trying to run forward with its weight. “soo….very…ugly” Bayleef muttered Gry continued to think. Bayleef was his first Pokémon, the one that secured him victory. That was why he really did not feel good about using her. She was very powerful, very trained. It was not right for him to start anew with such a powerful Pokémon still at his disposal. It felt like cheating. But he could not leave her behind…he loved her dearly. He had no choice. “Jared, Will…it’s time to go,” Gry told them. Will and Jared then nodded as they ran off. Bayleef’s vines then fell to the ground as Purugly continued to run. However, Mars noticed Bayleef was glowing. “Wait why is it glowing?” Mars wondered. “While I was holding your Pokémon off I decided to take inspiration from your endeavours here and take power…from the sun.” Bayleef then shot out a giant yellow beam (Solar Beam) at the cat. *** Jared took out the Klefki from his pocket and put it in the lock. “Teehee this still tickles!” Klefki said as the doors opened. They then entered the room which Gry told them was where he heard about their plans in the first place. Jared then saw a massive machine with pipes sticking out of it that were going through windows. There were galactic grunts typing stuff in to a computer nearby. A few of them then rushed towards Jared and Will. “We got this, right man?” Will asked. “Right!” Jared responded. They then took out their Pokéballs and sent out Turtwig and Chimchar. *** “Purugly, Hyper Beam!” Mars shouted. Purugly then shot out a massive beam which collided right into the Solar Beam. The two then began to push each other backwards and forwards. “So you heard we were syphoning power is it?” Mars asked as the beams continued to collide in to each other. “Yes I did indeed,” Gry answered. "I bet you don’t know for what though. Too bad you’ll never find out,” she answered. “All I am concerned about are the well beings of the civilians of Jubilife,” Gry stated. “Oh,” responded Mars, “heh heh heh. It’s a shame our plans did not succeed as I liked but we still got plenty of what we needed. Goodbye Gryoine.” The Hyper Beam then faded. *** Will and Jared then looked around, proud to see all the grunts lying on the floor. “LET’S BURN THEIR CORPSES AND SWALLOW THEIR ASHES!” Jared declared. “Corpses? They’re just unconscious man,” Will responded, “we ain’t psychopaths.” “Right…we.” Jared answered, “Turtwig use a Rock Smash!” “Chimchar, Flame Wheel!” Turtwig then ran at the Machine and began to smack it with its legs while Chimchar ran at the machine with fire. Things started to shake. “IT’S GONNA BLOW!!!!!!!” Will screamed as they began to run away. The machine then turned to fire as a massive wave of explosion-ness (how else do you describe it?) headed towards Will and Jared. Suddenly, everything went all slow-mo like. “Why are we running so slow?” Jared wondered as they picked up speed again. “Uhm we aren’t?” Will responded confused. “Oh right…the stuff they gave me on the trip here must have not worn off yet,” Jared said. *** The Solar Beam then smacked into Purugly as it caused smoke to appear. When it faded, Mars and her Pokémon were gone. “GRY, RUN!” he then turned around and saw Jared and Will running towards him. He returned Bayleef as they ran out of the Valley Windworks. Will then tossed a pair of sunglasses at Gry which he caught. He then put them on his eyes as Will and Jared put on their own. They then slowed down as they walked away from the Windworks, facing the opposite direction. BOOM! The giant windmill then exploded. “Wait…didn’t we do this last chapter?” Will noted. “Oh who cares,” Jared responded, “our readers probably forgot since they are either brain-dead horses or they do not care enough about this story to remember stuff from ONE CHAPTER AGO and I don’t understand why they’re continuing to read and they should really stop.” 1 day later – 32 days until next kidnapping "We may have lost the Windworks but we managed to grab enough power before the machine exploded,” Mars said to a computer using voice chat. “Good,” a voice replied, “our plan is on schedule.” “It’s a shame that Jupiter never managed to meet our captive. All that effort went for nothing,” Mars noted. “Oh she’ll get her chance,” the voice answered, “They aren’t done with us…and we aren’t done with them.” Edited by Nothingjustgo, Jun 23 2015, 02:15 PM.
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So here’s what you probably forgot on The Sinnoh Story. Jared, Mug, and Gry are co-ordinators headed to Floaroma Town for an upcoming contest but were setback when Jared and Gry got taken by Team Galactic (except for Mug who escaped). There, Jared, Gry, and Will managed to escape but could not find Elekid and Riolu who managed to escape on their own. And that’s what you probably forgot on… TSS! “Chop chop Elekid!” Riolu stated. “YOU AREN’T FUNNY!” Elekid responded back as he used his Dual Chop to cut the massive blades of grass. “COME ON!” irritatingly said Riolu, “we’ve been lost in this stupid meadow for HOURS now. There’s no sign of anyone!” “WILL YOU STOP RAMBLING EXPOSITION AND HELP ME LOOK?” Elekid screamed. “Ugh whatever,” responded Riolu as his eyes glowed blue. “Uhh…what move is that?” Elekid asked. “It’s not a move bro, its aura,” responded Riolu, “all Riolu’s and Lucario’s can do this…apparently.” He then began to sense things around him, seeing everything in a blue vision. Things started to move forward as he saw an outline of a tree. To the west was a creek, and to the east was Will who was running. “THEY’RE NEARBY, let’s go!” Riolu eagerly stated. Elekid then began to Dual Chop faster as they ran, but suddenly Riolu felt a massive blow to the back of his head as everything went to black. Chapter 13: Gone with the Wind “So anyone have any PTSD or anything from that traumatic kidnapping we just experienced?” Jared asked looking at Will and Gry as the three of them were walking away from the blown up Valley Windworks, “You Gry? I mean you were there for over a month.” Gry shrugged. “Yeah me neither!” answered Jared. “Aight, now that we’re ok, now we need to solve one more thing,” said Will as he thought of the missing Riolu and Elekid. “You’re right Will, I can’t believe it hasn’t been our biggest concern,” Jared answered, “WE NEED TO GET TO FLOAROMA AND QUICK. THE CONTEST IS TOMORROW!” “Uh…I was talking about our missing Pokémon,” Will answered, “Yknow what I’m sayin?” “Oh right…them too,” Jared answered, “drat I’m going to miss my first contest! That blasted Mug is gonna beat me to my first ribbon!” “Actually according to my Pokétch we are situated right near Floaroma Town,” Gry answered, “it is quite convenient that the place where we were held up was near our destination anyway.” He then giggled. “Alright,” Will said, “Kay, if everyone’s done talking can we find our Pokémon now?” “Alright Will, fine whatever.” Jared answered. “LOOK OUUUUUUUUUT!” they heard a voice. What is that voice? Jared wondered. It was so thick, so heavy. So…southern. Jared then turned around to see a man running down from a hill above, probably unable to stop. He then crashed into Will, knocking him to the ground. “Not again,” Will moaned. “I am so sorry,” the man replied. He had glasses with thick red hair and a giant, giant, giant beard. Seriously that thing had curls and curls; they could barely make out his face. Will was pretty sure that the guy had thicker hair than Miror B’s head. Will then got up, “it’s a good thing your beard hit me or else I would probably have been killed!” “Is there anythin’ I can do to make up for what I’dun?” the man answered. “No it’s fine. Let’s go guys,” Will said has he walked off. “Where are ya fellas headin?” the man answered, “Floaroma Town I assumin’? Which one of ya'lls is is participating in the contest?” “Are you a co-ordinator too?” Jared asked as his eyes beamed, “what’s your name?” “Mah name is Chris!” he answered as a beam of light shined on him and applause was heard. “What was that?” Will wondered out loud. “Ooh! I’m Jared,” Jared introduced, “and this is Will and Gryoine. Will is not participating, just me and Gry.” “Actually I am not,” Gry responded. “What?” Jared responded confused, “Why not? Don’t you want to get enough ribbons?” “I already have acquired one more ribbon than you and Madelyn,” Gry answered, “I am more concerned about aiding you two to have a better chance of acquiring the ribbon, and to do that I must let you two participate without me. I mean there is no entertainment in getting to the Grand Festival unless there is competition in which you enjoy being against.” “Wow you’re a bit cocky aren’t you?” Will diagnosed. “A tad,” responded Gry. “I see ya’ll. Anyway if we head through this meadow ‘ere we’ll get to Floaroma quick,” pointed Chris at a meadow to the side of them. “Are you certain?” Gry wondered, “from what my Pokétch tells me if we continue to travel straight we will arrive at Floaroma within twenty minutes.” “Nah, I’m as sure as a Shelgon,” Chris responded, “and besides, ya’lls Pokémon is most likely there too. I believe ‘der to be a side entrance from the Windworks that leads to the meadow. Poor fellas are probably lost ‘is all.” “Well I’m glad you agree our Pokémon is a priority!” Will answered. “But…contest!” Jared moaned. “But…POKÉMON!” screamed Will, “I mean you’re going to need Elekid for the appeals anyway.” “Oh yeah good point,” Jared agreed, “Gry, wanna help?” “Hmm…sure,” Gry responded, “the wellbeing of Elekid and Riolu are a concern of mine after all.” They then all began to search through the grass until they eventually arrived at a creek. They all began to rest and fill up their water bottles with creek water (eww). “It’s a shame we don’t have a flying Pokémon,” Jared said. “Yeah it’s a shame,” Chris answered. “Yo Chris, what Pokémon do you got anyway?” Will wondered. “Oh errmmm…c’mon out guy!” Chris shouted as he sent out a blue bug-looking Pokémon with red wings. Jared took out his Pokédex. “Masquerain the HORRIBLY DISSAPOINTING POKEMON! Masquerain evolves from Surskit, a Bug/Water Pokémon. This typing is completely unique and no other Pok’emon have it. Unfortunately, it evolves to this boring-ass Bug/Flying garbage,” the Pokédex analyzed. “Wait…Bug/Flying?” Gry wondered, “Chris, have it search for Elekid and Riolu.” “Ah right. Sorry mah bad. Must’ve forgot, heh,” Chris apologized. Masqeurain then flew off, “might ‘as well wait for it to come back, no?” “I think we should keep searching,” Will declared, “your Pokémon will find us.” They then continued to move forward until they came to a tree. Masquerain flew back and whispered something in Chris’s ear. “Uh yeah he couldn’t find your Pokémon,” Chris answered, “but one ‘sec we should split up. Maybe since ‘ers four of us we should each go in a different direction?” “Eh sure why not,” Will responded. Chris then headed south, while Will headed east, Jared headed north, and Gry went west. Will continued to search and search. While Jared was an awesome companion, Will depended on Riolu. He was his bud, the guy that won the first gym for him. He couldn’t lose him, he could not. He felt Jared was too concerned with his contest and not enough on his Pokémon, but he guessed some people had different priorities. Gry was helping and that’s nice enough. But that Chris guy…he’s a complete stranger helping. He seemed a bit lazy but it was nice enough that he cared. Will then walked and walked and walked, not realizing how much time had gone by. His legs continued to ache but he kept on walking until eventually he saw a building. He then pushed through some vines to see a small town with flowers everywhere and a big building next to a Pokémon center. 'Floaroma Town, vivid & scented' a sign read. Perhaps Riolu and Elekid were here? Will then turned around, ready to get everyone and then began to run until he arrived back at the tree. He saw Chris, Gry, and Jared sitting there. “Where were you? We were waiting hours,” Jared scolded. “I found Floaroma Town,” Will answered, “they’re probably there.” “Erm…ya’ll sure about that?” Chris wondered. “Yeah man, we combed every inch of this meadow!” Will responded as he pointed up to show a giant comb brushing the meadow. Oh great, we’re ripping off Spaceballs now. Have any of you guys seen that movie? It’s actually pretty funny “Sweet and we can sign up for the contest!” Jared eagerly stated, “the deadline is approaching.” “Yes…I believe it is in an hour or so,” Gry stated because yay exposition. “An hour is it?” Chris said sounding intrigued, “oh right your Pokémon are here. I found ‘em just south by the tree.” “Why did you not inform us of this earlier?” Gry wondered. “Because…erm. I’m kinda slow okay?” Chris apologized. They then all went through the bushes to find an unconscious Riolu and Elekid lying there. “They must have been knocked out by a wild Pokémon,” Will said, “poor guys.” Jared and Will then carried their respective Pokémon to Floaroma Town and then into the Pokémon Center where they got healed up. “Glad to see ya’ll are okay but Ima hit the hay now. Goodnight,” Chris told them as he left the building. He then passed by Mug as he exited. “Hmph I was waiting for you guys to show up,” Mug stated as she walked in. “Mug…you’re okay. I thought you were taken by Team Galactic,” Will said in relief while grabbing her hand. “Nah I’m okay,” Mug responded, “Looker managed to get me out in time. If you two idiots hadn’t run off you would have been fine too.” Mug then turned to her left and saw Gry standing there, “you’re traveling with them now? Can’t you do better?” “I am not, we arrived here just now. I just accompanied them to the contest so I can watch the two of you battle,” Gry said looking Jared and Mug. “Wait…you just got here now?” Mug responded as she snickered, “sorry Jared, you’re out of luck. Signups ended an hour ago!” “WHAT!?” Jared screamed, “I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT OUR POKÉMON!” “What’s that you said?” Elekid responded bitterly as a Chansey walked in the room, wheeling Elekid and Riolu. “Erm….I mean I’m glad we found you!” Jared said. “Bro how did you even get those two mixed up?” Riolu pointed out. “Sigh, I guess next time man,” Will said to Jared but he did not notice Jared was sitting on the floor crying. “But….I WANTED TO PLAY!!!!!” he wailed. “Perhaps they will make an exception. Let’s go find out,” Gry said. They then walked to the contest hall and pleaded their case. “Well you’re in luck!” the secretary replied, “Because we are in such a small town we did not get the amount of people we’d like and would have had to cancel the event. So if you join we’ll conveniently have enough!” “YES! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!” screamed Jared as he grabbed the secretary and hugged her. “RAPE! RAPE RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!” she screamed as two security members barged in and shot tranquillizer darts at him knocking Jared out. “He will still be able to participate, yes?” Gry asked staring at the unconscious Jared. :Yeah don’t worry, he saved us.” The secretary replied. “Looks like this bozo did something useful for once,” noted Mug, “so why were you so late anyway?” “Elekid and Riolu got lost and then got knocked out by a wild Pokémon,” Will answered. “Wild Pokémon?” Elekid screamed, “we didn’t see what attacked us. We got just got knocked out cold turkey!” “Then who struck you?” Gry wondered. *** The next day Jared and Mug dressed up. Jared was wearing a purple tuxedo with a bowtie and a boutonniere. Music was playing on the speakers, for some reason mostly from the Rock Band games. “Are you participating in a contest or are going to prom,” Mug sassed when she saw him, “oh wait you need a date for that.” “Ooooooooooooh! #Shotsfired!” Will responded as he walked in to the room. He then looked at Mug and noted how beautifully she was dressed. She had a light shade of pink dress that outlined her body perfectly, which did not seem too tight or too loose. “How much did the hemming cost?” Will asked as he looked at her, wondering how it fit on her body so perfectly. “What the hell is hemming?” Mug wondered. “Excuse me sir you cannot be in here,” a man said to Will, “please leave.” “Okay sure whatevs,” Will responded as he began to head to the door. “RAPE! RAPE RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” he screamed as two security members barged in and shot tranquillizer darts at Will. Will then was knocked out as two men carried him out. As the security members left the room, Chris walked in. “Ah Jared. I see ya managed to make it!” Chris observed, “I thought it was too late but I guess they accepted’ya!” “Yeah man thanks again for helping me with my Elekid,” Jared thanked. “Oh sure NOW you’re thankful?” Elekid snorted (not cocaine, that is bad for you). :No problemo!” Chris replied, “luckily I was the first person to sign up ‘o I made it ‘in anyway. Haha”.” Jared then walked away as the guitars from Beastie Boys ‘Sabotage’ began to play. Chris’s jolly face then turned sour. He thought about when he was roaming around Valley Windworks looking for arriving co-ordinators. He knew some would be running late. I….can’t stand it. I know you planned it. I’m gonna set it straight, this Watergate. He overheard a bunch of trainers talking about their missing Pokémon and enrolling in a contest so decided to pay them a visit. He then ran down the hill and bumped into one of them, hoping to cause him to need help. I can’t stand rocking when I’m in here. Because your crystal ball ain’t so crystal clear. When that didn’t work, he decided to help them look for their Pokémon so he could delay them from enrolling. He sent out his Masquerain to find where they were. He then snuck away and knocked them out to make the search last longer. So while you sit back and wonder why, I got this f*cking thorn in my side. However, when he heard they were going to go back to Floaroma, he knew they would have enough time to enrol so decided to take them to their unconscious Pokémon. They were a good distance away, enough to take long enough so that signups would close. Oh my god, it’s a mirage. If they entered, there would be enough to have a contest. If not, the ribbon would still had to be given out because of contest regulations…to the first person that signed up. I’m telling ya’ll it’s a sabotage. Edited by Nothingjustgo, Jun 23 2015, 02:16 PM.
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| Nothingjustgo | Dec 6 2014, 03:19 PM Post #15 |
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“Gry DIE!” Jared said to Gry. “Ok.” Gry quietly responded as he then died. “Noooooooooooooooooo!” wailed Jared as he caught the falling Gry in his arms. Suddenly it began to rain. “GRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!” Jared screamed as the rain was rapidly hitting his face, “WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!” Short #1: Regryval The contest had been postponed as everyone went to Gry’s funeral. People with umbrellas slowly walked to the cemetery as the song. “Amazing Grace” played since that has to play in all funerals. Jared was especially affected by the death. “Jared…it’s not your fault,” Will gently told Jared who was sobbing. The three of them were standing under an umbrella waiting for the funeral service to begin. “I…Gry was my mentor,” Jared mumbled. “Oh don’t be such a baby,” Mug said. “Maybe I shouldn’t…” Jared trailed. The funeral then commenced as they all watched Gry’s grave be dug. Eventually, Gry’s casket was lowered in as everyone watched it be buried until it was eventually out of site. “Would anyone like to say something about the deceased?” a man asked. Everything went quiet, and nothing occurred. “I would,” a voice was heard. Everyone looked to see Jared walking to the tombstone. “Gry…” began Jared, “he was my mentor, my friend, my inspiration. It…I wouldn’t be this far if it weren't for him.” Jared then began to tear up. “Throughout my journey I have had many setbacks, but it was Gry that got me to continue,” said Jared as he started bawling, “AND DAMNIT HE’S NOT DONE YET. HE WILL BE BROUGHT BACK!” Jared then ran away crying. *** "A regryval?” Will wondered, “what’s that?” “It’s like a revival…but for Gry,” Jared answered. “That’s stupid,” Mug noted. "YOU’RE STUPID!” Jared countered. “So how are you gonna revive him?” Will wondered. “Huh?” Jared responded confused. “Okay fine. How are we gonna…ugh…regryve him?” Will asked. “Well did you guys ever see Buffy the Vampire Slayer?” Jared asked. “No,” Will responded. “Nah,” Riolu stated. “Been on my Netflix to watch list,” Elekid answered. “YOU’RE SUCH A DORK!” Mug screamed. “Okay,” Jared said, “see when Buffy died (well for the second time, the first doesn’t count), her younger sister couldn’t handle it so the main characters had no choice but revive her…with magic. By the way how can I talk in brackets?” “But magic doesn’t exist!” Will noted. “Maybe it does…” Jared said as he pointed to Elekid and Riolu. *** The three of them then returned to Gry’s tombstone. “So everyone, do you know what to do?” Jared asked. “No,” Will responded. “Nah,” Riolu stated. "A little bit but I need a review,” Elekid answered. “YOU’RE SUCH A DORK!” Mug screamed. “Okay so first things first, when they revived her in Buffy they they forgot to unbury her so she had to claw out of her own grave,” Jared stated, “Riolu use Dig.” “Bitch you aren’t my trainer,” Riolu answered. “Riolu use Dig,” Will ordered as he unburied Gry’s corpse. “Okay now follow my lead,” Jared instructed. Elekid then shot out lighting at Gry’s corpse as Riolu touched its palm on Gry’s arm. Riolu’s palm then glowed blue (Force Palm). Mug then sent out Yanma who bit on Gry’s skull with a Leech Life. Gry’s body then began to glow. “It’s…working?” Mug wondered. “THANK YOU I DIDN’T REALIZE,” sarcasticized Jared. Gry’s body then rose into the air like it just didn’t care (he was dead after all) as the Pokémon stopped using their attacks. “GRY…YOU’RE BACK!” Jared said with glee. However, Gry stopped glowing as he fell back into the ground. “It…didn’t work,” Jared said sadly. One year later… Will and Mug then entered a room as he saw Jared sitting in a corner drinking a bottle of whiskey. “Wow have you not shaved in a year?” Mug noted as she saw Jared with a massive beard. “Gry…gry!!!!!!” Jared called out, too drunk to state anything else. “C’mon man we’re going to go visit his grave, let’s go!” Will told him. “What’s the point….” Jared muttered as he fell asleep. “SNAP OUT OF IT!” yelled Elekid as he shot a Thundershock at Jared. Jared then awoke. “Okay okay I’ll come!” Jared responded. He then got dressed and shaved as they then walked back to the familiar cemetery. Will and Mug then left a rose by Gry’s tombstone as Jared just sat there and stared. “C’mon man we’re going for lunch now,” Will told Jared. “Go without me, I need to be alone,” Jared responded. Will and Mug then walked off as Jared continued to sit there. “You know no one found out it was my fault,” Jared began to speak as he started to cry; “I mean…they knew I was there when you died but they didn’t know I caused it. Why did you have to listen to me, why? I was just kidding, but I hadn’t known you’d take me seriously. I guess that’s the moral of this story, to never joke at all.” Jared then stood up crying, “I am so sorry for everything I’ve done. You have to understand. I never intended for you to die, I never did! It’s all my fault!” Jared then collapsed to the ground crying. “That is very sweet of you but please get up; you look silly.” Jared then looked above him to see Gry standing there. He got up and hugged Gry. “Gry…you’re alive. I tried to regryve you but that didn’t work,” Jared told him, “but how did you come back to life?" Gry then smiled, “that is a very good question.” Edited by Nothingjustgo, Dec 20 2014, 02:13 AM.
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The Superiorite
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The lights dimmed as the audience began to settle. Suddenly a spotlight emerged as it shone on a women standing in the middle of a battlefield with brown hair and a yellow dress. “Hello everyone, I am Marian,” she introduced, “AND WELCOME TO THE FLOAROMA CONTEST even though I’m really not sure why you’re all interested in watching random people participate in making things look good!” The audience began to cheer and rave excessively (one person accidentally got pushed off and died). The lights then went back to normal as Marian took her microphone and began to walk around the stage. Marian then began to speak again, “30 co-ordinators have enrolled in this contest, but by the end of the day only one will go home with the ribbon. In order to do that, we have gathered Sinnoh’s finest judges in order to rate and score them based on how they use their attacks to make something pretty. Something breathtaking…something beautiful. Please give it up for…MR. CONTESTA!” An older looking man with a red suit and grey hair sat their grumpily, “excellent introduction Marian but for next time straighten your hair; you look like a mop.” Marian then grabbed her hair insecurely, “Mr. Sukizo!” she said as she pointed to a veeeeeeeeeeeeeery Asian looking man. “Don’t listen to this jerk here, you’re remarkable!” he commented behind the same table as Mr. Contesta. “And lastly, Floaroma’s very own Nurse Joy!” Marian announced. “That. Was. So. INTRODUC-Y! Your usage of the spotlight was introduce-y, you walking around the stage was introduce-y, and your introducing of us was introduce-y. Ovearll, very introduce-y!” commented Nurse Joy. “…Anyways now that we’ve gotten the formalities out of the way it is time,” said Marian as her face got serious, “as I said only one can take home the ribbon, so let’s start with the appeals round. 30 people will use a Pokémon of theirs to make something dazzling, but only 8 of them will move on. It is high stakes, a lot of practice, but the real pros will show.” She then stood there for a second as everything went quiet. “LET THE FLOAROMA CONTEST….BEGIN!” Marian declared. Chapter 14: First Floaroma Appeals “Oh hey Chris!” Jared said. “I’m Mug,” she replied bitterly at Jared who was looking at her. “Oh….awkward,” responded Jared, “I wanted to wish him good luck. I mean I would for you too, but you’re kind of a bitter person.” “Oh really?” Mug snapped back, “maybe it’s just because I don’t need your stupid luck!” “Yeah maybe you don’t,” Jared told her as Mug started to smile, “you’re going to lose anyway. What’s the point?” “Whatever, I don’t want your stupid luck anyway,” Mug protested, “knowing you the luck is going to be invested with Jared-isms which will cause it to be luck at being bad….” “That makes no sense,” Jared responded confused. “I JUST DON’T WANT YOUR STUPID LUCK!” Mug screamed. “Our second contestant is Madelyn from Veistone City!” Jared and Mug heard Marian announce from a nearby TV showing the action. “Let me show you who’s boss,” Mug told him as she began to walk off. “Hey Mug,” Jared told her. “WHAT?” Mug answered. “Good luck,” Jared said. “I…hate you…so much,” Mug told him as she walked out of the waiting room and onto the stage. “Yanma, show off!” Mug shouted as she took a Pokéball out with a symbol on it that looked like a wind. Suddenly a huge gust was felt as wind from many directions came rushing towards the center of the stage. Suddenly the wind began to pick up little girl as she grasped for a nearby seat. “Mommy, help!” the girl cried. “Nah,” her mom replied as the wind picked her up and sucked her towards the stage. Suddenly, the various wind currents rushed into the centre and converged together as Yanma appeared. “What…was that?” Will asked Gry from the bleachers. “I will not delegate myself to providing exposition. This is the job that belongs to the narrator,” Gry answered. …Oh right…job. Anyway Will, that is known as a ‘Seal’. When trainers send out their Pokémon in contests they are allowed to put a special sticker on their Pokéball which causes an effect to happen while being sent out. For some reason, most of these are incredibly lethal though… “Yanma, use a Double Team followed by a Shadow Ball!” Mug ordered. Yanma then cloned itself many times as they all shot purple spheres forward. “That doesn’t make sense…Double Team are holograms!” complained a random person. Suddenly, a giant Slaking came and ate him. “Now Yanma, Whirlwind!” Mug instructed. The dragonfly then flapped its wings repeatedly as the balls of shadow all began to fly above like meteors. “Sooo…pretty!!!!!!!” a person commented. However, a Shadow Ball then hit him in the face. “Now Yanma, Steel Wing!” Mug continued. Yanma’s wings then turned to silver as it flew towards the flying Shadow Balls and broke them all apart. This caused sparkles to fly downwards. Yanma then did a twirl and landed on the stage. The audience then cheered (even the one that got hit by the Shadow Ball). Mug then turned towards the judges podium. “Amazing combination of attacks, though for next time try to not base an appeal around a single attack. Aim for more segues,” Mr. Contesta commented. A ‘9.6’ appeared on his podium. “Remarkable!” commented Sukizo as a ‘9.7’ appeared. “That. Was. So. VIOLENT! Your gusts of wind was violent, your shadow ball meteors were violent, and your twirl in the air was violent! Overall, very violent!” Nurse Joy judged as a ’10.0’ appeared on her screen. With a 29.3 (math is fun!) Mug smiled as she walked into the waiting room. “Hot Wheels, BEAT THAT!” Mug stated to Jared. “Psht, that won’t be a problem,” Jared laughed. “You two really need to stop arguing and learn to enjoy yourselves, you are both more alike than you imagine,” Jared turned around to see Gry walking in. “As-if!” Jared yelled. “WILL YOU STOP YELLING, SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!” a man yelled at Jared. He then went back to his bed and slept. “Howdy ya’ll, great performance ma’am,” Chris said as he walked up to them. “Who’s this guy?” Mug wondered. “He helped us find our Pokémon earlier, his name is Chris.” Jared explained. Hmph, more competition for me to beat,” Mug stated. “’’Yer not wrong there missy. I am pretty bad, haha,” laughed Chris. “How…humble of you?” Gry noted confused. “Indeed, I just play for fun,” Chris explained, “I doubt I’ll even make it through this round ya’ll.” Who plays for fun? Gry wondered. It was incredibly hard work to even participate, it was strange that he thought Chris had absolutely no confidence. *** “For our seventh co-ordinator we have…Jimmy from Eterna City!” Marian announced when a guy came on the stage. “Hey he’s not a main character, why is he being shown!” protested a random guy. Suddenly, a giant Slaking came and ate him. “Alright Brock, you’re going down. Wartortle go!” he said as he threw his Pokéball in the air and a Wartortle appeared. Nothing then happened. “Hey, send out your Onix already! I’ve come this far so I can take it down!” he shouted. “Uh….this isn’t a gym battle,” Marian said awkwardly. “…Oh,” he replied, “I AM SO EMBARRASSED!” He then ran away crying. “It was cute how you thought this was a gym battle, but for next time have a better grip on reality,” commented Mr. Contesta as a 8.5 appeared on his screen. “Heh, his stupidity was remarkable,” Sukizo commented. A 8.9 appeared on his screen. “That. Was. So. WEIRD! The fact that he thought that a giant building was a gym was weird, the fact that the tons of audience being here didn’t give him a clue was weird, and the fact he RAN LIKE A LITTLE BITCH was weird. Overall, very weird!” commented Nurse Joy as a 9.0 appeared on her screen. “Wow a 26.4! That’s a pretty high score for something that was bad. What are you guys, IGN?” noted Marian. “Hey that was completely pointless to the story and nothing happened!” barked a random guy. Suddenly, a giant slaking came and ate him. *** “For our seventeenth co-ordinator, we have…Jared from Twinleaf Town!” Marian declared. Jared then ran to the stage and threw his Pokéball. “Elekid…contest!” Jared yelled. “STOP YELLING!” the guy in his bed replied. Jared then threw his Pokéball in the air as a lightning bolt struck downwards. From behind the stage, Elekid secretly ran into it and when the smoke cleared he was standing there. "Elekid, use a bunch of Electro Balls!" shouted Jared as Elekid shot out many balls of electricity, "now coat them with an Electro Web!". Elekid then shot out several webs onto the balls causing them to become thick, electric balls of silk that went flying away from Elekid. "Now Quick Attack around it and follow up by Swift!" Jared cried. Elekid then darted around to the other side and shot out many stars at each individual ball which caused them to deflect back. "Keep going," ordered Jared as he kept running around side by side sending the balls flying backwards and forwards flying from each side of the stage. "Now this time use a Dual Chop!" ordered Jared as Elekid ran to the other side. This time, Elekid started to chop at all the balls causing them to explode and break apart. A major electric discharge was caused that killed many people, yet there was still a bigger audience than Constantine's. “Psht….collateral damage,” laughed Jared, "now use a Low Kick off the ground!" Elekid then kicked the ground which caused him to be flying up. "Now Swift!" yelled Jared. Elekid then shot out many stars with surrounded him as he fell back downwards, with the stars following. "Dual Chop to align!" continued Jared as Elekid began to chop at all the stars. They all then started to re-arrange as eventually they formed the shape of a 'J'. The audience (the ones that were alive) cheered. “That was a very interesting appeal but next time try to make both halves have some continuity,” Contesta criticized as a ‘9.3’ appeared. “Your attempt to create a ping pong was remarkable!” Sukizo noted as a ‘9.7’ appeared. “That. Was. So. ELECTRIFYING! Your coating of the Electro Balls was electrifying, your electric ping pong was electrifying, and your Swift to make the first letter of your name was electrifying! Overall, very electrifying!” Nure Joy commented. A ‘9.4’ appeared, giving Jared a total score of 28.4. Jared then walked into the room as Mug started laughing. “Guess your luck didn’t matter after all,” gloated Mug. “Maybe YOU don’t matter after all,” Jared responded. “Ya’ll both did amazing, way better than what I’ll probably do!” Chris told them. From a nearby corner, Gry just stared right at Chris, not being able to put his finger on what he felt was off. But something did feel off. “Not fair why do you get to be allowed in the waiting room but not me,” moped Will as Gry walked out. “Again, I will not provide your exposition,” Gry responded. …Oh right. Gry is an incredibly well known co-ordinator so he gets benefits. Gry then walked towards a beautiful woman. *** “For our 27th contestant, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere’s Chris from Floaroma Town!” declared Marian as Chris stumbled on stage, nearly tripping. “Mantyke…come forth!” declared Chris, however he noticed his Pokéball wasn’t in his hand. "Oh my bad ya’ll, just a ‘sec.” he said to the audience. He then searched through his bag, “oh ‘ere it is!” He then threw his Pokéball and a bunch of bubbles appeared which formed a Mantyke. Chris’s nervous face then turned confident. “Alright Mantyke, use a Bubble Beaam!” Chris commanded. Mantyke then twirled around and shot a Bubble Beam all over the stadium. “Now Aerial Ace ‘those bubbles!” Chris told Mantyke. Mantyke then quickly went around to all the bubbles and popped them, except one. “I wonder what he did that for,” Jared mumbled from backstage as he was watching. “Now Mantyke, Ice Beam!” Chris commanded. Chris then shot a beam of ice at the lone bubble, and froze it. “Mantyke, Bounce!” Chris said again. Mantyke then sprang up high. It was dead silence as the frozen bubble sat in the middle of the stage. Mantyke then fell back down on to the bubble and un-froze it. It then slid into the middle of the bubble as it was rising into the air… “This…is not amateurish,” Gry said to the women while looking at a nearby TV screen. He then placed a seven of spades onto a pile of cards. “Aww man, you nuked the pile!” the women complained. “Okay Mantyke, use Aqua Ring!” Chris commanded. A ring of water then surrounded the bubble in a star formation. Mantyke slid out of the bubble. “Okay Mantyke, use a Bounce and Bubble Beam!” Chris commanded. Mantyke then bounced up high as it shot a beam of ice to freeze the bubble, causing it to look like a frozen ball surrounded by a star. Mantyke then landed on top of it as the ice bubble star thingy was falling. It then bowed as the audience cheered excessively which caused yet another person to accidentally be pushed off and broke their neck. “What an amazing appeal, however next time try to not break the laws of physics,” Mr. Contesta commented. A 9.8 appeared on his screen. Gry stared at the screen in awe. He had never seen Mr. Contesta give such a high score. “Astonishing!” Sukizo commented. The audience then gasped. “What?” Sukizo asked as a 9.9 appeared from his podium. “That. Was. So. On Time! Your Mantyke managed to freeze the bubble on time, and landed on the bubble on time, and bowed on time. Overall, very on time!” Nurse Joy commented as a 10.0 appeared. Gry was astounded. There was no way this man was who he said he was. *** “Chris…that was amazing!” Jared told to Chris as the latter walked into the room. “Aw gosh, you really think so?” Chris asked. “Maybe because he didn’t take your luck,” Mug said. “I HATE YOU!” Jared yelled at her. “YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT DOES IT. I GUESS I’LL NEVER SLEEP AT A CONTEST HALL EVER AGAIN!” the guy screamed as he stormed out of the room. *** “Alright everyone, that closes the APPEALS ROUND!” Marian yelled. The audience then cheered and raved, but no one got killed this time! However, a man with extreme excitement stabbed another guy with a knife which caused him to be hospitalized. “And now it is time for us to find out who makes it through,” Marian said as she pointed at a JumboTron. The first picture was Chris, the fourth was Mug, and the sixth was Jared. “That’s so boring, all the main characters made it through. What was the point of this chapter?” a random guy noted. Suddenly, a giant Slaking came. “Just eat me already,” he told it. “Can’t,” the Slaking replied, “so…full.” The Slaking then vomited all over the guy causing him to drown. Edited by Nothingjustgo, Jun 23 2015, 02:16 PM.
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| Nothingjustgo | Dec 17 2014, 08:15 PM Post #17 |
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The Superiorite
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So here’s what you probably forgot on The Sinnoh Story. Jared and Mug are participating in the Floaroma Pokémon Contest, but Gry isn’t as he decided to mentor them instead. They also met Chris, a co-ordinator who secretly tried to sabotage Jared’s efforts in entering. Gry is on to him. And that’s what you probably forgot on… TSS! “Masquerian, use ‘eh Gust!” Chris commanded. Masquerain then flapped its wings at the nearby Magmar. “What!? That’s cheating, go after my Pokémon!” protested the Magmar. “Oh…errr sorry,” Chris responded as he nervously rubbed the bag of his head. He then ordered Masquerain to use Gust on the Magmar’s Relicanth. “Jared, Madelyn, may I have a word with you two?” Gry asked as he walked into the waiting room. “Sure, what’s up?” Jared asked. “I wish to discuss Chris,” Gry told them. “What of him?” Mug asked. “Here is my issue,” began Gry, “there is something…off about Chris. He seems to be quite experienced but trying to maintain the fact he is not. He is trying to get you two to underestimate him.” “Hahaha Gry you don’t need to worry about me,” Jared answered, “Chris seems like a nice kid. He wouldn’t do something tricky like that.” “You honestly think this doofus is up to something that sneaky?” Mug asked. “Hey, don’t call Chris a doofus!” Jared protested. “Wait…you aren’t named Chris?” Mug wondered, “weird.” She then walked off. “Jared, do not underestimate Chris. He is more dangerous than you assume,” Gry told Jared. “Eh, I doubt that,” Jared answered. “Masquerain, finish ‘em off with a Bug Buzz!” Chris ordered. Masquerain then screamed as the Relicanth heard and toppled over to the ground, fainted. “Relicanth is unable to battle! Chris moves on to the semi-finals!” Marian declared, “our next matchup is Madelyn vs Anthony!” “Did you observe?” Gry asked Jared as they were looking at the television, “Chris caused his opponents Pokémon to be knocked out.” “So?” Jared wondered. “A knock out is considered taboo by co-ordinators standards,” Gry answered, “no one respectful does it.” “You think Chris is evil because he knocked someone out?” Jared pointed out. “Yes!” Gry answered, “The moment you start knocking out opponents, there’s no coming back. People who do that are not like what Chris appears to be.” “You’re…jumping to conclusions man,” Jared answered. “Alright Madelyn vs Anthony, 5 minutes on the timer. Leeeeeeeeeet’s go!” Marian declared as Mug faced-off against her opponent. Chapter 15: First Floaroma Battles “Piplup, show off!” Mug cried as she threw her Pokéball. A miniature whirlpool then emerged as it faded to show Piplup. “Zapdos, go!” he went. “A Zapdos!?” Will shouted with his only line in this chapter. Mug then began to worry as the seal that I don’t feel like describing occurred. However, it then finished as it showed an Oddish. “Ooo…kay. Piplup use a Peck!” Mug said confused. “Zapdos, use a THUNDER!” Anthony roared. “For the last time you dolt…I AM NOT A ZAPDOS!” shouted the Oddish. Piplup then hit it with its beak as the Oddish fainted. "Wow didn't expect that to KO," remarked Mug. “What the hell Zapdos, you’re a legendary!” Anthony shouted. He then returned his Pokémon and stormed off the stage. “Hmph,” Mug said to herself as she walked off too. “With Madelyn making it to the next round, our next match-up will be Jared versus !” Marian declared.“That’s me!” Jared said as he eagerly ran onto the field, “Zubat, contest!” He then threw out his Pokéball as two blades of air crossed to make an X-shape. In the center, Zubat appeared facing the .“Such bat, much wow,” said , “Arcanine, much battle!” then threw out his Pokèball as a fiery inferno appeared. When it faded, the Arcanine appeared.“Now class, our next lesson is on outdated memes,” Zubat said looking at the .“Very insult, such hurt,” answered . *** “Jared has won the battle, moving on to the semi-finals!” Marian declared. “Much loss, such sadness,” said sadly it walked off.“Our next competitors are a pig versus MSN!” Marian declared. “MSN?” Mug wondered confused, “What is this…2006?” “Actually it is,” Gry answered. “…Oh right,” Mug answered. Suddenly the MSN logo (which I’m sure you will all google to remember what it looks like…right?) and a pig crawled on the stage. “Use my only text, no voice chatting, annoying colours and fonts, and irritating nudge system, plus you have to download me to your computer and log in every time with obnoxious ads and intrusive notifications when someone has logged in,” stated MSN. “Oink,” went the pig. *** “And the pig moves on to the semi-finals!” Marian declared. “I’m going to go chill with my close friends!” said MSN as it joined a group of MySpace, Blackberry, HD DVDs, limewire, Internet Explorer, serebiiforums, 4chan, and NBC. “Can I join you guys?” asked Piratebay. “No, you’re perfectly fine and everyone uses you,” answered MSN, “as long as nothing happens to you, you’re too cool for us.” “Oink,” went the pig. *** “Our first semi-finals battle is Chris vs Madelyn!” Marian declared as Mug began to walk off. “Mug, please. Do not underestimate him,” Gry begged. “I’ll beat this loser fine,” Mug responded as she and Chris walked off to the stage. They then faced opposite sides. “Piplup, show off!” Mug shouted as she threw her Pokéball. A miniature whirlpool then appeared. It then faded away as the penguin stood where it was. “Masquerain, come forth!” Chris cried. He then threw his Pokéball as a bunch of tiny bugs rushed on the stage and formed the Masquerain. A dinging noise was heard as two bars of circles appeared on the JumboTron. One was under Mug’s picture, and one was under Chris’s picture. The clock began to count down starting from ‘5:00’. “Piplup, start off with a Bubble Beam!” Mug shouted. Piplup then sprayed some bubbles at Masquerain. “Masqeuerain, use an Aerial Ace to pop them,” Chris responded. Masquerain then began to fly around going through some of the bubbles. “Icy Wind, Piplup!” Mug ordered. Piplup then opened its beak and shot some wind towards the bubbles, causing them to freeze. Masquerain then crashed into one, damaging it a bit. “Ooh it looks like Madelyn managed to manipulate Masquerain into doing damage while making pretty ice bubbles in the process!” commented Marian as Chris’s circle bar went down to about 7/8ths. The timer hit ‘4:26’ “Masquerain, Whirlwind!” ordered Chris. Masquerain then started to flap its wings as it sent all the icy bubbles flying towards Piplup. The audience then gazed at its beauty. “Look at all those pretty bubbles flying, caused by Chris’s own Masquerain. And doing damage to Piplup!” Marian noted as Mug’s circle bar went down to ¾. The timer hit ‘4:00’. “Piplup, use a Peck!” shouted Mug. Piplup then ran towards Masquerain with its beak glowing. “What the? That’s not a very strategic move for a co-ordinator!” Jared stated. “She is getting flustered,” Gry answered, “Chris outsmarting her was not expected. He blindsided her.” Piplup then crashed into Masquerain and slammed it with its beak. “That was not very stylish and just boringly caused damage. That’s going to cost her some points!” Marian said as Mug’s bar dropped to 3/5. The timer hit ‘3:36’ “Masquerain, Stun Spore!” Chris cried. Masquerain then sprayed some spores on to Piplup which stunned it, “now Silver Wind!” The bug then flapped its wings as the spores started to spray all over the building prettily as Piplup was also flung away, unable to do anything. Mug’s bar lowered to ½. The timer hit ‘2:53’. “She’s being crushed!” Jared cried. “It is her fault for expecting less of Chris. She is getting frustrated and unable to battle properly,” Gry told Jared. Mug got scared as she saw Piplup about to crash into a wall. That would surely KO him. But she was so confused, how can someone like Chris be this good? Maybe he wasn’t, maybe she was just bad… “Piplup, I…” started Mug. But she had no idea what to do. She couldn’t think of anything. But then she saw Piplup flying midair. Perhaps if she could use this to her advantage, she could win. But how? “Piplup, Water Gun the wall!” Mug instructed. Piplup then shot a jet of water at the wall which sent it flying right back towards Masquerain. “Look at that majestic penguin flying so elegantly!” Marian said. Chris’s bar lowered to 3/5 as the timer hit ‘2:36’. “Now Peck!” Mug instructed. Piplup then stuck its beak forward as it crashed right into Masquerain with its beak first. “Masquerain, Gust and follow it with a Scald!” ordered Crhis. Masquerian then shot out a gale of gust towards Piplup, causing it to start to skid backwards. As Piplup was being pushed backwards, Masquerain shot a jet of streaming water towards the penguin. Mug’s bar lowered to 2/5 as the timer hit ‘2:06’. “Piplup, fight back with an Icy Wind!” declared Mug. Piplup then shot a wind which countered the gale. The water started to move back and forth. “Looks like they’re locked in!” Marian shouted. Chris’s bar then lowered to ½ as the two of them continued to fight. The timer eventually hit ‘1:38’ when Mug ordered a Water Gun. Piplup seized shooting wind as it shot a jet of water into the water blob. The blob then flew towards Piplup and crashed into it, but barely doing any damage. “Amazing, by a combination of Icy Wind and Water Gun, Madelyn managed to cool down the Scald in order for it to be ineffective!” noted Marian as Chris’s bar went down to 2/5. The timer hit ‘1:24’. “Hmph you may have even the score, but yer’ won’t win!” Chris boasted, “Energy Ball then Whirlwind!” Masquerain then shot out a green ball of energy and blew it towards Piplup. “Using that combination it has put Piplup in a tight spot!” went Marian. Mug’s circle lowered to ¼. “Now Piplup, use a Peck to stop it!” cried Mug. The ball of energy was about to hit the penguin but it slammed its beak right into the energy ball, shattering it. “Now let’s do the same thing! Water Gun and Icy Wind!” cried Mug. Piplup then shot out a jet of water and made it go quicker by blowing it with wind. The iciness of the wind then turned the water ito an ice javelin that went towards Masqeurain. Chris’s bar lowered to ¼ as the timer reached just under 60 seconds. “Masquerain, Quick Attack!” cried Chris. Masquerain ran out of the way, put Piplup followed it with a Peck. “More aggression out of Madelyn, that’s not going to gain her points!” Marian went as Mug’s bar lowered to 1/5. I don’t care, I just want to win. Even if it means a KO, which I’m sure to get, Mug thought. Piplup then ran at Masquerain and did a leap. It then dove towards Masquerain with a glowing beak. A buzz was heard as Piplup smashed into Masquerain with its beak, Pecking it. Masquerain fell to the ground, fainted. “I WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Mug cried. “Nope. Chuck Testa,” replied Chris. He then pointed to the JumboTron. To her horror, she saw the timer at ‘0:00’, with Chris’s circle bar at a ¼ left while Mug was at a 1/5. “Ooh it looks like Mug KOd Masquerain too late!” Marian remarked. “It’s okay, next time miss,” Chris went as he walked up to her putting out his hand. Mug looked at him, but then walked away angrily. *** “For our final semi final match we have Jared vs. the pig. Winner goes on to face Chris in the finals. 5 minutes on the timer leeeeeeeeeeee’ts go!” Marian declared. “Who in their right mind would let a pig in a Pokémon Contest!?” Jared shouted impatiently. He then took out a butcher’s knife and threw it at the pig. The pig then died. “Hit the weak point for massive damage!” commented Marian as the pig’s bar emptied out and its guts emptied out onto the stage. “And Jared proceeds to face Chris in the finals!” Jared then walked backstage as he saw Chris waiting for him. “Great job you. Seeya in the finals!” Chris told him jollily. “Cut the act out man,” Jared told him, “you act like you’re so nice and clumsy but you actually know exactly what you’re doing!” Chris then looked at him nervously, “kay, maybe I over exaggerated mah experience o’ bit. But I just wanted to make it far, heh.” “Dude that is not cool!” Jared yelled at him, “you shouldn’t use tricks to win!” “Tricks?” Chris said, “alls fair in contests. Yer’ bein overdramatic” “Jared, leave him be,” Gry told Jared, “if he wishes to manipulate, he might not have high confidence in himself. You can beat him in the finals.” “But…I’m just so disappointed,” Jared said sadly, “He just seemed so nice when we met him. I was hoping to make a new friend.” But Gry thought about it. Was Chris nice when they had met? He had been quick to help them search for Elekid and Riolu…too quick. Then when they did, all Chris did was detour and delay them. Then Gry remembered. “Elekid and Riolu got lost and then got knocked out by a wild Pokémon,” Will answered. “Wild Pokémon?” Elekid screamed, “we didn’t see what attacked us. We got just got knocked out cold turkey!” “Jared, he was never nice. He was the one who knocked out Elekid and Riolu,” Gry revealed. “That’s so wild accusation you ‘ave goin’ there,” Chris responded. “Is it true, Chris?” Jared asked. “Heh heh heh,” laughed Chris, “fraid so!” He then began to chuckle as the chuckle turned into a thick laughter. “I may ‘ave not caused the contest to be cancelled, you may now be prepared fer’ me, but good,” Chris told Jared, “Because those are just back up measures, ya see? I’m still better than ya’ll. And I’ll crush ya like I did to your friend!” “Can’t wait to see you try!” Jared responded. The two of them then stared at each other. Though Jared had made it far, he was there to win. And to do that he’d have to go through one more battle. The final battle was about to begin. Edited by Nothingjustgo, Jun 23 2015, 02:17 PM.
