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Nidoking's Confessional Ep. 1
Topic Started: Oct 11 2013, 12:34 AM (145 Views)
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What's up? Name's Nidoking, and I came here to kick ass and win challenges! I guess I'll be using this confessional to say whetever the hell I want, so anyone lookin' for a G-rated family time can change the fuckin' channel right now, 'cause this is REAL shit goin' on here!

Man, this is gonna be SO FUCKIN' METAL!
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Dude, I think that Vileplume's hitting on me. Which is weird, 'cause I think she's hitting on Hitmonchan too, and Wigglytuff, and... pretty much everyone