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| Nothingjustgo | Dec 23 2014, 07:26 PM Post #18 |
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The Superiorite
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The police station door opened as two true detectives were waiting for him. They were sipping their coffee, staring at him. “Thank you for coming to meet with us,” one of the detectives said. “No problem,” he replied as he was shaking and looking around nervously, “uhhh….why am I here? Am I in trouble? I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING TODAY I SWEAR!” “You don’t need to be nervous,” assured the cop, “we just have a couple of questions. You aren’t in trouble. But should you be?” “No, I swear, please!” he said as he started crying. However, Will’s crying turned to laugther, “heh just messin with ya, I know I didn’t do anything wrong. Just acting, that’s all since I am an actor.” “So, do you know why you’re here?” the cop asked. “Yeah, about the Floaroma finals, right?” Will answered, “man, a lot of stuff went down.” “Correct,” a detective said. You know what, I’m tired of calling them detectives since it’s so generic. But I don’t feel like sloppily giving a reason why you find out their names, such as them having nametags or they calling each other by it. So I’ll just tell you here, their names are Randall and Derek. “Can you tell us what lead up to the events?” Derek asked. “Alright, so here’s what you probably forgot on The Sinnoh Story,” began Will, “Jared and Mug enrolled in a Pokémon Contest, but Jared and Will’s Pokémon got lost. So when looking for them, they met Chris who ended up being the reason why their Pokémon got lost in order to delay them from entering. Eventually, Gry realized and told Jared but Jared did not believe him until Chris rekt Mug in the semi-finals. Now Jared is mad at Chris, and that’s what you probably forgot on…” The detectives just stared at him awkwardly. “TSS!” Will finished. The detectives were so dumbfounded. “Okay…firstly how could we have forgotten if we never heard this story,” wondered Randall, “also why do you you refer to it as ‘The Sinnoh Story’ (I mean if anything, shouldn’t it be ‘A Sinnoh Story’)? Plus, why are you talking in third person and who the hell is Mug? By the way, how can I talk in brackets?” “What my partner means is thank you for recapping us,” Derek answered, “now please tell us what happened in the finals.” Chapter 16: First Floaroma Finals “Nah,” Will answered. “Damnit!” Randall barked as he slammed his fist on the table. *** “Alright Jared, so can you please tell me your interactions with the suspect?” Randall asked. “I’m a random hobo you brought in for no reason,” the guy answered. “Oh sorry,” Derek apologized. “Nah just kidding, I’m Jared,” he answered, “So it all started as we were preparing for the finals…” (Flashback) “Howdy, I’d just like to apologize for mah behaviour earlier,” Chris apologized to Jared, “best o’ luck!” “Oh no you don’t,” Jared told Chris, “I know what you’re up to. Stop trying to get me to let my guard down!” “I ain’t. I mean it, I swear,” Chris answered. (Flashback ends) “Hang on…” wondered Derek confused, “you aren’t describing anything that’s happening. I mean seriously, you just just said ‘so it all started as we were preparing for the finals’ and then you just paused there for a minute!” “Oh…” replied Jared as he got out of a trance, “sorry…..” (Flashback! (this time he’s describing it to the detectves (wee triple brackets))) I’ll have to deal with this fella before we battle thought Chris to himself. (Flashback ends) “Wait…how do you know what he’s thinking!?” Randall questioned. “SHUT UP!” Jared yelled. (Flashback) As Jared was outside practicing with his Zubat, Chris sent out Masquerain. “Masquerain, use Water Pulse!” whispered Chris. Masquerain shot a water orb towards the bat as it splashed into it. Jared turned around. “HEY WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL,” protested Jared as he turned around and saw Chris. “Wow you’re trying to weaken my Pokémon before we battle,” Jared said. However, Chris began to run away and Jared followed. Jared then raced him to a nearby sketchy corner. “Hey, get out of there!” yelled a Smeargle as it was sketching the corner. Chris then ran out towards a meadow where no one could see them and Jared followed. (Flashback ends) “Wait…why were you chasing him anyway? You could have reported him or something!” questioned Derek. “I was mad, okay!?” Jared barked back, “anyway that’s when it happened.” Jared then raised his arm revealing a cast. (Flashback) Chris then came to a stop as Jared got there. “Why I ougtha....” grumbled Jared as he stopped as well. However, Chris then raised a gun. (Flashback ends) “So that’s when he shot me,” Jared said. Cue commercial break. “Damn second amendment,” grumbled Jared, “if only this were Canada!” “So why didn’t he kill you?” Derek asked. “Well he tried to,” began Jared. (Flashback) “Chris, please. If the ribbon is that important to you, you can have it!” pleaded Jared. “Ya think it’s all about just eh stupid ribbon?” Chris began, “well you’re right, it is!” He then aimed his rifle at Jared’s chest and began to squeeze the trigger. However, Ponyta tacked into Chris and a gunshot was heard. (Flashback ends) “Or should I say…he gry’d to,” Jared added. Suddenly, Randall took a gun and shot Jared’s other arm. *** “So Gryoine (weird, why do our records say that instead of your real name?) can you please tell us about the events that lead up to the incident from your perspective?” asked Randall, “by the way I STILL haven’t figured out how I talk in brackets!” “Alright,” answered Gry, “here is how the events unfolded.” (Flashback begins) Gry then walked out of the contest hall to see Jared training with Zubat. Gry knew he could become an excellent co-ordinator, perhaps as good as he was. He just needed training, and Gry was relieved that Jared took it seriously. Jared was sure ready to live up to his potential. Gry then saw as Chris snuck up on Jared and sent out his Masquerain. Masquerain then shot a Water Pulse at Jared, which Jared turned around and responded angrily. Chris ran away as Jared followed. Gry followed them to the meadow as he saw Chris pull a gun at Jared. “Ponyta, Tackle!” called out Gry as he sent out Ponyta. Ponyta then tackled Chris as he fired the gun. “Are you okay?” Gry asked as he ran towards Jared. Chris then ran off. Gry then looked down to see Jared lying on the ground, with his arm bleeding. (Flashback ends) “I then took Jared to the nearby Pokémon Center and he was easily patched up,” Gry told the true detectives, “fortunately, the bullet did not do any vital damage.” Gry then got up. “Can you please stay a bit longer if you don’t mind?” asked Derek, “we need more information leading up to the incdent.” “Was that not the incident?” Gry inquired. “No,” responded Derek. “Hey it was my turn to talk!” whined Randall. “Well too bad!” Derek answered. “So what was the incident then?” Gry asked. “Just keep going,” Randall told Gry. (Flashback) “The doctors said I should be fine to participate in the finals,” Jared told Gry. “Er….I didn’t ask,” Gry responded, “but why would you? I’m sure the judges would be eager to disqualify Chris if you recap for them the events that led to you being here.” “Yeah but that’s no fun,” Jared answered, “Chris may be a jerk but I want to win the ribbon fair and square!” (Flashback ends) “Was it really necessary to tell us that?” Randall asked. “Yeah, just skip to the battle!” pleaded Derek. “Err…why is that relevant to your investigation?” questioned Gry. “It’s not; we just want to find out what happened in the battle!” Randall answered. “Uhh ...isn’t finding out a battle through a description based format completely uninteresting?” Gry asked. “SHUT UP!” Derek yelled. “Whatever, suit yourselves,” Gry answered, “anyway so the contest staff of course wanted to find out what caused Jared to need a cast for his arm, which Jared made up a good excuse for since he did not wish to get Chris in trouble. Their battle then commenced.” (Flashback begins) “Welcome everyone to the Floaroma finals!” called out Marian as the audience cheered, “before we begin let’s have the competitors shake hands!” Jared and Chris then walked to the center of the stage and began to shake hands. “I ‘ave no idea why ya didn’t rat on me since yer gunna lose!” whispered Chris. “Please, I don’t need you disqualified to get that ribbon,” Jared whispered back, “but once I get it, you’re in trouble.” They then walked back to the opposite ends of the stage. “Zubat, contest!” shouted Jared as he took his good arm and threw it in the air. An X-shape was formed with two blades in the air crossing and Zubat appeared. “Masquearin, come forth!” Chris cried. Bugs then rushed on to the stage and formed Masquerain. “5 minutes on the timer, leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet’s go!” Marian declared as the timer began to count down. “Zubat start things off with a Confuse Ray and Air Cutter!” yelled Jared. Zubat then shot out a ball of light surrounded by blades of air as Chris’s bar lowered to 90%. “Masquerain, Whirlwind!” responded Chris. Masquerain then flapped its wings as the blades of air vanished. However, the ball of light still headed towards Chris. Jared’s bar lowered to 90%. “Now Masquerain, Protect!” Chris ordered. Masquerain emitted a green forcefield. “Looks like Chris couldn’t stop the Confuse Ray with anything pretty, so had to resort to something uninteresting. That’s going to cost him some points,” Marian observed. Chris’s bar lowered to 85%. “Masquerain, now Gust!” Chris ordered. “Zubat, you Gust too!” retorted Jared. Both Pokémon flapped their wings to create two bellows of winds fighting against each other. “Masquearin, Water Sport!” cried Chris. Masquerain then shot out a deluge of water which was picked up by the wind and sparkled all around the field. “While Chris did not manage to damage Zubat, he did make things look pretty!” Jared’s bar lowered to 80%. The two Pokémon stopped flapping their wings. “Zubat, use a Poison Fang and then a Shadow Ball!” ordered Jared. Zubat’s jaws was then was covered in sludge as the bat shot a ball of shadow. However, the poison from the fangs transferred over to the Shadow ball as it shot towards Masquerain. Chris’s bar lowered to 75%. “Masquerain, Acrobatics!” Chris responded. Masquerain then did some sick gymnastics moves to avoid which impressed the audience, causing Jared’s bar to lower to 75%. “Now Masquerain, Water Pulse!” cried Chris. Masquerain then shot out a pulse of water towards Zubat. “Zubat, Gust it back!” responded Jared. Zubat then blew wind at the Water Pulse causing it to be redirected back to Chris. Chris’s bar lowered to 70%. The timer then hit 3 minutes. (Flashback ends) “Thanks for mentioning the timer consistently,” sarcasticized Randall. “I do not have perfect memory, I hope you can understand.” Gry apologized. (Flashback) “Masquerain, Gust too!” ordered Chris. Masquerain then shot a gale of wind back at the Water Pulse which sent it back towards Zubat. Jared’s bar lowered to 70%. Most of Zubat’s attacks are physical, I need to take advantage of that, thought Jared, “Zubat U-Turn away!” Zubat then turned into a ball as it dodged out of the way and headed towards Masquerain. “Being a coward isn’t going to solve your problems!” Marian observed as Jared’s bar lowered to 60%. “Masquerain, Whirlwind!” Chris ordered. As Zubat was about to crash into Masquerain, it flapped its wings causing the bat to be blown away. Jared’s bar lowered to 55%. “Now, STOP and use Air Cutter!” Jared ordered. Zubat then stopped as it began to let itself glide with the wind. It shot out a series of blades that went forward but then blew back along with Zubat. “Impressive how Jared used Chris’s attack to make himself look stylish!” Marian observed. Chris’s bar lowered to 60%. Jared looked at the timer, only 2 minutes and 15 seconds left. He needed to get near Masquerain in order to get his bar lowered. “NOW PAYBACK!” Jared ordered. Zubat then glowed a massive black as it charged towards Masquerian. “Masquerain, Whirlwind!” Chris replied. Masquerain began to flap its wings at Zubat, but it did nothing as Zubat bashed right into it. “Chris seemed to forgot that Payback doubles in power after the attacker has already been attacked,” Marian observed, “gonna cost him some serious points.” Chris’s bar then lowered to 50%. “Now, Leech Life!” Jared ordered. Zubat flew into the knocked over Masquerain and began to bite him, sucking some life out. “Bug Buzz!” ordered Chris. Masquerain emitted a squel which made Zubat fly away. However, this upset the audience as Chris’s bar lowered to 45%. “I’LL GET YA, I SWEAR ON MA LIFE!” Chris yelled. “MASQUERAIN, Hydro Pump!” Chris ordered as Masquerain shot a jet towards Zubat. “Zubat, U-Turn!” Jared replied as Zubat flew away. “Looks like Chris is getting a bit flustered. However, that does not excuse Jared’s cowardice!” Marian said. Chris’s bar lowered to 40% while Jared’s lowered to 45%. 1 minute left. “Masquerain, coat yerself with a Water Sport then use ‘em Aerial Ace!” Chris ordered. Masquerain then sprayed water on itself created a bubble and then flew towards Zubat. “Zubat, Bite!” Jared cried. “An…interesting gambit by Jared. What’s he up to?” Marian wondered confused. As Masquerain smashed into Zubat, Zubat bit down causing the bubble to pop. “Gust!” cried Jared. Zubat let go Masquerain from its mouth as it blew a gust of air towards the bug and sent it flying backwards. The timer then buzzed as Jared looked upwards. He saw he had just over a third left while Chris had a quarter. “Ribbon…get!” Jared called out as he was handed a ribbon coloured with a light shade of green. “Ooooooooooooooooooooo!” yelled Chris as he took a hat and threw it on the ground. He then started to jump and stomp on it. Jared then nodded at Gry as Gry nodded back. (Flashback ends) “I then told security about what Chris had done to Jared,” Gry observered. “Then it happened, right?” asked Derek. “Oh…that?” Gry responded (Flashback) Suddenly, Chris’s beard extended out and kept growing and growing. It then stretched out of the contest hall. Then, Chris was pulled away by the beard as the cops were about to catch him. (Flashback ends) “Yes that is what we wanted to know, thank you.” Thanked Randall. “I…am lost,” Gry answered confused. “Oh we probably should have told you guys before calling you in,” Derek said, “our department focuses on beards. We investigate strange activities related to the facial hair located on the face.” *** “So they opened an investigation and that’s it?” Jared said to Gry from a hospital bed. “Yes, that is what I just said.” Gry responded. “So that story ended with an investigation being opened, that’s the stupidest thing ever!” Jared complained, “What kind of closure is that?” “So yo, when do you think your arms will be healed?” Will asked. “Oh the doctor said by the next chapter,” Jared responded. *** The next day the three of them then left the hospital. They then saw Mug outside, training her Piplup. “Surprised you haven’t left yet,” Jared told her, “still moping about your loss?” “Eh it was a stupid contest anyway,” Mug answered, “whatever at least that loser Chris didn’t win.” “So does that mean I’m not a loser?” Jared asked. “No, you still are,” Mug responded. “So where to next, it’s my turn to do something!” Will said excitedly. “Eterna City is nearby,” Gry told the three of them, “there is a gym there. Crossing the forest may take a few chapters but you will eventually arrive.” “Thanks man,” Will answered, “are you not coming?” “Afraid not,” Gry answered, “Jubilife is still captured by Team Galactic and someone needs to put a stop to them.” “So you are going by yourself?” Jared asked, “at least let one of us help you!” “No, I do not wish to inconvenience Will and Mug. Plus, I prefer to travel alone,” Gry answered. “Alright then, until next time?” Jared asked as he put out his hand. “Until next time,” Gry replied as he smiled and shook Jared’s hand. Gry then looked at the three of them as they walked away. Him, Jared, and Will had gone through so much together in such a short period of time, but he needed to depart and be alone again. Only little did he realize, he soon would not. END ARC I Arc II: Galactic Battles “Travis is back, bitches!” yelled Travis, looking at the nearby Jubilife City. “Who…are you talking to?” his Torchic wondered. “I’m allowed to talk to myself, okay?” Travis retorted. Edited by Nothingjustgo, Jun 29 2015, 12:35 PM.
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Arc II: Galactic Battles So here’s what you probably forgot on The Sinnoh Story. Jubilife has been a bad place. First Will and Jared were trapped there by clowns hired by Team Galactic, until a cop by the name of Looker helped them escape. Then when Jared, Will, and Gry returned they found it had been overrun by grunts in disguise of regular citizens and they were kidnapped along with Looker. Now Gry is going back to Jubilife to liberate the city and help search for the real people. And that’s what you probably forgot on… TSS! Will, Jared, Riolu, Elekid, and Mug had trekked for several hours since leaving Floaroma, even though it has been several weeks for you guys. How’s that for immersion, bitches? Eventually, night fell. “Alright Jared, time to set up the tents,” Mug said. “We have two tents, right?” Will asked, “so Jared will sleep alone and me and Mug will-” “NO!” Mug screamed, cutting Will off. “But…rival buddies,” Will moaned. “We’re rivals?” Mug responded. Will was shocked she said that. “Oh shoot,” Jared said nervously as he was looking through his backpack, “when we were taken by Galactic they must have robbed all of our stuff!” “So now what?” Will asked as he was walking, “where the hell are we gonna-” Before Will could finish his thought, he crashed into a wall. He then looked up to see a giant warehouse. “How about that random building you somehow managed to not notice?” Riolu remarked. The five of them then looked up to a sign that said ‘Fuego Ironworks’. “Staying at a random factory?” Elekid responded, “that's not what hobos would do at all!” “YAY!” all five of them shouted as they ran in to the building that was for some reason not locked. *** Meanwhile, a couple days later… “Alright Torchic, in order to prepare for the next gym we need to be as badass as possible. Got it?” Travis encouraged as he stared at the nearby Jubilife City from atop a hill. “Got it. Badass!” Torchic cheered. “NOW FIRE PLEDGE!” Travis ordered. Torchic then glowed orange as a massive pillar of fire shot in front of the chicken. “Now show off what I just taught you!” Travis yelled, “in a badass fashion!” “BADASS!” cheered Torchic. It then opened its beak and emitted a massive swirl of fire (Fire Spin). “So badass!” Travis observed as he was staring at the vortex. When the Fire Spin faded he saw another person staring at it. “Can I help you?” Travis asked. “I was waiting for your attacks to die off so I can pass,” he responded, “I need to get somewhere urgently. “Where?” Travis asked. “Jubilife City.” “You do know it’s been overrun by bad guys, right?” Travis responded, “even the mayor is in on it.” “I am well aware.” “Ah, so who might you be then?” Travis asked. “I do not wish to delve in to my real name, but you may refer to me as Gryoine, or ‘Gry’ for short.” “So you’re saying you are planning to take on dozens of Galactic Grunts and a corrupt mayor in order to hopefully liberate the city all by yourself?” Travis pointed out. “Indeed,” Gry responded. “SOUNDS BADASS!” Travis yelled. “Badass!” Torchic echoed. “Count me in, man!” Travis said excitedly. “I do not even know who you are, you are a complete stranger.” Gry told Travis. “A BADASS stranger!” Travis responded. Travis then shifted his welsh voice to sound sophiscicated, “I do wish to delve in to my real name, so you may refer to me as Travis, or ‘Travis’ for short.” “You are odd,” Gry told him. “Yes, but badass odd!” Travis responded. Gry then chuckled, “fair enough Travis. I am willing to partner up with you in order to retake Jubilife City.” Gry then stuck out his hand and Travis shook it. Chapter 17: Retaking Jubilife “So Travis, what are you aiming to do?” Gry asked Travis as they were sneaking into the city. “Oh simple, I plan to win the Pokémon League!” Travis responded. “Ah, how many leagues have you participated in before?” Gry asked. “Zilch,” Travis responded. “This is my first one!” “Wow you sure are ambitious,” observed Gryoine. “Very. But it’s more fun to be over confident than under confident!” Travis responded, “What about you?” Gry and Travis then got acquainted. Gry shared how he won the Johto Grand Festival and started anew in Sinnoh, and Travis how he already has two badges. However, they both failed to mention their encounters with Will, Jared, and Mug. Travis was trying to forget, and Gry was trying not to remember. He missed those three, but he knew he’d see them again and did not want to think about it. Eventually, they went inside the city. “Alright,” Gry whispered, “we need to figure out where the Jubilife civilians are being held captive. We should probably find a grunt and ask them.” “Oh I see one!” Travis said as he spotted a grunt walking around. He then ran towards him, but Gry grabbed Travis and pulled him back. “What are you doing?” Gry asked, “we cannot be spotted or they’ll know we’re here. We need to tail him to somewhere private.” “Ooh stealth,” Travis answered, “how badass!” They then began to stalk the grunt. *** Mug, Riolu Jared, Elekid, and Will (it’s fun messing with the order) then entered to see a small room. There was a table in the center with chairs surrounding it, two windows in the far back and a door in the middle of them. You are being watched… “OMG what was that?” Jared asked nervously. “Relax Jared, that was just the narrator,” Mug responded, “but still…we’re being watched? How creepy…” “Yeah I dunno, but I’m tired,” Will said as he sat down, “NARCOLEPSY, GO!” He then immediately fell asleep on his uncomfortable chair. “OWWWWWWWWW!” they heard a voice. Jared then looked around to see the voice coming from near Will. He looked down to see that Will wasn’t sitting on a chair, but a fat guy disguised as a chair. “GET OFF ME!” he screamed. Will then tumbled off the guy’s back, still asleep. “WAKE UP!” Riolu yelled as he Force Palmed Will’s face. Will then woke up, “nothing more soothing than being woken up by your own Pokémon’s palm.” “So what is this? I don’t even…” Mug said confused. “Oh. Welcome to the Trick House!” the man yelled. “The Trick House?” they all shouted at the same time. “Wow freaky. Anyway, I am the Trick Master!” he continued. “The Trick Master?” They all shouted at the same time. “Man that’s weird,” he said. “Wait, I’ve heard of you,” Will said. “You’re that guy from Hoenn, right?” “Correct,” The Trick master answered. “I moved to Sinnoh after my original house was beat and renovated this abandoned factory with my best tricks!” “You moved to Sinnoh after your original house was beat and renovated this abandoned factory with your best tricks?” they all shouted at the same time. “CUT THAT OUT!” The Trick Master screamed. “Anyway, if you can get through my traps you will get a reward!” “But we’re tireddddddddddd,” Will bitched. “No you’re not.” The Trick Master replied. “Yeah I guess,” Will answered. The Trick Master then spun and suddenly shot upwards. “OW MY HEAD!” he screamed as he went through the ceiling. The door then opened as Will, Mug, Elekid, Jared, and Riolu went through. *** Gry and Travis kept stalking the grunt for awhile as he was walking around the city. “So when do we snap his neck?” Travis asked. “Never,” Gry responded, “we need information from him, not his life.” “Aww man, that’s not very badass,” Travis moaned. They then saw the grunt entering a building. Gry and Travis walked up to it and they read ‘Pokémon Trainer School’. “There must be grunts disguised as children,” Travis whispered. “I don’t think that makes much…” Gry said. However, before he could finish Travis ran inside. Travis then saw a bunch of little children sitting at their desks. “Torchic, welsh it up!” Travis yelled. He then threw his Pokéball and out came Torchic. “Now shoot an Ember!” Travis ordered. “Aww yeah, badass!” went Torchic as it shot Embers forward towards the chalkboard. “EEEEEEEEEEEEEH!” screamed the little children as they all ran around, scared. A few of them began to cry. “WHERE ARE THE PEOPLE, BITCHES!” demanded Travis. However, the little children did not answer and they all continued to panic. “ANSWER OR I WILL START TO MAKE YOU HURT!” he screamed. There was no response. However, a little boy went up to Travis’s leg. “My mommy says if I’m good today I will be allowed to eat,” the boy said adorably. However Torchic jumped at his face and Pecked his eyeballs. “BADASS!” yelled Torchic as he was Pecking. “DADDY!” went a girl as she ran at Travis about to hug him. However, Torchic slammed into the girl with a Flame Charge and she was set on fire. “Will you touch my winky?” a boy asked as he went up to Travis, “my baseball coach does it all the time. It’s fun!” Torchic then shot a Fire Spin at the boy. “ANSWER NOW!” Travis yelled. Torchic continued to shoot out fire moves until the whole classroom was burning. Many kids were caught in the fire, while others tried to escape. However, most of them collapsed from the smoke because of their little tiny lungs. “I think they’re real kids,” Torchic yelled, “the grunts probably didn’t want to capture them so continued to teach them.” “Oh…” Travis responded awkwardly. “BADASS!” him and Torchic cheered. Gry then entered the room, holding a grunt. “This person was about to disguise themselves as a teacher,” Gry explained. He then looked around, “what in Arceus name happened here?” “Badass stuff!” Torchic answered. *** Riolu, Jared, Mug, Will, and Elekid then entered the room to see a wide open factory. However, they observed that there were strange tiles on the floor. “What’s this?” asked Jared. He then stepped on a tile and he started to spin and move away at the same time. “HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!?!?!?!?” called out Jared. He then eventually crashed into a wall. “Oww…my back,” he moaned. He then threw up from all the spinning. As he started to walk forward, he accidentally stepped on another tile and began to spin. “I WANT TO GO HOME!” Jared cried. “So I guess it’s just you and I, eh?” Will said to Mug. “And what about us?” asked Elekid. Will then gave a gentle push, knocking Elekid on a spinning title as he began to spin around. “I HATE YOU!” called out Elekid. “Meh, might as well,” Riolu remarked. He then stepped on a tile and began to spin, “wheeeeeee!” “So wait, you don’t think we’re rivals?” Will brought up as they were narrowly avoiding stepping on tiles. “Not really” Mug said, “I always assumed I was rivals with Jared. You’re just there a lot. I mean, have we even competed once?” “HELP MEEEEEEEE!” screamed Jared as he spun by Will and Mug. “We…participate in the same league!” Will answered as Jared spun by him. “Meh,” Mug shruggled, “We aren’t that competitive though, unlike me and Jared. Again, you’re just there.” “Well…you’re stupid,” Will said, “wait no I take it back. I’m sorry.” “Oh man, we’re so competitive,” eyerolled Mug. “YOU GUYS SUUUUUUUUUCK!” moaned Jared as he kept spinning right round the factory, like a record. Right round. *** “Where are the Jubilife civilians?” Gry asked the grunt. “Like I’d tell you!” he responded. “Gry, you need to be a bit more badass,” Travis told Gry. “And how?” Gry asked. “Let me try something,” Travis answered, “this is an ancient interrogation technique designed by a wise old prophet who was an expert in getting information. His name was Jules Winnfield.” Travis then grabbed the grunt, “WHERE ARE THE PEOPLE?” “What?” the grunt responded. “What country are you from?” Travis asked. “What? What? Wh-?” “What ain’t no country I’ve ever heard of. They speak English in what?” Travis yelled. “What?” the grunt answered confused. “ENGLISH, DO YOU SPEAK IT?” “Yes! Yes!” the grunt answered. “Then you know what I’m sayin’” “Yes!” the grunt answered. “THEN TELL US WHERE THE PEOPLE ARE!” “What?” the grunt answered. Torchic then walked up to the grunt and stared him right in the face, with the Pokémon’s beak on fire. “Say ‘what’ again,” Travis dared, “say ‘what’ again. I dare you, I double dare you. Say what ONE MORE ARCEUSDAMN TIME!” “Okay, fine!” responded the grunt as he burst in tears, “Evice never told us where the people are held. Only he knows. You’re going to have to ask him!” Travis then let the grunt go. “I knew I should have joined Team Rainbows, they’re a lot nicer!” wailed the grunt as he ran out of the classroom crying. Gry and Travis then snuck across the city, narrowly avoiding many grunts until they arrived at the reconstructed City Hall. They then entered and started to travel down the hallway. Suddenly, they began to hear something. It sounded like a tune which they could barely make out. “Hey do you hear that?” Travis asked. “Yes, I believe the narrator just revealed that,” Gry responded. Travis and Gry quieted and they began to search for the source of the tune. Travis looked downwards and put his ear to the floor. The tune was much louder and clearer now, sounding like a mix of jazz and noir. “It’s coming from down there!” Travis revealed to Gry, “Torchic, welsh it up!” Torchic then popped out from its Pokéball. “Now use Dig!” ordered Travis. “Aww yeah, digging through a building. So badass!” remarked Torchic. He then dug underground until he made a hole. Suddenly, the tune began to blast and a man climbed out. Looker’s theme then began to play from the beginning. “Who might you be?” Gry inquired. “My name is Looker, I am a member of the international police,” he revealed, “I was investigating ongoing Galactic activities in Jubilife until I was eventually captured and held in the basement below.” “We are currently searching for the other captives,” Gry told him, “they were with you assume?” “Afraid not,” Looker revealed, “I was held separately from the rest.” “Ah,” Gry answered. “So what are you doing here anyway?” Looker asked. “We’re here to take down the mayor and figure out where the captives are!” Travis eagerly stated. “We’re badasses,” Torchic revealed. “I see,” Looker replied, “well the mayor’s room isn’t too far from here. Hopefully I will be able to arrest and question him.” The three of them then nodded and continued to walk off *** “I HATE SPINNING SO MUCH!” yelled out Jared. “I guess we aren’t rivals,” admitted Will, “but maybe we should start trying to be so we can make each other better.” “Hmph, I don’t need to be better,” Mug retorted. “Everyone needs to be better.” “Yeah I guess…” Mug agreed, “but I don’t need YOUR help!” she answered as she poked Will’s chest. “Yes you do! Help is good!” Will protested. “NO IT’S NOT!” Mug replied as she got mad and walked forward, “I can help myself!” She then started to storm off in a huff but her left foot accidentally touched a tile. “MUG, NO!” shouted Will as he dived towards her. She began to spin, but Will grabbed her hand and pulled her away. “I DIDN’T NEED YOUR HELP!” she screamed. *** Gry, Travis, and Looker continued to walk across the hall. Suddenly, they saw two grunts walking towards them and hid in a nearby corridor. “Yay convenience!” Travis whispered. “Hey, what’s that?” The grunt wondered, hearing Looker’s theme music, “IT’S COMING FROM THERE!” “Can you turn that thing off?” Gry asked. “I can’t, it’s a part of me!” The two gruns then walked around the corridor and spotted Gry, Travis, and Looker. Suddenly three exclamation points appeared over the three of them and an alert sound effect played. Travis and Gry then took out their Pokéballs. “No, save it for the mayor,” Looker told them, “he’s powerful.” Looker then ran at the grunts and put his hand inside his overcoat. He then took out a baton and began to fight off the two grutns. “GO!” Looker shouted. Travis and Gry then ran towards the mayor’s office and entered. “Well well well, I’ve been expecting you,” Evice said as he turned around the chair. “You have?” Travis wondered. “No,” Evice replied. “Where are the Jubilife citizens?” Gry asked. “Why do you you waste your breath?” Evice wondered, “of course I wouldn’t tell you.” “Well I guess we’ll have to defeat ya!” Travis revealed. “Yes,” Evice laughed, “Tyranitar, GO!” He then threw a Pokéball in the air and out popped a Tyranitar. “Torchic, welsh it up!” called out Travis. Torchic popped out of its Pokéball for like the billionth time. “A fight against a Tyranitar, how baddass!” remarked Torchic. Gry then realized it was probably not a wise idea to send out his Ponyta, as Tyranitar was a rock type and Ponyta was fire. He could not let his pride get in the way this time; this was important. “Bayleef, your appearance is requested,” Gry called out. Bayleef then popped out of her Pokéball. *** “I HATE MY LIFE!!!!!!!” wailed Jared. However, he then crashed into a wall. After several minutes of profusive vomiting and waiting for his vision to clear he saw that he was right near the exit. “FINALLY!” shouted Jared with glee. “Incoming!” To Jared’s horror he saw Riolu spinning right towards him. “NO NO NO NO NO NO!” wailed Jared. Riolu then smashed right into Jared and knocked him back on the spinning tiles because physics. “SLAPSTICK ISN’T FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!” screamed Jared. “You mean this?” Riolu answered as he slapped a stick. “OWWW…MY ARM!” moaned a Sudowoodo. “Come on Mug, you were about to go spin. Right round. Like a record. Right round,” Will told her. Mug’s face turned red, “you wanna know why we aren’t rivals? Well this kind of crap is the EXACT reason. You think I can’t help myself and you always feel the need to save me!” “I’m just looking out.” Will remarked, “I do that with Jared all the time.” “SAVE ME!” went Jared as he spun by Will, but Will ignored him. “YOU’RE A DIIIIICK!” “Well fair enough,” Mug answered, “but that’s the thing…you aren’t rivals with him. If you want to be my rival you have to be a threat, or at least try to be in Jared’s case. You do nothing.” “WELL FINE, MAYBE I SHOULD START!” Will retorted angrily. He then pushed Mug on a spinning tile. However, she rotated about one time until she smashed into the exit. Will then walked towards it. “Oh hey cool, we’re here!” Will observed. “THANKS I DIDN’T REALIZE,” Elekid sarcasticized. “Oh hey cool, Elekid and Riolu made it here too!” Will answered. He then saw Jared still spinning. “I guess we should wait for him,” Riolu shrugged, “shouldn’t take too long.” *** “Tyranitar, why don’t we start things with a Rock Slide?” Evice commanded. Tyranitar then roared as rocks began to fall towards Torchic and Bayleef. “Torchic, Flame Charge out of there!” Travis responded. “Bayleef, Vine Whip!” Gry ordered. As the rocks fell towards Torchic and Bayleef, Torchic ignited and ran away while Bayleef grabbed as many rocks as it could with its series of 6 second videos and threw them at Tyranitar. Tyranitar then shrugged as the rocks barely phased it, while some fell on Bayleef. “Now Energy Ball!” Gry ordered. “Torchic, Ember!” Travis commanded. Torchic then shot out a series of embers, while Bayleef shot out a green ball of energy. “Darude – Sandstorm,” answered Evice. As techno sounding song with an insane beat played, Tyranitar spun as a whole bunch of sand flew away from it and blocked the attacks. The whole room was covered with sand. “Fire Spin!” Travis yelled. Torchic then shot out a massive swirl of fire which sucked up all the sand and spun towards Tyranitar. “Whirlpool!” Evice commanded. “How in Arceus’s name can I learn this attack?” wondered Tyranitar as it shot out a massive spiral of water. The two tornados then crashed into each other and fizzled out. However, at that second Seeds as fast as Bullets crashed into the dinosasur-esque Pokémon. “YOU’LL PAY FOR THAT!” screamed Tyranitar as he saw Bayleef’s mouth closing. It then glowed black (Payback) and headed towards Bayleef. “Bayleef, Body Slam!” ordered Gry. Bayleef then ran towards Tyranitar as Tyranitar was running towards it. “Torchic, Fire Pledge!” Travis called out. Torchic then shot out several pillars or flames at Tyranitar, but Tryanitar ran around each one until it and Bayleef crashed into each other. “Now Vine Whip!” Gry ordered. Bayleef’s series of six second videos then grabbed onto Tyranitar. “Tyranitar, Ice Fang!” Evice responded. Tyranitar’s jaws then turned to ice as it bit down on the vines. The vines then transferred over and froze Bayleef. “Finish it off with a Giga Impact!” Evice demanded. “Torchic, Quick Attack to block Bayleef!” Travis yelled. “What are you doing?” Gry asked Travis as Torchic began to run. “You have a much better chance of defeating him than me!” responded Travis as he smiled, “I’m being a badass.” Torchic and Tyranitar ran towards Bayleef. “PUNY CHICKEN WILL NOT GET IN MY WAY!” shouted Tyranitar. As it was about to hit Bayleef, Torchic jumped in the way. But Tyranitar just used a Brick Break to swat Torchic away. It then crashed into Bayleef. “I’m…sorry,” went Bayleef as it collapsed to the ground, fainted. “Travis, now is your chance!” Gry told Travis as he pointed at Tyranitar who was frozen in place, “after using Giga Impact, he needs time to recharge.” “Aight,” responded Travis, “TORCHIC FINISH IT OFF WITH A ROCK SMASH!” Torchic then ran at Tyranitar and smacked it with its talons, but it barely did anything. “Ahahaha,” laughed Evice, “you think your tiny Pokémon can defeat MY Tyranitar? WELL THINK AGAIN! STONE EDGE NOW!’ Tyranitar then spawned a massive stone in its hands as it hovered over the tiny Torchic. Suddenly, everything began to slow down for Travis, almost to a standstill. It seemed Travis was losing, which he could barely handle. Gry and Looker were depending on him to take down Evice, but he couldn’t do it. Enough bad things have already happened; he could not let yet another person down. He was just a loser, a welsh loser. “I’m….not badass,” Travis said remorsefully. However, at that second Torchic turned its head, faced Travis, and smiled. “You’re wrong, “Torchic said, “WE ARE!” As Tyranitar dropped the massive stone over Torchic, the fire Pokémon began to glow. A light then emitted throughout the whole room. Travis saw as the glowing Torchic began to change shape. When the light faded Torchic looked completely different, with now longer arms and legs. It no longer looked like a chicken. “WE ARE BADASS!” shouted Travis’s newly evolved Pokémon. It smashed the stone with its knee. “Sweet!” Travis shouted as he took out his Pokédex. “Combusken, the badass Pokémon. Seriosuly, this thing is so awesome! IT’S A FREAKING FIGHTING CHICKEN, how amazing is that? Torchic is just a generic looking chicken, but this thing is so creative! These entries are in no way biased towards the writer’s opinion, not at all.” The Pokédex analyzed. Travis then scanned his Combusken to learn all its new moves. “NOW DOUBLE KICK!” Travis commanded. Combusken then kicked Tyranitar and knocked it back. Combusken then ran towards the Pokémon and kicked it again. “Tyranitar, Dark Pulse!” Evice ordered. Tyranitar then shot out a purple pulse towards Combusken. “Combusken, Double Team!” Travis retorted. Combusken then cloned itself as the Dark Pulse started to move across the room, destroying each clone one by one. However, it then got through them all but there was no Combusken. Evice then held up a sign that said “uh oh” and Combusken, from behind, slid at Tyranitar and hit it with a Low Sweep. “ROAAAAAAAR!” roared Tyarnitar, “ONOMATOPOEIA’S ARE FUN!” “Now Stone Edge!” Evice ordered as Combusken got ready for Tyranitar to run at it. However, this time several rock spikes began to shoot up from the ground and head towards it. “That’s new,” Travis observed. “When the Pokémon is not near its target, Stone Edge behaves differently,” revealed Gry. “Whatever, we can work with this. Combusken, Double Kick off the ground!” Travis demanded. As the stones were about to hit Combusken, it quickly did two kicks which launched it off the ground. “NOW AERIAL ACE!” continued Travis. Due to the homing nature of the attack, this caused Combusken to fly in the air above Tyranitar. “Tyranitar, Smack it Down!” Evice ordered. Tyranitar shot a little tiny stone at Combusken, which crashed into it and caused it to fall towards Tyranitar. It then opened up its jaws, preparing for a Crunch while Combusken was falling towards it. “I guess we’re in a bit of a crunch,” Travis said. However he then laughed, “Nope. Chuck Testa. 420 BLAZE IT!” Combusken’s eyes glowed orange as fire surrounded itself. Due to all the damage it had sustained, it caused his ability to activate – Blaze. “NOW HEAT IT UUUUUUUUUUUUUP!” Travis yelled. Combusken then folded its arms. It then spread them wide as a massive Overheat shot below towards the Tyranitar. “LOW SWEEP!” Travis ordered. Combusken then continued to fall, while sticking its leg out as the Overheat and Combusken simultaneously hit Tyranitar. A small explosion then occurred, but when the smoke cleared Combusken landed on the ground as Tyranitar fell to the ground, fainted. “OVERHEAT AGAIN!” Travis ordered, “IGNITE THIS PLACE IN FLAMES!” Combusken then rapidly breathed fire all around the room. “What are you doing?” Gry wondered. “Just being a badass,” Travis responded. The whole building caught fire as Travis and Gry made a run for it. They then exited the City Hall as they put on their sunglasses and slowly walked away. The whole building then exploded from behind them. “Not again,” moaned Evice as Gry saw him in front of the steps. “You’re under arrest!” Suddenly, Looker’s theme played as he approached Evice and slapped handcuffs on his hands. A whole bunch of police vehicles drove around the four of them and Looker loaded Evice into a truck. *** Meanwhile, in the present… “FINALLY!” yelled Jared. “Jared…you’re still spinning,” Mug pointed out. “Oh…I’ve been spinning for so long it just feels like standing now,” Jared answered as he continued to spin around the room. However, he then crashed into the exit. “YAY!” Jared went. He then threw up for about 5 minutes straight, “I’m going to need to go to the hospital after this…” Will then tried to open the door, but nothing happened. He then saw a keypad on the door that said “password please.” “Aww, it said please. How polite,” remarked Riolu. “WHAT’S THE PASSWORD!!?!?!” panicked Will. “Are we going to have to go through all those damn tiles again just to get a stupid password!? I’m out!” Mug complained. “Relax, I got this,” Jared answered, everyone gasped. “How!?” Elekid wondered. “All you’ve been doing is spinning!” Riolu added. “Yes but while I was, I crashed into a wall that had a scroll, it must be the password,” Jared answered. He then typed in ‘Trick Master is sadistic’ but nothing happened. “Some password,” sarcasticized Mug. “Nah, I just really HAD to do that,” revealed Jared. He then entered ‘Trick Master is exceptional”. Suddnely the door opened and they walked in. *** As the cops began to arrest all the Galactic grunts in Jubilife, Gry stared at the truck. “What’s wrong, man?” Travis asked. “We may have retaken Jubilife, but we did not find the civilians,” Gry asked. He then walked up to Looker, “Looker, may I have a word with Evice if you do not mind?” “Alright,” Looker responded. The two of them then entered the truck. “If you would please share with us the location of people in Jubilife you have captured,” Gry asked. “Pfft, why would I?” Evice barked. “If you tell him what he needs to know, we will lessen your time,” Looker answered, “I mean now that you’re with us I doubt Galacitc wants anything to do with you. What have you got to lose?” Evice then chuckled as he looked at Gry, “fair enough. I will tell you where we took the prisoners. But there’s one thing you should know….It’s about who has them.” Gry got curious. *** “I HATE YOU!” Jared yelled as he tackled the Trick Master and began to punch him. “Oh good, you had fun!” The Trick Master responded as Will pulled Jared away. “Yeah, but please give us our prize,” Will pleaded. “Alright, fair enough,” he responded, “here is some evolutionary items!” “Evolutionary items?” they all said at the same time. “Please stop, it’s really freaky,” the Trick Master responded nervously. He then gave Will a Dawn Stone, Mug a Fire Stone, and Jared a Dragon Scale. “Eww…why do I get the ugly thing,” moaned Jared as he was looking at the scale. “Because you are ugly,” Mug responded. “#Shotsfired,” Will remarked. *** "So where to next?” Travis asked Gry as he got out of the truck. “You wish to accompany me?” Gry answered. “Yeah why not, my old group kicked me out and it sucks being alone,” Travis answered. “Fair enough Travis,” Gry answered, “anyway we are headed towards Eterna City. That is where the civilians are being held. There is also a gym there which you may challenge if you wish.” “Nah, I just got my second badge and I don’t need a third so quickly,” Travis answered, “kind of want to take a break and train for a bit.” “Alright, well I apologize for the detour” “Don't sweat it,” Travis answered, “You will need my help against these Galactic guys anyway. I am a badass!” “Badass!” repeated Combusken as it popped out of his Pokéball. The two of them then shook hands once again, but now as traveling companions. They then walked out of Jubilife. When they got to the hill where they were before, Gry turned back and stared at the city. It was now liberated, out of the hands of Team Galactic. However, they were still out there and Gry needed to stop them. Especailly now. *** “Well that was a horrible experience,” Jared noted as they were leaving the Feugo Ironworks. “Hey Mug,” Will shouted eagerly, “you say we ain’t rivals because we don’t compete enough, right?” “Right,” Mug responded. “Well how about we start. Let’s battle here, you and me. Settle who’s better once and for all,” Will suggested. Mug then laughed to herself, “Sure, fine. I’d love to crush you!” The two of them then stared at each other as they began to face-off. Edited by Nothingjustgo, Jun 29 2015, 12:34 PM.
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| Nothingjustgo | Jan 19 2015, 06:05 PM Post #20 |
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The Superiorite
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“This battle will be a 2 v 2 battle between Will and Mug. Let the battle begin!” declared Jared. “Yanma, show off!” Mug called out. She then threw a Pokéball in the air and a dragonfly Pokémon appeared. “Chimchar, we need our own battle cry!” Will shouted. With a flash of white, the familiar monkey appeared. “I haven’t appeared in 8 chapters, yay!” Chimchar said. And that, ladies and gentlemen, will probably be our only joke in the chapter. Chapter 18: Willing to Mug “Alright Chimchar, let’s begin things with a Flame Wheel!” Will declared. “Yanma, Whirlwind it away!” Mug responded. Chimchar then turned into a wheel and began to run towards Yanma, but it started to flap its wings and push Chimchar back. However, Chimchar continued struggling to run forward. “Chimchar, Ember!” Will added. As the wheel was spinning, little sparks of fire shot out of it towards Yanma. However, they just cooled down from the Whirlwind attack. “Damnit, I didn’t think that would happen!” Will stated. “Wow, Will actually screwing something up in battle!? No wai!” Elekid remarked as Yanma smashed into Chimchar with a Wing Attack. However, Chimchar started to rapidly scratch at Yanma with a Fury Swipes. “NOW FLAME WHEEL!” Will added. Chimchar then turned into a wheel of fire. “Yanma, quickly, Double Team!” Mug responded. As Chimchar was about to hit Yanma, it quickly cloned itself. Chimchar began to make its way across the clones. “NOW SONIC BOOM!” cried Mug. “Didn’t that game suck?” Yanma asked as it shot a wave of visible sound towards Chimchar. “Low Kick, then resume!” Will shouted. Chimchar quickly ended the Flame Wheel and used a Low Kick to slide under the Sonic Boom. It then resumed the Flame Wheel and rammed into Yanma. “Leech Life,” Mug commanded. Yanma then bit into Chimchar. “Dig,” Will ordered. As Yanma was sucking the life out of Chimchar, it dug underground with the bug still leeching onto it. From the tunnels, it shot an Ember directly at Yanma then followed up with a Flame Wheel which knocked it out of the hole. “Shadow Ball into the hole!” Mug shouted. As Yanma was flying upwards from being launched out from underground, it shot a Shadow Ball down to the ground which went underground towards Chimchar. “Knock it back, Chimchar!” Will ordered. Chimchar then shot a series of Embers which crashed into the Shadow Ball, slowly knocking it back. Eventually it nearly hit Yanma, but Yanma’s wings turned into steel (Steel Wing), did a quick flap and the Shadow Ball was shattered. However, the Embers did not stop as it smashed into Yanma. Yanma then fell to the ground, fainted. “Yanma is unable to battle, the winner of the round goes to Will and Chimchar!” Jared declared. Chimchar then popped out from underground. “Yeah, get rekt!” cried Chimchar as it began to pound its fist onto its chest, creating a beat. He then began to sing a quiet, yet catchy tune. Chimchar then glowed “Wow, Chimchar’s song caused him to start glowing!” observed Riolu. “No you idiot, he’s evolving,” Elekid corrected. The tune got louder and louder as the glowing Chimchar continued to grow and change shape. Suddenly, the glowing died as a much bigger monkey with a blue headband appeared. Will then took out his Pokédex. “Monferno, the ripoff Pokémon. The whole Chimchar line is an insanely stupid line that tries to copy The Torchic’s line success, and Monferno is the first where this is really noteable. I mean seriously, it’s another fire/fighting Pokémon that evolves from a cute, yet basic, animal. Argh, gen 4 can really suck at some points!” The Pokédex analyzed. “Electrike, show off!” Mug cried. She then threw her Pokéball in the air and Electrike appeared. “I haven’t appeared in 8 chapters, yay!” Electrike said. “Hey Elekid?” Jared asked. “What?” Elekid replied. “Aboogala,” Jared said sounding desperate. “What...was that?” Elekid responded. “I have no idea, I’m just trying to be funny, okay? This whole chapter is so dry!” Jared complained. “AS DRY AS ME?” a Dry Bones asked as it walked up to Jared. “DIE, FORCED HUMOUR!” Jared screamed as he punched the Dry Bones. It then disesembled but went back together. “I HATE FIGHTING THESE THINGS!” Jared complained, “BY THE WAY WHY ARE WE TALKING IN CAPS?” “I DON’T KNOW, IT’S FUN,” the Dry Bones replied. And the weirdest “joke” to ever be in The Sinnoh Story goes to that one! “OH MY ARCEUS I’M SO PROUD!” Jared shouted as he teared up. “Eee, I finally get to battle. Omigawsh!” Electrike said cheerfully. “Elektrike, use Flash!” Mug ordered. “Actually, my name is Electrike,” she corrected. “SHUT UP!” Mug responded. Electrike then opened its eyes wide as a beam of light went towards the Monferno. “Monferno, use a Rock Tomb on Electrike,” Will responded. “MON…FERNO!” Monferno cried as a barrage of rocks fell on top of Electrike while Monferno got blinded by the light. “Damn you Bruce Springsteen!” Monferno shouted, struggling to see. “Now Monferno, Rollout!” Will ordered. Monferno curled into a ball and started to roll towards the pile of rocks. “Electrike, DODGE!” Mug responded as she brought out her inner Piccolo. Monferno then smashed into the rocks, scattering them, but failed to hit Electrike as she swiftly jumped out of the way. “Argh, it’s so hard to see,” Monferno complained. “Don’t worry man, using an Aerial Ace should be no big deal,” Will responded. Monferno then got up and ran towards Electrike. The ape then smashed into Electrike, but barely fazed her. Mug then laughed, “Your flying moves do nothing to my Electric-type Pokémon other than delivering it up close and personal. Now Thunder Wave!” Electrike then shot a wave of lightning (not thunder!) which hit Monferno. “Monferno, Flame Wheel!” Will screamed in panic. However, as Monferno tried to move, sparks surrounded it as it collapsed to the ground. “Charge Beam,” Mug stated. Electrike then shot a beam of electricity which hit Monferno. Electrike then slightly glowed yellow. “When Charge Beam hits, it slightly powers up the attacker,” Jared explained. “I already knew that!” Elekid replied. “I have the attack too!” “No you don’t,” Jared responded. However, Elekid then shot out a beam of electricity, much similar to Electrike’s. “Now I do,” Elekid smugly replied. Monferno then erupted in flames as it began to pant. “Heh, you ain’t the only one powered up now!” Will told Mug. “Yeah…well I’ll still beat you!” Mug replied while she smiled, “now Spark!” “Monferno, Flame Wheel!” Will responded. Monferno then turned into a massive wheel of fire while Electrike turned into a giant ball of electricity. The two Pokémon crashed into each other, but then the flames almost immediately faded. “Monfern…” cried Monferno as sparks surrounded while Electirke smashed into it, “o.” The ape then fell to the ground, fainted. “Looks like Monferno’s paralysis kicked in twice in a row, that sucks,” observed Jared. “Is your only role in this chapter to provide exposition?” Elekid asked. “Umm…isn’t that already clear?” Jared pointed out. “Hey, aren’t you supposed to say something?” Madelyn barked. “Huh?” Jared responded confused. “Oh right….Monferno is unable to battle! The winner of this round goes to Mug and Electrike!” “Guess your new evolution didn’t help that much,” Mug taunted. “Eh, don’t matter much to me,” Will told her, “the fact that my Pokémon evolved is cool enough!” “Whatever,” shrugged Mug. “Riolu, we need our own battle cry!” said Will. “Look’s like it’s my turn!” Riolu said eagerly to Elekid as it ran away from them and in front of Will. “Riolu, Force Palm!” Will commanded. “Electrike, Electro Ball!” Mug responded. Riolu then ran towards Electrike, but it shot out an electric ball towards it. “Detect!” Will shouted. Riolu did a flip in the air to avoid the ball and fell down towards Electrike, slapping it with its palm. Will stared at Electrike, but nothing happened. “What? Ain’t Force Palm usually supposed to paralyze?” Will asked. “Electric types can’t get paralyzed, moron,” Mug responded. “Damn you Gen VI!” Will called out. “Electrike, Bite!” Mug ordered. Electrike then bit onto Riolu, but Riolu just stood there. “Weren’t you the one criticizing me about using not very effective moves?” Will wondered. “Yeah well, watch this. Flame Burst!” Mug responded. From Electrike’s mouth, a burst of flames shot out and knocked Riolu away. “Ahhhh!” cried Riolu as it was being pushed by the flames. Suddenly, he felt a large smack. He turned around and he saw Jared, wobbling. “I don’t feel so good…” moaned Jared as he fell to the ground, fainted. “Jared is unable to battle! The winner of the round goes to Will and Riolu!” Elekid called out. “Sweet I won!” Will called out. “Not quite,” Mug responded as a beam of electricity went towards Riolu. “Copycat,” Will commanded. “But I’m a dog….” Riolu responded as it shot a beam of electricity which clashed into the other beam of electricity. The two beams pushed against each other, but then Will noticed how the glow of Electrike was transferring onto the beam and making it stronger, slowly but surely overpowering Riolu’s. “Riolu, ROAR!” Will shouted as Electrike’s beam was about to hit Riolu. “I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fire. Cause I am a champion, and you’re gonna hear me roar!” sang Riolu. “Ermigawsh, Katy Perry, my FAVOURITE!” Electrike responded. She then stopped shooting her Charge Beam and started dancing to Riolu’s singing. However, Riolu’s Charge Beam hit Electrike and Riolu began to glow as well. “Now we’re both powered up!” Will gloated. “Yeah…well do you really have any special moves to take advantage of your boost besides coyping me? Mug asked. “Wait Charge Beam only raises special attacks? Will responded. As he was saying this, he failed to notice another Charge Beam launching from Electrike and hitting Riolu. “Wow, Will continues to screw up,” Jared responded as he got up. “Yeah I guess he isn’t the perfect trainer as we thought,” Elekid responded. He then smacked Jared right in the head, and Jared fell back unconscious. “The reffing job is mine! Mine I tell you!” “Riolu, it may be more powerful, but we can be speedier AND powerful too! Use an Agility followed with a Power-Up Punch!” Riolu then glowed blue as it headed towards Electrike at a rapid speed. “You fool!” Mug responded as Electrike shot out an Electro Ball at Riolu. Riolu then did another flip in the air to avoid the attack and fell at Electrike with his fist. “Quick Attack!" Mug responded. Electrike then ran out of the way as Riolu smashed the ground with its fist. Electirke then rushed at it with a Spark from behind, sending Riolu flying away. It then collapsed to the ground. “Riolu is unable to battle! The winner of this round AND battle goes to Mug!” Elekid declared. “Just like I thought,” Mug sighed sadly as she returned Electrike. She began to walk away. “Hey, where are you goin?” Will asked as he ran after her. He then followed her to a nearby creek as she sat down and stared at the water. “Bleh,” Mug replied as she looked at her reflection from the water. “Yo, we should probably wait for Jared to wake up then we’ll go ahead,” Will told Mug. “I’m not coming with you guys, I need some time alone,” Mug revealed. “What? Why?” Will asked as he sat down beside her. “You really like doing that,” Mug noted, “anyway, I need to slow down and train a bit. I’m not as good as I thought.” “But you beat me,” Will responded. “I’m not getting you.” “Yeah…you aren’t, we need to go our separate ways,” Mug answered. “But if you beat me, why do you need to train?” Will asked. “You didn’t notice, did you?” Mug told him. Will had a blank expression, “remember what I was doing when we met up after the contest? I was training my Piplup. Remember that Pokémon, the one I LOST with in the Floaroma Contest? The one I didn’t use in our battle? Yeah, him. He’s falling behind; I need to train him up.” “We can stay with you; you don’t need to leave!” Will protested as he looked at her. “I do, I need to be alone and concentrate. When I’m with you guys I can’t be serious,” Mug added, “it’s like what Gry said to me back in Jubilife. Two people who have the same goal should not travel together.” “So…is this goodbye?” Will asked as Mug stared at him. She looked sad as her eyes sparked. “For now,” Mug replied, “I’ll admit; that battle was fun. I guess you are a rival of mine,” Mug complimented. “Thanks!” Will answered, “it was fun doing stuff with you, yknow? I hardly get to have fun with ya. You’re always so serious.” “Which is why I need to leave,” Mug anwered, “you are too distracting.” “Jared too, right?” Will asked. “Oh yeah, him too,” Mug answered. As the water ran underneath their feet, Mug leaned in and gave Will a small peck on the lips. “Goodbye Will,” Mug told him as she got up and walked away. “Generic interrupt the intimate moment!” Jared shouted as him, Elekid, and Riolu walked towards them. Mug then walked past Jared, “aww too late.” “Bye Madelyn,” Will called out, but Mug did not hear and continued to walk. “Wait…Mug’s leaving us?” Jared said, “sweet!” However, he did not notice the look on Will’s face. *** We now cut to Gry and Travis doing stuff! “Travis, are you sure you do not wish for assistance?” Gry asked as he looked at Travis climbing up a tree. “Relax man, I got this!” Travis replied as he reached the branch with the apples growing from them. He then grabbed a few and put them in his pockets. “The apples are mine!” Travis declared as he raised his hands in the air. “Umm…Travis,” Gry noted. “Yes Gry?” Travis responded. “You aren’t holding on any longer,” Gry answered. Travis then looked at his palms and then looked above, noting the branch above him. “Oh right…that,” Travis stated with no expression in his voice. He struggled to grasp back onto the branch, but he failed and fell to the ground. “Why do I only fall when I notice I’m about to?” Travis wondered to himself as he got up dazed. “Are you okay?” Gry asked. “No, I’ll be fine!” Travis answered. “Ermmm…what?” Gry responded. “Here…peaches,” Travis said as he handled Gry apples. “Wait, why could you have not just sent out your Starly to get us the apples?” Gry realized. “Mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” wailed Travis as he collapsed on the ground. “Ohohohoho Travis, you never cease to amuse me,” Gry remarked. GRY AND TRAVIS DOING STUFF! Gry then heard rustling from a nearby bush. He then turned and saw Mug walk out of it. She then walked past him. Edited by Nothingjustgo, Jun 23 2015, 02:18 PM.
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| Nothingjustgo | Mar 28 2015, 02:36 PM Post #21 |
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The Superiorite
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So here’s what you probably forgot on The Sinnoh Story. Jared just won a Pokémon Contest on his first try while Mug lost yet another on her second try and is blaming her Piplup, so as a result she left the group and Will is upset. Also, the last time Travis and Mug saw each other things ended badly with Travis trying to hopelessly pine after her and end up backfiring and Hector is probably going to message me about how bad that chapter was for the billionth time. And that’s what you probably forgot on… TSS! “C’mon Will, stop being so slow!” Jared called after Will, who was walking at a slower pace. Wait why did I feel the need to write that? I mean it’s kind of obvious. “Oh...” Will softly said as he looked upwards, “Sorry.” “Once we get through your stupid gym, we’ll FINALLY be able to do another contest where I can win again!” Jared declared. “Sure…fine.” “You sure you aren’t getting a bit ahead of yourself?” Riolu asked. “Not really.” Jared answered, “I won my first ever Pokémon Contest on my first try, do you know how rare that is? That means I must be one of the best co-ordinators in Sinnoh. Maybe if I dare to say it; the rest of the world. I could probably beat Gry!” “Calm your ego, man,” Will told Jared. “How can I?” Jared responded. “You hear that, Sinnoh co-ordinators? Don’t bother participating; Jared is going to beat you all and win the Grand Festival!” He then gazed forward, “I can see it now…” “Woah two breaks in between the quotations, that’s new,” remarked Elekid. (Fantasy flashforward time) “And the winner of this totally real and not someone’s fantasy Grand Festival goes to…Jared!” Marian declared. She then took out her hands and held up nothing. “Where is the Ribbon Cup!!!?” Jared panicked. “Yeah…this is your imagination and since you don’t know what it looks like, you can’t see it,” Marian answered. “Oh really?” Jared questioned. Suddenly, a giant gold trophy shaped like a J popped in Marian’s hands. “I have no idea how I’m holding this!” Marian remarked as she handed Jared the trophy. “Good job Jared, you sure are better than me. I should never have bothered!” Mug said to Jared as she hugged him. “I’m sorry about all those mean things I said to you, I was just jealous of your superiority…that’s all!” “Thanks Mug, or should I say….LUG!” Jared thanked. “Now we party!” Everyone then started to dance and Jared turned to his left. There he saw the ghosts of Will, Gry, and Travis nodding at him. Oh by the way, they died because Jared got bored of them and stabbed them all. (End fantasy flashforward) “I’M INVINCIBLE!” Jared called out. “Excuse me sir, would you like to battle?” asked a small boy as he walked up to Jared. “Sure thing man, I’d love to teach you a lesson or two on awesomeness,” Jared responded as he rubbed the kid on the head. “Wait did Jared just rub that random stranger on the head?” Riolu noted. “Doesn’t that break some sort of law?” “Tyrogue, go!” the kid cutely said as he sent out his baby Pokémon. “First lesson kid, get a better Pokémon or else you’ll lose,” Jared told the kid as Elekid jumped onto the field. *** “Huh,” Jared blankly said as he was returning his fainted Elekid. Chapter 19: Enter Aaron “Ponyta, Incinerate,” Gry ordered. “Piplup, Bubble Beam!” Mug retaliated. Ponyta then shot out a line of fire, while Piplup shot out a jet of bubbles. The bubbles then slowly overpowered the fire and went towards Ponyta. “Bounce!” Gry ordered. Ponyta then sprang in the air and fell towards Piplup. “Piplup, Icy Wind him away!” Mug ordered. Piplup then shot a little cold air, but Ponyta then turned into a wheel of flames and hit Piplup. “Argh, if it was just stronger that wouldn’t have happened!” Mug complained as she returned her Piplup. “I wouldn’t quite say that,” Gry responded. “What do you mean?” Mug asked, but then her curious face looked a lot more vicious, “you’re saying it was MY fault?" “Not quite either.” Gry told her. “The thing is Madelyn when a Pokémon is not performing well it is neither the Pokémon’s fault nor the trainers entirely; it is both. You and Piplup are not in sync.” “We would be if it was just stronger! I expect more!” Mug shouted. “Yes, maybe perhaps that is the reasoning,” Gry observed. “Your style does not match weak Pokémon. Some trainers can take their weak Pokémon and make them powerful via strategy, some rely solely on power.” “I can be strategic!” Mug barked. “Know your strengths and weaknesses,” Gry told her. “Hey I’m back with some food,” Travis said as he walked up to them with several fruits, but he dropped them all when he saw Mug, “Hellooooooooo Mug. We meet again at last!” “What is he doing here?” Mug said irritably. “Well this oughta be interesting,” Gry said to himself. “Why are you saying that?” Ponyta asked. “I dunno, it makes for a good segue perhaps,” Gry responded. “But you ruined it!” “It’s weird how segue is spelled like that, shouldn’t it be Segway? Oh look, auto correct made that capitalized for some reason,” Ponyta noted. 4th wall conversations. You missed them! *** After going to the nearest town (let’s call it Whocares Town) to heal up Elekid, Will, Jared, Riolu and Elekid began to leave the Pokémon Center they were in. “I miss Mug…” moaned Will. “Cheer up, why don’t you?” Jared said, “There’s no point having a negative attitude.” “You don’t get it, do ya?” Will responded. “I know being sad is bad but I can’t help it. Once you’re sad you can’t turn it off no matter what.” Once they left the building, the four of them were shocked to see a massive crowd all hovering near the center of Whocares Town. “Why is it always the center?” noted Riolu. Jared then rushed to the crowd. “What’s the hubbub?” Jared asked. “Aaron is in town!” someone exclaimed. Will then walked towards Jared, “who dat?” “You don’t know who Aaron is?” Jared asked. “He’s only a member of the Sinnoh Elite 4 who specializes in Bug types!” “Oh,” Will responded. He then sat down and continued to sulk, “meh.” “Well I’m going to see him!” Jared exclaimed. He then began to push through the crowd. “Hey watch it!” “Look where you’re going, why don’t ya?” “Are you my mommy?” Jared continued to go through the crowd excited to meet the Elite 4 member and show off his accomplishments. However, Jared then thought about it and realized all he had done was won a ribbon. That’s it. And clearly that wasn’t saying much if even after getting a ribbon he lost to a stupid Tyrogue. Perhaps that would be his only contest win and he was headed on a downward spiral, he didn’t know. There were so many people in Sinnoh, who knows if he could make it. And even if he made it to the Grand Festival he would still have to deal with the best of the best…. (Fantasy flashforward time!) “You just got mugged!” Mug told Jared, “puns are fun!” “Oh well,” Jared said as he began to walk off. “Hey Jared,” Mug called out as Jared turned around, “All those mean things I said to you were true. You’re just a loser!” “You’re right, I am,” Jared agreed. “Hey let’s all make fun of that loser Jared for losing!” a member of the audience said. They all began to laugh at him. (Fantasy flashforward ended) “I’m…nothing,” Jared said as he walked away. *** “What is he doing here?” Mug asked irritably. “Ah. You two know each other,” Gry observed. “Yes, yes we do.” Mug answered, “This guy tried to KILL me!” “SweetMug, I swear that wasn’t my fault!” Travis apologized. “SweetMug? Is that some kind of tea?” wondered Ponyta. “Yummm…I love tea!” “I am sure there is an explanation to his side of the story,” Gry told Mug. Travis and Mug then explained the whole story. How Travis kicked the roof and it nearly fell on Mug. “Ah, from the information the two of you have provided for me, does it not appear that you are overreacting?” Gry asked Mug. “I guess…” Mug responded, “But his pining was creepy and annoying.” “Travis is just joking around you see,” Gry responded. “He…has an unusual sense of humour.” Gry then looked at Travis and saw he put two sticks in his mouth. “I’m a Sealeo. Arf arf arf!” Travis called out. “Fine…” Mug answered. “So what’cha doing with her, anyway?” Travis asked Gry. “I am helping her train her Piplup for her upcoming gym battle,” Gry answered. “You? Gyms?” Travis said confused, “isn’t that not your area? Let me help, battling is my forté.” “Sure…whatever,” Mug agreed. *** “I’m sad,” Jared said as they were sitting in the outskirts of Whocares Town. “I’m sad too!” Will continued. “We’re BOTH sad!” Jared and Will said together. “Guys….can we set up the tents, it’s beginning to get dark,” Riolu said nervously. “So so sad,” Jared and Will said. “I hear Ursaring’s come out at night,” Elekid pleaded. “It just sucks. I thought I was amazing because of my victory, but I guess I’m not,” Jared said to Will. “how will I ever know if I’m good if I LOSE!?” “Oh stop being a baby, you’ll get over your ego eventually,” Will told Jared. “ROAR I’M A BEAR ROAR!” “I can hear the Ursaring!” Elekid panicked. “But you don’t understand, this whole thing is meaningless without ego. What’s the point?” Jared reflected. “Maybe…to have fun?” Will said to Jared, “maybe for the glory of being on stage and performing in front of dozens of people?” “Yeah I guess...but if I’m not good that will result in humiliation! Not glory!” “ROAR I’M A BEAR ROAR!” Suddenly an Ursaring popped up in front of Elekid and Riolu. “Ahhhh!” the two Pokémon screamed. “But you are good,” Will answered. “But what if I am not good enough?” “ROAR I’M A BEAR ROAR!” “ROAR I’M A BEAR ROAR!” “ROAR I’M A BEAR ROAR!” Several Ursaring then surrounded Elekid and Riolu. “Hey Elekid,” Riolu said. “Yes Riolu?” “It was nice knowing you,” Riolu told Elekid. The Ursaring then attacked Elekid and Riolu, yet for some reason ignoring Jared and Will as they sulked. *** “Alright SweetMug, are you ready?” Travis asked. “Uhm Travis, she’s not here,” Gry told Travis. “….Oh,” Travis replied. A couple of hours later, Mug returned (is there any way to describe that without it sounding bland? Writing is stupid). “Where were you anyway?” Travis asked. “Don’t. ask.” Mug responded. Travis then looked and saw a little tiny red dot on her pants. “Is that blood Combusken? I swear it’s blood,” Travis asked. “I believe that’s blood,” Combusken responded. “Oh my Arceus, that’s TOTALLY BLOOD!” Travis remarked. “Can we stop getting sidetracked and get on with the issue here?” Mug snapped. “I wanna get better.” “Okay fine,” Travis sighed. “Combusken, DOUBLE KICK!” “Double the kick, double the fun!” Combusken shouted. “And by fun I mean PAIN!” Combusken then ran towards Piplup and began to kick at it. “Piplup, Double Hit to cancel it out!” Mug ordered. As Combusken’s talons began to pierce at Piplup, Piplup intercepted it with its flippers. “Excellent Mug, now follow up!” Gry shouted as Piplup was blocking Combusken’s attacks. “WATER GUN!” Mug cried. Piplup then shot a jet of water at Combusken’s face. “Combusken, Double Team and then Flame Charge!” Travis cried. Combusken then cloned itself and then all the clones began to engulf in flames and run towards Piplup. “Piplup, Bubble Beam!” Mug retaliated. Piplup then sprayed bubbles at Combusken which managed to stop all the clones from hitting Piplup. “See Gry, me and Piplup are in sync plenty,” Mug shouted. “Hmmm…perhaps that’s because of the type advantage,” Gry noted. “Travis try something else.” “Sorry, I just chose Combusken because our relationship is much more funny,” Travis sighed. He then returned his Pokémon and out came his Starly. “ONE TWO THREE HUT HUT!” Starly called out. *** “My….everything….hurts,” moaned Elekid. It then slowly got up to notice their tents had been torn to shreds, their food all torn up and gone, and instead of there being a fire where it was the night before there was instead a present. A BIG present. “Jared? Will?” Riolu asked. They then saw the two just sitting there. “Sad, sad sad us,” Jared and Will said together. “Dear Arceus, how are we gonna cheer them up?” Elekid asked. “You can’t. Didn’t you hear what Will said to Jared before?” Riolu asked. “No matter what you can’t turn off sadness.” “I’m not even that sad,” Jared said, “I’m just….I don’t know. I can’t really concentrate or care about anything. It’s just there’s no point when I can’t tell how good I’ll be!” Jared then got up and began to walk away, “Please don’t follow me. I just need some space that’s all.” And so Jared walked, trying to clear the air. Trying to help him feel again. So devoid, so meaningless. I’M INVINCIBLE! He walked and walked and walked. By the time his feet began to ache he looked up and saw the darkness. He then realized how long he had been walking for….too long. “I’ve been walking for an hour?” Jared remarked to himself, “woah.” I’m….nothing. Jared then sat down and then lay on the ground and began to look up as the sun began to rise. “Mommy why is that boy lying down?” A young girl asked. “They’re what we call ‘homeless people’ sweetie,” the mom answered. “It’s when they have no place to live.” “But aren’t we that too?” the girl asked. “Oh…yeah,” the mom replied. “I knew I should have made that customer use protection….” She then took out a cigarette and put it in her mouth while injecting some stuff into her veins. Dark jokes. You missed them! Jared then stared at the clouds slowly shifting across the sky, completely blank with thought besides the feeling of doubt. But what if I’m not good enough? Truth be told, Jared didn’t know what he was. “Now who do we have here?” *** Piplup kept trying to leap at Starly with a Peck, but the starling kept swooping out of the way. “Be one with your Pokémon Madelyn,” Gry called out. “Know his strengths and weaknesses, and use that to your advantage!” “I’M TRYING!” Mug shouted, “ICY WIND!” Piplup then shot out a cool breeze towards Starly. “Starly, use Agility and glide the current, then hit Piplup with an Aerial Ace!” As the wind headed towards Starly, it did a smoothe twirl and began to fly with the wind. Starly then turned around again and flew at Piplup then rammed right into him. “See Mug? Your Piplup was too weak to do any significant damage to Starly with the Icy Wind,” Gry explained. “Instead Travis managed to take advantage of your attack. He’s pretty clever, you know.” “I’m a Pyroar! ROAAAAAAAAAAAR!” Travis yelled while he was on all fours. Gry giggled. “What should I do then?” Mug asked. “Keep at it; Piplup will eventually grow stronger.” “You’re right!” Mug eaglery shouted, “I just gotta keep at it. Training doesn’t come easy, it involves incredible diligence, dedication, and perserverence. Piplup, it’s going to be an incredibly hard journey but eventually you will be strong and it will pay off!” “Right!” Piplup responded. “I am ready to go through anything. It’ll be hell, but after a long period of time of pure dedication I will be strong! LET’S DO THIS!” However, at that second, Piplup began to glow. *** Jared then opened his eyes to see darkness, but it was not like the darkness he had experienced before. He could not see anything except for his body. Besides that, everything else was pure black. “Hello? Anyone there?” Jared asked. He began to walk, but suddenly 5 more people appeared in front of him. Jared could not make out who they were, but as he walked he realized they were himself. “This is what you feel,” one said. “This is what you think.” “You need something to walk to, but what if there’s none?” “Emptiness,” they all said together. They then faded away. “Someone? ANYONE!” Jared called out. He looked around, just pure black. Nothing else there. However, another Jared then appeared. “Dream sequences are artsy!” the other Jared said. He then woke up with a halt. “Morning.” Jared then looked to see the sky bright and a fire brewing. Did Will find me? However, he then turned to see a man with green hair, and other than that he looked pretty generic. “Aaro,.” Jared said. “Thanks for the name reminder; I wasn’t sure what it was,” he sarcasticized. “You’re…here. Talking to me!” Jared noted as his eyes beamed wide. “Yes. When you walk and you see someone sleeping on the cold floor, that tends to grab your attention,” he explained. “Yeah….I just…I don’t know, it’s nothing.” Jared replied. “Please, tell me what’s wrong or else you won’t feel better.” Aaron said. “Well it actually has to do with you,” Jared responded. He then explained everything he had gone through this chapter. “So you’re saying you lost to a Tyrogue and now you’re having an existential crisis?” Aaron asked. “Well if you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous.” Jared noted. “Aren’t all existential crises ridiculous?” Aaron retorted. “True dat hat,” responded Jared. Aaron stared at him blankly wondering what hat he was talking about. “So what should I do?” Jared asked. “Simple, man; nothing.” Aaron answered. “You see you’re just going through a funk. It really has no logic or reasoning. It’s probably just hormones; it’ll pass eventually.” “I guess Will and Riolu were right,” Jared muttered. “Hmm?” Aaron inquired. Jared then explained who Will and Riolu were and what Will had been going through. Yes, Jared was a gossip that really shouldn’t share this information. “Man why aren’t you helping Will with his stuff?” Aaron asked. “Girl trouble is understandable and needs support. You’re just being angsty.” “I wanna help him! I just can’t turn off my sadness!” Jared argued. “Yes you can, you just need to get re-energized.” Aaron explained. “A Pokémon battle should do it!” “With you?” Jared asked with his eyes beaming again, “I am so honoured!” “That’s the spirit!” Aaron cheered. “But I left my Pokémon behind :(.” Jared said. “Uhhh…no you didn’t!” Elekid said as he popped behind him, “You jerk, don’t run off without me!” “Heh, sorry,” Jared nervously apologized. *** Piplup was glowing as it changed shape. Eventually the glow faded and out emerged a bigger looking penguin. “Well that happened.” Travis stated. Mug took out her Pokédex. “Prinplup, the basic ‘middle child’ syndrome Pokémon. This means that it’s one of the most forgettable and ignored middle staged Pokémon ever and there are a lot of middle staged Pokémon. This is because it can’t match the cuteness of Piplup, and the badassery of its evolution. This thing is just awkward and there.” The Pokédex analyzed. “Alright!” Mug said as she looked at Prinplup’s moves.“WATER PLEDGE!” Suddenly, a pillar of bubbles shot up from underneath Starly. “Whirlwind!” Travis cried as Starly flapped its wings. It then caused the bubbles to fly towards the penguin. “Whirlpool!” Prinplup then shot out a spiral of water to surround itself. The bubbles then went into the water and the Whirlpool turned slightly foamy. “Now Aerial Ace!” Mug ordered. “Starly, hit it with a Steel Wing!” Travis responded. “That’s a negative, soldier, I cannot see when the enemy will strike,” Starly responded. Starly then waited as its wings turned to steel, but with a blink of an eye Prinplup emerged from outside the Whirlpool and smashed right into it. “Now Icy Wind!” As Prinplup hit Starly, the penguin shot a cool breeze directly at the starling. “Agility!” Travis ordered. Starly then once again did a twirl but it was violently shivering. “These conditions do not service combat,” Starly said. “FINISH HIM!” Mug went. Suddenly, another pillar of bubbles shot from underneath Starly. “Whirlwind!” Travis cried. However, before Starly could do anything the jet of bubbles hit the Starling and knocked it upwards. When Starly fell to the ground, it was fainted. “I am afraid when you are hit by an Icy Wind, sometimes the coldness will slow your Pokémon down,” Gry exposited. Mug then smiled as she returned her Pokémon. “Glad everyone’s back on track.” “They are indeed,” Gry responded. “Often times it is not training that can boost your Pokémon’s skills, but a mere evolution ought to do it.” “So are you saying that not evolving your Pokémon is a completely stupid idea because it will fall behind no matter what you do?” Mug asked. “I wouldn’t quite say that,” Gry argued. “But think about it? We tried to simply train Piplup but you said it was hopeless without hard work,” Mug pointed out. “Then a simple evolution fixed everything.” “Yes but there can be potential from unevolved Pokémon which equal the evolved Pokémon.” “Yeah but isn’t it a lot easier for an evolution? Then you can focus your time to go even higher!” “Argh!” Gry said as he was baffled, “Travis weigh in here. Tell her evolution does not matter.” “I’m a Zebstrika! Neiiiiigh!” Travis responded. “Travis, Zebstrika’s don’t go nei-you know what forget it,” Gry said as he sighed. *** You sick of reading that battle? Well it’s time for ANOTHER ONE! “This battle will be a 1 v 1 battle between Aaron and Jared. Let the battle begin.” yelled a man. “Who dat?” Jared asked. “Oh, that’s my reffing slave,” Aaron answered. “I kidnapped his entire family and forced him to ref for me as ransom.” “Man…you really are amazing,” Jared complimented. “I’m kidding, dude,” Aaron said. “Oh...that’s disappointing,” responded Jared. “Elekid, contest!” Jared cried. Elekid jumped forward onto the field. “Swarm ‘em, Drapion!” Aaron went. He then threw his Pokéball in the air and out came a purple scorpion. “You know I don’t get something,” Jared wondered. “if you specialize in Bug-types, why do you have a posion/dark Pokémon?” “Meh, who cares,” Aaron answered. “Drapion, Poison Fang!” “Elekid, Electroweb!” Jared responded. Drapion then began to run towards Elekid with sludge in its mouth, but Elekid shot out a web of electricity at it. However, Drapion’s pincers glowed as it shattered the Electroweb with an X-scissor. It then gnawed at Elekid. “I’M BEING EATEN!!!!!!” Elekid cried. Drapion spat it out. “Blech, you taste like electricity,” Drapion belched. It then began to cough as suddenly it shot out sparks of electricity. The electricity then shot out from its entire body. “That’s my Elekid’s ability, Static,” Jared explained. “Sometimes when you touch it you will get paralyzed.” “Jared,” Aaron said, “I am a highly trained member of the Sinnoh’s Elite 4. You think I didn’t know this?” “Geez dude, I thought you wouldn’t see many Electric-types since you’re a Poison trainer,” Jared explained. “I’m Bug!” Aaron protested. “Tell that to your Drapion!” Jared ordered. “You know what?” Aaron explained, “KNOCK IT OFF!” “Knock what off?” Jared questioned. However, Drapion then ran to Elekid and hit it with a Knock Off." "See? You annoyed me so much you’re made me use a pun!” Aaron shouted. “I hope you’re happy!” Aaron was right; Jared was starting to get happy. The thrill of the battle was driving him; entertaining him. “Elekid, use a Quick Attack followed by a Shock Wave!” Jared ordered. Elekid then began to run around Drapion, at incredible speed, shooting waves of electricity behind it. As Elekid continued to run around the scorpion, eventually a tornado of electricity was created. “Cool tactic,” Aaron complimented, “but next time try not to rip-off the Flash.” The tornado then began to converge and get smaller and smaller. When it all crashed it created a massive electric storm, which eventually cleared but Drapion was nowhere to be seen. “Huh?” Jared wondered. Drapion then burst out of a hole underneath Elekid which sent it flying in the air. I am what I am. “Elekid, Electro Ball!” Jared shouted. Elekid then shot out a ball of electricity from the air towards the scorpion, “with the paralysis slowing you down this should be super powerful!” “Again, I know this stuff. You don’t need to explain it to me.” Aaron told Jared, “Drapion, X-Scissor!” Drapion crossed its pincers as it unfolded them at the Electro Ball, holding it off. “Now Swift!” Jared cried. Elekid then shot out a line of stars towards Drapion. “Drapion, block the Swift with a Protect!” However, instead sparks surrounded Drapion as paralysis took into effect. The stars then crashed into the Electro Ball that it was still maintaining to hold off with its pincers. This caused an explosion as Elekid landed on the ground. However, as a cloud of smoke was created a Sludge Bomb emerged and smashed right into Elekid. The cloud then cleared to reveal Drapion standing upright and Elekid fell to the ground. “Elekid is unable to battle! The winner of this battle goes to Aaron!” the referee declared. “I lost….again,” Jared said sadly. “Don’t be so hard on yourself man,” Aaron responded. “I am an Elite 4 member, it would be unrealistic for an ordinary trainer like yourself to beat me.” “I guess. I did win the Floaroma Contest after all,” Jared said. “Wait…you did? How many contests had you entered before?” he questioned. “None, it was my first shot.” Jared answered. “Wait….so why are you so down on yourself then?” Aaron asked. “I’m not quite sure either myself,” Jared responded. “I guess I was just questioning the whole idea of me being sure to win, but I guess I am not. You know, I learned something today. Even though winning matters, it’s not everything. Battling here, battling you, was all I was thinking about at the time. What’s a win anyway? I should just have fun while I try to win, that’s what matters right? Who cares what the future holds.” “You got it man….I guess,” Aaron answered. “But your friend needs your help. Be good to him and help him through his problems.” “Thanks, Aaron. It was nice meeting someone big like yourself,” Jared said, “good luck with your Dark Pokémon!” “I hate you so much.” *** “Sigh...Mug left me, and now Jared and Elekid have left me,” Will sighed. “Is it just going to be me and you Riolu? Are we going to be alone?” Will then turned to see Riolu not there. He was still lying down, weak from the Ursaring attack. “What a terrible Pokémon,” Will said. “Maybe I should give up and go home. Loneliness sucks.” “Chill Will, I’m here for you!” Jared said as he returned. “By the way, why were you talking to yourself?” “I’m so lonely.” “Look Will, you aren’t,” Jared said as he sat down. “I’m here for you and always will be for you Will. We are traveling companions. And Mug….she’ll be here too….in our hearts. And you know, physically here too as she’s not dead or anything. I mean, we’re headed the same direction so I’m sure we’re bound to see here again. Soon probably, to be honest.” “You’re right Jared; your cheesiness really made me feel better,” Will smiled. The two of them got up and dragged (and I literally mean drag) their Pokémon back to Whocares Town. On the way they saw a hole in the ground. Jared looked over to see a woman and two children stuck in some sort of web. “Wow. He really wasn’t kidding,” Jared said as he looked up into the stars and saw Aaron’s face in them. “Aaron is truly awesome”. The face then winked. “Did that constellation just wink at you?” Will asked. “That’s freaky man.” Edited by Nothingjustgo, Jun 26 2015, 10:03 PM.
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“Turtwig, Bullet Seed!” Jared called out as he and Turtwig were training. “Turt….” Turtwig said weakly as it coughed up two mere seeds from its mouth. “Are you okay, man?” Jared asked. “I’m….fine,” he responded breathing heavily. “Just a bit under the weather that’s all.” “Alright, then,” Jared responded. “C’mon guys, let’s get to Eterna!” Will said as he ran to them. “Quit being such Slowpokes.” “Are you insinuating something?” a Slowpoke asked. “Is being a Slowpoke some sort of derogatory insult? THAT’S racist dude!” “So how much father anyway?” Jared asked while returning his Turtwig. “According to my map, it should be close,” Will responded as he took out a big map. “Who uses maps anyway? I mean, aren’t there such things as smart devices?” “Yeah. They’re known as Pokétch. We couldn’t get them, remember?” “Who remembers these things?” Jared asked. “People who care about continuity?” Will responded. The two of them then suddenly burst out into laughter and continued walking until Will crashed into something. “Oww…” Will said dazed. He got up to see a tree right in front of him. He looked around to see many, many trees. Jared then read a nearby sign. ‘Eterna Forest’ the sign read. Then Jared noticed a bit of printing underneath it, ‘By the way why do we keep putting up these signs? They’re kind of useless and a waste of valuable tax money.’ “Oh shoot, we gotta trek through these sketch woods?” Will wondered. “I actually noticed a path nearby that’s a lot quicker…” “Ugh, I guess there’s no journey without adventure, let’s go!” Will responded as he ran into the woods. “Do you just ignore everything I say?” Jared shouted out as he ran after Will. “Hey, we want a line!” protested Elekid and Riolu. And so, Jared, and Will (and their Pokémon) decided to go into the woods. “Man, I can’t believe Johnny Depp was barely in it!” complained Jared as they left the movie theatre. They then went into the Eterna Forest. “Laugh laugh laugh,” said the two terrors as they followed Will and Jared into the woods, and then into Eterna Forest. …Nah just kidding, it’s just Poacher A and B. Chapter 20: Cheryl and the Eterna Forest A couple of days earlier or later, Gry, Travis and Mug arrived at Eterna City. ‘Eterna City, history living’ a nearby sign said. Travis then read the print underneath, ‘see? This sign is more useful!’ “So, do you feel prepared for your second gym battle?” Gry asked Mug. I’m bored, lemme go on reddit. Oh I love reddit, Travis thought as he took out the Pokétch that Gry gave him. “Yeah, I should be fine,” Mug responded. “Prinplup is evolved now, and Electrike has some sweet moves. And the gym is grass-typed, so Yanma has a clear advantage.” Oooh, lemme go on r/tifu. I love hearing about peoples problems and making fun of them. “Are you sure you are fine? You could use with more training,” Gry suggested. Arecus I love reddit, such a fascinating place! Oh sweet, my favourite user is online! It’s nice to talk to someone in love with reddit as much as I am! “Hey! You do contests, remember? You aren’t an expert on everything,” Mug snapped. “Ah okay then, just wishing to assist.” Travis then typed on his Pokétch, ‘Hey João, nice to see you on reddit. I mean we both really love reddit so much and it’s fun to always talk to you on it and go on all the subreddits’. The three of them then walked towards the nearest gym while Travis continued to be immersed with his Pokétch. “Are you sure you do not wish for us to watch you?” Travis heard Gry asking. This got Travis’s attention as he turned off his Pokétch. Mug does that? Travis thought, I thought only guys did. “Yeah. I’m fine with you seeing me like that, but not him!” Mug said as she looked at Travis with a disgusted face. Why not meeeeee, I wanna see you, I’ve always wanted to see you. “Why not, if I may inquire?” Gry asked, “I’d be fine with watching you with Travis. Perhaps even assisting you.” Travis’s expression widened. “Yeah, but it’s different with him, okay?” Mug answered. “Him and I are the same, and you aren’t.” He isn’t? Travis realized as he stared at Gry. Gry then stared at him back. Travis began to slowly walk away. Why is he staring at me? Gry wondered, “alright then, I wish you luck on your Pokémon battle. I wish to not leave Travis’s side, so we will go our own way for now.” “Alright, catch ya later!” Mug answered. *** Will, Jared, Riolu, and Elekid continued to wander the forest for hours on end, not knowing where to go. “Guys, I think we’re lost,” Jared said. “What gave that away?” Will snarked. “Was it the fact that we keep passing by trees that look the exact same? Or is it the fact that we haven’t made any sort of progress?” “Eeheee. Forest, so much forest! Love the trees,” said a Chansey as it walked by Will. “Ooh, this’ll help me!” Will shouted. “Be my third Pokémon!” He then took out his Pokédex. Chansey, the nostalgic Pokémon. Personally, whenever I see a Chansey I get INSTANTLY reminded of that Chansey minigame from Pokémon Stadium 1 or 2 (I don’t really remember) and how much fun that was. The Pokédex analyzed. “Riolu, Force Palm!” Will shouted. “Eeeeeeeeee!” Chansey panicked as Riolu smacked it with its palm. Chansey then fainted. “Pokéball, go!” Will shouted as he threw his Pokéball. “Why do we talk to our objects anyway?” remarked Elekid “You’re right Elekid, why do we talk to women?” Jared retorted. “WOAH!” Elekid responded, “Too far man!” “Really, that’s crossing the line?” Jared questioned. The Pokéball that Will threw (in case you forgot) hit Chansey, but it simply bounced off. “Hey don’t bully my Pokémon!” a voice heard. Suddenly a women with green (????) hair showed up with a long green skirt and a green shirt. I think her favourite colour is green, guys. “Oh sorry ma’am, I didn’t know that was your Pokémon,” Will apologized. “It’s fine.” “So what are you doing in these woods anyway?” Jared asked. “No clue. I don’t think the games ever gave me a specific reason for randomly being in the forest,” she responded. “But I’ll help you through since that’s the purpose of my character. I’m Cheryl by the way!” “We know,” Jared responded. “The title kinda gave that away.” “It’s been doing that a lot lately,” Will shrugged. “Alright, well I’ll show you the way out,” Cheryl answered. They then went forth but soon heard trees falling. A massive bulldozer drove up to them “Oh, so trees DO make a sound when there’s no one there to hear it!” Poacher B realized while inside the vehicle. “Umm….weren’t we there?” Poacher A questioned. “Oh great, these guys again,” sighed Will. *** “So like…what now?” Travis asked. “Well, do you not remember we have unfinished business here?” Gry asked. “The Jubilife civilians were taken here by Team Galactic and we need to rescue them.” “Who remembers these things?” “People who care about continuity?” The two of them then burst into laughter. “Let’s split up and look for clues,” Travis suggested and Gry nodded in agreement. Gry then went around the city asking people about potential suspicious activities. “I’ve frequently seen people walking behind two trees but not appearing on the other side,” one person told Gry. “I heard rumours of a giant tower; yet when I moved here I couldn’t see anything. I mean, yo think you’d see a giant tower from everywhere, right?” “Often late at night I hear whispers,” another man said. “They think I’m crazy which is why I’m here.” A nurse then approached the table they were sitting at and handed the man pills. Gry and Travis then met up. “So I have inquired from an array individuals, and the general consensus seems to be that something rather odd is occurring from the city,” Gry explained. “Basically, I believe the Jubilife Citizens are being held somewhere that many cannot view easily. What about you?” “Well, I decided to go on r/askreddit, but I got sidetracked and I went to r/trees instead!” Travis responded. “It’s amazing how many funny stories you can hear about marijuana. My friend João sure has a lot of crazy stories to tell!” Gry facepalmed. *** Mug then entered the gym to see a battlefield with grass growing. From the sides there were trees, and a couple of bushes. “BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!” said a man. “Back to the institution!” a nurse called out as she chased after him with a needle. “You’ll never catch me alive, ahahahah!” he shouted as he ran out of the gym. “I hate this job!” the nurse shouted. You see, she wanted to go to medical school but had to drop out because her parents decided to cut her off. They felt she was going down the wrong path since they were old-fashioned conservative parents that believed that she should just cook and clean. Instead, she rebelled and got a job as a nurse because it was the closest she could get to being in a hospital and saving lives. She plans to save up in order to go to medical school and has not talked to her parents since. And that’s Installment #1 of… THE THREE DIMENSIONS OF UNIMPORTANT CHARACTERS! “So where is this gym leader I need to beat?” Mug asked. Suddenly a woman peeked out of the trees. “Who’s there? Is it a grass Pokémon? I love grass Pokémon!” she said. She had short brown bangs with a green poncho, brown shorts, and green boots. “No, I’m a human being, which you clearly aren’t.” “Hey grass Pokémon are humans too!” protested the woman. “That’s racist!” “Yeah….I take it you’re the gym leader, since you’re crazy. So, what’s your name?” Mug asked. “Gardenia, please to meet you,” the gym leader introduced. “I specialize in grass Pokémon!” “Oh really? I thought you specialized in fairy Pokémon,” Mug sarcasticized. She then took out her Pokéball and clicked a button to make it bigger, “k, let’s do this.” “This battle will be a 3 on 3 battle between Madelyn from Veilstone City and Gardenia from Eterna City,” a tree declared. “With that said let the battle begin!” “Do all gym leaders have refs that are objects?” Mug wondered. “Cherubi, grass ‘em up!” Gardeina shouted as she threw out a cherry Pokémon. “Okay, now we’re just getting desperate with these battle cries,” sighed Mug. “Prinplup, show off!” Mug then threw her Pokèball in the air and the penguin emerged. *** “Who are these guys anyway?” Cheryl asked. “They’re bad guys who steal other people’s Pokémon,” Jared explained. “That’s quite a bland explanation,” Cheryl noted. “Turwtig, Elekid, Rock Smash!” Jared shouted. Jared threw a Pokéball at the air and out came Turtwig. Elekid ran towards the machine with a glowing arm, while Turtwig dawdled behind. Elekid made a dent by ramming into the vehicle. “Laugh laugh laugh, you’ll never stop the machine!” B taunted. “We’ll destroy all the trees!” A laughed. “Death to nature!” Jared then noticed Turtwig lying on his shell. “Are you okay, Turtwig?” Jared asked. “I’m…fine,” Turtwig said as he breathed heavily. “Chaaaaarge!” A cried as the bulldozer went towards Will, Jared and Cheryl. “Riolu, Bullet Punch!” cried Will. Suddenly, the Pokémon ran as fast as a bullet towards the bulldozer, fist first. He then ran right through the vehicle, tearing it in half. Jared then turned to the ground to see Turtwig unconscious. “That’s weird, it didn’t even get damaged,” Jared noted. “I think something is seriously wrong with your Pokémon!” Chansey noted. “Chansey, can you Heal Pulse Turtwig?” Cheryl requested. Chansey walked over to Turtwig and put her hand on his belly. Waves of pink light emitted but nothing happened. “It’s some sort of sickness from within, I can’t do anything,” Chansey said. “That’s fine; we just need to get Turtwig help and quick!!” Jared argued. “But where do we go?” Will asked. “Follow me,” Cheryl said as she began to run off. “I conveniently have a friend living in these woods that can help!” *** Travis and Gry decided to head to the Eterna Pokémon centre. “I think mayhaps we should give up on our search now. It is getting rather late,” Gry said to Travis, but Travis kept staring at his Pokétch. Wow I didn’t realize realize there was so much hate for fat people Travis thought as he was browsing through r/fatpeoplehate. “>_>” Gry said. He then got up from the table and went to Nurse Joy. “Excuse me ma’am, would you heal up my Pokémon?” Gry asked as he gave Nurse Joy his Pokéballs. As a Chansey came and took his Pokémon, Gry turned around when a man bumped into his shoulder. “Watch it kid,” the man said. “I apologize,” Gry responded looking at the man. He then saw the dude had thick clothing with a hat on his head and sunglasses on his face. This is just like in Jubilife Gry realized, thinking back to the last time he got captured by Team Galactic. The man then left the Pokémon Centre and Gry got his Pokéballs back. “Travis, let’s go,” Gry said. Now I hate fat people! Travis thought as he failed to pay attention to Gry. “Guess I’m by myself,” Gry said as he left the Pokémon Centre and began stalking the man. *** “Hahahaha, you really think your water type can stand up to my amazing GRASS POKÉMON!?!?!?” Gardenia taunted as her Cherubi shot a Seed Bomb at Prinplup. “Well yeah, I’m using a freaking emperor penguin while you’re using CHERRIES!” Mug retorted as Prinplup used a Shadow Claw to swipe it away. The seeds then exploded (eww) behind Prinplup, “now Aerial Ace!” “Cherubi, Magical Leaf!” Gardenia called. Prinplup began to rush at Cherubi, but his opponent shot out a bunch of rainbow coloured leaves towards him. “Prinplup, blast them away with a Water Pledge!” Prinplup then raised his flippers in the air which was followed by a jet of bubbles emerging from underneath, hitting the leaves and making them soggy. Prinplup continued to run forward with his Aerial Ace. “Grass Knot!” Gardenia cried. As Prinplup was about to hit Cherubi, a knot of grass tied underneath his foot and he began to fall down. “Hahaha, you can’t stop my signature move! A grass move!!!!!” Gardenia shouted. Mug smirked, “Peck!” “Nah, screw that,” Prinplup disobeyed. However, Prinplup’s beak still glowed but this time it grew slightly bigger. The penguin then fell towards Cherubi and plucked his beak right into the cherries face. “Yum,” said Prinplup licking the taste of cherry off of his beak. “Oh sweet, didn’t realize you had Pluck,” Mug told Prinplup. “It’s all a part of the evolution!” Prinplup boasted. “Cherubi, Energy Ball!” “Prinplup, Agility, and then Double Hit!” Before Cherubi could blast Prinplup, who was still right on top of the grass-type, the penguin quickly got up and did a flip in the air. When the sphere of energy came towards it, it smashed the ball with one flipper. This propelled the penguin towards Cherubi and it smacked Cherubi with the other hit. “Now Icy Wind!” Mug ordered. Prinplup then shot a cool breeze at the cherries. “Flower Shield!” Gardenia retorted. A bunch of flowers sprouted around Cherubi, causing the flowers to blow off the Pokémon, “yeah! Flower Power!” “Now Prinplup, another Aerial Ace!” Mug ordered. Prinplup then decided to run at the cherries. “Cherubi, Grass Knot!” Gardenia replied. “Not falling for it (literally) this time!” Mug shouted. “Icy Wind off the ground!” Prinplup then fired a wind on the ground, pushing him in the air and narrowly avoiding the knot of grass. He then began to fly towards Cherubi due to the homing nature of the attack. “Petal….BLIZARD!” Garednia shouted. Suddenly, Cherubi began to spin and leaves flew all around the gym. This caused a tree to be uprooted and fly out of a window. Prinplup continued to fly towards Cherubi in the storm, but kept getting hit by many powerful leaves. However, he eventually smacked right into the grass Pokémon. “GRASS POKÉMON!” Gardenia cried, “They’re so awesome and cuddly and nice and sweet!” *** Will, Jared and Cheryl continued traveling until they came across a small cave. “I’ve been waiting for you,” they heard a voice say as a man stepped out. “Actually I haven’t, I just wanted to say that because it sounds cool.” “TV’s Dr. House!?” Will and Jared said at the same time. “No, I’m Dr. Dorian,” House sarcasticized. “Can you tell me what’s wrong with my Turtwig?” Jared asked as he sent out his Pokémon. Turtwig came out looking exhausted. “Hmmm….” House said as he limped over. “Judging from the way it is postioned and from its symtoms I can see, perhaps you are just a bad trainer.” “Okay, but that’s besides the point,” Will told House. “Oh,” said House. “Well I think I know. It may be holding back some sort of power. I heard that it causes bad buildup and can make Pokémon exhausted.” “What?” Jared asked. “How about we stop asking questions and let me do the talking, okay?” House barked. “It’s simple you idiots, it’s a case of-“ however, at that second a knife fell in Dr. House’s head. Two bricks then hit Riolu and Elekid, which knocked them unconscious. Three blasts then followed with two of them hitting Jared and Cheryl’s feet, causing a gooey substance to wrap around Will and Cheryl’s feet, sticking them to the ground. Will dodged the one meant for him. “Haha you missed!” Will taunted. Another blast then hit Will’s foot. “Damnit,” Will said. Poacher A and B then landed in front of them. “Man, that was a cool entrance!” Jared complimented. “Thanks, we’ve been working on it for quite some time now,” A explained. “It’s really nice to be appreciated.” “No problem man, just felt the need to tell you that,” Jared explained. “Jared will you stop socializing with the enemy?” Will berated. He then took out a Pokéball, but Poacher B pressed a button a remote. Will tried to open the Pokéball but nothing happened. “Laugh laugh laugh, with the goo we can do a lot of cool things to you!” B boasted. “Ugh, so what do you want anyway,” Will eyerolled. “Well you see, since you ruined our plans to destroy the forest, we’ll ruin you!” A shouted. “Well it was only natural,” Jared commented. Everyone grew quiet for a few minutes until Will chimed in. “can I see that remote for a sec?” “Sure!” B said as he tossed the remote at Will. Will then looked through the remote until he eventually pressed a button. This caused Jared to be electrocuted. “How…shocking,” Jared said weakly. Will shocked him again. “That stunned me with surprise,” Jared remarked. Will kept shocking Jared with every electric pun he made. “Okay, I think I’m out,” Jared said. “Alright, all yours!” Will then tossed the remote back at Poacher B. *** As Gry continued to follow the sketchy man across Eterna City, the man began to pick up the pace in order to lose Gry. Eventually they came to a street where the man walked across it while the light was still green. Gry went to the edge of the side walk. Drat, I am forced to jaywalk. I really do not want to break the law. but I must. He then ran across the street chasing after the man. I feel so wrong Gry thought. The guy then turned around seeing Gry and ran. “Ponyta, Fire Spin!” Gry ordered. Ponyta came out and shot a tornado of fire in front of the man. “Noooooooooo!” the man said as he stopped and Gry caught up. “Now let’s see who you really are,” Gry said as he grabbed his hat and glasses off. “TV’s Jesse Pinkman!?” Gry said. "Yeah bitch I was just trying to make some mad cheddar bitch selling some crystal M bitch,” Pinkman answered. “Oh, so you are unaware of the disappeared building?” Gry asked. “Sorry bitch I got no clue what you’re saying bitch.” *** “Plup…prin,” panted Prinplup, damaged from all the leaves that hit him before. “Cherries,” panted Cherubi. “It’s amazing how your Pokémon survived my super amazing grass attack!” Gardenia noted. “It’s amazing how you’re a gym leader,” Mug responded. Suddenly, Prinplup’s eyes glowed as water emitted around it. “That’s my Pokémons ability, Torrent. When my Pokémon is weak, its water attacks get more powerful by illegally downloading movies and TV shows!” Mug explained. Prinplup then shot a very thick Water Gun at Cherubi “The exposition is very unnecessary, you know,” Gardenia responded as Cherubi glowed. The water then hit Cherubi doing some damage but it followed up with a massive Solar Beam. “Heh he heh, exactly what I wanted.” laughed Mug. Prinplup then shot out an array of bubbles towards the Solar Beam, holding it off. The water around Prinplup soon transferred onto the bubbles making them thicker and more powerful. “Now Whirlpool!” Mug roared. Prinplup then shot out a massive spiral of water which sucked in the bubblesand it overpowered the weakened Solar Beam. Prinplup then dashed inside the Whirlpool with an Aerial Ace and both hit the cherries simultaneously. This was more than it could bear. “Did someone say…bear?” asked a Teddiursa as it crawled in the gym. “YOU ARE NOT A GRASS POKÉMON!” Gardenia cried, “GET IT!” Suddenly vines shot out from the garden and grabbed Teddiursa, sucking the Pokémon underground. “Cherubi is unable to battle! The winner of this round goes to Madelyn and Prinplup!” the tree declared. “Turtwig, grass ‘em up!” Gardenia called out. A Pokéball flew in the air and with a flash of light came out a Turtwig. So starter vs starter, eh? Mug thought as she stared at the Turtwig. *** “Hello?” weakly said Turtwig as he walked up to Jared, Will, and Cheryl, who were stuck to the ground. “Turtwig, hey. Fire a Bullet Seed at the poachers okay?” Jared commanded. “I can’t….so weak,” Turtwig said as it began to shake. “Turtwig, you gotta listen. The doc said that you were holding something back which is why you are sick. Let it out.” “I’m not holding anything back….well kinda.” “What is it?” “Pshhht, not on our watch!” Poacher B said as he threw away his watch. “We can hear you talking you know.” He then took out the remote. “It’s just….I think I’m ready to go stronger, but I haven’t really done anything about it yet,” Turtwig said. “Evolution? You’re ready for it?” Jared asked. “Yeah. But like I dind’t wanna do it without your permission first, you could be one of those people that hate evolved Pokémon,” Turtwig told Jared. “Pshhht…who hates evolution?” Jared wondered as he smiled, “besides…IF YOU COULD EVOLVE WHY DIDN’T YOU DO IT IMMEDIATELY? I WANT POWER!!” “Okay fine geez,” Turtwig then suddenly glowed bright as he changed shape. When it emerged, a bigger looking tortoise with bushes on its back emerged. “I AM GROTLE!” the Pokémon said as he shot a Bullet Seed. “Woah, why does my Pokémon sound like Vin Diesal and how is it speaking English?” wondered Jared as he took out his Pokédex. "Grotle, the slow Pokémon. While Turtwig’s are known for their speed, upon evolution it is significantly slowed down, including their thought processes. This makes it only able to say the words ‘I’ ‘am’ and ‘Grotle’. Wait, did I actually supply useful information? I suck!" The Pokédex analyzed as it self-destructed. The seeds then crashed into the remote, destroying it and shattering the blobs around Cheryl, Will, and Jared’s feet. “Aww man, I knew we shouldn’t have put in the functions to get rid the goo when the remote is destroyed,” B moaned. The two poachers then ran off. “After them!” Jared said. “…Why?” Will asked. “I dunno, isn’t that what good guys do?” Jared answered. “Since when were we good guys?” Will pointed out as the three of them then ran after the poachers. “They’re getting away!” Jared said. “I can see that,” responded Will. However, as the poachers were about to disappear from Will and Jared’s sight, a tree fell in front of them. “Rats!” said A. “Did someone say….rat?” a Raticate asked as it crawled up to the poachers. “No.” “Oh…sorry to waste your time,” the Raticate apologized as it awkwardly walked away. Will and Jared then caught up. “If we can’t destroy the forest, and we can’t destroy you, we’ll destroy the forest!” Poacher A said. He then took out a flare and threw it at a tree. The tree then burst into flames and fire spread from it, burning many plants, bushes, and Pokémon around them. “They’re gonna burn down the forest!” Jared observed. “What’s with you stating the obvious today?” Will asked. *** “Well Travis it seems our endeavours of finding the Jubilife citizens have come to a standstill,” Gry said as he sat down next to Travis who was still browsing reddit. “Huh?” Travis asked. “Oh, I found a lead.” “Really?” Gry asked suspiciously. “Yeah, after I grew bored with r/fatpeoplehate, I went back to r/tifu to read more funny stories. Then I grew bored with that so I decided to help you out. First, I went to r/Pokémon to ask, but no one responded to my threads so nothing happened. Then, I went through a few of the threads, but most of them were just funny Pokémon videos and stuff…” “Can you get to the point?” Gry asked. “Okay fine,” Travis responded. “Eventually I found this dude that I found funny so I read all his posts which made me discover r/jobs. It’s not a useful subreddit, it’s actually kinda boring, but I went through it anyway cuz why not, but get this. An ex-Team Galactic member posted there about how much he hated his old job. Something about being interrogated Pulp Fiction style by a Welsh I guess? Anywho, I started talking to him, and he apparently knows about a hideout in Eterna that is invisible. So, I set up a meet.” “Where?” “He kinda went AWOL on Galactic and now they’re kinda hunting him down. So he wants to meet us in somewhere discreet. Turns out there is an abandoned mansion in the Eterna Forest nearby, so that’s where he’ll be. But it’s kinda haunted.” “Alright, shall we head there?” Gry answered. “Yeah, sure.” Travis answered as he got up, “yknow, aren’t all abandoned mansions believed to be haunted? Besides, who abandons a mansion anyway? I’m sure you can sell it for millions of dollars.” “Oh Travis, how I will never cease to enjoy your company,” Gry told him. *** The fire kept spreading and spreading as trees began to burn. “Man, it would be really handy to have a water-type Pokémon, wouldn’t it?” Will noted. “Yeah that’s true,” Jared agreed. “Are you guys not scared that the forest is gonna burn down?” Cheryl asked. “Eh. Millions of Pokémon will die so that’ll count for something,” Jared answered. A tree then began to fal towards Cheryl “LOOK OUT!” Will shouted as he ran towards her. However, a massive jet of water shot out which pushed the tree away. Water then rained all over the forest, dousing the fire. A bear with a yellow hat then walked up to them. “Smokey the Bear!” Jared and Will said with unison. “Only YOU can prevent wildfires!” Smokey the Bear told them. Edited by Nothingjustgo, Oct 7 2015, 11:21 AM.
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The following chapter took place between the events of Chapter 10 and Chapter 11, but unfortunately had to be delayed due to uhhhh....Smash Bros? Yeah, that’s a good reason. “So,” Will started, “what tropes are we going to subvert this time?” “Actually, I prefer to invert tropes” responded Jared. “Huh, I just realized I’m not writing anymore.” “What are you talking about?” Mug asked. Will shrugged while Jared pulled a notebook out of his bag. “Oh, I was keeping a journal of our travels, but I stopped writing it. I guess I realized people who keep journals are losers,” Jared replied. “You’re still a loser though!” shouted Elekid. Will and Mug shared a laugh while the group of friends continued to walk down the route that I forgot to mention they were walking on. “Watch your words, kid; I’ll put you in your pokeball!” Jared said threateningly. “You won’t, you’re addicted to me!” Elekid shouted back. He was right, ever since Jared’s brutal and dark past; he’s been addicted to the Elekid line. Jared then began to reminisce of his shady upbringing. “It all started when my parents divorced me…It was a horrible, horrible day because then I had no one left to torture-“ Jared was soon cut off by Will. “No one cares about your past, Jared,” Will announced bluntly. Jared hung his head in shame as Mug pushed him along. “Hey wait, why am I the butt monkey now?!” Jared cried out. Will had just pulled out a leash to put on Jared and Mug was holding a paddle. “Wait Mug, what the hell are you doing with a paddle, we’re trying to keep him in line not show him a good time!” Will protested. “Good time? This is a paddle…” Mug muttered as she and Jared looked at Will quizzically. “That doesn’t answer my question, is it because we kicked out-“ Jared was interrupted by a loud buzzing noise. “Jared, you can’t say that person’s name this chapter!” Will said, worried. “Who knows what would happen to us if that person was mentioned.” “What? That pervy idiot T-“ Jared was cut off again by another loud buzzing noise. “Jared, are you serious?” Mug asked. “Don’t ask questions, just follow the writer.” “What writer?” Jared asked. Will and Mug then pointed as Stephen King rode by on a bicycle. The trio followed him until he was hit by a car and then they got lost again. “This is getting ridiculous; can we actually get a plot going?” Jared asked out loud. “Well, for a plot we need some kind of conflict, right?” Mug responded. “Hey, how come you guys caught a third Pokémon but I didn’t?” Will asked his friends. “This is so unfair, and it makes me really mad and stuff!” CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE: THE MOTHIM EFFECT Will, Mitch, and Minerva continued down the stereotypically grassy route while Will looked for a cool new Pokémon to catch. “Wait, who the hell are you two?” Will asked. “Oops, wrong Will!” Mitch said before he and Minerva ran off. Will then turned around and saw Jared and Mug walking up to him. “We didn’t see any cool Pokémon that you’d like,” Mug said. “Yeah, all we saw in the grass was a Lucario, Gallade, Toxicroak, Umbreon, Aggron, Tyranitar, Murkrow, and a Gulpin,” Jared listed. “Aw, I would’ve liked a Gulpin,” Will sulkily stated. The young and handsome trainer was getting fed up and sat down on the ground next to his Riolu. Will had always wanted at least 3 Pokémon since he could remember, way back in his brutal and melancholy past. After his siblings died in a house fire caused by his evil demigod father, Will had become a perpetually sad human being bent on catching at least 3 poke- “Let’s go get some ice cream!” Will beamed cheerily, standing up. The abrupt movement caused some rustling in the bushes. Suddenly, a Pokémon popped out of the bushes. “It’s a Mothim!” Will shouted, pulling out his pokedex. “This is actually a Geodude you dumbass. How could you get these two confused? Have you NEVER seen a Mothim before?!” The Pokédex analyzed. Geodude stomped away while the bushes rustled some more and this time an ACTUAL Mothim popped out! “It’s a Mothim!” Will shouted, putting away his Pokédex. Mothim flew to the trio, looking really sad. “My whole family perished in a forest fire...” said Mothim sadly. Its antennae twitched as wet spots formed around its eyes. “Oh, I get it,” Jared said. “Because you’re a moth and moths are attracted to flames! That’s pretty funny!” Jared, Will, and Mug then laughed at Mothim’s joke. “My soul has been set ablaze…like a moth to a flame” Mothim cried out poetically. Will and Jared continued laughing while Mug had since stopped because Mothim’s words reminded her of her past. “I had a pet moth once…” Mug started, tears forming in her eyes. “I had it for one minute for my birthday, but…” “Just let it out, Mug, we are all here for you,” said Will, Jared, and Mothim in unison. “I forgot to blow my candles out and…the moth went to the candles and burned to death.” Mug said solemnly. She then noticed that a tear had formed on her cheek so she sucked it back up into her eye. Will and Jared looked at each other for a moment and then back at Mug. “Samurai don’t cry!” she shouted triumphantly. “That story wasn’t dark and gritty at all!” Will shouted, disappointed. “Yeah, my past has been pretty sweet,” remarked Mug as Will sulked. They then turned their attention towards Mothim. “So, Will, how about we catch this Mothim?” Riolu asked. “Good question, but I’m going to let Chimchar take this one because he doesn’t get any love,” Will responded, letting Chimchar out of its Pokéball. The sun blinded the poor monkey as it hadn’t seen it for so long. “I wouldn’t advise capturing me,” said the depressed Mothim, “everything I love turns to ash.” “WAIT!!!” said Mug, Jared, Riolu, Elekid, Will’s Pokédex, and the Geodude from earlier in unison. “I know you want a third Pokémon, Will, but this Mothim is such a majestic creature and I’d love to have him on my team!” Mug said, pulling out her pokeball. “Actually, I want the Mothim on MY team!” Jared said. “I’m not going to be outdone by a girl!” “Hey, that was really sexist,” said the Geodude from earlier. “We’ve come a long way for gender equalities and it’s so not humiliating to be outdone by a girl. IN FACT, it should be quite humbling, you should be HONOURED to be outdone by a girl!” Riolu then Force Palmed the Geodude, who tumbled away, knocking into Mothim and weakening it. “Anyways, I was going to say don’t use Chimchar against Mothim, use me cause fire is too damaging” Riolu piped in. “I want that Mothim!” Mug shouted. “I’ll trade Elekid for that Mothim!” Jared shouted. “Wait, what!?” screamed Elekid. “Just throw your Pokéball, Will!” Riolu shouted. The three trainers then locked eyes as the morose Mothim lay on the ground, injured. This had now become a moment in time where anything could happen, yet everything could happen. ~~~ Jared’s Pokéball hit Mothim first. As the insect Pokémon was sucked inside, Jared stood there with baited breath as the pokeball rocked back and forth. Eventually it clicked and Mothim was caught. “That’s a wrap!” Jared shouted, trying out a new catchphrase. Will and Mug shook their heads in unison. “Well, Jared, since I let you capture Mothim, you have to give me your Elekid,” Will mentioned. “Ha! You’re a fool if you think Jared was serious about that!” Elekid exclaimed. “Here ya go,” Jared quipped, tossing Elekid’s pokeball to Will. The poor electric kid looked on in shock as flashbacks of his previous trainers abusing and abandoning him ran through his head. Soon those memories faded away and were filled with rage. “Hey buddy...” Riolu said, comforting Elekid. “I know that look, it’s okay. You’re still in the family.” “THIS WILL BE A 1 V 1 BATTLE BETWEEN JARED AND ELEKID,” Mug announced. Suddenly, a massive thunderbolt came from the skies and crashed down onto Jared’s head. Jared blacked out instantly. *** Weeks passed after ‘The Elekid Incident’, though to Jared they were just a blur. The incident received national coverage and laws began to be imposed, capping the levels of domesticized Pokémon. As for Elekid, he became a fugitive along with Will who went on the run after the incident. Mug immediately went to the police and sold him out and it’s widely believed that he’s been apprehended by authorities and that Mug herself was arrested for absolutely no reason. As for Jared, he received much medical attention over the past few weeks after becoming a celebrity victim. The concussive injuries to his head were severe but he’s made a speedy recovery and aside from the loss of all of his hair and a massive red scar on his head, he was believed to be fine. That is until his doctor told him he had an inoperable aneurysm and would die in the next several months. And that’s what you missed on…..TSS! “Mothim, I don’t know what to do,” Jared said glumly. He and Mothim were sitting in a Pokémon center, discussing things over tea. “If I die, I leave nothing behind.” Jared looked around the room, observing other trainers and people. He saw a large, tattooed man on the PC. “Hey, what’s up?” Jared asked, walking over. The man stood up and started speaking Russian to Jared. “I’m sorry, sir.” Jared replied. “Mothim, do you speak any language other than English?” “Nope,” Mothim responded. Jared groaned and walked away but a certain trainer caught his eye. He was short with the skin complexity of an unpeeled orange bathed in sunlight. His jet black hair was blacker than a raven in a tar pit and he had a pair of glasses that accentuated his meaty face. He was wearing a red shirt with a lightning bolt on it. The lightning bolt was a bright yellow with exceptionally pointy edges. Those pointy edges were properly placed on the upper right and lower left corners of the front of his shirt, as to remain asymmetrical. The rest of his shirt was brick red and tight on his torso and back, accentuating his lack of muscles. He also had on a pair of shorts I guess. “Eat this, Pokémon!” said the trainer as he fed his Pokémon a piece of candy. “That’s it!” Jared shouted. “If I can get into the rare candy business, I can make enough money to support you after I die, Mothim!” “Hey dude, I’m Leo” said the trainer. “Don’t tell anyone I have Rare Candies, you know that stuff is illegal with the level-capping rules and all. I just want to keep my Pokémon healthy.” Leo then winked at his Pokémon and accidentally dropped a Rare Candy. Jared quickly caught it in midair. “Oh snap, that was clutch!” Jared shouted, holding the candy in his hands. “Hey, why is it blue?” “That means it’s pure,” Leo replied. “Where do you get it from?” asked Jared. “Follow me,” Leo said. Jared and Mothim were then led to that café in that one town where everyone battles you. At first, Jared was confused but everything made sense once he was led to the secret Rare Candy lab under the café. “Here are your tools, my friend. Produce Rare Candy to your heart’s desire!” Leo exclaimed. “Wait, you just met me and you’re going to trust me with your very expensive, very illegal operation even without me proving my skills to you, or any indicator that I know how to cook Rare Candy?” Jared asked. “Hey, this is your dream isn’t it?” remarked Leo. “Come on, Pokémon; let’s leave this man to work!” With that, Leo and his Pokémon left Jared and Mothim with all the supplies and equipment they would ever need to produce as much candy as they want. “So, how should we go about cooking, Jared?” Mothim asked. “Say my name.” Jared said bluntly. “Uhh...Jared?” Mothim asked. “Oh, sorry, I’m doing a crossword puzzle. Say My Name by Destiny’s Child!” Jared beamed, scribbling some letters on a piece of paper. “Now what’s a five letter word for a female dog?” “Bitch!” Mothim shouted. “Okay good, I’m finished.” Jared said, crumbling up the crossword puzzle in his hands. “Let’s cook!” Jared and Mothim then got to cooking, and turns out they were naturals. It wasn’t long before they were producing the purest Rare Candy on the market and making millions. Jared was beginning to get greedy and the real reason he got into the business became clouded. In the end, he was done in by his own greed… “Hey, how did a Pineco get in here?” asked Jared. “We have to kill it before it contaminates our product!” “JARED, NO!” Mothim shouted. Jared smacked the Pineco, causing it to Self-destruct. Jared turned around, with half of his face having been blown off. Mothim gasped as his master stared at him. “How are you still alive?” asked Mothim. “I don’t know, I…” Jared started, reaching up to touch the gory mess that was his face. “I think it’s time to let go,” ordered Mothim. “What do you mean?” inquired a terrified Jared. “We need to let him go,” Mothim said in Will’s voice. *** Will and Mug stood over a hospital bed where Jared was laying, unconscious. His head was fully bandaged and he was strapped up to machines making periodic beeping sounds. “We need to let him go, doc. He can’t live like this…” Will muttered. “This isn’t an existence.” “Well, right now he’s in a dreamlike state. It’s highly unlikely he ever comes out of it,” explained the doctor, putting a hand on Will’s shoulder. “Also, it curiously states on his birth certificate that his birth name is Jarnod. I’m not sure what to make of that.” “Jarnod…” Mug whispered, putting her hand on Jared’s motionless and burnt hand. “I think…” Will started, choking up. “I think it’s best if…if we take him off life support.” The doctor nodded his head as Will and Mug embraced. *** “Wait, this is a dream?” asked the half-faced dream Jared. “Don’t let me go, I like it here!” “You have to wake up,” Mothim said. Jared began to tear up. “I’m sorry, Elekid! I was so insensitive, so desperate just to catch Mothim!” Jared shouted to the skies. “I’m not even that great,” quipped Mothim. “I didn’t know I could hurt you or anyone like that. I’m so sorry, kid…You were my friend.” Jared gasped. He wiped the tears from his eyes as he collapsed to his knees. “You were right…” Jared mumbled, staring down at the puddle of blood and tears collecting at his knees. “Greed…is what did me in.” Jared then blacked out. *** Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep……………. ~~~ The three trainers then locked eyes as the morose Mothim lay on the ground, injured. This had now become a moment in time where anything could happen, yet everything could happen. ~~~ Mug’s Pokéball hit Mothim first. As the insect Pokémon was sucked inside, Mug stood there with baited breath as the pokeball rocked back and forth. Eventually it clicked and Mothim was caught. “Alright, I guess you guys will have to live with me constantly coming out on top!” Mug exclaimed. Jared and Will merely looked at each other and groaned. “Mug, seriously?” Will nagged. “You have like four Pokémon and I only have two!” “Well there’s only two people in this world, the quick and the weak,” Mug taunted. “Speaking of weak, we should transition over into the next town and heal our Pokémon at the Pokémon Center.” Mug, Jared, and a crying Will then continued down the route before passing a sign that read ‘Next Town’. “Hey, we’re in the next town!” Jared exclaimed. Since this town’s only purpose is to further the plot, the only buildings here are a Pokémon Center and a sandwich shop. “Last one there is a rotten egg!” shouted Mug as she ran to the Pokémon Center to heal her brand new Mothim. “Fur cue, Mug,” Will grumbled. Jared then ran after Mug, leaving Will to become a rotten egg. Not a literal rotten egg, he’s still Will, but a figurative rotten egg. “Thanks!” acknowledged Mug as she received her four Pokémon back from Nurse Joy. “Here, heal mine too,” added Jared. The nurse took his three Pokémon from him and healed them. “Might as well heal mine,” sulked Will. He handed his two Pokéballs to the nurse and she looked at him quizzically. “Only two Pokémon?” asked Nurse Joy. “You must be one of them losers!” The nurse then savagely beat Will as Jared and Mug looked on and chuckled. “Can we just go?” hissed Will. “Let’s go get a sandwich or something; I need to get my mind off of things.” Will then looked out the window as memories of the events that just transpired zoomed through his mind. “Only two Pokémon?” asked Nurse Joy. “You must be one of them losers!” The nurse then savagely beat Will as Jared and Mug looked on and chuckled. Will stared at the ground, mulling over his thoughts as the group walked over to the sandwich shop. “Nom nom nom nom” said Poacher A as he ate his sandwich. “Hey! That’s not the sound you make when you eat a sandwich!” denounced Poacher B. The two poachers were busy enjoying some delicious sandwiches, not thinking about doing anything illegal when suddenly their sworn enemies walked into the sandwich shop. “Poacher C and Poacher D!” shouted Poacher A as two identical poachers walked into the sandwich shop. “Poacher A and Poacher B!” shouted Poacher C as he walked into the sandwich shop. “Poacher A, Poacher B, Poacher C, and Poacher D!” shouted Will as he, Mug and Jared walked into the sandwich shop. “Please stop shouting, this is a public restaurant!” shouted the owner of the sandwich shop as he threw a bunch of random ingredients into a giant sandwich maker, a large cauldron-like device with an input tube and an output tube. “This is my state of the art sandwich making machine! You just toss in your meats, veggies, and bread and it stirs everything and pops a perfectly made sandwich out!” “That’s going to be important later!” remarked Will. “We are going to take your Pokémon!” Poacher A shouted, wolfing down his sandwich in the process. “No, we are going to take your Pokémon!” Poacher C barked, with Poacher D nodding and snarling beside him. “Actually, WE are going to take your Pokémon!” Poacher B echoed. “Hey, I already said that, B, you’re on my side!” Poacher A corrected very loudly. “Why does no one listen to me?” whined the sandwich shop owner. “I fed you and this is how you treat me?” The sandwich shop owner then hung himself as a massive 2 vs. 2 vs. 3 battle began to unfold. “Actually, you guys take care of Poachers C and D, I’ll take care of these guys,” said Mug as she let Mothim out of its pokeball. “I don’t feel like doing an entire battle,” Will announced, pulling his wallet out. “So here’s a couple of bucks, go treat yourselves to something to eat.” “But this is the only restaurant in town!” Poacher C called out as Poacher D snatched the money and walked out of the sandwich shop, dragging his poacher partner with him. “Mothim, use Silver Wind!” commanded Mug. Mothim abided and sent out a gust of beautiful silver scales that struck the Poachers head on, knocking them into the state of the art sandwich machine which then inexplicably turned on. “AHHHHHHH!!!” screamed the Poachers as they were put through the sandwich machine and popped out of the other end as amalgamations of their former selves fused with various sandwich meats. “My arm is made out of pastrami!” screamed Poacher A as he held up a pastrami arm. Poacher B crawled out of the output tube with his lower body having transformed into a tomato. “We’re monsters!” shouted Poacher B. Poacher B tried to drag his malformed body across the floor but his arms were ham and cheese so it just wasn’t happening. “This has certainly taken a turn for the worst,” muttered Jared as he took a couple steps back outside of the sandwich shop. “Sorry, poachers,” Mug started, “but I’m a vegetarian!” She then commanded Mothim to finish the sandwich monster poachers off with a well-placed Silver Wind, effectively putting them out of their misery. *** “Welcome to PokéNews! The only news station in this Arceus forsaken region!” beamed a smiling anchorman. “As you may have heard, supervillains in the form of sandwich monsters raided the small community of Next Town the other day and were stopped by none other than our fellow superhero, Mug!” “Ahem, it's Heromug!” Mug corrected as she sat across from the anchorman on a couch. She was dressed in a skintight green get-up with the initials HM sewn onto her chest. “Really, Heromug?” asked the anchorman. “That’s the name you picked?” “Yes, I believe it perfectly accentuates my duty as a superhero to help those around me with the assistance of my sidekick, Heromothim!” Mug said proudly. “I didn’t agree to any of this,” Mothim muttered glumly. “She’s my trainer; I kind of don’t have much choice. In fact, my entire family perished in a forest fi-“ “That’s disgusting,” chided the anchorman, cutting Mothim off. “Anyways, as you can see, we are here with Heromug and her sidekick, to talk about how it felt to take down a supervillain duo.” “Well, anchorman, it felt right, y’know?” Mug responded. Suddenly, a familiar cackle was heard as a shadowy figure strolled through the news station before standing before Mug. She gasped as she realized who it was that was staring back at her. “It’s me” said Will. “I was the one who was supposed to catch Mothim!” “What are you rambling about, Will?” asked Mug. “Where’s Jared?” “Right here,” Will snarled as he turned on one of the news station TVs. It inexplicably connected to a video feed depicting Jared tied up on train tracks. “You give me the Mothim that should’ve been mine or else Jared will get hit by a train and die, y’know what I’m saying?” “Wait a second,” said Jared in his position on the tracks. “There’s no train in Sinnoh!” He then proceeded to untie himself before getting up and walking away. “Okay fine but I still want that Mothim, you have like four Pokémon,” Will grumbled. “Really?” asked Mothim. “I’m not even that great.” “What the hell is going on?!” the anchorman cried out. “So, what do you say?” Will asked with a smile, holding out his hand. “My own friend…turned evil…” Mug muttered to herself. She then swiftly roundhouse kicked Will in the face, breaking his neck and killing him. “I guess it’s true, you either die a hero or see yourself become the villain.” “My Arceus, you just killed that man!” shouted the anchorman in fear. Mug then turned her head and looked the anchorman in the eye with a gleam of self-righteousness. “I’ll die a hero.” *** A year had passed since the world saw its first superhero, dubbed Heromug, and the region of Sinnoh could not be more different. Obsessed with fighting evil for the good of mankind, Sinnoh was oppressed by Heromug and her sidekick, Heromothim. “I didn’t agree to ANY of this!” Mothim cried out. Heromug looked down on the desolate region from atop Mt. Coronet, satisfied with her twisted version of natural selection, leaving any soul with a shred of “evil” to waste. “All hail the conquering hero,” she said to herself. “Urrrgh” grunted Jared as he finally reached the top of Mt. Coronet. “I’m never climbing a mountain again.” “Jared!” Heromug exclaimed. “What’s a loser like you doing on Hero Mountain?” “Mug, you’ve gone mad!” Jared reasoned. “This is Mt. Coronet! You killed Will! You oppressed a region with your heroics!” “This mountain is for heroes only, Jared,” Heromug said, raising her foot and pressing it against Jared’s face. “Wait, Mug, please!” Jared pleaded. “Save us!” “I already did.” Heromug said with a smile. She then pressed down hard on Jared’s face, pushing him down the mountain. As Jared slid down the mountain he struggled so hard to climb, Heromug looked on at the region she fought hard to save and grinned with a sense of accomplishment. It wasn’t easy being the hero of Sinnoh, but she did it anyways and she was proud of it. ~~~ The three trainers then locked eyes as the morose Mothim lay on the ground, injured. This had now become a moment in time where anything could happen, yet everything could happen. ~~~ Will’s pokeball hit Mothim first. As the insect Pokémon was sucked inside, Will stood there with baited breath as the pokeball rocked back and forth. Eventually it clicked and Mothim was caught. “Yes!” Will exclaimed, leaping into the air. “I finally have three Pokémon!” “Good job,” Jared congratulated. “You’re now caught up with us.” “Great, good, fantastic, can we get to Floarama now?” Mug asked impatiently. “We’ve got a contest to do!” “Yeah, you’re right!” Will confirmed. The trio then began their trek back to Floarama. Along the way, they got into some misadventures in Jubilife, got kidnapped, and met a crazy bearded dude named Chris. None of these events are important enough to describe in detail, but Will did bond with Mothim, training him and learning his move set in preparation for an upcoming gym battle. The trio finally reached Floarama just in time to sign up. As Jared and Mug settled things, Will decided to step outside to train Mothim some more. “I’d love to support my friends in the contest, Mothim, but we have to make sure you’re ready to fight the gym in Eterna!” Will proclaimed. “I’m not really that into battling, Will.” Mothim replied. “You know, my family perished due to-“ “Nonsense!” Will interrupted. “Mothim, show off your Silver Wind!” Mothim sighed and then unleashed a glistening gust of beautiful scales. Will’s eyes sparkled as he marveled at the beauty of Mothim’s attack. “Yeah, apparently that’s the only attack I know,” mumbled Mothim. “I think I found your true calling,” Will said gleefully. He then burst into the contest hall and marched up to the front desk. “Good news, Will!” Jared shouted. “There’s enough spots open that they’re still letting us sign up!” “Fantastic!” exclaimed Will as he wrote down his and Mothim’s names on the sign-up sheet. “I’m going to win this contest with Mothim’s Silver Wind!” “Ha!” Mug mocked. “You’re a gym battler; you’ve never done a contest in your life. You might be able to school Jared, but do you really think you can beat me?” “Hey, we’ll see who the winner is once I win the contest!” Jared barked. “It’s going to be me, okay?” *** Will marched out of the contest hall holding a bright green ribbon while Mug followed him, grumbling. “Hey, cheer up Mug; Mothim and I make a really good team!” Will glistened. “Next contest, I bet you’ll have it. Just hopefully Jared doesn’t get shot by a growing beard guy again!” “Yeah, why did Chris shoot Jared instead of you?” asked Mug. “I played the underdog card, Mug.” Will remarked before giving Mug a friendly pat on the ass, who swiftly punched him in the face. “Let’s just go grab Jared from the hospital and get the hell out of here,” Mug snarled. “I quite liked doing that contest though, I think I might become like you and do gym battles and contests!” announced Will. “What’s the worst that could happen?” *** Six months later, life was going pretty swell for Will. He had 5 ribbons and 8 badges and absolutely nothing went wrong. Jared also fully healed from his gunshots and Mug had all 8 badges as well. “Wow, it seems like we’ve had a really good journey so far. Can you believe that we’ve been traveling for almost a year?” Will asked, reminiscing. “Yeah, we had some hardships and troubles but nothing truly awful happened.” Jared remarked. “Yeah, I honestly expected the worst to happen, but on the contrary the best happened!” Mug said excitedly. The three friends shared a good laugh and sat down on the grass, enjoying each other’s company. “It only gets better from here, guys,” Will said warmly. *** Six months later, and the region of Sinnoh lay in ruins. A dirty and bearded Will traversed through the rubble that was Jubilife City, frantically searching for something. “Mothim, that’s what Jared said, right?” he asked, turning to see a battle-hardened Mothim flapping its wings next to him. “He said he last saw her in Jubilife, she has to be still alive!” “Want me to use Silver Wind?” asked Mothim. “No, I think I see her!” Will shouted. He then ran to the half erect casino and found Mug sitting completely still on one of the seats, staring blankly at a slot machine. “Mug, thank Arceus!” “Wait, Will!” Mothim called out. Will ran up to Mug, but stopped before reaching her. Mug’s body was discolored and looked cracked. He stood in front of her and looked into her eyes, frantically searching for a shred of life. “Mug, please, you have to still be there!” Will cried out, tears welling up in his eyes. He slowly reached his hand out and softly touched her face, only for her entire body to crumble into dust. Will choked back tears as he held the dust of his friend in his trembling hands. “Well, you always said she was an angel!” Jared said, popping up from behind a broken blackjack table. “Now she’s angel dust!” Jared chuckled to himself as Will stared at him, speechless. “No wait sorry, that’s a drug. Not cool. Just trying to lighten the mood, y’know?” “I know what you’re saying…” Will choked out. He slowly let the Mug dust sift through his fingers as he thought back to the day he entered the Grand Festival with Mothim. That day was better known as doomsday. No one knew why or how Will entering the Grand Festival caused the end of the world, but it did. The mothim effect struck a chord in the Earth and shook it for all it was worth, plunging everyone into the apocalypse. Most reacted, but the ones that survived…they adapted. Mug did not adapt. Will and Jared di- “Okay, if you’re just going to wander around in your thoughts then I’m going to go cannibalize somebody,” Jared interrupted before walking out of the fractured casino. “Well, I guess it’s just you and me, Mothim,” Will muttered glumly. “I don’t know what I would do without you, buddy.” “I’m not even that great,” Mothim replied. Will embraced Mothim in a hug and began the long trek outside of the casino and into the lifeless wreckage of Jubilife city. ~~~ The three trainers then locked eyes as the morose Mothim lay on the ground, injured. This had now become a moment in time where anything could happen, yet everything could happen. ~~~ All three Pokéballs collided in midair, breaking apart. The broken pokeball pieces hit Mothim, startling him and causing him to fly away in fear. “Great job, guys!” Will shouted angrily, “You botched my chances for a third Pokémon!” “Hey, I wanted that Mothim more than you!” Jared argued. “It could’ve done wonders for me in my contests!” “Yeah, well, you guys have your Pokémon follower sidekicks, why couldn’t I have had mine?” Mug questioned angrily. “Now this journey is going to suck without Mothim!” Jared fretted. “I almost captured Mothim, I swear!” Will announced before walking into the grass. “What are you doing, Will?” Mug asked. “It’s no use; you’re never going to catch that Mothim.” “Hey, give him a chance, Mug,” Jared suggested. “Don’t worry, guys,” Will said as he got another usable pokeball ready. “I swear I can catch Mothim before nighttime.” “You take all the time you need, Will.” Jared responded, giving Mug a slight wink. Mug merely groaned and turned away as Will struggled to find and catch Mothim. Riolu and Elekid walked over to the three broken pokeball pieces and began to pick them up. “Such a shame that they wasted these perfectly good pokeballs just for a stupid Mothim,” Riolu bantered. “Yeah, no big deal though, they’re just pokeballs,” Elekid replied. “They’re expendable.” “I guess…” Riolu said, looking at his reflection in the clean, metallic inside of the Pokéball. “I like to think pokeballs represent something more, though.” “What the hell are you talking about?” Elekid inquired, lightly smacking Riolu. “They’re just pokeballs; they capture and contain Pokémon in a home that you can fit in your pocket. That’s all they are.” “Yeah,” Riolu muttered as he stared up into the sky. “Yeah, I suppose you’re right.” Edited by Nothingjustgo, Jun 23 2015, 02:21 PM.
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So here’s what you probably forgot on The Sinnoh Story. Mug started her gym battle against Gardenia and beat her Cherubi, Will and Jared met Cheryl in the Eterna Forest who offered to be their guide. Lastly, Gry and Travis are searching for where they believe the Jubilife Citizens are being held, but cannot find the buildings location. Thanks to the help of Travis they set up with a meet with an ex-Team Galactic grunt at a mansion inside Eterna Forest. And that’s what you probably forgot on… TSS! "Monferno, Flame Wheel!” Will ordered. The monkey then rushed at the Kricketot with a wheel of flames. “Bug off!” shouted the Kricketot as a mass audience applauded it for its incredible pun. The Kricketot then flew into a nearby bush as Monferno stopped in its tracks to look around. “Argh, I’ll never get a third Pokémon at this rate!” Will complained, “Pokémon hardly show here.” “Well maybe because you aren’t using honey, honey,” Cheryl lectured Will. “Honey?” Will wondered, “what’s that?” “I think it’s just a sweet substance often put on foods to enhance taste,” Riolu answered. “That’s not what I meant!” Will snapped. “Honey is a thing trainers often use to lure Pokémon,” Cheryl explained. “You smear it on trees and then they get distracted.” “Why didn’t you tell me this before?” Will asked. “Well uh….I’m kinda out of it,” Cheryl nervously replied. “Oh. What drug are you on?” Jared asked. “No that’s not what I meant,” Cheryl replied. “I meant I’m out of honey.” “Damnit! Where do I get some?” Will complained “Well, there’s a place but it’s kinda dangerous.” “Where?” *** “Here!” Cheryl answered as she looked around. They were in a massive hive, with honey dripping from walls around them. “How did she do that?” Jared wondered after being teleported. *** “Turtwig, grass ‘em up!” Gardenia called out. A Pokéball flew in the air and with a flash of light came out a Turtwig. So starter vs starter, eh? Mug thought, until suddenly a knot of grass wrapped under Prinplup’s foot. “Prinplup!” he cried out as he fell to the ground. “Prinplup is unable to battle! The winner of this round goes to Gardenia and Turtwig!” the tree declared. Oh…awkward. Chapter 22: 2spooky4me The wind howled as Gry and Travis arrived at the entrance of an old and dusty mansion. Oooooooooooooooooooo a voice was heard. “Well it appears we have quite a challenge towards the search for our lead,” Gry stated. “It’s displeasuring that it involves such…spooky circumstances. Oooooooooooooooooooh Gry looked at the nearby sign that read ‘Old Chateau’. “I have to admit even I am a tad bit creeped,” Gry said as he looked at the dim, cloudy sky. Lightning struck the top of the house. “All these clichés are making me on edge.” Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh. Spooooooky. “Travis, will you please stop doing that?” Gry asked. “Heh, sorry.” He appologized as he nervously rubbed the back of his head. The two then walked into the house and looked around. There they saw a wide room with staircases leading upwards and many doors leading who knows where. A massive Chandelure was attached to the top of the ceiling, slowly swinging and making a creaking noise. “This is so painful,” moaned the Chandelure. “Look Gry, it’s a bunch of Gastly!” Travis said excitedly as he saw a swarm of Gastly’s floating from above. “And there, observe the Cofagrigus!” Gry pointed at a coffin. Suddenly the coffin grew arms and a head and began to float around. “Spooky,” they both said in unison. “Look! It’s Casper the Unfriendly Ghost!” Travis said as he pointed at a pale, white, ghost. “Will you be my friend?” asked a random Pumpkaboo. “NO!” bitterly replied Casper. “So, are you positive that the man we wish to meet is here?” Gry asked. “It seems like an unpleasant place to wait for us.” Gry shivered as he saw eyes staring at him from the ceiling. A Duskull emerged from it. “Yeah man, don’t doubt me! This place may have a lot of ghost Pokémon, but they’re friendly ghosts! Well…except Casper.” “LEAVE ME ALONE,” Casper screamed at the Pumpkaboo “I’m watching the Nintendo Direct!” Casper turned around and continued to stare at his laptop “I’m going to submit Ridley for my vote,” Casper said, watching the announcement of the smash bros. ballot. “So yeah, we’re safe,” Travis assured. “I don’t know….” Gry skeptically responded. “C’monnnnnnn, don’t doubt me!” “These dummies should go away!” said a nearby creature, watching Travis and Gry. *** “Ima get some honey,” Will said as he started to walk away, but Cheryl grabbed the back of his collar. “Don’t just rush in, they’ll hear you!” she whispered. “Who?” Will responded. “The Pokémon living here. This place is dangerous, we gotta be careful.” “No Pokémon can stop the ol’ Will.” “They can,” Cheryl pointed. Suddenly, a whole swarm of Combee’s swarmed from above as they all flew off together. “How did you know that was gonna happen!?” Jared expressed while staring at the Combee. *** “Bees?” Gry randomly asked. “Uhh….why did you do that?” Travis asked. “Not quite sure.” The two of them began to look around the mansion as many Ghost Pokémon flew around them. “See? I told you this is safe,” Travis reassured. “Let’s hope you’re right.” Gry began to shake nervously. “Relax man, nothing’s going to happen.” Nothing happened. “See? I just tempted fate and absolutely nothing occurred,” Travis answered. “Okay, you’re right Travis, I apologize for doubting you.” Gry apologized. “Learn to trust me, man! I got us this far!” They then entered a room with a television and shut the door behind them. “Nothing here,” Gry observed. He then grabbed the door knob and tried to open the door, but it wouldn’t budge. “Bahahahaha,” they heard a voice. The light in the room turned off as the TV turned on. Travis looked at the TV and from inside it he saw Gry and him standing there. However, a giant hand came from underneath, grabbing Gry and sucking him through the floor. Travis turned around and Gry was gone. “Grybeedoo! Where are you!?” Travis shouted. “Man, that reference was forced”. “Leave or experience no good,” a voice was heard. *** “Yanma, show off!” Mug cried out. She then threw a Pokéball in the ear and the dragonfly Pokémon popped right out. “Ugh, your STUPID bugs are resistant to my amazing grass type!” Gardenia shouted. “But still…grass is the best of them all…though we don’t need the attacks. Turtwig, Bite!” “Yanma, blast it away with a Whirlwind!” Mug shouted. Turtwig then charged at Yanma with its jaw open, but Yanma flapped her wings. “Wind tastes so yummy!” Turtwig remarked with the wind being blown into its mouth. It began to be blown away. Gardenia smirked, “Grass Knot”. “Huh?” Mug said, confused about what a possible Grass Knot could do. Two blades of grass shot up from underneath Yanma and tied around her wings, causing the gale to stop. Turtwig ran at the dragonfly, lept up and bit her right in the face. “Air Cutter!” Mug roared. Yanma then shot out several blades of air which snapped the knot of grass and blew Turtwig away. “Now Sonic Boom!” Mug continued. As Turtwig was being flown, Yanma shot out a series of soundwaves at the turtle. “Turtwig, Withdraw!” Turtwig then retreated into its shell. The soundwaves then hit the shell and pushed it towards a tree. It rebounded off and started to fly back at Yanma. “Now Hidden Power!” Gardenia went. The flying shell started to spin as it shot out balls of energy. “Yanma, Whirlwind them back!” Mug went. Yanma then flapped its wings as she sent the balls of energy back towards Turtwig. “Turtwig, come out!” Gardenia cried. Turtwig popped out of its shell and landed on the ground as the Hidden Powers shot over it. “Sigh, I guess I know when I’m beat,” Gardenia moaned. “Grass is amazing, but even amazing things can be cut. Stupid disgusting germs. UGH. Turtwig, return!” “Pffft….now what?” Mug boasted as Gardenia sucked back in her Turtwig. “Well see, when you have vermin the best way is to POISON THEM,” Gardenia shouted. “Now are you ready for my main Pokémon? This one holds all beauty, but also stings if you touch it. It’s a kiss from a rose, Roserade, GRASS. ‘EM’. UP!!!!!!” Out popped up a bouquet of flowers with two roses as its hands. Mug took out her Pokédex. “Roserade, the kinda stupid idea for a Pokémon. I mean, it’s cool to have a rose-like Pokémon, but this thing is barely a rose. You heard the narrator, it’s a bouqet! I mean, there’s plenty of inspiration for a rose-type creature, just look at the Paper Mario series. But noooo, they went for the silly and over the top bouqet idea instead of what could have been a beautiful yet vicious rose design. I mean, it’s called ROSErade, not Bouqetarade. Wow, that kinda sounds like a flavour of Gatorade. Yumm…I love Gatorade. Sucks I can’t drink it, or else I’ll break.” the Pokédex analyzed. *** “Wow, I sure can’t BEElieve this,” Jared noted. Everyone gave him a dirty look. “Just warning ya’ll my role in this chapter will be to make terrible puns. There’s just so many opportunities that I cannot waste!” “Sweet,” Elekid sarcasticized. “Yes…sweet like the nectar that is surrounding us,” Jared retorted. “So can I get the honey now?” Will asked Cheryl. “Just be slow, or else you’ll be spotted and we’ll be attacked,” Cheryl explained. “You’ll make a huge buzz,” Jared added. Will slowly began to creep towards the centre of the room where all the honey was dripping. He heard a light sound, almost like a buzzing noise. “Oh shoot, oh shoot, oh shoot!” Will panicked. “Will, get back!” Cheryl whispered. “Not without my honey, honey.” Will responded. He then scurried off to the centre where the honey was dripping over a ledge. He looked downwards and to his shock he saw a massive pool of it. The buzzing noise got louder. He turned and saw another swarm of Combee flying by. ‘Uh oh’ read the sign that Will put up. He quickly dove into the pool of honey. When the Combee’s left, Riolu, Jared, Elekid, and Cheryl ran over to the pool to see Will stuck in the honey. “Looks like Will is caught in a sticky situation,” Jared noted. “That’s it!” Elekid said as he pushed Jared into the honey. “No guys, be careful!” Cheryl shouted. “Bzzt who’s that?” a Combee said, looking down at Cheryl. “Bzzt….an intruder!” another went. “GET HER!” they all shouted. “Ahhhhhhhh!” Cheryl screamed as she dove into the honey as well. Elekid and Riolu then followed as the Combee’s flew over them. *** Gry was right, I should have listened to him. This place is dangerous…. Travis thought. The door then opened by itself. “AH!” screamed Travis, “I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared.” Ugh, I should have listened to him! He’s always right, but he trusted me! Me of all people! Travis then left the room and continued to walk down the hallway, incredibly scared of what’s to come. He thought he was being cool and confident, but he got Gry in danger. He didn’t know what was going to happen next, whether hands will shoot out and grab him, or he’ll be possessed by a ghost, but he tried not to think about it despite how scared he was. It was important him to stay calm and collected, and to find his friend. “Ooh a toy car!” Travis said excitedly as he sat down and started playing with a toy car. “Vroom. Vrooooooooooooom” Wait, since when was I six? Travis then thought back to some of the stuff he had done in the past. Oh that’s right, always. Suddenly, the toy car glowed red and blue eyes lit up. “Woah, I didn’t know this car can do that!” Travis said. The eyes then shifted towards him, “or…that” he said nervously. The wheels began to spin. “This is my playground, not yours. Get out! Get out! GET OUT!!!!!!” a voice echoed. Travis then ran as the toy car followed after him. He ran around the mansion until eventually he ran into a kitchen. “You can’t hide from me!” *** “Dear students, please be advised against jumping into honey. It is not safe,” said Jared’s Zubat as it used a Gust to blow the honey off of everyone. Jared then returned his Pokémon. “Great…looks like we can’t get out,” Cheryl sighed. “I guess we’re going to have to look around.” They then went through the caves, going from tunnel to tunnel. Eventually they discovered another open room. “Bzzzzzzzzzzzt!” they heard as they saw a bunch of Combee’s flying around. In the middle of it was a massive Vespiquen. “Yes my children, gather nectar! Feed me, feed your queen!” the Vespiquen said theatrically. “Looks like we can’t get through,” Will noted. “I guess we’re swarmed,” Jared noted. “You know, you’re really starting to BUG me,” remarked Elekid. “Oh god, you’ve got me doing it to!” “Well, Combee’s have a hive mind process. If we get even one distracted, they'll all be distracted and we can sneak through,” Cheryl explained. “Okay, but how?” Elekid asked. Everyone stared at him, “what are you looking at me for?” *** “I HATE YOU ALL!” Jared screamed as the Combee’s were chasing after him. "NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!" *** “Yanma, Leech Life!” Mug cried. Yanma then flew towards Roserade and bit right in it. “Hahaha, don’t you know?” Gardenia asked, “You shouldn’t touch a rose; they have very sharp thorns.” Roserade then emitted a Poison Sting from its body which struck Yanma. “Yanma, Wing Attack!” Mug followed up. Yanma then dove right towards Roserade, but the rose… It’s a bouquet! The Pokédex objected. Sorry, I mean the bouquet smacked it away with a Poison Jab. It then shot a Sludge Bomb right at Yanma. “Yanma, Whirlwind!” Mug cried. Yanma then flapped its wings, but the ball of sludge just spread out and covered the dragonfly with a thick goop. “Heh heh heh, you can’t Whirlwind everything away. Poison spreads,” Gardenia gloated. “Yanma, Shadow Ball!” Mug barked. Yanma then shot a ball of shadow towards the Roserade. “Roserade, Energy Ball!” Gardenia protested. The two spheres collided into each other and created smoke. As Roserade struggled to look around, Yanma’s eyes glowed and spotted the rose. It then smacked right into it with a Wing Attack. “Gotta love Yanma’s Compound Eyes!” Mug pointed out as the smoke cleared. However, it then glowed purple as it emitted a cry. “Gotta love Yanma’s poison!” Gardenia retorted, “FINISH IT OFF WITH A VENOSHOCK!” “Yanma, Double Team!” Mug shouted. As a purple electricity flew towards Yanma, it quickly cloned itself. The electricity proceeded to surround the field, attacking each clone one by one. If that thing hits me, I’m done for Mug thought. “Why?” asked a man by the name of Sir. Egate Audience. “Because Venoshock does more damage when you’re poisoned!” Mug explained, “Yanma, Steel Wing!” As the poison electricity went through each clone, the real Yanma’s wings glowed silver, darted away and smashed right into Roserade. “Now!” Gardenia cried. Roserade blasted the Yanma with a Venoshock that went through her entire body. The dragonfly collapsed to the ground. “Yanma is unable to battle! The winner of this round goes to Gardenia and Bouqetarade!” the tree declared. See, this ref agrees with me! The Pokédex went. *** Travis then sealed the kitchen door shut as he looked around. “Now let’s make me some grub,” Travis said to himself. “Can’t rescue Gry on an empty stomach.” He then opened the fridge and saw it filled with food. “Eh this stuff has probably been here for years, but a guy has gotta eat!” As he was about to take a sandwhich from the fridge a massive ball of light went through the door. “That’s my food!” Suddenly the fridge turned red, and the same glowing blue eyes from before appeared. “Not again,” Travis said. The fridge then smiled at Travis. “Aww, that’s adorable!” Travis said. However, the fridge then began to shoot food out at him. “Talk about food for thought,” Travis said. “Boooooooo!” A tomato from the fridge then hit Travis’s face, “you aren’t funny!” “GO AWAY!” the voice screamed. More food then began to fly at Travis, as he dodged most of it. “Yknow, why wasn’t this chapter posted on Halloween?” wondered Travis. A ton of fruits and vegetables flew right at him. “Oh Arceus my worst enemy, nutrition!” Travis said as he continued to dodge the food. Eventually, the fridge became empty. “Phew." “Oh don’t be scared because….YOU’RE TOAST!” A ball of light then went inside a nearby toaster and then shot toast at Travis. “AAAH, PUNS!” Travis screamed. The toast then hit him right in the face and he ate it. “Okay now that I have eaten, we run.” Travis then scurried out of the kitchen and entered the main cooridor. He felt a light breeze blowing at him from the front. “Oh that’s relaxing…wait why is there a breeze when I’m indoors?” He then looked forward to see a bunch of red fans blowing at him, with the familiar blue eyes. “This is what you get for not being a FAN of my puns! Hahaha, get it? It’s because you’re being attacked by fans!” The fans then blew Travis backwards, eventually flinging him away. He flew towards a door as it opened. He then hit a wall as the door shut behind him. Travis got up to see a washing machine. “I’m all dirty because of that food from before, I guess I could use a wash.” He then opened up the washing machine and put some of his clothes in. A ball of light then went inside the washing machine and the door closed with Travis’s head inside of it. “This might hurt,” Travis said. The machine filled up with water and it began to spin. “Arabasbabsdasdgasgd,” Travis shouted as bubbles were emitted from his mouth. The welsh boy started to lose oxygen. “Ya think you can beat me? Hahaha! You are nothing but a maggot!” His own Pokémon told him once. I can’t do anything right. Travis thought. “You are an ungrateful baby who is just there for us to beat up and bully; your only purpose is for our amusement.” Travis remembered Will telling him. Perhaps Will was right; Travis couldn’t be counted on or depended on. He lead Gry here; the only person who took him seriously, And look what that got him. Travis was ready to give up and drown. …But then he remembered. *** “Zzzzzzz,” went the Vespiquen as the massive, fat, creature snored sound asleep. “Why is it saying the letter ‘Z’ so much?” Will wondered. “Shhh…be quiet,” Cheryl told Will as the two of them (plus Elekid and Riolu) crept in front of it. “Zzz….honey…..zzzz….Combee,” muttered the Vespiquen in her sleep. They continued to creep around. “Yknow….they should put me in Mario Kart,” the Vespiquen randomly said, “Nah….putting a Bee Queen in it would be stupid.” “For a Pokémon being so asleep, how is it muttering really cohesive words?” Will wondered. “That’s because I’m not.” “….” Will went. “….” Cheryl continued. The two trembled as they turned around to see the massive Vespiquen towering over them with her eyes wide open. “He-h-hey Cheryl?" “Y-y-y-es Will?” “Run.” “Combee’s, we have an intruder! Attack!” The Vespiquen yelled. Tens of thousands of Combee’s assembled as they all chased after Will, Cheryl, Elekid, and Riolu. “Elekid, Thunder Shock!” Will commanded. “Bitch you aren’t my trainer,” Elekid retaliated. “Do you want to be stung 10, 000 times?” Will asked. “Yeah, it turns me on!” Elekid responded. “…” Will went. “….” Cheryl continued. “Ugh, Monferno. Fire Spin!” Will shouted. Monfero popped out of it’s Pokéball and shot out a massive spiral of flames sucking up many Combee’s. However, a good amount of them flew around and chased after Will and Cheryl. “Well I tried,” Will shrugged. Will returned his Monferno and the two of them skedaddled. *** Stand up for yourseif. Travis recounted. That was all he had to do to stop being terrorized the last time, so he had to do it once again. Travis struggled to move his arms towards his pockets, but he grew weaker and weaker and could barely do it. Eventually, he lightly grabbed his Pokéball and pressed a click. His Starly came out and smashed the window open with a Steel Wing. “Are you okay soldier?” His Starly asked. “Yeah…just fine,” Travis responded as he put his clothes back on. He got up, and the electric ball of light emerged from the broken washing machine. “Starly, Swift.” Travis muttered while breathing heavily. The Starly then shot out a line of stars which went right through the ball. “Ahhh…..please don’t hurt me, please!” the ball of light echoed. Suddenly a red blob appeared in the middle of it. Travis stared into its blue eyes. “YOU! You’ve been attacking me!” Travis screamed as Starly flew over it and pinned it down with his talons. Travis took out his Pokédex. “Rotom, the shenanigans Pokémon. Rotom is a very fun Pokémon to encounter because it can terrorize people because of its ability to inhabit many objects around a house. However, it sucks for the people being terrorized, yet it’s funny to read about. Right?” The Pokédex analyzed. “Not really, it was just a bunch of puns,” Travis shrugged. “P-please, it wasn’t my fault. I was forced!” The Rotom pleaded. “Oh really?” Travis asked, “I’ve been hearing voices all the time about being attacked then YOU showed up!” “That was her!” Rotom pleaded, “the little girl!” “This little girl?” Travis asked as he looked at a little girl. “Have you seen my dolly?” The girl asked. “No, not her!” the Rotom responded. The girl then shrieked and she was sucked into the shadows below. “The Psychic Pokémon! She found this place and has been controlling ALL of us with her telepathic abilities!” “Where is she then?” Travis asked as he returned his Starly. A massive thunder was heard, then the power went out. “It’s time for your friend to DIE!” he heard the voice say. Travis ran out of the laundry room to see a massive mob of ghost Pokémon. He scurried through all of them to see Gry pinned down by two of them. “I never assumed I would be the damsel in distress,” Gry remarked. All of the ghost Pokémon began to uproar as the psychic terror descended from above. *** “Wii U! Wii U! Wii U!” went an ambulance as it rushed Will, Cheryl, Elekid, and Riolu to the Eterna City hospital. “So….worth it,” Elekid said awestruck. They all joined Jared there and then went under intense surgery and medication. “Well, at least we finally made it out of that damn forrest,” Jared said to Will while being discharged a couple of hours later. Elekid and Riolu soon joined them. Will looked around, “hey, where’s Cheryl?” “I’m sorry to inform you but your friend succumbed to her injuries while on the operating table,” a doctor regretfully informed. “Oh I see,” Will responded. “Oh well.” “It sucks you didn’t even get what you were looking for,” Jared said to Will as they exited the hospital. “Or did I?” Will responded. He then took out a jar of honey. “Where did you get that jar from?” Jared asked, “did you have that the whole time?” “It’s kinda useless though,” Will responded. “I looked up on bulbapedia what Pokémon can be caught with honey. They all suck!” A loud buzzing noise was heard followed by a swarm of Combee’s flying in front of them. Vespiquen then landed in which caused a massive earthquake. “Nooo! My orphanage!” cried Oprah while witnessing her building collapsing, “eh, time to go get shoehorned in more black history movies!” She then ran off. “Hey, give us our honey back!” The Vespiquen demanded. “No! It’s mine!” Will responded. “Fine then! Combee’s, attack!” Vespiquen cried. However, none of them listened. “Uhm, queen. It’s just a bit of…bzzt…honey,” a Combee objected. “Yeah I mean, bzzt, we just killed their friend,” another answered. “Fine then, hmph!” Vespiquen said theatrically. They all then flew off, but Vespiquen fell back down, destroying even more buildings! Jared laughed. “You think this is over, well it’s not!” the Vespiquen declared. “My Combee’s may not listen to me now, but they will eventually. They’ll strike you eventually, when you least expect it.” “Aight,” Will responded nonchalantly. “I’m serious!” Vespiquen shouted. “And you know what, let’s make that 10 times. Throughout your journey across Sinnoh, at random times a Combee will come and sting you. Only after 10 stings you will be forgiven for your invasion of our colony!” “Don’t you think you’re being a bit overdramatic?” Jared questioned. “Do not talk back to the queen!” the Vespiquen yelled, “we shall see you again!” The Vespiquen then flew off. *** Travis took out his Pokédex. “Abra, the pretty useless Pokémon. All Abra’s can do is teleport. Nah jk, that’d be really dumb if an Abra could only use teleport. Abra’s have access to all kinds of moves, you’re screwed man!” The Pokédex analyzed. “Pffft….this thing has caused us trouble!” Travis laughed. “You big meanies came to MY house and played with MY Ghost Pokémon!” the Abra shouted. “You will all be DESTROYED!” Suddenly, all the Ghost Pokémon began to fly after Travis. However, Rotom then came and shot out a Discharge, zapping a bunch of the ghosts. Two waves of electricity hit the ghosts pinning down Gry. Gry then stood back up. “Ponyta, Fire Spin!” commanded Gry. Ponyta then came out of his Pokéball and shot a Fire Spin, trapping a few more ghosts. “Help us, Casper!” cried the Pumpaboo, trapped from within. “No! I’m jamming out to my girl Taylor Swift!” The Unfriendly Ghost replied as he put on his headphones, “We never go out of style, we never go out of style!” Rotom then emitted an Ominous Wind, doing severe Super Effective damage against the ghosts and fainting even more of them. Gry and Travis then looked around and saw every ghost type unconscious on the floor. “Pffft my ghosts may have gone bye bye, but I can still beat you! Now YOU say bye bye!” Abra went. She then shot out a Hidden Power at Travis. “Starly, Swift!” Travis retaliated. Starly then shot out a line of stars which crashed into all the spheres. “Follow up with an Aerial Ace!” Travis shouted. Starly then flew towards the Abra. “You big jerkie-poos!” Abra shrieked as she Teleported away. What? All I said was that it didn’t only know Teleport! The Pokédex emitted. “Na nana booboo, you can’t find me!” However, Starly did a twirl and flew upwards. He then flew to the ceiling where he saw a Chandelure swinging and Abra standing on top of it. The Starly then smacked right into the Abra, knocking her off the Chandelure and causing her to plummet. “Dat homing attack doe,” Travis remarked. “Now Whirlwind!” Starly then hovered over the falling Abra and flapped his wings, causing the Pokémon to fall even quicker. “Nuh uh!” shouted Abra. She then used a Gravity which caused Starly to fall to the ground and both of them crashed hard. Starly got up and then shot a line of stars at the Abra. “Uh huh!” Travis echoed. “NUH…UH!” Abra sceamed. She then grabbed the stars with a Telekinesis and redirected them back at Starly. “UH….HUH!” Travis replied. Starly then used a Mirror Move and used Telekinesis to grab the stars, redirecting them back at Abra. “JERK!” screamed Abra. As the stars were about to hit the Abra, she quickly conjured up a Shadow Ball. The stars hit the ball in front of Abra’s face and caused an explosion. Travis then smirked as the smoke began to settle. “Bwahaha, the enemy is defeated, soldier!” Starly cried. However, Psychic shockwaves then shot out from the smoke which hit the starling, fainting him. When the smoke was cleared, Abra was weak and tired, but still conscious. “You meanies think you can play in MY house, with MY ghosts!?” Abra protested, “well it’s MINE! ALL MINE! You leave now or I’ll-“ However, a Pokéball then hit the Abra, sucking her in with a red light. It then wiggled once. “Come on…” Travis said. The Pokéball wiggled twice. “Almost there….” Travis continued The Pokéball wiggled thrice. “You don’t need to be so overdramatic, Travis. These catches almost always succeed,” Gry told him as the Pokéball clicked, “see? What did I tell you?” “Abra, welcome to Team Welsh!” Travis gleefully screamed. “The capture success phrase is a work in progress.” *** “Electrike, show-off!” Mug cried. She then threw out her Pokéball in the air and out came the green…wait is it a dog or a cat? It’s very confusing Man narrator, you’re agreeing with me so much today! The Pokédex told me. “My first gym battle!” shouted Electrike, “eeeeeeeee!” “Electrike, Quick Attack!” Mug shouted. Electrike then started to run towards the bouqette. “Roserade, stop it with a Grass Knot!” Gardenia counted. “Flame Burst.” A knot of grass tied around Electrike’s foot, but it shot out a blast of flames which burned through the knot and hit Roserade. “NOT COOL!” Gardenia shouted. “Fire is hazardous to grass! How dare you.” “Well as they say Gardenia, all things prickly must be burned!” Mug explained. “Who says that?” “Me.” Mug replied as Electirke continued to run towards Roserade with her Quick Attack. “NOW SPARK!” ordered Mug. The Pokémon turned into a ball of electricity and smashed right into the Roserade. “Bullet Seed!” The rose then shot seeds at Electrike, slowly knocking her away. “Now Flash ‘Em Electrike,” Mug shouted. Electrike’s eyes then glowed bright as she shone a light at Roserade. “Roserade, Dazzling Gleam!” Gardenia replied. Roserade’s eyes glowed pink followed by moving its roses forward. Its hands then opened and a bright, pink light shot out from it. The two lights then flashed around the room causing everyone to be blinded. “Hey, I can still see!” objected the tree. No you can’t, you’re a tree. Tree’s don’t have eyes. “I can dream, okay?” The tree moaned. *** “Thank you for rescuing us from that Abra,” the Rotom told Travis as the Ghost Pokémon watched. “We’ve been under control for awhile now.” “ Any time,” Travis replied, “until we meet again!” “Will you ever return?” Rotom asked. “Probably not,” Travis replied as he pet the Rotom. However, this caused him to get shocked which Gry laughed at. The two of them then walked out of the Old Chateau. “I’m sorry for leading us into danger,” Travis apologized. “I thought you could depend on me…I thought for once I could make a decision without it being doubted, but I was useless as always.” “There there, Travis,” Gry told him. “You will get your chance eventually to do well, and you will succeed. Your life isn’t just for the purpose of being tortured.” “Thanks man,” Travis replied. “I expected you to say something like ‘I didn’t doubt you’, but you’re honest and assuring.” The wind began to howl once again as Travis and Gry heard a soft voice, “hey”. However, the two of them ignored it and continued walking. “Psst...” They then turned to see a tree. “AHHH, A TALKING TREE!” Travis screamed. “Keep your voice down.” The voice responded, “and no I’m not a talking tree. That’d be stupid.” A man walked around the tree. “Are you the former Team Galactic member?” Gry asked. “Yeah,” the man replied. “Listen, I gotta hide so I don’t have much time. When we raided Jubilife, we were after a device that was being developed by the Pokétch company. This device would make people become out of sight.” “Invisiblity?” Gry wondered. “Is that even possible?” “That building you’re looking for, it’s there; you just can’t see it. But if you know where to look, you’ll find it. ” “Where?” Travis asked. “Next to the Dialga and Palkia statue there’s a lining of trees. Go behind them and stick your hands out. Eventually, you’ll feel something….something BIG. Keep feeling along it until you discover an entrance.” Travis and Gry heard the wind howling and turned away to look. “May you assist us with finding the specific entrance?” Gry asked. However, when they turned back around he was not there. “Spooky,” they both said in unison. *** “Huh, I just sensed something,” Riolu noted. “What?” Jared asked. “Someone we know just got their third Pokémon,” Riolu told them. “That’s a weird power to have,” Elekid noted. “What the hell!” Will shouted, “I want my third Pokémon! It’s been 18 chapters since I’ve caught a Pokémon! Jared’s got one, Mug’s got one, probably Gry or something’s got one. But noooooo…the gym battler that needs three Pokémon can’t find one! I spent two freaking chapters looking for one, TWO! but nope, nothing!” Will complained. “This is ridiculous I just-” but before he could finish his rant, a Combee then rushed into Will and stung him. “That’s one!” The Combee shouted. Edited by Nothingjustgo, Jun 26 2015, 09:51 PM.
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So here’s what you probably forgot on The Sinnoh Story. Mug is in her gym battle but only has one Pokémon left and yeah that’s about it for that plot. More importantly, let’s go through the history of Travis’s character. He originally started to travel with Will and Jared but got kicked out cuz they grew bored of his shenanigans so he joined Gry instead. And that’s what you probably forgot on… TSS! “So, when are we headed to the gym?” Jared asked. “Uh…dude, we’re at it now….” Will responded as the two of them were on treadmills. “I…can’t keep up. Ugh,” Jared moaned as he started to tire out. Eventually, he fell over and the conveyor belt dragged him off of it. Will laughed. “Minor concussions are always the best,” Will noted. A couple of hours later, Will and Jared left the hospital. “Jesus people, two times in one day?” shouted Elekid as they were leaving. “Take better care of yourself!” “But…extreme amounts of pain is funny!” protested Riolu. “Anyway, when are you going for your gym battle?” Jared asked. “Well I would now, but I don’t have my third Pokémon yet!” moaned Will. “You think exploring a forest and then a massive Combee hive would net you something, but it’s as if some sort of force is preventing me from getting a Pokémon until a certain point. Too bad this stupid city doesn’t have any Pokémon, yknow what I’m sayin?” “Why not try going underground?” Jared suggested. “Underground? What dat?” Will asked. “I believe it’s a place that is located below the surface,” Riolu explained. “I know that!” Will shouted. “The way Jared described it sounds like a specific place.” “Well you are absolutely correct, Will! We’re not just going to the underground, but the Sinnoh Underground. It’s important so it’s capitalized.” Jared responded as he rubbed Will on the head. “Now follow me!” *** “So, what is a Pokémon Contest anyway?” Travis asked Gry. “You…are unfamiliar with contests despite traveling with me for nearly a month now?” Gry responded. “Nah, I’m just messing. I watched Mug compete a lot since I love seeing her!” said Travis as he looked up to the sky. “You really do have to let that girl go.” “I’m not actually into her; I just like to mess around with stupid jokes.” “But you realize it does not come across that way, right?” “Yeah, that’s true.” Travis responded. Travis then took a step forward, and Gry tried to reach out and grab him. “Uhhh….Travis…” “I mean you always know what’s best for everyone, it’s sick.” “I’m aware. But you need some additional advice.” “What’s that?” “Look downwards.” Travis looked below him to see he was standing over a hole going so far he couldn’t see below. He looked at Gry, staring at him from the edge. “How do I keep doing thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!!!!!!!!?” Travis cried as he fell down below. GRY AND TRAVIS DOING STUFF! Chapter 23: Exploring Underground Issues “So, when do we get underground?” Will asked. “Soon™” Jared responded. He then opened the door to see a fat man with a grey beard and white hat just sitting there. “Hello,” the man introduced, sitting at his chair and staring at them at his door. “Will, meet the Underground Man,” Jared introduced. “Yeah, that’s me!” he responded. “I wanted to become a doctor, but my parents made become a person who gives people free stuff after they barge into their house. That’s why they named me The Underground Man.” “Oh okay, seems pretty simple,” Will answered. “Now here’s your free stuff,” The Underground Man said as he handed Will and Jared a hat, shovel, and helmets, “you know, I’m really not sure how I can afford to make a living seeing as all I do is give out a bunch of crap for free.” “Thanks, underground man!” Will and Jared thanked as they left. “It’s The Underground Man! I’m important so capitalize me!” A man with a suit then entered The Underground Man’s house. “Hi, we’re here to claim all your possessions for the Sinnoh Bank. We can no longer support your loan,” the banker explained. “If only this was the United States…” moaned The Underground Man. *** “Now Flash ‘Em Electrike,” Mug shouted. Electrike’s eyes then glowed bright as she shone a light at Roserade. “Roserade, Dazzling Gleam!” Gardenia replied. Roserade’s eyes glowed pink followed by moving its roses forward. Its hands then opened and a bright, pink light shot out from it. The two lights then flashed around the room causing everyone to be blinded. At that second, Electrike shot something out. “Ahhhh! I can’t see, I can’t see!” shouted Electrike as the bright lights faded. Roserade continued to stand there while Electrike was breathing heavily. “Hahahaha!” laughed Gardenia. “Your STUPID Electrike used a puny flash, while my amazing Grass type knew Dazzling Gleam, a move that actually does worthwhile damage!” “But maybe there’s another way to win?” Mug pointed out. Sparks then emitted from Roserade. “While you were distracted with the lights, I paralyzed you with a Thunder Wave. Now take advantage of this with an Electro Ball!” Electrike then shot out a massive ball towards Roserade, more powerful due to the gap in speed. “Roserade, Weather Ball!” Gardenia cried. Roserade then shot out a ball of light towards the Electro Ball, hitting it and causing a miniature explosion. While this was going on, Electrike began to run at the bouqette with a Spark. “Grass Knot!” Gardenia commanded. However, electricity was emitted from Roserade’s body as the Electrike smashed into Roserade. “Fine! Sludge Bomb!” Gardenia shouted. Roserade then shot out a ball of goop right at Electrike. “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!” panicked Electrike. *** “Are you alright, Travis?” Gry asked while shouting down at the hole. Travis got up to see a narrow cave with dirt all around him. He then rubbed his head, “yeah I’m fine. Let me use Abra to get back up.” He then sent out his Pokémon. “Teleport us upwards!” “Alrght!” Abra responded. She then vanished, but without Travis. “I’m so sorry! I can only move myself,” she apologized as she re-appeared. The Abra then teared up, “wahhhhhhhhh, I can’t help you!” Travis then grabbed Abra, lifting her up to level to his face. “That’s okay girl, you did your best.” “Thanks Travis, I love you.” Abra responded. She then hugged Travis. “How adorable,” Gry observed from above. *** “You guys do realize I know Dig, right?” Riolu pointed out as Jared and Will were digging. Eventually, they arrived at a narrow tunnel with dirt all around them. Elekid, Will, Riolu, and Jared then started to walk around. “Okay, where the wild Pokémon at?” Will asked. “Oh.” Jared responded. “Nowhere. There’s no Pokémon living in the Sinnoh Underground, silly.” “Why did you tell me there were, then!?” Will shouted. “I knew you wouldn’t come unless I tricked you, and I wanted to get the treasure!” Jared responded as he took out a pickaxe. He then continued to pick at a wall into eventually he found a red coloured sphere. “See?” “I hate you so much,” Will said. He then took out a pickaxe and they continued to mine. “Oh I should also mention the underground is susceptible to cave-ins,” Jared explained. Suddenly, everything began to shake. *** “Alright Starly, can you try lifting me up?” Travis asked his Starly. “That’s a negative, soldier.” Starly responded. “I’m afraid the only task I can accomplish is flying people down. I need more training before I am strong enough to lift you up.” “Oh okay, can you bring Gry down then?” Travis asked. “Sure thing!” Starly responded. The starling then flew up the hole. “Travis that may not be wisest, I can easily get-” but before Gry could say anything else, Starly grabbed Gry’s head with his talons and the two of them descended to the bottom of the hole. “Rope,” Gry finished. *** The shaking then died down. “Good thing there’s no cave-in now!” Jared stated. “Alright, we should probs head back to the surface then. Yeah?” Will asked. “Aww man, I was having fun digging!” Jared moaned. “So how are we gonna get all this stuff back up?” Will asked as he poined at the pile of stuff they had dug up. Will then lifted up a spherical shaped rock. He then looked right at it to see a massive eye staring back at him, “This is junk”. He then threw the sphere away. “I think I know a way to carry all this stuff,” Jared said. He then took out a whip and slammed it towards Riolu and Elekid, “GET TO WORK!” “Eh, let’s just leave it,” Will suggested. “Alright, fine…” Jared dissapointingly responded as he put away his whip. The two of them then walked back towards their hole. *** “According to my exposition device, we have fallen into the Sinnoh Underground,” explained Gry while looking at his Pokétch. “However, in my specific case, the correct statement would be forcibly flown in. Other trainers often visit this location, so they will likely have a method to assist us in leaving.” “Got it,” Travis generically responded. The two of them then began to walk away from the hole, but the ground began to shake. Small rocks began to fall around Gry and Travis, and soon more and more kept falling. Right before there was enough to block their way, two guys and their Pokémon ran through. “Ugh, looks like we can’t get up from where we came,” Will noted, looking up to see the hole plugged up by rocks. As he got up, he saw Gry and Travis standing there. “Why is he not on his leash?” Jared wondered while looking at Travis. *** “Elecktrike, Flame Burst!” Mug shouted. Electrike then shot out a jet of flames towards the ball of sludge, shooting right through it and incinerating Roserade. “MY FLOWERS! Noooooooooo!” cried Gardenia. Roserade then fell to the ground. “Roserade is unable to battle! The winner of this round goes to Madelyn and Electrike!” the tree declared. “Looks like your ace rose got torched,” Mug observed. “Yeah but you forget….there’s one twig left not snapped.” *** “So…did anyone remember we got stuck in a cave-in?" Riolu pointed out. “You know this dumbass?” Will asked Gry. “Travis is no dumbass,” Gry protested. Jared and Will then looked at each other and laughed. “How did the two of you meet?” Jared asked, “did you decide to become a teacher, Gry? To the special needs?” “Y-y-y-ou guys do know I have feelings, right?” Travis asked. “Y-y-y-ou do know you’re a loser, right?” Jared retorted. “I understand there may be some bad blood between the both of you,” Gry mediated. “Believe me, I am shocked you two even know of Travis. But I am sure whatever issue you have with him can be remedied.” “It’s not that it was an issue,” Will stated. “It’s that we traveled with the guy for quite some time, and all he did was amuse us with his shenanigans. There’s nothing else to him but hijinks!” “I am a person, you know!” Travis objected. “Are you, Travis? Are you?” Jared pointed out. “From what I recall, all I remember from your time traveling with us is you being tortured by clowns, abducted by a Sneasal, and harassed by Starly’s!” “He may have had his silly moments, but he’s done some useful stuff too, such as liberating Jubilife, helping me investigate Team Galactic, and stopping an Abra from controlling a haunted mansion,” Gry argued. “Okay, fine. The dog can be useful.” Will responded. “Think about it for a ‘sec though; did he do any of that while taking it seriously? Or did he do it in a sorta joking way?” Gry didn’t respond for a second, “alright, fair enough. You have a point.” “Gry!” Travis yelled. “I mean, seriously. We could starve and die, but you guys are just arguing about nothing,” Elekid stated. “I apologize Travis, but they have a fair argument.” Gry told Travis. “Yeah…and it’s not just that,” Will started. “When we first met him, he was kinda cocky, but it was just confidence, I guess. But as the days went on, he lost them both. All he devolved to was a way to be tortured and for us to exploit his stupidity. He went from a person to a joke!” “I am not a joke!” Travis argued. “It’s just for fun, really! Who cares about ‘being a person’ or not? I can be whatever I want. I’m still the same awesome, Travis. I just like to joke around and all! Why should life be serious? Why can’t it just be funny?” “You think life is a joke?” Jared asked. “Imagine all of those that are less fortunate than us. Those that put all their effort but get nothing. To think, we just started and look how far we’ve gotten. People less fortunate are starving and dying every day, while we take the easy street.” Jared then began to laugh. “Okay yeah, life is pretty funny.” “See!?” Travis stated. “What if there’s another cave in? I mean couldn’t some rocks fall on us?” Riolu said while looking above. “Alright, fine. I don’t think you’re a joke machine, I guess you can be a person.” Will forgave. “But still, that doesn’t mean I can forgive you for how you treat Mug.” “Pfft…why is that your call?” Travis responded. “I mean, she forgave me a long time ago!” “Pfft, Mug wouldn’t forgive the likes of you!” Will responded. “I can verify,” Gry added. “She forgave Travis when he helped her evolve Piplup. What have you done for Madelyn, hmm?” “I’m scared!” panicked Elekid. “Wow, I guess you got a point. Heh,” Will acknowledged. “So we all good?” Gry asked. “Alright, fine.” Will responded. He then put out his hand and Travis shook it. “We good too?” Travis asked Jared. “No,” Jared responded. “Then again I hate each and every single one of you, but I guess I’ll stop being a jerk to you.” “Thanks man,” Travis replied. “Aww so sweet,” Elekid observed, “NOW LET’S GET OUT OF HERE!” Will, Gry, Jared, and Travis all looked at each other and nodded. *** “Turtwig, Grass ‘Em Up!” Gardenia shouted. She then threw her Pokéball in the air and out came the Turtwig once again. “Now, Bullet Seed!” Gardenia shouted. Turtwig then spat out seeds, flying at the speed of bulllets (duh). “Electrike, Flame Burst!” Mug responded. Electrike then shot out a flame which went through the seeds at the turtle. “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on GRASS!” Gardenia shouted. Turtwig then sprayed a Mud-Slap at the fire, protecting it. “Now Iron Tail!” Turtwig then grew an iron tail which it slapped on the ground, flinging it towards Electrike. “Electrike, Quick Attack!” Mug countered. Electrike then started to run out of the way. “Grass Knot,” Gardenia smirked. Turtwig then landed on the ground and a knot of grass tied underneath Electrike’s foot. “Electrike, Flame Burst the knot!” cried Mug. Electrike then shot flames at the knot, burning it. “Now Spark!” Electrike then ran at Turtwig, while glowing with a ball of electricity. “Turtwig, Withdraw!” The turtle retreated in its shell, and Electrike slammed into it. This caused Turtwig to go flying. When it landed, it popped back out of its shell. It panted as the twig on its head turned into a flower. Grass grew from all around its body. “Bwahaha, you’ve activated Overgrow!” Gardenia boasted. “Finish it off with an Energy Ball!” A massive ball of energy then headed towards Electrike, but Mug ordered an Electro Ball in retaliation. As the ball was about to hit the Electric Pokémon’s face, it shot out a ball of electiricty. The collision caused yet another explosion, because if Pokémon science teaches us, pretty much anything will do that. As the smoke was clearing, Electrike ran out of it with a Spark. “Tutwig, Body Slam!” Gardenia responded. The two Pokémon then ran towards each other. *** Will, Gry, Jared, and Travis all sent out their Pokémon, and they all used their most powerful attacks at the hole above, shattering the rocks blocking it. They all climbed out of the hole with the help of Will and Jared’s ropes. “Wow, we went from going against Team Galactic to going against rocks!” Elekid noted. “Yknow, was there any point in going underground?” Riolu noted. “Think about it… Will didn’t get a Pokémon, we nearly died, and we didn’t even collect the treasure you guys worked so hard on getting!” “Or…DID WE!?” Jared stated. “Okay yeah, we didn’t.” “Man, the Sinnoh Underground sucks,” complained Travis. “We should have just ignored it like most people.” “Indeed,” Gry responded. They all then walked back to Eterna City. “Time for your gym battle, Will?” Gry asked. “Yeah, wish me luck!” The four of them then walked towards the Pokémon gym, as Mug walked out of the exit. “Wait, Mug. You’re only done now?” Travis asked. “Yeah….it kinda dragged on,” Mug responded. “Oh hey there, Mug. Nice seeing ya again,” Will greeted. “Nice seeing you too,” she laughed. “Wasn’t the same without ya,” Will winked at her. “Luckily she had us!” Travis eagerly shouted. “You mean, Gry?” Will responded. “Hey…I helped too,” Travis moaned. “I might suggest the two of you stop arguing over Mug for a second. She is likely exhausted from her gym battle,” Gry suggested. “I’m fine!” Mug responded. “Pffft…you just like the attention, don’t you?” Jared asked. “Jealous, much?” she taunted. “A…bit,” Jared admitted. “Bro, I’ve been traveling with you for quite sometime.” Will told Jared. “It’s nice to have others around.” “Yeah, it’s nice we’re back with Gry and Mug,” agreed Jared. “Hey, you forgot me!” Travis exclaimed. “Oh yeah, I totally forgot,” Jared sarcasticized. The whole group starting laughing, but as they quieted down Will said, “It’s quite nice we’re all togeth…” Everyone went dead silent for awhile as they all came to the same realization. This was the first time all five of them were together at the same time, at the same place. Edited by Nothingjustgo, Jun 23 2015, 02:22 PM.
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So here’s what you probably forgot on The Sinnoh Story. Actually, you know what? I feel for this recap, it would be better to show clips (well…passages) instead of recapping. So here we go, AND YOU BETTER READ ALL OF IT! Mars then walked towards a room, took a key and opened it. “Hello there. Some friends are going to be joining you soon. I trust you won’t try anything,” said Mars. “Mmmmmpph,” responded Gryoine with a gag in his mouth while tied to a chair --- Mars’s face then turned to an angry expression, “damnit Evice only do stuff when I tell you to. If I say sit you say sit, if I say jump you say jump. Capturing Gryoine now was NOT the plan. Do you know how unhappy she’ll be that she wasn’t the one that got to do it?” --- “What…do you want from me?” Gry asked. “It’s not what you want, it’s who you are.” Mars answered. --- “It’s a shame that Jupiter never managed to meet our captive. All that effort went for nothing.” “Oh she’ll get her chance,” the voice answered. --- “My name is Looker, I am a member of the international police,” he revealed. “I was investigating ongoing Galactic activities in Jubilife until I was eventually captured and held in the basement below.” --- “If you would please share with us the location of people in Jubilife you have captured,” Gry asked. “Pfft, why would I?” Evice barked. “If you tell him what he needs to know, we will lessen your time,” Looker answered, “I mean now that you’re with us I doubt Galacitc wants anything to do with you. What have you got to lose?” Evice then chuckled as he looked at Gry, “fair enough. I will tell you where we took the prisoners. But there’s one thing you should know….It’s about who has them.” Gry became curious. --- "So where to next?” Travis asked Gry as he got out of the truck. “We are headed towards Eterna City. That is where the civilians are being held.” --- “Listen, I gotta hide so I don’t have much time,” the Galactic Grunt warned. “When we raided Jubilife, we were after a device that was being developed by the Pokétch company. This device would make people become out of sight.” “Invisiblity?” Gry wondered. “Is that even possible?” “That building you’re looking for, it’s there; you just can’t see it. But if you know where to look, you’ll find it. ” “Where?” Travis asked. “Next to the Dialga and Palkia statue there’s a lining of trees. Go behind them and stick your hands out. Eventually, you’ll feel something….something BIG. Keep feeling along it until you discover an entrance.” --- Did you read that all? YOU BETTER HAVE, it’s important you know! Anyway, that’s what you probably forgot on… TSS! “Ugh, I don’t know what to do!” Jared panicked. “You have a big decision ahead of you,” Gry told him. “I’d advise to choose wisely.” “I know, I know. It’s just this decision can affect the course of everything!” “Jared, just relax and think about it,” Mug assured him. “I mean, no matter what you do, you’re gonna screw it up.” Jared began to sweat nervously as he looked down intensely below the the Pokémon centre table at his cards, “You know what? I fold!” Jared then put his two cards down on the table. “I agree with Jared here. I think the wisest would be to fold,” Gry answered. “Especially in my case.” He then put his cards down on the table. “Good call, both of you,” Mug boasted. “Because I have a straight!” She then revealed the cards in her hand. “Oh yeah?” Travis asked as he put down the cards on the table. “Full house, bitches!” “Ya’ll lost,” Will revealed. Mug and Travis began to get nervous as Jared and Gry were glad they had folded. Will then slammed the cards on the table, “BLACKJACK!” “…Did you never learn how to play cards growing up?” Gry inquired. “Nah, not really,” Will answered. “I was never really close with my parents.” “Okay well that’s enough fun for one day, it’s time we get to important matters,” Gry addressed. “What’s that?” Will answered. “Gry and I found out that the people Galactic took from Jubilife are somewhere here,” Travis revealed. “We were kind of hoping you guys would be able to help.” “Sure!” Jared responded. “No problem,” Will replied. “YOU’RE SUCH A DORK!” Mug screamed. “Well that settles that then,” Gry stated. “It’s time to take on Team Galactic once again.” Jared then put a hand in the middle, “let’s do the cliché thing where we all put our hands together!” Everyone walked away. “R00d,” Jared stated. Chapter 24: Hideout and Go Seek “Alright, so you said this building is invisible, right?” Will asked as they were walking around some trees. “But how do you expect to find-” but before Will could finish his sentence, he crashed into something. “That’s how,” Travis responded. “Okay, but here’s a problem,” Mug stated. “We know it’s here, but how do we figure out how to get in?” “Plot device, go!” Riolu exclaimed as his eyes glowed blue. “Alright, follow me!” They then began to follow Riolu. “Alright, here,” Riolu stated. “Uhh….Riolu, we didn’t go anywhere,” pointed out Elekid. “Yeah, I know.” Riolu revealed. “The entrance was already here in the first place. Not sure where to be exact, but somewhere in this general area.” “Oh…awkward,” Mug responded. “Quick, hide!” Riolu shouted. They all then ran towards the treeline, but Jared couldn’t keep up. “Lady Bow, help!” Jared shouted. A green looking Boo with flowers in her hand showed up and she touched Jared. They both vanished. Suddenly, two Team Galactic grunts showed up out of nowhere. “You can sense people coming?” Will asked while whispering. “Nah, my friend warned me,” Riolu explained. He then looked at a man wearing a black mask, “thanks Matt!” “No problem,” Daredevil replied. Daredevil. Only on Netflix! Seriously, watch it now. It’s amazing. “Yo, we better get rid of this thing before Commander Jupiter finds out,” the grunt said to the other grunt. Jupiter? Gry thought as he heard them talk. “I know that man, what do you think we’re doing?” the other grunt questioned. “Oh…” the old grunt responed as he looked aroud. “I’ve been very confused lately.” The two Galactic Grunts then left as the group walked back from the treeline. Jared re-appeared. “Got it,” Riolu stated. “When the grunts left the building I got a location of the entrance. Its right there,” Riolu pointed. The group then walked to the entrance, to see a Pokémon lying on the ground. Will got out his Pokédex. “Ralts the blind Pokémon. Seriously though, does it even have eyes? All I see is some weird green hair on it or something, I’m not quite sure. Then again, I have been told I have never seen a Pokémon in my life. Perhaps it’s because I drink too much....” The Pokédex analyzed as it burped. “Help…me,” Ralts weakly cried. “You okay?” Will asked as he looked down at its injuries. “Poor guy, must’ve gotten beat up for finding the hideout. You guys go on, Ima take care of this Ralts.” “I’ll stay here too,” Gry responded. “In case will needs of assistance.” “I don’t really, but whatever,” Will responded. “Please do not let my absence stop you,” Gry told the rest of them. “Rescuing the captives is our utmost priority.” “Relax Gry, we got this.” Mug told Gry. Jared, Mug, and Travis then walked inside the building. “I suggest we get this Ralts to a Pokémon Centre,” Gry suggested. “You think I don’t know that?” Will responded. He then lifted up the Ralts as they ran off. *** The group (of Jared, Mug, Elekid (remember him?), and Travis if you’re too stupid/uncaring to follow) then entered the building to see an empty, narrow room with a staircase. “Wow, no guards?” Travis wondered. “Probably because the building is invisible,” Mug answered. “No need for guards, I guess.” They then went up the staircase until they came across a similar room. Except this time, a grunt walked up to them. “Hi guys!” The grunt greeted. “Hi Galactic Grunt!” Travis replied. “Travis, you idiot,” Mug stated as she took out her Pokéball. “No need for that, Madelyn,” the grunt replied. “How did you know my name?” she wondered. However, a familiar theme song then began to play as the Grunt clutched his clothing. He then tore it off to reveal…who do you think? I linked to the damn theme music! “Wait, so you had your detective clothing under the grunt clothing?” Elekid wondered. “You must be sweaty.” “Very,” Looker replied as Mug plugged her nose. “I disguised myself as a grunt in case there’d be security, but there really wasn’t.” “So….why did you keep the uniform on?” Jared asked. “I dunno, I kinda like it,” The cop confessed. “It really brings out my eyes.” “Yeah, I can see that,” Travis agreed. “Oh hey guys, what’s up?” another Grunt said as he walked up to them. “Did you bring a partner?” Jared asked. “No….” replied Looker awkwardly. “Wait a second, you aren’t the strippers!” shouted the grunt. “Cascoon let’s go!” “Relax guys, I got this,” Jared said as he took out a Pokéball. However, Yanma then rammed into it with an Aerial Ace and Cascoon fainted. The group then ran up the next staircase. “Wait? Where you going?” asked the Grunt. “I also got a Wurmple! Aww…forget it.” *** “Your Ralts is just fine!” said Nurse Joy as she handed Will back the Ralts. “Oh…we aren’t together,” responded Will embarrassingly. “My mistake then,” Joy responded friendly. “He seems to have a lot of affection for you.” “You rescued me!” said the Ralts as he rubbed Will on the leg. “Thanks” “No problem lil’ guy,” Will said back as he rubbed the Ralts on the head. “If I may inquire, how did you get beaten by those goons?” Gry responded. “Can you not fight back?” “Not really,” responded the Ralts. “I was just born and my mom abandoned me. She said it was because I’m not human or something.” “You want help training?” Will offered. “Sure thing, mister!” the Ralts replied. “Will, I would advise hesitance,” Gry told him. “It clearly is too weak for your battle style.” “Since when did you know everything? I thought you were only into contests,” Will asked. “Fair enough,” Gry responded. “If you wish to discount caution, at least allow me in assistance.” “Whatever dude, fine I guess.” “Ready for some training?” Will asked the Ralts. “Apparently Mr. Stickler thinks I’m not good enough.” The Ralts laughed. *** The group then continued climbing stairs until they eventually came across a lab filled with scientists. They were all too busy being nerds to care that there were intruders. However, one old dude with red spectacles came up to them. “Hi guys!” the dude greeted. “I’m Pluto…or that would be my name if it wasn’t for Disney. Instead, I’m stuck with a name of a moon no one knew existed. I mean seriously, for all the Commanders you get Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, then CHARON!? Why didn’t gamefreak call me Uranus or something? Why skip all the way to Pluto!? It’s not even a planet!” Charon then coughed for the sake of creating another paragraph. “Another thing, why am I even a commander? I do absolutely nothing in the games. You see me in the main game twice, and I barely say a word. Then, I show up when you beat the game and attack Stark Mountain, which is pretty cool and relevant, right? NO! What happens is I command my other two commanders to attack, while I run away like a bitch. You don’t even battle me once! I am so useless, and have no point in the game whatsoever.” Charon then grabbed Travis and began to shake him violently, “WHAT IS THE POINT OF ME? WHAT IS THE POINT OF ME!?!?!” Travis began to cry, “leave me alone!” “Hiyah!” Mug shouted as she stabbed Charon with her samurai sword. “You’re crazy,” Mug told Charon as she saw him bleed out from his stomach. Charon winced a few times before he died. “Charon is unable to battle…due to death. The winner of this round goes to Mug and her samurai sword!” Jared declared. Everyone looked at him funnily. “What?” he asked. “Boss? Noooooooo!” a scientist cried as he pressed a panic button. An alarm went off. “OH NOEZ!” Travis shouted. *** “Alright Ralts, let’s battle!” Will stated as Riolu jumped forward. “Will, I’d advise against that,” Gry suggested. “It’s a newborn, so we should probably go easy on it.” “Ugh, you’re so needy,” Will complained. “Okay fine Ralts, try….I dunno, attacking my Riolu with a Confusion?” Ralts then looked at Riolu as its eyes glowed dark purple, like this. A psychic aura of the same colour surrounded Riolu. “Huh, I wonder if Age of Ultron will be good,” Riolu wondered, completely unfazed. “Try something simpler,” Gry advised. “Dude, I know!” Will irritably replied. “Yknow what? Use a Confusion on Gry!” “Wait, no. That is not what I intended!” Gry stated nervously. A same aura surrounded Gry, but nothing happened. “You know what? Forget it.” Will stated as he looked at the ground. “Just lift that pebble there.” Ralts then concentrated hard as the pebble began to wobble. “You have got to Bekidding me,” Will exclaimed. *** A whole mob of Galactic grunt’s then surrounded the group (again, since I am assuming you are stupid/uncaring, the group is Jared, Mug, Travis, Elekid, and Looker). “Well well well,” they heard a girlish voice say. “Never expected intruders here. Surprised you found us.” A woman with purple hair then stepped forth. “Is dying your hair mandatory to become a commander or something?” Jared pointed out. “Anyway, you must be Jupiter.” She then laughed, “indeed you’re correct. And you must be the people Mars warned me about. Silly how kids your age can be so troublesome.” “Hey, I’m no kid!” Looker protested. “Same!” Travis moaned. “You are a kid, Travis.” Mug told him. “Oh, right,” Travis responded. “My only question is; where is Gry?” Jupiter asked. “I was looking forward to seeing him. If only you people didn’t help break him out, then I’d finally be able to have that conversation!” “You had him kidnapped for over a month just so you can have a conversation with the guy?” Mug asked. “What are you? Jared?” Jupiter then giggled, “That one has a nice sense of humour. Anyway, yeah. I have a good reason though.” “What is that?” Travis asked. “That explanation is not for now,” Jupiter replied as she smiled. “Grunt’s, attack!” The grunt’s then rushed in towards them, and Looker and Mug faced in opposite directions while back to back. Mug took out her sword, and Looker took out his baton. They then began to fight off the grunts as Jupiter ran off upstairs. “Travis, Jared. Go!” Looker shouted at them. Jared and Travis then nodded as they chased after Jupiter. “Why does it have to be meeeee,” Jared complained while running up the stairs. He began to cough. *** ”Will, do you see why I warned you against training it?” Gry responded. “Pffft…just cuz it’s weak don’t mean I’ll give up on it,” Will told Gry. “Lot’s of Pokémon are weak, and ain’t the beauty of training is to well….help them get better?” “Fair enough,” Gry agreed. “I’m so sorry I am not strong,” the Ralts apologized. “That’s okay,” Will responded. “That’s what I’m here for.” “Thanks, mister!” thanked the Ralts. “Alright, let’s do this!” *** Travis and Jared then ran up to a big open room with a window looking outwards. They then saw Jupiter standing there. “Heh heh heh,” Jupiter laughed. “Arceus, you people are persistant. No wonder why you stopped Mars. The stupid thing about Team Galactic is we have a lot of resources, yet we aren’t used to being meddled with. Oh well, more fun for me!” Jupiter then threw her Pokéball and out popped a Zubat. “Alright, let’s do this!” Jared exclaimed. However, Travis pushed Jared out of the way. “Ow!” Jared shouted as he slammed into the window. “It’s Travis time, bitches!” Travis responded. “Abra, welsh it up!” As Abra popped out of her Pokéball, Travis turned to Jared. “Go find the captives.” “Oh come on, why does it have to be me that does all this running, ugh.” Jared complained as he ran towards another room. “I was looking forward to battling Gry, but you’ll have to do,” Jupiter stated. “Anyway, I don’t want to dirty my room, so let’s make the scenery more interesting, shall we?” She then took out a remote and pressed a button. Suddenly, the floor underneath Travis, Jupiter, and their Pokémon began to rise until Travis found they were standing on top of the building. A light wind rushed into Travis’s face. “Zubat, Wing Attack!” Jupiter ordered. Zubat then ascended into the air and flew towards Abra. “Abra, Teleport!” Travis responded. Abra then vanished and re-appeared in the air, behind Zubat. “Now Psyshock!” “Zubat, Aerial Ace!” Jupiter ordered. Psychic shockwaves then headed towards the bat, but the Pokémon did a quick swerve in the air to dodge. It then started to fly towards Abra, who was currently plummeting to the ground. “Catch yourself with a Telekinesis, and then go towards Zubat with a Zen Headbutt!” Travis cried. A psychic aura then surrounded Abra, as the Pokémon lifted herself in the air. She then used a telekinetic push to fly towards Zubat, head first. The two Pokémon then smashed into each other. “Fling it away, then Gravity!” Travis ordered. Abra then grabbed ahold of Zubat and threw it away. Suddenly, they both began to plummet towards the ground. “Barrier,” Travis ordered. Abra then unleashed a small wall which it landed on, protecting her fall. “Acrobatics, Zubat,” Jupiter replied. Zubat then lightly landed on the ground and did a flip towards Abra. “Shock Wave,” Travis replied. As Zubat was flying towards Abra, the psychic Pokémon shot out a wave of electricity towards it. However, the Zubat did a little flip over it and hit right into Abra. The Shock Wave turned around and headed towards Zubat, but the Pokémon just Protected itself. “Now Whirlwind,” cried Jupiter. Zubat then flapped its wings as Abra was being slowly pushed over the building. “Eeheehee, your Gravity will surely make it fall!” “Barrier!” Travis panicked. Abra made a giant wall in front of it, blocking itself from the wind. “Feint Attack!” Jupiter cried. “You mean Faint Attack, right?” Travis corrected. “No you silly, its spelling was changed awhile ago!” Jupiter explained. Games trivia. It’s useful! Zubat then disappeared and then re-appeared in front of Abra. However, Abra slammed it away with a Zen Headbutt. “Psyshock!” cried Travis. Abra shot out psychic shockwaves towards the bat. “Huehuehue, your strategies never get old.” Jupiter pointed out. “Acrobatics!” Zubat did a flip over the Psyshock, “now Aerial Ace!” “Barrier!” shouted Travis. Zubat then ran into Abra, but it emitted a massive barrier. Zubat then bounced off of it. “Grab it Abra, then Teleport,” Travis cried. “Will you play with me?” asked Abra as it grabbed the Zubat. “What?” Zubat responded confused. “DOLLY! Let’s go, dolly!” Abra exclaimed as they vanished. Jupier looked around to see they were hovering over the edge of the building. “Boom! Drop the bat,” Travis ordered. Abra let go and suddenly Zubat began to fall. “Noooooooooo,” cried Zubat. “Shadow Ball,” Travis added. Abra went over the edge and shot a ball of shadow at the bat, hitting it. While falling, Zubat fainted. “Zubat is unable to battle! The winner of this round goes to Travis and Abra!” declared a random Galactic grunt. Jupiter looked at him strangely. “Do I know you?” she asked. “No!” the grunt replied. “I just wanted to be included, wahhhhh!’ She then ran away crying. “Anyway, you may have stopped one Pokémon.” Jupiter said. “But you won’t stop my main.” She then threw her Pokéball in the air and out came a massive skunk. Travis plugged his nose. “Oh god the stench is so bad!” he complained. "Skuntank, the REALLY REALLY REALLY disgusting Pokémon. Think about the smelliest thing ever, and amplify it by 10. This Pokémon is so disgusting it has made Grimer’s want to kill themselves. GRIMER’S! I feel bad for anyone that encounters this thing, because R.I.P your sense of smell." “I wanted to show this Pokémon off to Gry, but you’ll have to do I guess,” Jupiter sighed. “Blech, what is that smell?” Jared groaned as he entered a room. He then saw a door that was locked. “Elekid, Low Kick,” Jared ordered. “Oh sure, now I get to do something,” complained Elekid as he kicked down the door. “I’m so underutilized.” “What the?” Jared asked as he saw a captive inside the room. *** One Rocky montage later, Will and Ralts decided to put their new power to the test. “Alright, Ralts. Use a Confusion on Riolu!” Will ordered. Ralts then used a Confusion on Riolu, but nothing happened. “You might have preferred to focus on Ralts psychic abilities, instead of the Rocky exercise routine,” Gry lectured. “Not. Helpful!” Will snapped. “I’m sorry…I’ll never be good at my psychic attacks,” Ralts apologized. “Don’t need to say sorry,” Will assured. “Just because you’re weak, doesn’t mean you’ll never get to battle.” “Who said anything about not being able to battle?” Ralts pointed out. “Before my mom abandoned me, she tried to train me. I just suck at Psychic attacks because I was trained to be a human. Watch.” Ralts then smashed into Riolu with a Fire Punch. “Ouch,” said Riolu as he fainted “Wow, you’re pretty strong!” Will complimented. “Hey, I got an idea! Why don’t you join my team?” “Oh my gosh, YES!” Ralts answered. “I was dropping hints all day, I’m so glad you asked me!” “Perhaps you would like to do a battle before the capture?” Gry suggested. “Again. Not helping!” Will told Gry. “Yeah, I was gonna say,” Ralts added. “I don’t do capture without a battle first.” “Ugh, your hard to get, eh?” Will told Ralts. “Well…I wouldn’t say that,” Ralts replied as it winked. *** “Skuntank, use a Poison Gas,” ordered Jupiter. “Oh god, it smells so bad!” Travis shouted. “Abra, get rid of the stank by waving it away…with a Telekinesis.” “No, don’t!” Jupiter shouted. The giant skunk emitted an awful odour, but Abra used its Telekinetic abilities to push it off the building “Do you realize what you’ve done!?” Jupiter asked. (Flashforward a couple of hours later...) “A bunch of Eterna citizens have commited suicide because of an awful stench,” delivered a reporter as she plugged her nose. “OH GOD, I SMELL IT TOO! AHHH!” She then ran off the camera and a glass shattering noise was heard. “Oh my god, she’s dead.” A voice was heard. “Oopsies,” said Travis as he was watching the TV. (Okay, let’s go back to the present) “Eh, I’m sure it won’t be a big deal,” Travis remarked as he shrugged. “Anyway, Abra, Drain Punch this ugly junk skunk.” “Hey, I resent being called a skunk!” the Skuntank responded. Abra then ran towards Skuntank and punched it, and its fist began to glow. “Night Slash it away!” Jupiter ordered. Before Abra could drain anything, Skuntank slashed it away with its claws. “Now Dark Pulse,” Jupiter added. Skuntank then shot a Dark Pulse towards the Abra. “Shadow Ball!” shouted Travis as Abra shot a ball of shadow. The two spheres then smashed into each other, causing Skuntank and Abra to be slightly knocked backwards. Abra then went towards the edge and began to wobble. “Abra, grab your footing!” Travis commanded. “I’m scared!” Abra complained. “Good, you should be,” Jupiter replied. “Sludge Bomb!” The skunk then shot a ball of sludge towards the Abra. “Abra, use a Zen Headbutt to spike it back!” Travis ordered. The ball then fell towards Abra, but she quickly pushed the ball the other direction with her head. “My head hurts,” wailed Abra. She then wobbled and fell off the building. “Abra, lift yourself up with a Telekinesis!” Travis cried. “My head….” Moaned Abra as she was falling. Travis then brought her back to her Pokéball. “Combusken, welsh it up!” Travis cried. He then threw a Pokéball in the air and out came the fiery chicken. “Double Kick!” cried Travis. Combusken then ran towards Skuntank and began to kick it. “Shadow Claw! Night Slash!” Jupiter replied. Combusken then kicked at Skuntank, but it blocked the first with of its purple glowing claw, and the other one with its black glowing claw. “Peck!” Travis commanded as Combusken dove at it with its beak. “Poison Jab!” Jupiter replied. Combusken then pecked it, while Skuntank jabbed it. “You are quite the challenge, I have to admit.” Jupiter admitted. “You may be just as good as Gry.” Skuntank then shot a Flamethrower towards Combusken. “Bitch, I’m better than him!” Travis replied as Combusken charged through the Flamethrower with a Flame Charge. “You sure about that?” Jupiter responded. Skuntank then collided into Combusken and began to Play Rough with it. “Kinky,” Travis remarked while observing Skuntank on top of his Pokémon. “Combusken, Ember!” Combusken then shot embers at the skunk’s face. “Oww, my face!” screamed the skunk. “Now Low Sweep!” Travis commanded. Combusken then ran towards Skuntank once again, and did a sweep on the ground. However, Skuntank then smacked the ground with an Iron Tail and bounced in the air, falling back on top Combusken. “Not again,” moaned Combusken. Suddenly, the fires around its body began to ignite as its Blaze activated. “Blaze it uuuuuuuuuup,” Travis ordered. Combusken then emitted a massive Overheat. “I’ll never get this much action again, will I?” moaned Skuntank. A huge ball of fire then crashed into it. Travis then watched as the flames surrounded the whole roof. “Maybe if you took a goddamn shower, you’d be more attractive,” Combusken told Skuntank. “Ugh, I feel so dirty”. The flames then died to reveal Skuntank lying unconscious on the ground. The platform then descended back to below the roof, and Travis saw Jared standing there along with an older looking man “Wait, where’s the rest of them?” Travis asked. “It was just him,” Jared answered. Jupiter then giggled. “What’s so funny?” Jared asked. “You think we didn’t know you were coming?” Jupiter revealed. “We obviously had them moved. This guy we just nabbed afterwards.” “So he isn’t from Jubilife?” Travis asked. “Nope. Chuck Testa,” responded Jupiter. “He’s just a stupid owner of a bicycle shop that’s all.” “So why did you take him?” Jared asked. “What is this, 20 questions? Anyway, I’m not quite sure, just kinda felt like it, I guess?” Jupiter answered. She then turned to face a non-existent camera, “I mean seriously, go play the games. They NEVER explain why we took the bike shop owner. He’s just there!” “Ugh, this was such a waste of time!” Elekid complained. “Hey, you rescued me!” the bike shop owner protested. “I repeat; this was such a waste of time!” “It wasn’t really,” bloated Jupiter. “Well kinda…Gry didn’t show. But even still, I got to have some fun, and now you’re all dead!” She then pressed a button on her remote and jumped out of the window. Travis then ran at the broken window and saw a parachute from outside with the letter ‘G’ on it. The whole building began to shake. “IT’S GONNA BLOW!” Jared shouted. “How do you know that?” Elekid asked. “I dunno, whenever a bad guy presses a button and then escapes doesn’t that usually mean they’re blowing something up?” Jared pointed out. “Touché,” Elekid responded. They then ran off. *** “Alright Riolu, use a Force Palm!” Will ordered. Riolu then ran at Ralts with a Force Palm. “Ooh, your palms are so manly,” Ralts replied as it Draining Kissed Riolu’s palms. “Aren’t you a newborn?” Riolu asked as he Low Swept Ralts to knock it back. Ralts then shot out a Dazzling Gleam at Riolu. “Ahh! I'm weak to fairies for some reason!” Riolu screamed as a bright pink light rushed towards him. “Detect!” Will ordered. Riolu then closed his eyes and jumped upwards to avoid the attack. “Now Low Sweep ‘em,” Will added. Riolu fell towards Ralts with its leg stuck out, but Ralts Teleported out of the way. “DIE!” screamed Ralts as it shot a Disarming Voice at Riolu. “Will, the likely scenario is Ralts has refined Fairy attacks, but lacks strong Psychic attacks,” Gry observed. “I don’t get it though, if it was raised to be a human, why is it so good at fairy moves?” Will wondered as Riolu used a Roar to block out the sound. “Oh, I forgot to mention.” Ralts added. “My mom was very confused and thought that fairies and humans were the same thing.” “I get the feeling you’re just making this stupid backstory stuff up as you go along to justify some sort of character,” Riolu accused. “Bullet Punch!” Will commanded. Riolu then darted towards Ralts with a fist of steel. Ralts then ran back towards Riolu with a Fire Punch, and the two collided into each other. Ralts then dove in for another Draining Kiss. “God damnit, no means no!” Riolu responded as he dug underground. “You can’t hide from me forever!” Ralts shouted. It then shot a Shock Wave which went into the hole. Riolu then popped up underneath Ralts, knocking it upwards. The Shock Wave then hit Riolu as Ralts fell back downwards. Riolu smacked into it with a Super Effective Bullet Punch. “I. AM. NOT. A. VOLLEYBALL!” Ralts shouted as it was sent back up. While falling, Ralts unleashed a Magical Leaf which went towards Riolu. However, Riolu used a Copycat to send out its own Magical Leaf. As Ralts landed, Riolu smacked into it with a Bullet Punch. “That was fun,” Ralts said as it fainted. “Alright, now let’s get another Pokémon!” Will shouted as he took out his Pokéball and threw it towards the Ralts. “CuCAW!” A Murkrow then descended to the ground in front of the Ralts. The Pokéball then hit the Murkrow and sucked it in. The Pokéball wiggled three times and then clicked. “Alright, the Murkrow is mine!” Will declared. “Good job Will, I am glad you finally have your third Pokémon,” Gry told him. “Aight thanks,” Will told Gry. “Though if I could ask a favour, could ya maybe chill with the mentoring? I’m sure Jared and Mug need it, but I most certainly didn’t ask, yknow what I’m sayin?” “Just trying to help is all.” “Aight, but I don’t really need it, get me?” “Alright, fair enough.” *** “Hiyah! Take that, and that!” Mug shouted as she was fending off Galactic Grunt’s with her sword. “You know the noises aren’t necessary,” Looker pointed out. “It’s fun, okay!?” The building then began to shake. “Hurry up!!” a welsh voice was heard. Travis, Elekid, the bike shop owner, and Jared then showed up and continued to run down the stairs. Mug and Looker followed. “So…much…running,” Jared complained. “Where’s the rest of them?” Looker asked while looking at the bike shop owner. He then waved back. “Not here,” Jared replied. “It was a trap to get us all killed, the building is gonna blow!” They all then ran down as the building continued to shake more violently. “We aren’t gonna make it!” Mug screamed. “Yes, we will!” Travis replied. He then ran to a nearby window and jumped out of it. “OWW, THE GLASS HURTS!” Travis cried as he was falling. Mug then ran up to the edge of the window, “uhh…Travis, that might not be the wisest idea-” but before she could finish her sentence, Jared pushed off the building. “Cannonball!” Jared shouted as he jumped out of the window and curled into a ball. “Jared, wait. I can’t lose you!” Elekid shouted as he jumped off. “I mean, who’s gonna feed me?” Looker and the bike shop owner then shrugged at each other and then jumped off the building too. “Remind me why we all jumped out of a high story building?” Elekid asked. “Cuz, this!” Travis replied. He then sent out Abra and she all caught them with a telekinetic grab. Mug, Jared, Elekid, Looker, and Travis then put on their sunglasses, and landed on the ground as the building exploded behind them. “Yay! I finally got to do that!” Looker shouted with glee. “That was fun!” “Wait…did Jupiter just blow up her hideout and kill all the Galactic members still there?” Elekid pointed out. “That’s genius!” Jared replied. *** “So if you don’t mind me askin’, why did you stay with me instead of helping them?” Will asked Gry at a Pokémon Centre table. “Like I said, I wished to provide you of assistance if needed,” Gry responded. “You sure that’s the real reason?” Will asked. “You didn’t really do much to help.” “Yes, Will.” Gry answered. “I am not deceiving you. That was my motivation.” *** Jared, Looker, Elekid, Mug, and Travis continued to walk through the treeline. “Hey, I’m here too!” protested the bike shop owner. ….Jared, Looker, Elekid, Mug, and Travis continued to walk through the treeline, but then a group of Grunt’s surrounded them. Like before, Jupiter stepped into the middle. “Bravo, brava!” Jupiter applauded while smiling. “Great job surviving my little trap, but we will stop you sooner or later.” “As if!” Mug replied. She then frowned as her voice became sour, “it’s a shame Gry wasn’t with you. I’m really upset I didn’t get to see him, but again; sooner or later." Jupiter then sighed, "oh well, tell my brother I said hello!” The group then heard a chopper noise as a helicopter with a ‘G” on it landed in front of them. Jupiter got in, and the vehicle flew away. The Sinnoh Story will be going on a short hiatus in order for me to focus on my upcoming assignments and exams (which I probably won't end up doing). See you in May where Will will have his second gym battle, the debut of everyone's favourite xatian SirDJ, more Pokémon will terrorize Travis, and lots more goofy adventures and stories to tell. And that's what you'll probably forget on... TSS! Edited by Nothingjustgo, Jun 23 2015, 02:23 PM.
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Will and Jared were training in the woods. “Hit ‘em with another Aerial Ace, Monferno!” Will shouted. “Bullet Seed!” Jared commanded his Grotle. “I am… Grotle!” the turtle-like Pokémon cried as it fired a barrage of seeds at his foe, but Monferno managed to evade them and rammed Grotle at his side. “Monferno,” Will capitalized, “another Aerial Ace!” “Stop him with an Energy Ball!” Jared countered. The ignited simian sidestepped the Energy Ball and struck down on Grotle’s back. “Grotle!” Grotle cried. “I forget, Elekid — why is Jared letting Grotle take all those hits? “What, Riolu,” Elekid sniped, “do you have Amnesia now?” “You know I can’t learn that attack.” Elekid sighed. “Grotle’s legs were injured after Monferno used Dig and emerged right under him. Grotle was slow to begin with but now he’s practically immobile and Will is taking advantage of the situation with the supereffective homing attack, Aerial Ace.” “Jared is in trouble, then,” Riolu affirmed. “Not for long!” Jared excitedly interrupted. “That wasn’t corny,” Elekid saracastized. “Grotle, block him off with Withdraw!” Just as Monferno was about to land another Aerial Ace, Grotle retreated into his shell, leading the simian into painfully bouncing off his rough surface. “Monferno, fight back with Fury Swipes!” “Not so fast, Will! Grotle, counter with Double-Edge!” Monferno sharpened his claws and aimed them at Grotle’s emerging head, but the Grove Pokémon overpowered him with a full-powered charge, knocking him momentarily to the ground. “I… am…” Grotle wince in pained. “Don’t worry, Grotle. You can fix yourself up with Synthesis!” With Monferno still recovering from the last attack, Grotle’s body began to glow under the sun, which was really strong that afternoon. You can tell Grotle’s wounds had healed afterwards bcuz anime. “Shoot!” Will cursed. “That’s right! No more monkeying around!” Elekid groaned, “Can I disqualify him for that pun?” Jared defended himself, “I wouldn’t have made it if Will had been using his new Murkrow like he should be doing.” “I’ll use him when the narrator wants me to, man.” As Will and Jared broke into an argument — because those are the best times to introduce new plots — Riolu’s eyes began to glow a telepathic blue, catching everyone’s attention. “Riolu, since when did you matter?” Will wondered. “I sense a great disturbance in the air!” Riolu explained. “Oh, that?” Jared started. “Grotle’s been taking a shit the whole time. JUST KIDDING! Toilet humor is infantile.” “Over there!” Riolu anxiously pointed beyond the bushes. Everyone looked at that direction, but nothing out of the ordinary popped out. From the other side of the open space, the sudden rustling of bushes was followed by a mysterious man appearing. “Oh… hello, everyone.” “Riolu, you can’t even advance the story correctly!” Will criticized. Chapter 25, Act I: Jared & Will Go to N’s Castle “Who are you supposed to be?” Jared inquired. The young man had long green hair in a ponytail, a white jacket, and other features you can deduce from the many images of him you can find on the internet. “My name is Natural Harmonia Gropius… but you may call me N!” A pile of leaves majestically swirled around him. “I’m sorry. Was it Glen?” Will asked. “N-no. It’s N.” “I’m not sure which of your two names is dumber,” Jared commented. “W-well, I came to share my gift with you all! For I possess a special talent that will surely intrigue you.” “Go on…” “I…” N paused and aimed at the sky, “can speak to Pokémon!” Will and Jared merely stood there. N also stood there. “That’s it?” Will and Jared chorused. N stumbled on his words. “W-why yes. Would you like me to show you?” Jared shared a glance with Will, who addressed the mysterious man, “We can do literally the same thing.” “You don’t understand,” N replied. “I can translate what they are saying.” “Yeah, we pretty much do that on our own,” Jared told him. N rubbed his chin in confusion. “Okay, okay, but—” “Can you believe this wackjob?” Will slanged. “No, he’s even worse than Travis.” Jared chimed in. “How about that hair! Yuck!” “And that name!” “Let’s say more mean things about him.” N’s short fuse quickly expired, prompting the man to explode. “HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY NAME IN VAIN!” “Was it Ben?” “You will pay dearly for your crimes!!! I will take something from you so meaningful that you will spend the rest of your written lives in sorrow!” “Sounds like another Thursday,” Riolu tried to joke, but Elekid disapproved. Suddenly, the sky above the gang grew scary dark. Then Will’s and Jared’s backpacks floated into the sky, followed by all of its belongings erupting all over the open space. As the sky cleared, Will, Jared, and their Pokémon scanned the area and, amidst the remaining mess, N was nowhere to be found. “It could have been worse,” Elekid offered. “Who speakest and what hast thou done with the villagers?!” “Dammit, Riolu, quit having Amnesia!” *** “So… what would you like to do today?” Gry asked. “Dunno,” Travis answered. He was distracted by his Pokétch. Probably on Reddit. Definitely not Tumblr. Gry politely slid his empty plate from himself and folded his napkin really fancy-like because he’s Gry. “Would you like to walk through Eterna Park?” “Meh.” “Knock some pins at the Eterna Bowling Alley?” “Bowling isn’t a real sport.” “Okay, then,” Gry pleasantly responded even though bowling is his favorite and that comment destroyed him. “We can go on another adventure.” Travis put his Pokétch down. “Yeah, okay! Let’s look for more Galactic grunts!” “Are you sure that is a good idea,” Gry postulated, “after you found out that…” “What, the ‘Jupiter is your sister’ thing? I’ll react to that in the next chapter, but for now I wanna go on a grunt hunt! GRUNT HUNT! GRUNT HUNT!” As Travis kept chanting, Gry gestured for the waiter to come over. “I hope you both enjoyed your meals,” the waiter exclaimed. “Here’s your total.” Travis gave the waiter a stink-eye. “I’m not paying for what I didn’t eat.” “I apologize, sir,” the waiter apologized. “Here at Eterna Diner, our main priority is customer satisfaction! Was there an issue with your meal?” “Yes,” Travis stated. “It’s too cold.” “It’s… too cold?” “Yes! Do you speak-uh duh Engrish?” Travis taunted. “B-but it wasn’t cold when I served it.” Gry inserted, “Travis, I told you to put your Pokétch down earlier.” “I’m not paying for what I didn’t eat.” “Okay,” the waiter nodded. “I can heat it up for you and—” “We’re done here, loser! Take the hint! Go pester someone else!” “YOU KNOW WHAT?!” the waiter exploded. “It’s customers like you that make me want to attempt suicide again!” Gry stood up. “Do not kill yourself, please. You are very important to the universe. You deserve nothing less than your dreams fulfilled.” The waiter broke into tears. “Thank you for your inspiration,” he blubbered. “That’s it: I’m quitting this dump!” The waiter avidly tossed his apron to the ground and ran outside yelling NSFW things. “I hope you’re not mushy like that during our adventure,” Travis said to Gry. “Oh, Travis.” They simultaneously broke into laughter. Okay… maybe it was Tumblr. *** “Are you guys almost done?” Mug asked. At the Pokémon Center, Jared and Will kept fumbling through their scattered belongings, accounting for anything missing. “Ugh,” Jared started, “I’m getting tired of fumbling through my scattered belongings and accounting for anything missing.” “N said he would take something meaningful from us,” Will reminded his friend. “Keep checking.” “Yeah, after that magic display, I guess you can say N¬-ything is possible,” Jared chuckled. Elekid scowled, “If you make one more pun, I will silence you.” “You know what, Elekid?” Jared retorted. “You talk too much for your own good.” Elekid crossed his arms. “What is that supposed to mean?” “It means you’re not allowed to talk for the rest of this chapter.” Elekid burst into laughter. “You’re joking, right?” But then Elekid froze, making eye contact with his trainer. Jared had narrowed his eyes, practically immobilizing the Electric Pokémon. He tried to utter a word, but, to his shock and dismay, he remained voiceless. “That’s better,” Jared gleamed. “Uh oh!” Will shouted. “It’s not here!” “What’s not here?” Mug asked. “…I don’t think I wanna say.” “Are you serious? I won’t care; just tell us what’s missing.” “Okay,” Will disclosed, “he took our ________!” *** At the Eterna Delicatessen, a greasy butcher came out of the kitchen and his eyes widened when he saw a mysterious man carving a steak. …Okay, he wasn’t too mysterious. It’s the ex-waiter from before. Let’s just call him Bob, okay? “What are you doing?!” the butcher yelled. “I’m living my dream! Like the man told me!” Bob grinned ear to ear. “Butchering is your dream?” “As a matter of fact, it is!” Bob explained. “I’ve always wanted to be a butcher, but my mother wanted me to be a lawyer. Have I ever told you that story?” “We just met,” the butcher confusedly replied. “And you’re carving that all wrong. Here, I’ll show you—” “LET ME LIVE MY DREAM!” Bob flailed. Slash! A thin slice of the butcher’s forearm was cut off, a pool of blood taking its place. “MAMA MIA!” *** “Your what?” Mug asked. A perplexed Will tried again. “Our ________! He took our ________!” “Look, if you don’t wanna tell me, then have the guts to say so.” “What is going on???” Will wondered. “Oh no, oh no!” Jared panicked after ruffling through Will’s bag. “Why would he take them?!” “WHAT?! WHAT DID HE TAKE?!” “Will, should I tell her?” Will crabbily remarked, “Feel free to try!” “I don’t think she’d mind,” Jared insisted. “It’s just a bunch of ________.” Mug sighed. “Forget I asked.” “Wait… what’s going on?” Jared wondered. “That’s what I’m saying, y’know?!” “Excuse me, gentlemen, but I couldn’t help overhearing,” a random woman interrupted. “Are you having trouble saying a certain word?” “Yeah, it’s crazy!” Will responded. “Could you tell me what it rhymes with, at least?” she inquired. Will and Jared shrugged, the latter answering, “Sure, it rhymes with shm_______.” “Uh-huh, that’s what I figured.” “I’m sorry about this,” Mug added. “They think they’re funny.” “Well, if you ask me,” the woman determined, “it sounds like your friends here have encountered a man named N.” “Gwen?” “N!” Will and Jared shouted. “Wait… so this isn’t a prank? How do I know you’re not an actress?” The woman smirked, unbuttoning her coat to reveal an official-looking police badge from Unova. Mug read aloud, “International Police: Officer O. Officer. Your last name is Officer?” “Yes,” the woman affirmed. “But please, call me Officer.” “I… did?” “Yes, but I want you to call me by my first name.” Riolu asked, “Your first name is Officer, too?” “I know, it’s silly,” Officer giggled. “My parents were expecting a boy.” “So how can you help us?” Will questioned. Officer told him, “I’ve been trailing N and his group of mysterious followers for three years now, and what he did to you I’ve seen happen a number of times to victims around the globe. I know this case better than anyone, and I think, with your guys’ help, I can close it and shut N down.” “You mean it?” She clenched her fist. “I not only owe it to you, but I owe it to myself, as an Officer.” Mug replied, “Oh, did N hurt your family, too?” “No, silly, that’s my profession.” She flashed her badge again. “Remember?” “I’m in!” said Jared. Will agreed. Mug rolled her eyes but also joined. “So what’s next?” Elekid opened his mouth to sarcasticize, but nothing came out. Because he’s not allowed. And this infuriated him. Officer answered, “My sources indicate that N has made a stop at Sinnoh to speak with his lawyers on expanding his capital. The meeting happened yesterday but I have connections at the firm who might give us a lead.” “I think that’s enough exposition for one day,” Mug declared. “Let’s move out.” And so Will, Jared, Mug, Officer Officer, and I guess Riolu ran off, with Elekid gloomily following. *** At Eterna Boulevard, Travis and Gry scanned the crowd for suspicious behavior. “Now, Travis,” Gry started, “in order to be a spy, you must blend in with the rest of society. You should not give any unwanted attention to yourself.” “How do you know so much about being a spy?” asked Travis. “Have you met my sister?” “Good point. I think I can blend in.” “Okay,” Gry replied. “Um, Travis?” “What’s up?” “Are you sure you can blend in with that hat?” “What, this old thing?” Travis pointed to his tall hat with colorful LED lights all around it. “I don’t think it will be a problem,” he said as a man passing by fell into a seizure and died. But then, an old woman hobbling on the other side of the street drew Travis’ attention. “That lady over there looks really suspicious, Gry,” he whispered. “Travis,” Gry whispered back, “do you remember what you did to the school children in Jubilife? Mere suspicion is not reason enough to kill a potentially innocent bystander.” “I learn from my mistakes,” Travis confidently assured. “Yeah, I think this old lady is connected to Team Galactic. BUT if I’m wrong and I accidentally kill her, well, at least she lived a full life.” “Travis that is the most morbid sentence I have ever heard.” “Thanks, you too! Alright, Starly, WELSH IT UP!” The Starling Pokémon shrilled, “One! Two! Three! Four! I declare a Pokéwar!” Starly shot the adjacent sidewalk with a Swift, forcing the civilians to flee in terror. “Did you see how fast she ran away?!” Travis exclaimed. “You were right about her,” Gry acknowledged. “We must prevent her escape, Travis.” “Good thinking. After her, Starly!” “Yes sir!” Starly responded. He then took off and began to fly after the old lady. “Alright, Peck ‘em!” Travis ordered. Starly’s beak then began to glow as he picked up speed. However, the glowing extended throughout the whole body. “That’s not what Peck looks like…” Travis noted. “Travis, I believe your Starly is evolving,” Gry pointed out. The glowing blob continued to fly as it grew in size until the light died out. “Rank up!” the new Pokémon called. “Awesome!” Travis shouted as he took out his Pokédex. “Staravia, the literal exact same Pokémon. Seriously, this is one of the many examples of Pokémon’s evolutions looking the exact same as before. The only difference is it’s less cute. This is pretty much another example of another ‘middle child’ syndrome Pokémon. Also, why the hell is its ability Intimidate. HOW IS IT INTIMIDATING!!?!?!?” the Pokédex analyzed. “Yes, now we can be even stronger!” Travis excitedly shouted. “Yeah….about that,” Staravia replied. “I am afraid that’s a negative. Going down! MAYDAY, MAYDAY!” Its wings then began to wobble as it fell towards the ground. “It appears your Pokémon is not adjusted to its new body yet,” Gry observed. “Staravia, Agility!” Travis cried. The Pokémon then did a smooth twirl and landed on its talons. “Phew,” Travis sighed with relief. But little did he realize that Staravia landed in a busy intersection (between Eterna Boulevard and Eterna Avenue), and the poor, puckered out bird stood in the way of an oncoming ambulance. *** Meanwhile, the eNdgamers (that’s what I’m calling them) — Officer Officer, Jared, Will, Mug, Riolu, and Elekid — made their way to the largest firm in Eterna City. “Welcome to Pearson Spector,” a young blonde greeted them. “My name is Katrina and I will be your server today.” “Don’t you mean lawyer?” Jared asked. “You would think that’s my job around here but I never do work of my own.” “I’ll take it from here, Katrina,” a red-haired woman said as she entered the scene. “You can go on your way.” “Thanks, Donna. I’ll see you next year.” And then she left, but it’s not like anybody cared. “You must be the policewoman who came to see Harvey,” the red-haired woman predicted as she pointed to Officer. “And you two boys look like you’ve been hexed, which means you came across N and you’re trying to help this woman.” Mug began to ask, “How did you—” “—know all that? I’m Donna; I know everything. Now follow me. I’ll take you to see Harvey.” The gang walked behind Donna as she strut her stuff because LOL women not being sexualized in this firm. Eventually they got to an overpriced glass office that read Harvey Specter: Senior Partner. “Officer!” the dashing George Clooney impersonator greeted his old friend. “Did you have a good trip?” “Don’t start with the sweet talk, Mr. Specter,” Officer teased. “Donna, could you get Mike Ross in here?” “I buzzed him three minutes ago. He should be here right—” “—now,” a handsome young man cockily entered. “Hello, I’m Mike Ross.” He shook Officer’s hand. “Is everyone good looking here?” Jared wondered. “I don’t know what you’re talking about, bro. They got nothin’ on me,” Will retorted as he broke a sweat. “It's nice to meet you, Mr. Ross," Officer replied. She faced Harvey. “Is Jessica coming today?” Harvey answered, “Jessica was looking forward to seeing you but we reached our quota for women and minorities without her today.” “Besides, Jessica doesn’t possess a photographic memory,” Mike interrupted. “Science has proven time and again that photographic memory is a myth,” Mug rebutted. “NO IT ISN’T SHUT UP I HAVE IT AND I’M SPECIAL!” “This is all well and good,” Officer continued, “but I came here for one thing, Harvey, and it’s not to mince words.” “Harvey,” a rat-faced man interrupted while abruptly walking into the office. Everyone in this firm is rude. “I have those contracts you wanted me to look over.” “Not now, Louis,” Harvey boomed. “It’s a Raticate!” Jared rejoiced. “I’m gonna catch it! Pokéball, go!” Jared threw the Pokéball at Louis, knocking him unconscious and sending him crashing to the ground which gave him a concussion and probably brain damage. “Thank you for that,” Harvey thanked while chuckling. “He still doesn’t know that I can’t read.” *** “I’m so sorry about this,” Bob whined to the butcher. “I don’t know what came over me!” “You were just following your dreams,” the half-conscious butcher replied, though he was heavily sedated. “I promise you won’t die in this ambulance,” Bob promised. The ambulance collided with the freshly evolved Staravia, but, out of the blue, the crash violently crushed it into a cube in the middle of the street and instantly killed its driver. Three cars crashed into the decapitated vehicle, which made it explode and start a fire. The fire gained more area and height as it consumed the neighboring vehicles, but a Staravia managed to get out alive. “After her, Staravia! Travis resumed.” The two of them, along with Gry, chased after the old woman. But when they turned the corner, all that remained was her clothes and a rubber face mask. “It appears she escaped,” Gry stated the obvious. “But at least we know where she’s going,” Travis spoke as he picked up a plane ticket. GRY AND TRAVIS DOING STUFF *** “Harvey,” Officer impatiently addressed him. “I know,” the senior partner replied. “You want me to help you bust my employer— I mean, client. Sorry; wrong show.” “I just need information that I can use.” “That would be breaking attorney-client privilege and you know I can’t do that. If that’s all you want, then I’ll have to ask you to leave.” “Hold on,” Mug began. “What if we ask someone who’s not N’s lawyer?” She turned to Mike. “Mr. Ross, what can you tell us about N?” Mike snickered, “I’m N’s lawyer, too. And I can’t break privilege, either — well, not again, anyway.” The eNdgamers looked defeated, but Mug looked around at the pretty people of Pearson Spector. Then, after focusing on Donna for a while, she came up with an answer. “You’re not N’s lawyer.” Mike retorted, “Of course I am.” “Noooo, because you’re not a real lawyer.” “W-what are you talking about?” Mug went on, “You were a marijuana abuser who illegally accepted a job as a lawyer without a degree in order to make your grandmother proud. And you’re all facing serious prison time if word ever gets out.” Mike, Harvey, and Donna looked at each other and then looked at Mug. Harvey began to ask, “How did you—” “I’m Mug… I know, err, everything?” “I see,” said Mike. “I understand,” said Harvey. “That makes total sense,” said Donna. “Well, when you put it that way,” said Mike, “let’s see… N tends to park his castle in offset locations.” “His… castle?” Riolu asked. Officer explained, “N gets around the world in a high-tech mobile castle. Something about combining the themes of old and new. It’s stupid.” “His servants, however, are quite the heavy drinkers. If you want to get to N, you need to get to one of his servants.” “So we’ll hit up the most popular bars in Eterna City,” Officer declared. “Thanks for the intel, Mr. Ross.” “Wait a sec,” Mike gushed. “Is that an Elekid? Oh my Arceus, they’re my favorite!!! But they’re usually talkative.” “Yeah, he’s mine,” Jared admit. Mike crouched to Elekid’s level. “Hey, buddy. Don’t be shy, now.” Elekid opened his mouth once again but nothing came out. “Say something; anything.” Elekid tried and tried, but he remained speechless. The frustration became too much to bear, and the poor little Pokémon let a tear escape his eye. And then the tear reacted with his body and electrocuted him unconscious. “Well that’s a shame.” Edited by Nothingjustgo, Jun 23 2015, 02:24 PM.
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“Alright, team,” Officer Officer spoke to the eNdgamers, “the three most popular places to grab drinks around here are the Eterna Bar, the Eterna Pub, and the Eterna Speakeasy… the last one has been around since Prohibition.” “So we should split up in three,” Will suggested. “I’ll take the Pub.” “I’ll take the Bar,” Jared decided. “I guess Mug and Officer can take Speakeasy.” “Great,” Officer beamed. “It’s decided.” “Hold on,” Mug interjected. “Why do you boys get to go on your own but Officer and I have to stick together?” “Well, what would you propose?” Will asked. “I’ll take the Pub, Officer takes the Bar, and you two take Speakeasy.” Riolu queried, “So when did Speakeasy become the designated bad bar?” Jared chuckled, “No way that’s gonna happen, Mug.” “Why not?!” Mug retaliated. “Is this some kind of sexist thing?” “No,” Jared denied. “I have a fake ID. Will has a fake ID.” “I have a real ID,” Officer boasted. Mug replied, “So, what you’re saying is…” “Mug, you can wait outside while I investigate Speakeasy,” Officer kindly suggested. “You mean I can’t even go inside?!?!” “But you can guard the door. That’s important, too.” Officer playfully rubbed Mug’s nose. Jared commented, “Mug, what did you expect?” “Well… maybe they’ll let me in for my charm and good looks?” Everyone exploded into laughter for fifteen minutes. Chapter 25, Act II: Jared & Will Go to N’s Castle At Eterna Airport, Gry and Travis scouted the civilians. “This will not be easy,” Gry warned. “Our suspect can appear to be any one of these gentlepeople.” “I agree,” Travis agreed. “Then we must play this safely, Travis.” “There!” Travis pointed at a man of African descent (or whatever is politically correct). “That guy looks suspicious.” “Travis,” Gry whispered. “You cannot say that about him. Racial profiling is a terrible act that—” “WELSH IT UP, Staravia!” Staravia came out of its Pokéball. “One! Two! Four! Three! Nobody gets away from me!” Staravia shot another spree of Swift at the black man. “Hate crime!” another black gentleman cried, prompting all the “people of color” in the airport to rally against Staravia. “The police are distracted by this sudden uproar,” a non-Arabic terrorist reported to his non-Arabic terrorist friends. “Now’s our chance to sneak into a plane!” Meanwhile, Gry and Travis struggled to escape from the angry mob. And Staravia, who was being trampled by them, croaked, “I can’t breathe!” *** “So I really can’t go inside?” Mug asked. “Sorry, Miss,” the bouncer replied. “You’re too young and failed to impress me with your charm and good looks.” “It was a nice try,” Officer remarked while handing her license to the bouncer. “Your name is Officer Officer?” “Yes,” she blushed. “My parents were expecting a boy.” Then, to Mug, “Be on the lookout, Mug. I’m sure you’ll do great!” And then she went inside. Mug sighed in discontent. “So…” began the bouncer, “you wanna get coffee sometime?” “I’m 16, you creep.” “Well, if your age is on the clock,” he winked. “…It’s not.” “It is if you use military time,” he winked again. Mug slashed the bouncer with her samurai sword and gloomily sat on his bloody corpse. *** At Eterna Bar, Jared devoured a tray of peanuts and waited impatiently for it to be refilled. A man in the neighboring stool teased, “I take it you’re not a regular here.” “What makes you say that?” “If you were a regular, you’d know not to eat those peanuts.” “Meh,” Jared shrugged. “I’ve eaten worse. So are you saying you’re a regular?” The man nodded with pride, because I guess bars are something to be proud of. “So have you seen anything or anyone strange come in here the past day?” “As a matter of fact, son, I saw something peculiar a few seconds ago.” Jared scouted the room. “I didn’t see anything just now. You sure?” The bartender, who had just finished refilling the tray, croaked, “He’s talking about you, dingus.” He shared a laugh with the customer. “Hey,” Jared stated, “that was mean. Now say you’re sorry.” “Say I don’t, tubby?” the customer bullied. “What are you gonna—” Jared expertly flicked a peanut into the man’s flappy mouth so that he began to choke on it. “What did you do?!” the bartender shrieked. “Wait for it…” Jared urged. The customer kept desperately pressing the sides of his hands against his throat, which gradually transitioned from a hot red to a cold blue. “I can’t believe you’re referencing that terrible Daredevil movie!” the bartender yelled, gathering the bars attention. “Wait for it…” Jared urged once more. The customer dropped dead. Everyone’s eyes widened with horror. “There you go,” Jared grinned. “All better.” The horrified bartender reached for the phone and stammered, “I-I’m calling the cops! Y-y-you killed this man!” “You have no witnesses.” “I HAVE A ROOM FULL OF WITNESSES, DINGUS!” Jared grabbed a match from his bag and lit it. “O rly?” *** At the Eterna Pub, Will walked in on a dispute between two men beside the jukebox. “It’s my turn to pick a song!” “No, it’s my turn.” “Hey, whoa, yo, bros!” Will started. “You two need to calmmm downnnn.” “Thank, Oliver, but I got it from here,” Will said to the Arrow. “Now I’m sure there’s a way we can settle this democratically and—” But, unknown to Will, he served as the perfect distraction for a troll to steal the jukebox and blast Nickleback, causing the men in the bar to holler in pain. “This is all your fault,” the taller man accused as he pushed the shorter one down. Will rushed to the shorter man’s side. “Are you okay?” “Psst! R00d!” the stumpy man snapped. “R00d?” Will repeated. “Wait a sec…” “Uh-oh.” The stumpy man hopped to his feet and tore off his disguise. “I am R00d of the Seven Sages and you will never catch me!” He ran out the door, with Will in hot pursuit. *** Back at the Speakeasy, Officer came out looking distraught. “What is it?” Mug asked while still sitting on the corpse. “I didn’t get any dirt on N… but apparently Eterna Hospital is suing Eterna Autoparts for faulty ambulances. I think this is reminding me of when my mother died.” “I’m sorry, my mother died too,” Mug sympathized. “Was it a car crash? Hospital setting?” “No, she died from drug overdose. But I had to drive to the funeral.” As the ladies were chatting, they saw a stumpy man running past them, with a perspiring Will barely keeping up. “He found one of N’s men! Go, go, go!” The three of them chased the slippery sage straight into Eterna Mall, where they briefly lost him until he sped past them in a police car. “That cheating bitch!” Officer cursed at the police car. “This is personal now!” She grabbed a spare Segway and zipped ahead at a top speed of 20.1 km/h. Mug and Will, amidst the fleeing and frightened shoppers, hopped into another conveniently placed police car, with Will taking the wheel. “Do you know how to use one of these?” Mug inquired. “I’ve seen The Blues Brothers,” Will responded as he began to hum the famous tune from that movie. “Let’s rev it up!” “I can’t believe you’re referencing that terrible Yu-Gi-Oh series!” Mug yelled. Will slammed his foot on the gas pedal and drove the car in reverse directly into a Build-A-Bear Workshop. *** After Gry and Travis escaped the angry mob, they made their way to an airstrip where they found the disguise of a black man on the ground next to a portly, old man. “I left that ticket downtown as a trap!” he cackled. “Now I will destroy you!” “Give us your name first,” Gry demanded. “Very well. I am Zinzolin of the Seven Sages, and I would rather die than betray my master!” “So you do not work for Team Galactic?” Gry asked. “Who cares?” Travis argued. “He sounds evil enough! And I’ve been right all day!” “I suppose…” Zinzolin mutely sent out his high-leveled Weavile because he thinks he’s too cool for a battle cry. “Ponyta, your appearance is requested.” “Combusken, WELSH IT UP!” Weavile bantered, “I hate Fire-types. You deaths will bring me pleasure.” “You’re scary,” Ponyta trembled. “You can’t take us both on!” Combusken claimed. “We’ll see about that,” Zinzolin answered. “Weavile, Dark Pulse!” “Ponyta, dodge with Bounce!” “Combusken, dodge with Dig!” “Weavile, evade them with Substitute!” Ponyta rose above the Dark Pulse while Combusken dug below it. As both of them reached Weavile, he replaced himself with a fake copy that endured the full extent of both Pokémon’s blows. “Now, Weavile, jump back in with Night Slash!” The Sharp Claw Pokémon stayed true to her classification, swiftly returning to her enemies, crucially slashing them, and promoting her owner to sneer at a now worried Gry and Travis. *** “I thought R stood for ‘Rev it up!’ How does it stand for ‘go backwards’?” Will complained. “It stands for Reverse,” Mug corrected. They both got out of the vehicle. “Let’s just go find that guy.” “Wait, shouldn’t we check for injuries or something?” “We’re fine,” Mug insisted. “Come on.” Will quipped, “Wait, Mug. Look at this one.” He grabbed a stuffed bear wearing a princess outfit. “What kinda dork would buy this?” “Don’t make fun of Princess Furrington!” Mug snapped. “Wha???” “OKAY! YOU CAUGHT ME! I like Build-a-Bear!” Will snickered, “Really? That’s kinda lame.” “I know,” Mug hissed. “The one time I act like a girl and it’s so freaking lame!” “Aww, come, on Mug. That’s not what I meant.” “Isn’t it?! I bet if you knew all the other girly things about me, you would think that way.” “But Mug, you’re not very girly.” “I’m not girly, he says,” Mug guffawed. “I can give you a few examples from just today.” “Like what?” “Let’s see, my feelings were hurt when you wouldn’t tell me what N stole from you, I got territorial when Officer swooped in to save the day, I became very self-conscious around the good looking women at Pearson Spector, I was mad when you all made fun of me while I was feeling self-conscious, I was happy that the bouncer hit on me while I was feeling self-conscious, and now I’m ecstatic because,” she grabbed a stuffed unicorn, “LOOK AT TEH FLUFFY!” *** Meanwhile, R00d was speeding through the ground floor, adding to architectural damage by the second. “WOOHOO! Freedom is just up ahead!” Actually, Jared was up ahead, and he was wielding a FN Mk 13 and donning — all in black — a strapped leather jacket; reinforced combat trousers; combat boots; a mask covering his mouth and nose; and a pair of goggles. Jared fired a disk-shaped grenade from his launcher that honed in on police car and slid right under it, where it exploded, flipped the car on its front, and sent it flying past him. “R00d!” R00d whined, stuck in the car and squirming. “You’ll never get what you want out of me!” Jared grabbed a match from his bag and lit it. “O rly?” *** Will was left speechless… for a few seconds. Then he responded, “Mug, I’m sorry, I had no idea.” “None of you guys have any idea,” Mug added. “It’s tough being the only girl in the group. Any time I mess up, you guys can say ‘It’s because she’s a girl.’ Any time I express myself, I’m afraid I’m misrepresenting girls. I didn’t ask to be a spokeperson for my gender.” “But nobody asked you to.” “Nobody has to, though. The pressure is always there. Sometimes… I feel like I have to prove myself to you guys.” “Mug, that’s crazy!” Will asserted. “We all like you for who you are.” “…I guess I know that.” “So, problem solved. Now let’s nab us a baddie.” Will was walking away as Mug said, “But I know you like me more than the others, and that just gives me more pressure to be someone you like.” Will turned to face Mug. This was the first time they talked about the time she left him. *** “Combusken, Double Kick!” “Fend him off with Frustration, Weavile!” “But Frustration only works when a Pokémon hates his/her trainer,” Travis recalled. Weavile countered, “I hate EVERYONE!” She crashed full-body against Combusken’s leg, which pushed the Young Fowl Pokémon to the cement before he could use his second kick. “Wow, that’s a lot of hate.” “Fear not,” Gry interjected, “for Ponyta is coming out of his frozen state.” Just as Gry said that, the frozen-inflicted Ponyta emerged from his block of ice. “Brrr! When I said I wanted a change in weather, I didn’t—” “Now is not the time, Ponyta. Trap Weavile with Fire Spin!” “Take the hit, Weavile, and use Hone Claws.” “I enjoy pain!” Weavile commented as it sharpened its claws within the ring of fire. “I don’t understand,” said Travis. “Why does he keep doing that?” “I am unsure, Travis,” Gry replied, “but I believe we are about to find out since Zinzolin has maxed out Weavile’s Attack.” “Only if you last long enough to witness my strategy,” Zinzolin taunted. “Weavile, attack Ponyta with another Ice Beam!” “Ponyta, stop him with Flame Wheel!” Ponyta rolled towards the Ice Beam, but his speed was gradually decreasing. “Did you forget about Weavile’s Pressure?” Zinzolin bragged. “It costs twice the energy to use these attacks. Your Ponyta is doomed!” “Not if Combusken uses a Low Sweep!” Travis ordered. “Stop, Travis!” Gry warned. “It is dangerous to get within close proximity of Weavile with her Attack maxed out.” “Then what do you suggest?” “Attack Ponyta with Overheat.” “Huh?” “Trust me.” “Alright. You heard ‘em, Combusken!” Combusken released an immense flame at Ponyta, which activated his Flash Fire ability and boosted the strength of his Flame Wheel. Ponyta began to accelerate towards Weavile mid-Ice Beam. “Clever,” Zinzolin approved, “but not clever enough. Weavile! Break your attack with Punishment!” Gry’s eyes widened as Weavile sharply disrupted her own Ice Beam. “Ponyta, keep going!” “Punishment is a move that gains strength when the opponent boosts his/her stats. And because Ponyta got more powerful becuase of Flash Fire…” Gry explained. “I...know what it is,” Travis protested. “I battle more than you, yknow!” “Oh, I applogize,” Gry answered. “I forget these things.” “You fools!” Zinzolin mocked. “Weavile, finish Ponyta off with Punishment!” “Combusken, get in there!” Travis urged. “Do not worry about Ponyta,” Gry instructed. “Worry about victory. It is up to you to win, but I shall leave this battle with a gift for you.” Once Ponyta and Weavile were about to make contact, Gry commanded, “Ponyta, use Will-o-lisp!” Ponyta rammed Weavile for a second before subduing to her super-powered attack, but he managed to inflict Weavile with a Burn status before fainting. “My Weavile’s Attack is plenty strong, burn or no burn. I cannot say the same for your Combusken.” Combusken was still panting after that Overheat, clearly pushed to his limits. “I feel…” he panted, “so…” he panted, until this dormant energy awakened within him, “BLAZED!” Gry noted, “I believe this climax begins the third act of this battle.” *** “Mug,” Will started, “do you think this is a good time to bring that up?” “No,” Mug confirmed, “but is it ever?” “Mug! Will!” Officer shouted from her Segway. “I was wondering where you two ran off.” “Did you catch N’s servant?” Mug asked. “No, he got away. But we’ll find another way to get to N.” “No need,” Jared announced from the store’s entrance. “Jared, are you okay?!” Officer exclaimed. “I heard there was a fire that burned down Eterna Bar!” “Uh-huh,” he replied. “Anyway, I took this from that sage.” He pulled out a sheet of paper. “Awesome plot device!” Will yelled. “It’s a map to N’s castle!” “How did you get this?” Mug questioned. “Let’s just say… I made his car explode and set him on fire,” Jared grinned. “Alright, let’s get our ________ back from N!” Will cheered. “You guys go on without me,” Officer interrupted. “I should probably help restore the mall to order.” “Are you sure?” Jared asked. “This is your case.” “I’d love to go,” Officer explained, “but my captain would lose his head if I let things get out of control here. He’s still peeved I never bought a wedding gift for him and Mike.” “Your captain is gay?” Mug deduced. “That’s so progressive.” “He used to be gay,” Officer corrected, “but ‘gay captain’ has already been done in The Flash and Brooklyn Nine-Nine. So now he sexually identifies as a fire hydrant and prefers male pronouns.” “Okayyy?” Mug replied. “Well, it’s been real.” And so, the eNdgamers — sans Officer Officer Officer — carried on to their final destination. “Officer! Officer!” a helpless little boy cried. “I can’t find my mommy!” “Please,” she kindly replied, “call me Officer.” *** “Welcome to Eterna Airport!” an employee welcomed. “How may I be of service?” “Hi, I’m a generic mechanic and this is my generic toolbox. I missed my flight earlier because of the traffic from the ambulance incident.” “Where are you flying?” “The DEATH Region.” “You’re in luck! There is a flight leaving in fifteen minutes!” “That’s convenient. Here is my basic credit card.” “So you say you’re a mechanic. Did you get fired from Eterna Autoparts for the huge ambulance recall?” “No, I got fired for something else. And it wasn’t for being black, either.” And that’s the TSS minority quota of the day! The generic mechanic boarded his plane which took off without a hitch, and everything seemed generic and normal. “Everyone give us your stuff!” a non-Arabic terrorist yelled. “We’re terrorists and we’re taking over this plane!” “But you’re not an Arab!” a woman discerned. “That’s the point!” *** Will, Mug, and Jared found themselves thick in Eterna Falls. “This is the spot,” Will declared. “There’s nothing here but rocks and trees,” Mug pointed out. “Maybe it’s one of those cloaking castles,” Jared postulated. And just as Jared said that, N (the dude from the very first scene, remember?) emerged out of nowhere, a fancy castle now fully exposed. “I did not expect you to find me,” N confessed. Mug retorted, “We might not have if you didn’t come outside of your invisible castle, so thanks.” “FOILED AGAIN!” N roared. “I suppose you came here for your ________.” “You can’t say it either?” Will questioned. “Of course I can. I was simply making fun of you.” “Give us our ________ back!” Jared demanded. “You can’t tell royalty what to do!” N taunted as he sent out a Shiftry. “I am prepared to defend your honour, my liege,” Shiftry suck-up’d. “I’ll take care of this,” Mug decided. *** “Combusken, PECK!” Travis ordered as Combusken began to run at the weasel. “Weavile, finish him with Punishment!” Travis countered, “Lava Tower! Battle chip, in! Download!!!” Weavile attempted her Punishment, but Combusken dodged and tried to use Peck, with Weavile also dodging. But Weavile’s burn status immobilized her for a full-powered Fire Pledge. “Dark Pulse!” Zinzolin ordered. “Dodge with Dig again!” “Freeze the ground with Ice Beam!” “Burn through it with Overheat!” The Blaze-fueled Overheat managed to break through the ground and overpower Weavile’s Ice Beam, sending her flying. “Let’s finish this with a Double Kick!” Travis boomed. “No,” Zinzolin declared, “we will finish this with Punishment!” But Zinzolin’s instructions never reached Weavile because a plane’s engine started at the same time. “What was that?” Weavile asked as Combusken roundhouse kicked her in the face, knocking her out. “I can still escape!” Zinzolin howled and made a run for it. “Not this time,” Gry affirmed. “Bayleef, reel him in with Vine Whip,” he said as he threw out her Pokéball. The Leaf Pokémon did… well, exactly what Gry wanted, while Travis pinned him down. “It’s over!” Travis told him. “I would rather die than betray Master N!” Zinzolin proclaimed before biting a cyanide cap in his mouth and committing suicide. Gry asked, “Travis, who did he say was his master?” “Dunno. Was it Ken?” *** “Yanma, show off!” said Mug. “Shiftry,” N demanded, “use Razor Leaf!” “Cut them with Air Cutter!” Yanma sliced the air, and the Razor Leaf, until it made its way to Shiftry, who grimaced from the attack. “Now use Leech Life!” “Fan him away, Shiftry!” “Fan him away?” Jared questioned. “Wow, Glenn is really bad at this.” “MY NAME IS N!” “Didn’t we do that one already?” Will wondered. “No, that time was Glen.” “Ah.” “Bah, I never liked this game!” N confided. “I want to play my game instead!” “I’ll beat you at anything you want,” Mug taunted. “Very well,” N replied. “I sacrifice my Shiftry to summon… BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!” He tossed out a Pokéball and out came a white-painted Dragonite with blue contacts and blood dripping out of them. “What the hell?!?!” Mug protested. “That’s torture!!” “Not to be that guy…” Jared added. “But shouldn’t Shiftry now be in the Graveyar—?” N pulled out a revolver and shot Shiftry until he bled out. “Are we supposed to be taking this seriously?” Will queried. “You’ll eat those words after you taste my Blue Eyes’ WHITE LIGHTNING ATTACK!” Dragonite roared like a Blue-Eyes and shot a Thunderbolt that connected with Yanma and knocked him out in one blow. “Mug’s field is empty!” Riolu panicked. *** “This plane is officially ours!” the terrorist cheered. Another terrorist interjected, “Not so fast, boss. I’m picking up four signals behind us!” Via the intercom, one of those signals called out, “Surprise!” “Damn, it’s Fox McCloud and the Star Fox team!” “That’s right,” Fox continued, “and we’re taking you down!” “It’s game over for you!” Krystal exclaimed. “Give up while you can!” Falco chimed in. “Do a barrel roll!” Peppy exclaimed. “…Shut up, Peppy, that meme is so old,” Fox told him. He then kicked Peppy out of the plane. “They’re gaining on us. We have to lighten our load,” The terrorist shouted. The other terrorists started tossing the passengers’ items out of the plane. “My toolbox!” the generic mechanic cried. *** “Do you mind if I step in, Mug?” Will offered. Mug sighed. “Go ahead. I’ve lost the will to fight at the moment.” “But…I’m Will,” Will answered as Mug gave him a dirty look. “Alright, it’s debut time! Murkrow, we need our own battle cry!” The Darkness Pokémon came out for the first time ever. “Hi guys! My name is Murkrow and—” “WHITE LIGHTNING!” Dragonite sent a Thunderbolt at Murkrow and OHKO’d it. “My turn!” Jared jumped in. “Alright, Elekid, let’s… hey, where’s Elekid?” *** Back at Harvey Specter’s office in Pearson Specter, Elekid lied awake, mute, and motionless on the carpet, as the ceiling lights around him began to shut off one by one. *** “Blue-Eyes, attack directly!” N ordered. “Wait,” Mug interrupted. “If beating you means entertaining your delusions, then so be it. Prinplup, show off!” she yelled as her starter appeared for battle. “I’ll destroy all your monsters! WHITE LIGHTNING, WHITE LIGHTNING!” “Deflect with Bubblebeam!” Dragonite fired another Thunderbolt, but it was absorbed by the stream of bubbles, which also bent the attack away from its target. “Now use Icy Wind!” “Blue-Eyes, switch to Defense Mode!” “Defense… wha?” After the Icy Wind, N stated, “It seems your spell has weakened my beast. No matter, for it is time to reveal my strongest of monsters.” He tossed out two Pokéballs, and two more white-painted Dragonite with bloodied blue eyes came out. “And now, with Polymerization, I shall fuse my three dragons!” “Did he say fuse?” Riolu asked. “What does he mean by that?” Brum-brum-brum-brum-brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! N answered by starting a chainsaw, prompting the eNdgamers to make a face like this. Ten minutes later… “Behold! My Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon!” N rejoiced over his creation: a 3-way Siamese Dragon joined at the hips with stitches and hunks of abandoned flesh surrounding them. “This is the end,” Seth Rogen commented. “BLUE-EYES ULTIMATE DRAGON! NEUTRON BLAST!” The trio of Dragonite charged their Thunderbolts at the center, creating one giant Thunderbolt… but the attack immediately ceased once they officially lost too much blood from their eyes and hips, passed out, and died. “My Blue-Eyes!” N sobbed. “I guess we’re done here,” Will declared. “Can we have our ________ back?” “Well, since you asked nicely…” N croaked. “You know, all I ever wanted was to be respected. I-I have always had trouble making new friends and—” “I got one!” Mug shouted. “Umm… is it Sven?” “Nice!” Will praised. “Well done,” Jared congratulated. “YOU ARE NO DIFFERENT FROM THE REST!” N raised his hands to the sky, which began to darken. The trees swirled in the growing wind and the rocks floated in place. “Humans are so cruel,” N concluded. “It is time I do the world a favor and eradicate them… I shall begin with the three of you.” However, a toolbox from the sky dropped on N’s head, knocking him unconscious. “Awesome!” Jared cheered. “We should appreciate everything it had to take for that toolbox to fall from the sky at this exact moment.” “What is all this ruckus?” said an old man coming out of the castle. “N! What happened?!” Will explained, “He took something from us, so we worked really hard to track him down to get it back.” “I see,” the old man saw. “N is always causing trouble with folks. He isn’t much socialized and does not take ridicule well.” “We’ve noticed,” Mug replied. “Where are my manners? I am Ghetsis, Leader of the Seven Sages, and N’s surrogate father.” “Ghetsis?” Jared giggled. “What a stupid name.” “HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY NAME IN VAIN!” Ghetsis tossed his surrogate son into the castle, which began to take off. “I’ll see you three in Unova!” “Joke’s on you,” Jared retorted. “We’re never going to Unova.” *** After they left, Will turned to Mug. “Hey, you did a good job today. And not just for a girl.” “Thanks,” Mug blushed. “I’ll try to be more sensitive to you, okay?” “You don’t have to, y’know.” “I know.” They both smiled. “What’s that in the sky?” Riolu pointed to small sheets gently flowing down. Jared responded, “No way… are those our pictures?” Jared and Will shared a look. “We can say pictures again!” they simultaneously shouted. “…Hold the phone,” Mug started. “We went through all of this — over 8000 words of text — for some stupid pictures?” But Mug was being ignored by the two boys, who were busy flipping through the pictures and snickering at them. Mug snuck up on them and snatched some of the pictures away. “Mug! Don’t!” Will warned. Mug’s eyes widened with horror as she saw her face photoshopped onto a variety of things — a male stripper, a whale, an armpit, a zombie, a zombie victim, etc. The boys slowly cowered away as Mug’s fury quickly built up inside her. “Who is responsible for this?” she calmly inquired. Will and Jared exchanged glances and eventually answered, “It was Travis.” *** “That was a fun adventure,” Travis declared. “It was, indeed,” Gry declared. “From the information I have gathered from other sources, I have to admit I did not expect Eterna to have as many locations as it did.” “MUG!” Travis beamed when she saw the girl stomp her way over. “What brings you here?” Slap! Gry was surprised to see Mug panting with anger and Travis crying in a ball. Edited by Nothingjustgo, Jun 23 2015, 02:25 PM.
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Jared, Mug, Gry, and Travis were standing in front of the Eterna gym as Will was getting ready for his upcoming battle against Gardenia. “Alright everyone,” Gry began. “As side characters in a story based on a franchise originating from Japan, are you aware of what our duty is while observing the gym battle?” “To spout needless exposition and commentary in order to detract from the action, therefore filling up time?” Jared responded. “Percisely,” Gry answered. “We must commentate over everything. EVERYTHING!” “Got it,” everyone else responded. Chapter 26: Venturing in the Forest “I’m really glad you guys decided to stick around to watch Will’s gym battle,” Jared told Gry and Travis. “I’m glad you tacked on that exposition,” Travis replied. “It should be an interesting battle indeed,” Gry added as they sat down on the bleachers. Suddenly the microphone dropped in front of the tree-ref as he began to speak. “Ladies and gentlemen, boys and Mug. It is time for the battle you’ve all been waiting for.” “Cynthia vs Lance?” “Death vs destruction?” “Apples vs oranges!?!?!?” “Will vs Gardenia?” …By the way it’s up to you to mix and match which characters said what. “No!” the tree shouted. “This battle will be a 3 v 3 battle between Will from wherever he comes from and Gardenia from Eterna City! Let the battle begin.” “But where are they!?!?!?” Travis wondered. Suddenly, smoke shot out from the one side of the gym. A bunch of dandelions then blossomed into a circle. “Aaacho!” shouted Travis. “My allergies!” “Travis, you aren’t sneezing.” Mug pointed out. “You’re literally saying the word ‘achoo’.” “Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!” the Welsh boy responded. “I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN MY ANTIHISTAMINE! Achoo, achoo!” A vine then shot down, hitting the centre of the flowers as Gardenia slid down from it. She then landed on the ground and posed. Will then walked in from the entrance. “You kept me waitin’ outside for that!?” Will asked. “That’s a bit unnecessary.” “Wait, how did you even see her entrance if you were outside?” Mug asked. “Riolu told me!” Will responded as he pointed at Riolu. “Yes, I could sense it with my great aura skills,” Riolu responded. “They are getting stronger and stronger.” Will then looked around the gym. He saw several trees surrounding them, as well as a couple of bushes and flowers. “Oh shoot, we gotta battle in these sketch woods?” Will wondered. “Enough talking, let’s GRASS IT UP! Cherubi, let’s go!” Gardenia cried. She then threw a Pokéball in the air and out came the cherries. “Riolu, we need our own battle cry!” Will shouted. Riolu then jumped forth onto the battlefield. “Well Jared, it appears Will has chosen Riolu as his first Pokémon for battle,” Mug observed. “Yes, interesting choice,” Jared responded. “Riolu single handedly beat Roark, I guess he decided to go with it first to see what mark it can make this time.” “Cherubi, Magical Leaf!” Gardenia responded. “It appears Will might be in trouble, as it is impossible to dodge Magical Leaf,” Mug observed as rainbow leaves were shot at Riolu. However, Riolu detected the hit as it swiftly dodged all of them. “But looks like Riolu using Detect caused it to be able to negate the hit,” Travis shouted. Riolu then ran at Cherubi with a Force Palm, but the cherries shot an Energy Ball back at it. “How is Riolu gonna get the hit AND avoid the blast!?” Jared wondered. “You are forgetting, Riolu has another fist,” Travis responded. Riolu then stuck out its left palm, turning it into a fist and then metal. It then ran at the Energy Ball, and smashed right through it. Jared, Gry and Travis then hollered, but Mug did not seem too impressed. “You guys are forgetting, Gardenia wants this stuff to happen.” As Riolu was about to smash into Cherubi with a Force Palm, a knot of grass twisted underneath his foot. “Gardenia loves the move Grass Knot,” Mug added. “No, you evil bitch!” Gardenia shouted. “I love grass in general. How DARE you paraphrase me.” “…Anyways, she likes to have her opponent run at her, make them think that they’re stopping an attack, only to trip them,” Mug explained. However, Will then looked at Mug and winked at her, “don’t worry, I got this.” Riolu then fell towards the ground, but it smacked its palm right on the grass below. This caused the knot to break, and lifted Riolu in the air. He then did a flip and fell towards Cherubi with his leg sticking out. “Dat Falcon Kick….errr I mean Low Sweep,” Travis noted. Riolu then kicked right into the Cherubi’s face. “Will has gotten the first hit, but he is up close and personal,” Gry pointed out. Cherubi then smacked a seed right at Riolu’s chest. “Huh?” Riolu wondered. “That’s not an ordinary seed…” Jared stated. The seed then opened as it turned into a net. “THAT’S A LEECH SEED!” “Ahhhhh!” screamed Riolu as red beam was sucked out from it and went towards Cherubi. A bit of Cherubi’s unmentioned scratches were healed. “When Leech Seeded, this allows your opponent to siphen its energy, healing it while you take damage,” Gry explaned. “That’s going to put him in a major disadvantage…” Mug added. “Nah,” Will responded. “Riolu, good thing I just taught you this move. BULK UP!” “I’m The Rock from Furious 7!” Riolu shouted. Suddenly, he flexed, causing muscles to appear on his arms and chest. This growth managed to rip apart the seed net on Riolu. Electrike then popped out from Mug’s Pokéball. “BADOINKADOINK!” Electrike shouted as literal hearts appeared in front of her eyes. “Alright, Riolu, Agility!” Will shouted. Riolu then glowed blue as it felt faster. “Faster and stronger, oh my…” Electrike said slowly as she blushed. “Now Quick Attack!” Will ordered. Riolu then ran towards the Cherubi. “I wouldn’t be so sure this is the best move,” Mug stated. “You saw what happened to Riolu the last time he rushed in.” “Why do you think he used Agility?” Jared pointed out. Riolu kept running towards Cherubi, with knots of grass spawning barely behind him. Eventually, Riolu smacked right into Cherubi. “MORE POWER!” Riolu shouted. He then flexed his muscles once again as he punched right into the cherries face. “This hurts!” whined Cherubi. “IT’S ABOUT TO HURT MORE!” Riolu yelled as his muscles grew even bigger. “Hubba…hubba,” Electrike said as she stared even more at Riolu. “Will seems to be all about power, setting up Riolu for something huge!” Travis commentated. “Yes, using that Power-Up Punch was incredibly clever. Now he might be unstoppable,” Gry added. “I know what I want him to be unstoppable at…” Electrike said. “FINISH HIM!” Jared shouted. “Riolu, end this with a Force Palm!” Will ordered. Riolu’s palm then glowed. “Cherubi, you are not grass!” Gardenia shouted. “You’re weeds. You pretend to be something pretty, but you’re ugly and useless. Just set up a Sunny Day to help my amazing grass grow!” Cherubi’s leaf on its head pointed upwards as the Sun shone from above. “So pretty….” Cherubi exclaimed. However, it then began to glow and change shape. Eventually a purple covered plant appeared. “It appears Cherubi evolved to a Cherrim!” Gry observed. “This might make Will’s challenge slightly tougher.” “Bitch. I still got my stats,” Will stated. “Just cuz your cherry is now some weird plant thing, don’t mean I can’t win.” Riolu then launched its palm right towards the new Pokémon, but the sun shone on Cherrim once again. The Pokémon then sprouted into a cherry blossom. The palm then smacked into Cherrim, doing some damage but not much. “When Cherrim is in its Sunshine form, it is a lot stronger and more durable,” Travis explained. “This’ll be tough for Will.” “Heeehee, I knew I could count on you,” Gardenia cried. “Grass never dies, it just pretends to in order to trap its enemies. Wait, is that grass or possums? I keep getting that mixed up…” “Can Will make it through?” Jared wondered. Cherrim then shot out a massive Solar Beam at Riolu, who managed to Detect out of the way. “That’s my man, always dodging ever so smoothly!” Electrike shouted. “Quick Attack, again!” Will ordered. Riolu then ran towards the Cherrim, but it shot a ball of energy. “Wait, why didn’t the description say an Energy Ball…” Travis wondered. Riolu’s fist turned to metal once again as it ran towards it. “Because it isn’t,” Mug answered. “WILL, STOP!” “Huh?” Will asked. However, Riolu ran right at the ball, but this time it did not smash through it. The ball erupted into flames, setting Riolu on fire. “Ahhhh! How is this not lethal!?” screamed Riolu as it fell to the ground, fainted. The flames somehow died. “Riolu is unable to battle! The winner of this round goes to Gardenia and Cherrim!” the tree declared. “Meh,” Electrike said disappointingly as she went back into her Pokéball. “That was a Weather Ball,” Gry explained. “When there is a weather condition, it adapts to its elements and becomes significantly more powerful as a result.” “Well looks like Riolu is down, what’s next?” Travis asked. “The black bird of death,” Will answered. “Murkrow, we need our own battle cry!” Will then threw his Pokéball in the air and out came the crow. “Looks like Will is sending out a Pokémon with a type advantage.” Travis pointed out. “Hopefully it should cover Riolu’s loss.” “Yes, but you are forgetting. This is Will’s latest Pokémon, so it might not be trained as he’d like,” Jared added. “Fair enough, let’s see how things turn out!” Travis responded. “Murkrow, begin things with a Wing Attack!” Will ordered. Murkrow’s wings then started to glow as it flew towards the Cherrim. “Will’s going straight in for the hit, but can he land it?” observed Mug. Gardenia then laughed, “you think you can mow through my grass? WELL MY GRASS WILL MOW YOU!” “Yay, caps!” said a random woman. Let’s call her Shade. As Murkrow was charging at the cherry blossom, it shot out a weather ball right at him. “How will Will get past this one?” Travis asked. “HAZE!” Will ordered. Murkrow then stopped and flapped its wings, causing a haze of smoke. The Weather Ball flew into the smoke, and the group can see a bit of fire burning within the smoke. “GRASS’D!” shouted Gardenia. “Well…actually weather’d, BUT I LIKE GRASS POKÉMON OKAY!?” “But you’re forgetting,” Will spoke. “You may think I am grass’d, but maybe you are so lost in the forest!” “THAT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!” Gardenia shouted. “AND NEITHER DO YOU!” Will replied. “Omgomgomg, so many caps!” Shade squee’d. “What can Will be up to this time?” Jared wondered. “His Murkrow has taken a beating afterall,” Gry added. The smoke cleared and the fire died down, but Murkrow was nowhere to be seen. “Cut this bitch!” Will ordered. “Well…not with Cut, you don’t know that. With FEINT ATTACK!’ Murkrow appreared right behind Cherrim and struck it with a Wing Attack. “OHHHHHHHHHH!” Mug, Jared, and Travis screamed as Cherrim fell to the ground. “Cherrim is unable to battle! The winner of this round goes to Will and Murkrow!” the tree declared. “Clever Will, clever,” Gry started. “By getting Murkrow to disappear in the smoke with a Feint Attack, he struck Cherrim when Gardenia was not expecting it.” “PFfft, that’s still only one of my mere blades of grass you have cut,” Gardenia noted as she looked up. “And the sun is still shining down on me. Let’s get all sunny, Grass ‘Em Up Skiploom!” Gardenia threw her Pokéball, and out came out a Skiploom. “Skipladee, skipladoo,” Skiploom stated. “Alright Skiploom, Fairy Wind!” Gardenia cried. “Murkrow, Whirlwind!” Will responded. Skiploom then shot out a pink coloured wind, as Murkrow was blowing it back with a gust of wind. The two winds then met, as Murkrow started to fly through it. “Looks Like Will is taking advantage of Murkrow’s ability to navigate through the air,” Travis observed. “You could say, personally, he prefers the air,” Jared added. “Boooooooo!” everyone else shouted (including Skiploom and Murkrow). While Skiploom was booing, Murkrow went right at it. However, the sun then shone down and Skiploom, as it used an Acrobatics to swifly dodge. “Keep at it!” Will shouted. Murkrow then started to fly at Skiploom, as it kept dodging the attack. “What’s goin on?” Will asked. “It’s Chlorophyll!” Travis pointed out. “When Skiploom is in the sun, it’s tremendiously faster.” Murkrow kept trying to dive at Skiploom, as it kept dodging out of the way. “Swords Dance!” Gardenia cried. As Skiploom dodged and landed on the ground, it did a quick little dance as it glowed. “Perfect, Murkrow go in!” Will shouted. Murkrow then flew at Skiploom, but as it was about to hit the Pokémon, it smahed right into it with a Double-Edge. “KROW!” screamed Murkrow as it was sent flying back, until it slammed into a tree. It then landed back on the ground, but all weak and tired. “Skiploom’s attack has rose, this might be troublesome for Will,” Gry stated. “Hmm…I got an idea,” Will shouted. “Wing Attack, again!” Murkrow then flew toward Skiploom. “What could be be up to?” Mug wondered. “No clue, Madelyn,” Jared answered. “Let’s see what Will has got in store!” “You have to stop doing the same thing,” Gardenia noted as she sighed. “Grass is always nimbler!” Skiploom then dodged out of the way once again. “Pursuit it!” cried Will. Murkrow then looked at Skiploom with his eyes glowing black. He then charged right at it. “Wow, good job Will!” Mug shouted. “When a Pokémon starts to run away, using a Pursuit will be extra powerful.” “Skiploom, Grass Knot!” Gardenia shouted. Murkrow then went at Skiploom, but grass tied around its talons. “It seems Gardenia has managed to intercept Will’s efforts to attack it,” Gry stated. “I wouldn’t be so sure, Pursuit can get really strong,” Travis answered. Murkrow then lifted its talons, shattering through the Grass Knot, and smashed right into Skiploom. “Hah! Knew it!” eargerly said Travis. “That’s Welshvoyancy for you.” ”Now Peck this stupid grass’s eyes out!” Will shouted. Murkrow then began to fall at Skiploom with its beak glowing. “Skiploom, don’t let the bird feast on you. Use your Acrobatics to get outta there!” Gardenia shouted. Skiploom then began to dodge, but at that second the sun died. Before it could move, Murkrow hit right at it. “Looks like Skiploom is not as useful without the sun,” Jared noted. “Looks like we are really overusing the term ‘looks like’ to make commentary,” Gry also noted. “We can still win!” Gardenia shouted. “Grass always triumphs! BOUNCE!” Skiploom then went in the air. “Murkrow, Thunder Wave!” cried Will. Murkrow then took off into the air where Skiploom was. “Hi, how are you?” Murkrow asked. “I’m scared of heights!” Skiploom shouted. “All I like to do is skip, but not like this. NOT LIKE THIS!” “Oh well,” Murkrow responded as he shot a Thunder Wave at Skiploom. Sparks then surrounded it as it fell back to the ground. “Can’t…move,” Skiploom muttered. “Heheheh, never put grass in the air!” Will shouted. “It’ll just blow away.” “Screw you, grass is amazing wherever it goes. In fire, in air. IT’S INVINCIBLE!” “You might need to get your view of grass a bit checked, it’s pretty stupid,” Will responded. “I HATE YOU!” screamed Gardenia. Skiploom then landed at the ground with a mighty thud. “Seems like Will is going in for the finisher!” Jared shouted as Murkrow took off towards Skiploom with a Wing Attack. “Skiploom, Seed Bomb!” cried Gardenia. Skiploom then shot a massive seed towards Murkrow, who was still flying. “Well it seems Murkrow might be done for,” Travis noted. "Okay, now we are just over utilizing 'seems like'," Gry stated. “Not necessarily,” Jared answered. “The momentum from the Wing Attack should allow it to shoot right through the bomb before it gets hit, but the problem is it would get rid of the power of the attack.” As Murkrow was flying at the Seed Bomb, it glowed blue and sliced right through the attack. As an explosion was caused right behind the crow, the Pokémon smashed right into Skiploom with a Wing Attack. “Skiploom is unable to battle! The winner of this round goes to Will and Murkrow!” the tree declared. “Wha? How!?” cried Gardenia. “Grass Pokémoooooooooooon!” “Dunno,” Will shrugged. “But I’ll take it.” “I think I know,” Gry stated. “Murkrow’s ability Super Luck activated. At random times, Murkrow’s attack power will increase. This gave it the edge to destroy the Seed Bomb AND hit Skiploom.” “I think the lesson is learned here,” Jared stated. “Skiploom is an absolute garbage Pokémon unless it is in the sun. Agreed?” “Agreed!” everyone else shouted (except Gardenia of course). “I hate you all!” Gardenia wailed. “Each and every single grass Pokémon is precious and lovely. You all have no taste!” “No, we don’t!” Travis responded. “Grass types are bad!” “No they aren’t! You’ll see!” Gardenia cried. “Roserade, GRASS ‘EM UP!” A Pokéball was then thrown as Gardenia’s Roserade appeared. *** “Hey Poacher A?” Poacher A asked. “Why are you talking to yourself?” Poacher B continued. “Not sure. I might be going crazy.” “Aren’t you crazy already? I mean, aren’t we both crazy?” “Fair enough. But like…what’s the point of this scene anyway?” “I dunno, the writer just felt the need to cut away at that exact time, and since there was no B-plot this chapter, I guess he decided to use us for a random scene.” “Fair enough. I’m curious if this’ll end up making the final draft or the writer will decide to cut it out.” “Arceus, I hope he cuts it out.” *** “Murkrow, Wing Attack!” Will ordered. “Why does Will keep using the same attack every time?” Mug wondered as Murkrow darted at the Roserade. “I think it’s because of the whole new Pokémon thing,” Jared answered. “Yeah, like Will really wants to take adavantage of the type advantage, but because Murkrow is new, he doesn’t really know that many moves,” Travis added. “Plus, Will hasn’t been able to make a strategy with Murkrow so is just blindly charging in.” “That appears to be an issue,” Mug said as she pointed at the battle. Roserade then fired a Dazzling Gleam. “How will Will get out of this one?” Jared asked. Murkrow then used a Haze to block the light. “Looks like he’s just blocking attacks now without any sort of counter,” Travis answered. “Now Roserade, Grass Knot!” Gardenia commanded. Knots of grass then reached into the smoke, and as it cleared Murkrow was stuck in them. “This isn’t looking good,” Gry observed. “Will does not have any sort of method to be able to utilize Gardenia’s attacks to an advantage. Murkrow is just taking hits.” “Murkow, Shadow Ball!” Will shouted. From inside the knots, Murkrow shot out a ball of shadow towards Roserade. “Sludge Bomb!” Gardenia responded. The bouqet then shot out a massive ball of sludge. “Even when Will attacks, it appears all of Murkrow’s attacks are merely being negated by Roserade,” Gry observed. However, the ball of sludge went OVER the Shadow Ball. “HUH!?!?!?!” everyone shouted (including Gardenia for some reason). The Shadow Ball then hit Roserade, while the Sludge Bomb hit the pinned down Murkrow. Murkrow’s eyes then turned to swirls. “Murkrow is unable to battle! The winner of this round goes to Gardenia and Roserade!” the tree declared. “Down to 1 v 1, it’s neck in neck,” Travis commentated. “I get that Travis,” Mug calmly said. “BUT PLEASE STOP SHOVING YOUR NECK INTO MINE!” “Sorry,” Travis applogized as he pulled his face away from hers. “Monferno, we need our own battle cry!” Will shouted. A Pokéball then flew into the air and out came the fire ape. “Oh I see, first you try to fight my grass Pokémon, then you try to fly at it, AND NOW YOU’RE BURNING IT!?” Gardenia shouted. “What kind of monster are you!?” “The monster that wins,” Will responded. “I guess you could say…I’m friends with the monster that’s under my bed,” Jared stated. “Yeah…I’m not even going to question the whole ‘under my bed’ part,” Mug responded. Monferno then charged at Roserade with a Flame Wheel. “Roserade, Dazzling Gleam!” Gardenia ordered. However, Monferno then stopped in his tracks and then ran at Roserade and slapped its cheeks. “Haha, I Faked you Out,” Will taunted. “Dose strats doe,” Travis stated. “Will tricked Gardenia thinking he was charging at her, in order to cancel her attack out with a Fake Out!” Monferno then conjured up a bunch of rocks with a Rock Tomb which buried Roserade underneath. “Roserade, break out with a Leaf Storm!” Gardenia commanded. A massive gale was emitted which shot the rocks out back at Monferno, and then leaves were added to it. “It seems Roserade is using the rocks to make her storm even stronger,” Mug stated. “Monferno, block it away with a Vacuum Wave!” Will shouted. Monferno began to roll his hands around each other. Suddenly, the rotation picked up speed and caused a gale heading towads the storm. The two attacks collided creating a massive tornado filled with wind, rocks, and leaves. “It is really unwise for Will to be merely cancelling attacks,” Gry stated. “There should be a way to take advantage of this.” “There is, man!” Will shouted. “Mach Punch!” Monferno then dashed right into the tornado, unable to be seen. “That’s smart of Will, now Gardenia has no clue where Monferno is and has no way of attacking him!” Jared commented. “You’re forgetting…” Mug responded. “Magical Leaf!” Gardenia shouted. Rainbow coloured leaves then went inside the tornado. The tornado kept spinning and spinning, but nothing was heard. “WHERE IS MY GRASS!?” Gardenia shouted. From the top, Gardenia saw Monferno ignited in a wheel of flames. “Surfs up bitches!” Monferno shouted while riding a rock. He then launched out of the tornado and fell towards Roserade. “Wait…how is Monferno using Surf, it isn’t a water type!” Travis noted. “Travis, you idiot, it’s a figure of speech,” Mug answered. “From inside the tornado, he must have jumped onto a rock, and used a Flame Wheel in order to ride the tornado. The Magical Leaf must have hit the flames and burned.” “Nooooooooooo! You burned MORE OF MY GRASS!” Gardenia wailed. “SHOOT ‘EM OFF WITH A DAZZLING GLEAM!” “I fear that the Dazzling Gleam might mess up Monferno’s aim,” Gry said. “Monferno, Aerial Ace!” Will shouted. Roserade shone a bright light, but Monferno merely hopped off the rock and flew around the bouqet. The rock then hit Roserade, while Monferno smacked right in it. “Looks like Monferno manages to stick the hit!” Jared shouted. “Enough of this!” Gardenia ranted. “I am sick of you always treating my grass like weeds. We are elegant, we are warm, we are beautiful. Roserade, show these grass terroists that we’re the superior type! PETAL BLIZZARD!” “Why is she saying ‘we’, is Gardenia secretely grass?” Travis wondered. “That would explain so much...” Jared added. “How?” Mug asked. Roserade then launched a massive gale of petals towards Monferno. Each leaf hit it, and knocked it slightly back across the forest. “Though Monferno resists this move, the sheer power alone is enough to put Will at a disadvantage,” Gry stated. “If Monferno keeps getting pushed back, Will will lack the ability to take advantage of Monferno’s mostly physical moveset.” “Hold on, Monferno!” Will shouted. Monferno then grabbed a tree, but the blizzard was so strong it uprooted the tree, pinning down Monferno. “Will made Gardenia so mad and desperate, she’s destroying her precious grass,” Mug observed. “SLUDGE BOMB!” cried Gardenia. Roserade conjured up a ball of sludge. “With Monferno pinned down, Will is limited in how he can stop this deadly attack!” Jared called out. “Monferno, Ember!” cried Will. “How does Will think using such a weak attack will stop such a strong one?” Travis wondered. Monferno shot out little tiny embers at the ball of goo. This barely did anything, as the ball of sludge still fell at the pin downed ape. From everyone, the only thing anyone could see was a SPLAT as toxic goop surrounded the tree which Monferno was underneath. “He doesn’t.” Gry answered. “Will had no other choice, as his physical moves were disabled due to the tree on top of Monferno.” “Bwahaha, looks like the grass is the best,” Gardenia shouted. “You! Can’t! Burn! Me!” “Really Gardenia, you REALLY THINK THAT?” Will responded. “Caps, I love caps! CAPS CAPS CAPS!” screamed Shade as she exploded out of excitement. “You really don’t get it, do ya? I’ve been ahead of you this entire time!” Will gloated. “Sure, you got a few hits on me, but my Riolu went down cuz your Cherrim evolved, and Murkrow went down cuz it was new and untrained. Yet, it still manged to defeat two of your Pokémon. Two!” Mug scowled, “Will’s getting a bit cocky here. She isn’t that bad.” “I think he’s trying to teach her a lesson about liking grass Pokémon,” Jared told her. “You said it. Grass is disgusting, pathetic and dirty!” Will shouted. Suddenly, a massive Vacuum Wave was seen which caused the tree and goop on top of Monferno to shoot upwards. “Looks like Monferno managed to escape!” Jared said. “No, you’re wrong!” Gardenia replied. “Grass is beautiful and admirable!” “No, why do you think we mow it!” Will shouted. “It’s unpleasant to look at unless it is mowed. You hear that? We cut off half of its body when it becomes too ugly for us to look at.” “Wait…we only do that with grass?” Jared wondered. “Grass is a stupid and pathetic type, which literally every type can beat,” Will stated. “The Pokémon are so bad they are completely useless without the sun. And…you’re right about one thing.” “What’s that?” Gardenia asked. “I am going to burn this place to the ground,” Will responded. Monferno then ran in front of Will, with his flames stronger than usual. “Monferno is more powerful thanks to Blaze!” Jared shouted. “Monferno, make this place like Huffington and burn the forest to the ground. EMBER!” shouted Will. “MOOOOOOOON……..FERNO!’ screamed Monferno as he shot a series of embers. However, these embers then turned into little balls of fire. It all mixed together to create one giant ball of fire. “Monferno learned Incinerate!” Gry stated. “Epic,” Will said. The ball of fire then hit the ground and spread all around the forest, setting everything on fire. “Looks like Blaze really upped Monferno’s power!” Travis commented. “Noooooo!” screamed Gardenia as she fell to her knees and cry, “my grass. My poor, poor grass.” “I hope this teaches you a lesson about liking stupid things,” Will lectured. “I am not out yet!” Gardenia shouted. “Roserade, Solar Beam!” Roserade began to glow. “This sets up Will for a chance to finish her off,” Gry stated. “What is Gardenia doing?” “She is clearly off the deep end,” Travis responded. “Monferno, finish it off with a Flame Wheel!” Will ordered. Monferno charged through the burning forest with a jet of fire towards the glowing Roserade. “Unleash!” cried Gardenia. Roserade then shot out a massive beam towards Monferno which clashed right into the wheel. This caused an explosion, which created a thick cloud of smoke. “Did Monferno survive?” Jared asked. “Looks like we’ll have to wait for the smoke to settle,” Mug answered. “This is so intense!” Travis yelled. “I’m allgergic to intensity. Achoo, achoo!” “You may have burned my gym down, you may have burned my spirit down, but you will NOT burn down my Roserade!” Gardenia shouted. “Maybe not,” Will responded as the smoke began to settle. “But I can still defeat it.” Monferno then charged out of the smoke and crashed into Roserade’s stomach with a Headbutt. Roserade then emitted a little squint as it gasped for air, winded from the blow. However, it then fell to the ground fainted. “And Roserade is down!” Jared yelled. Everyone then waited around for a few minutes for something to happen. “Ref, aren’t you going to call it?” Jared asked. However, nothing was heard. “He must have burned down from the forest fire,” Gardenia noted. “Oh well, he was just a tree. Those are like 20% grass anyway.” “Welp Gardenia, did you learn a lesson about what to like and dislike?” Will asked as he approached her. “Yeah,” Gardenia replied somberly. “I shouldn’t like things no one else does. Having your own opinion is wrong.” “Good,” Will responded. “Now hand me my Forest Badge.” “…Fine,” Gardenia grumbled as she handed Will the gym badge. “So Travis, are you challenging Gardenia now?” Jared asked. “Nah,” Travis responded. “I got a second gym badge off-text, so no need to battle Gardenia.” “Well that’s a bit anti-climactic,” Jared responded. “Sorry man, it’d get really repetitive if you see ALL the gym battles,” Travis pointed out. “Well, I am glad everyone has two gym badges now,” Gry observed. “Yeah…about that.” Mug trailed off. “I wasn’t gonna say this, but I kinda…sorta lost to Gardenia.” “WHAT!?” everyone shouted (including Gardenia). “I didn't really plan to rechallenge her, but after watching Will’s gym battle and seeing how much of a pushover she is…” “Hey, I’m right here you know!” Gardenia cried. “…I decided I am going to try again!” Mug eagerly stated. “Gardenia, let’s battle!” “Yeah….let me just clean up my gym first, okay?” Gardenia answered. 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The young girl played with her action figures. “This represents gender progression!” the girl said as she smashed one toy into another. She then picked up a toy of Mario on top of a trophy stand. “This is stupid,” she said while throwing away the Amiibo. However, her happiness soon faltered as she heard her parents talking. “I’m sorry Arthur, but my region needs me!” she heard her mom say. “Libby, do you honestly have to go again?” he said, sounding like he was about to cry. “We just got you back.” “Did you not see American Sniper?” her mom replied. “If there’s one thing that movie makes abundantly clear, is that you can never leave the war even when you do. Seriously, that movie really nailed that message in your head; I’m surprised you didn’t pay attention.” “Libby, please. I don’t want to lose you,” the father pleaded. “I have no choice,” Libby replied. She then walked down the stairs towards the little girl. “Mommy, I don’t want you to go!” the girl told her mom. “Don’t worry Madelyn, your mommy will come back. She always does,” Mug’s mom replied. Libby then looked at the toys that Madelyn was playing with and placed her hand on the girl’s cheek. “Always remember, never give up on your passions and dreams. No matter what the cost, no matter what’s in your way, don’t let ANYTHING stop you.” Madelyn then went into her mother’s arms and burst into tears. Libby kissed her child on the cheek. “Goodbye, Madelyn.” She then got up and walked right out the door. Mug never saw her again. However, Mug took what her mom said to heart. She was a bright and passionate young girl, and she did not let anything stop her throughout her life. Mug was inspired by this advice to become both a Pokémon trainer and a co-ordinator. She was always fascinated with both elements of the journey, so why should that stop her from doing both? However, these two goals added a lot of challenges. Challenges which could stop her. She lost her first two contests as a co-ordinator and… “Electrike, Spark!” Mug ordered as Electrike jetted out of the smoke with electricity surrounding it. “Tutwig, Body Slam!” Gardenia responded. The two Pokémon then ran towards each other. Both Pokémon collided into each other, but afterwards only Turtwig was left standing. Mug’s final Pokémon in the gym battle had fainted. Although her mother’s last words were to not let anything stop her, it seemed like everything in Mug’s journey was proving the opposite. Chapter 27: Don’t Stop Me Now “You’re going?” Mug asked Gry as they were heading out of the Pokémon center. “Indeed,” Gry replied. “Watching Will’s gym battle was entertaining, but the Jubilife citizens have still not been rescued. It is still important for this mission to be a priority. We tried to search this city, but to no success. Therefore, they must not be in Eterna, so Travis and I must look elsewhere.” “Hey, who said I was coming with!” Travis protested. “You did, remember?” Will asked. “Five minutes ago you were like ‘hey Gry, can I still accompany you’” “Well I don’t remember that,” Travis replied as he crossed his arms. “Sigh, I guess I’m stuck with these losers,” Mug said as she pointed at Jared and Will. “We’re losers!” Jared replied as him and Will were waving back. “Hopefully we will see each other again,” Mug told Gry. “Hopefully,” Gry replied. “We will likely run into each other at Hearthome. Travis wishes to travel in that direction, and likely you and Jared will want to as well. I believe there is a contest being held there in six months.” “Well thanks for the exposition,” Mug replied. “Bye sensei!” “Goodbye,” Gry replied as him and Travis took off. “Gym battle time!” Mug said out loud, excited for her rematch. Mug, accompanied by Will and Jared, decided to head towards the Eterna gym. She was ready to finally get what she wants without being stopped. They then entered the gym to see a bunch of gardeners planting seeds and watering the ground. “It’s gonna take forever to regrow my precious grass,” Gardenia moaned. “Yknow, I don’t get somethin’,” Will stated. “You must get challenges pretty often, and quite a few of ‘em must bring fire types. So why has your gym not burned down before?” “Gee, I dunno,” Gardenia sarcasticized. “Maybe BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE DON’T ORDER THEIR POKÉMON TO BURN DOWN THE GYM! I mean seriously, was that really necessary? You could have just burned my Roserade, but nooo you had to destroy EVERYTHING. This is costing me thousands of dollars to repair!” “Didn't you say the league is covering it?” a random employee asked. “Quiet, you…” Gardenia told the employee. “No. You know what, I’m sick of you always making things seem worse than it is in order to make people feel bad. It’s completely manipulative and passive aggressive.” Gardenia then snapped her fingers as a giant vine burst up, grabbed the employee, and sucked him below. “The league paid for that too!” Gardenia shouted. “Wait, who am I talking to? The guy is gone!” “Sorry Gardenia about burnin’ your grass, guess I just got caught up in the moment is all,” Will apologized. “You could say…” Jared started as he grined, “he got heated up.” Gardenia then snapped her fingers as a giant vine sucked Jared underground. “Now we gonna start, or what?” Mug stated. “Or what!” Gardenia replied as she walked away. Mug scowled. She just wanted her gym badge, but Gardenia did not want to challenge her. There was nothing she could do. Mug waited patiently for a week for Gardenia to accept her challenge, while Will stuck around so he could get his friend back. “Okay fine, I’ll battle you now,” Gardenia told Mug. “Yay! Finally!” Mug responded. “This battle will be a 3 v 3 battle between Madelyn from Veilstone City, and Gardenia from Eterna City. Let the battle begin!” the new tree-ref declared. “Wait, where did ya get a new tree?” Will asked. “We uprooted it from the Eterna Forest,” Gardenia replied as she pointed at the tree’s roots. “Help…me…can’t breathe,” the tree replied. Wait, is that how trees work when they aren’t rooted? I don’t know, trees can’t talk either so who cares. “Prinplup, show off!” Mug shouted as she sent out her Prinplup. “Vileplume! Grass ‘em up!” Gardenia shouted as she sent out her Pokémon. “I’m a Gloom, you idiot!” Gloom bitterly snided. “Eh, you’re both disgusting, so I can’t tell the difference,” Gardenia shrugged. “Prinplup, Pluck!” Mug commanded. “Gloom, Poison Powder!” Gardenia replied. Prinplup then extended his beak towards Gloom, but as he was about to hit the ugly Pokémon, it shot powders right into the water-type’s mouth. “Ewwwwwww!” screamed Prinplup as it began to cough and spit. It then glowed purple as it took damage from poison. “Now Gloom, Razor Leaf!” Gardenia ordered. The plant shot a bunch of leaves towards the penguin, but it just blew them all away with an Icy Wind. Prinplup flashed purple once again. “Grass Knot!” Gardenia commanded. She’s going to keep attacking until Prinplup faints of poison Mug thought. Hmm…that won’t stop me! “Bide!” Mug ordered. Prinplup then flashed red as the grass knotted around its foot and Prinplup fell over. It then took damage from the poison once again. “You’re leaving yourself vulnerable to my grass attacks?” Gardenia questioned. “Oooookay then, GIGA DRAIN!” A massive green orb then left Prinplup's body and then went to Gloom's. “How was that inside me!?” Prinplup wondered after the green orb left its body. “NOW UNLEASH!” Mug ordered. Prinplup darted at Gloom while glowing red. “Stop it with a Grass Knot!” Gardenia commanded. “Agility,” added Mug. As knots of grass spawned by Prinplup’s foot, it pivetted and flipped around each one. Eventually, it smashed right into Gloom. “Was that really worth it?” Gardenia asked, pointing at how tired out the penguin was. “Yeah, look,” Mug responded as water shot out from around Prinplup. “You keep forgetting about my Torrent ability.” Gardenia smirked. “Oh I came prepared this time. Why do you think I chose Vileplume?” “IT’S GLOOM!” Vileplume-I mean Gloom protested. “Gastro Acid!” commanded Gardenia. The ugly plant shot a jet of acid towards Prinplup, slowly knocking it backwards. When Gloom stopped shooting the attack, Prinplup no longer had water around it. “That’s Gastro Acid,” responded Gardenia. “Gee, I had no clue.” “What it does is supresses your ability.” “I FIGURED THAT OUT, THANKS!” “Looks like your plan has been stopped!” “Eh, the best battler has multiple plans. AERIAL ACE!” Prinplup then ran right towards Gloom. “Gloom, Grass Knot!” Gardenia replied. However, Prinplup kept running right past them. “Wow Mug, that’s smart,” Will remarked. “Because Prinplup is much more agile now, Gardenia can’t stop it at all.” “Exactly,” remarked Mug. Prinplup then did a jump in the air as it dove towards Gloom. “Gloom, Sludge Bomb!” cried Gardenia. Gloom then shot a ball of sludge towards the penguin, but it just did a matrix-like dodge in the air and smashed right into Gloom. This knocked both Pokémon to the ground, but only Prinplup got up. “Gloom…is unable…to battle. The winner of this round goes to Madelyn…and Prinplup!” the tree then repeteadly coughed. “Help me, I’m dying.” “I’m pretty sure it doesn’t work like…oh, it did work,” Will randomly said. “What are you talking about?” Riolu asked. “Nothin’,” said Will as he turned to the non-existent camera. “Don’t worry ‘bout it.” “Roserade, grass ‘em up!” Gardenia shouted as she sent out her Roserade. “Sending out the powerhouse already?” Will remarked. “Nah, just my Roserade,” Gardenia replied. “R00d,” remarked Roserade. “Hey, don’t complain,” Gardenia responded. “There’s no way you can outclass Verizon.” “Don’t you mean Virizion?” Will asked. “No,” Gardenia replied as she took out her cell phone. “It’s a great service provider!” “Prinplup, Shadow Claw!” Mug shouted as the penguin darted towards the rose with its claws. “It’s smart that Mug used that Agility, now all of Gardenia’s Pokémon can’t stop her!” Will responded. He then looked around and saw no one except Riolu. “I miss Jared and Gry. But not Travis, Travis sucks.” “Roserade, more Grass Knots!” cried Gardenia. But Prinplup dodged all of them and clawed right into Roserade. “Now Energy Ball!” Gardenia ordered. “Rock Smash!” Mug replied. Roserade then shot out a ball of energy rigjht towards Prinplup, but it stuck out its fist and smashed into it and punched the rose right in the face. “Ooh, dat sucker punch!” Will shouted. “But Will, Prinplup’s can’t learn Sucker Punch,” Riolu corrected. “Yeah well, maybe you should learn it,” Will grumbled. “I can’t either,” Riolu replied. “Someone TALK TO ME!!!!!!!!!!” cried Will. “Hahaha, looks like you can’t get a single hit on me!” gloated Mug. “I won’t be stopped.” “Who says I’m trying?” replied Gardenia. Prinplup then flashed purple as it fell to the ground, fainted. “Prinplup is unable…to battle. The winner of this round…goes to Gardenia and…Roserade,” said the tree ref as one of its branches withered. “HELP ME, I HAVE ALS!” “Ice bucket challenge!” said a random person as he dumped ice onto the tree. Some of the water soaked into the trees roots. “Water, sweet sweet water,” the tree moaned. “Remember when you said I was trying to stall you?” Gardenia pointed out. “No…I thought that in my mind,” Mug replied. “Your Agility ruined that plan a bit, but I still managed to do so!” Gardenia answered. “Now Return, Roserade!” The gym leader took out her Pokéball as the rose was sent back in. “Electrike, show off!” cried Mug as she sent out her Electrike. “Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, another battle!” eagerly shouted Electrike. “Turtwig, grass ‘em up!” shouted Gardenia as a Turtwig came up. “YOU!” screamed Electrike, remembering their last encounter. “Me,” smirked Turtwig. “Looks like it’s time for my Turtwig to beat you again!” Gardenia shouted. “Please, just because I lost last time doesn’t mean I’ll be stopped this time!” responded Mug. “We’ll see about that,” Gardenia replied. “Turtwig, Razor Leaf!” “Electrike, Flame Burst!” responded Mug. The leaves then went towards Electrike, but it shot out a burst of flames, stopping them. “Spark!” cried Mug as Electrike took off towards Turtwig with electricity. “Turtwig, Flash!” screamed Gardenia. Turtwig then shone a bright light at Electrike. “I can’t see! I CAN’T SEE!” panicked the Pokémon as it began to swerve. “Now Sand Tomb!” Gardenia responded. A giant tornado of sand surrounded Electrike. Unaware of its surroundings, the Pokémon ran into the storm. “AHHHH!” screamed Electrike as it being sucked through. “Charge Beam!” cried Mug. “WHERE!” screamed Electrike. “Anywhere!” replied Mug. Electrike then shot a random beam of electricity which was sucked through the funnel and shot out towards Turtwig. “Turtwig, Light Screen!” screamed Gardenia. Turtwig then emitted a screen as the beam of electricity hit the Pokémon, barely phasing it. However, while it was distracted with that, Electrike landed on the ground and ran towards Turtwig while surrounded with electricity. While the turtle was being hit by the Charge Beam, Electrike tackled it its Spark. “Now Thunder Wave!” cackled Mug. “Double Team!” screamed Gardenia. Turtwig then cloned itself as the wave of thunder (it should be lightning!) hit a random clone. “EARTH…POWER!” screamed Gardenia. The ground began to rapidly shake. Mug then panicked as Electrike was being shook, having no moves that could possibly block it. She had no way of stopping the attack, and Electrike fell to the ground, fainted. “Electrike is….you get it!” said the tree with barely any energy. “It’s 2 against 1 now, not even your Electrike could avenge herself from her last defeat,” Gardenia pointed out. “How do you honestly expect to win this battle?” “I’m…not sure,” responded Mug as she began to be lost in a trance. All of the hits Turtwig had taken were not very effective; it had a light screen up. Roserade also only endured one attack before Prinplup went down. Electrike went down insanely quick without doing much, how was Mug expected to win? Everyone was moving on without her. Will had two badges, Jared and Gry had a ribbon, even Travis was ahead of her. What did Mug have to show for it? Just one mere badge and no ribbons. Everyone was ahead. “Mug, please don’t give up!” inspired Will. “I know you can do this, I believe in you.” Mug then smiled and looked up to Will, “Will…thank you.” “No problem,” replied Will while he stuck his thumb up. “No I mean thank you for thinking you can help, but nothing you will say will affect my ability. It’s all up to me; your advice means nothing,” Mug scowled. “But I’m a guy, doesn’t a guy’s inspiration to a girl automatically make them feel better?” Will asked. “I mean that’s what a bunch of movies have taught me.” “There, there, Will,” said Riolu. Although her mother’s last words were to not let anything stop her, it seemed like everything in Mug’s journey was proving the opposite. And even when she tried and tried again, it didn’t seem to go her way. No matter how hard she trained, no matter what she did or acted like, there were always obstacles in her way. Maybe that’s what life is about Mug thought. Mug recalled what her mom said to her. “Always remember, never give up on your passions and dream. No matter what the cost, no matter what’s in your way, don’t let ANYTHING stop you.” But…if it was impossible to avoid obstacles, why would her mom tell her such a thing? That’s when Mug realized what her mom meant. Suddenly, music your parents were probably a fan of began to play. However, no one in this universe could hear it. That, my non film-majors is known as non-diegetic music. See? TSS can be funny and educational! Tonight, I’m gonna have myself a real good time. I feel alive. Obstalces are just obstacles, they can be avoided. The only way obstacles can stop you is by your own free will. And the world…turning inside out, yeah. And floating around in ecstasy. Losing inspiration and motivation from these obstacles is the way to be stopped. Not just the force alone. Nothing is unstoppable unless you let it. Don’t stop me now…don’t stop me Mug then smiled as the music picked up. Cause I’m having a good time, having a good time Mug then sent out her Yanma as Turtwig shot a Leaf Storm at her. I’m a shooting star, leaping throught he sky. Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity Yanma then redicted the leaves back towards Turtwig with a Whirlwind and shot out an Air Cutter with it. Turtwig retreated into its shell with a Withdraw. I’m a racing car passing by like lady godiva! The leaves bounced off the turtle’s shell, but the Air Cutter smashed right into it, causing Turtwig to fly back. I’m gonna go go go. There’s no stopping me Yanma then took off towards Turtwig with a Wing Attack, but the turtle used an Energy Ball to bounce off the wall and fly towards Yanma with a Headbutt. I’m burning through the sky, yeah. Two hundred degrees, that’s’ why they call me mister fahernheit Yanma then used her aerial control to dodge out of the way as Turtwig continued to fly forward. Yanma chased after it with its wings still glowing. I’m traveling at the speed of light… Yanma smashed right into Turtwig as it fell to the ground. However, Turtwig landed on the ground as its Overgrow activated. It then began to prepare a massive Energy Ball. I wanna make a supersonic man out of you Yanma then shot a wave which made Turtwig dizzy. The massive Energy Ball was shot at a random direction. “Ow my face!” screamed the dying tree. “Cool, you learned Supersonic,” noted Mug. Don’t stop me now, I’m having such a good time. “GRASS KNOT! GRASS KNOT! GRASS KNOT!” ordered Gardenia. However, these knots of grass spawned at random placements around the field. Yanma then cut them all with an Air Cutter as it headed towards Turtwig. Turtwig’s Light Screen then died. “Light Screen again!” commanded Gardenia. However, Turtwig made a Reflect instead. I’m having a ball The Air Cutter smashed into Turtwig, fainting it. Gardenia then sent out her Roserade. Don’t stop me now! Yanma then took off toward Roserade with a Wing Attack. However, Roserade shot out a Sludge Bomb towards the dragonfly. If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call! As Yanma was flying, she split into several clones as the Sludge Bomb hit a random one. The real Yanma smacked right into Roserade, but a knot of grass grabbed the dragonfly and pulled it towards the ground. Mug began to worry. Don’t stop me now, cause I’m having a good time Yanma then used an Air Cutter to cut the blades of grass, but Roserade hit Yanma’s wings with a Poison Jab. Don’t stop me now. Yes I’m having a good time. However, Yanma’s wings then turned to steel as Roserade cried from pain. That’s when the dragonfly bit it with a Leech Life. I don’t wanna stop at all Roserade blasted Yanma away with an Energy Ball and the two Pokémon stared at each other. I’m a rocket ship on my way to mars, on a collsion course. I am a satellite, I am out of control. Yanma then cloned itself once again as it took off towards Roserade with a Wing Attack. However, Roserade fired up a massive Petal Blizzard. I am a sex machine ready to reload. Like an atom bomb, about to explode Yanma flapped her wings as she blew away all the petals and fired off a Shadow Ball in the midst of it. I’m burning through the sky, yeah. Two hundred degrees, that’s why they call me mister fahrenheit. Roserade shattered the Shadow Ball Ball with a Poison Jab and Yanma resumed its charge! I’m traveling at the speed of light… Yanma flew at Roserade as the rose shot another Sludge Bomb in front of it. However, Yanma flew over Roserade instead. “Huh?” Gardenia wondered. I wanna make a supersonic woman out of you Yanma fired off a Supersonic, confusing Roserade. However, Roserade used an Aromatherapy to cure this condition. The drums changed tempo. “Don’t stop me, don’t stop me. Don’t stop me!” Will chanted. “Hey, hey hey!” Why are you doing that?” Riolu asked. However, Will ignored his Pokémon, “don’t stop me, don’t stop me. Ooh ooh ooh” “I like it!” added Riolu. “…if you stopped doing that”. “Don’t stop me, don’t stop me…” “Have a good time! Good time…being annoying.” “Don’t stop stop me, don’t stop me…” “Oooooooooooooh…SHUT UP!” Riolu. As the awesome as hell guitar solo played, Roserade ran at Yanma with a Poison Jab. However, Yanma blew it away with a Whirlwind and took off towards Roserade with a Wing Attack. Roserade shot another Petal Blizzard at the dragonfly, who just darted right through it. Roserade then set up a Sunny Day as Yanma smacked right into it, but then fired off a Solar Beam. Yanma used a Steel Wing and charged right through the beam, slicing it in half. I’m burning through the sky, yeah. Two hundred degrees, that’s why they call me mister fahrenheit… Yanma then hit Roserade with her Steel Wing and then latched onto it with a Leech Life. I’m traveling at the speed of light… Roserade used a Dazzling Gleam to temporarily blind Yanma. I wanna make a Supersonic man out of you Yanma fired off another Supersonic at Roserade. Don’t stop me now, I’m having such a good time. I’m having a ball As Roserade began to heal itself with another Aromatherapy, Yanma shot a Shadow Ball towards it. Don’t stop me now. If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call Roserade tried to stop the Shadow Ball, but it was too late and got hit. Don’t stop me now, cause I’m having a good time Yanma then fired off an Air Cutter at Roserade, which it shot a Solar Beam to counter. Don’t stop me now, yes I’m having a good time However, Yanma then used a Whirlwind to make the Air Cutter go faster and slice right through the Solar Beam towards Roserade. “SLUDGE BOMB!” shouted Gardenia as the rose shot a ball of sludge towards Yanma. However, Yanma charged right towards Roserade with a Steel Wing. I don’t want to stop at all… Yanma smashed into the Sludge Bomb, causing goop to fly everywhere. Yanma burst from the goop and hit Roserade with a Wing Attack. Roserade fell to the ground, fainted. Nananana nananana... Everyone then waited around for a few minutes for something to happen. “Ref, aren’t you going to call it?” Willasked. However, nothing was heard. They then saw the tree’s dead corpse on the battlefield. “Must have withered and died,” Gardenia noted. “If only it had warned me.” “Can I get my badge now?” irritably asked Mug. “Oh yeah…that,” replied Gardenia. “Here you go!” She then handed Mug the Forest Badge. Mug looked down at her badge, finally ready to face her challenges head on. She reflected on how she would no longer get upset or frustrated whenever she would fail. Mug had tried her best with the expectation of her being unstoppable, but the potential for failure will always be there. Even still…she was still unstoppable as long as she never gave up. “Love you mom,” Mug said. Suddenly, a massive hole was blown up in the middle of the field as a vine burst from it and flicked Jared across the room. “So…how has your week been?” Will asked as Jared landed on the bleachers. “Not bad, not bad,” Jared responded. “Oh Elekid, you can talk now.” “Yay! Finally!” Elekid responded. Edited by Nothingjustgo, Jun 28 2015, 06:43 PM.
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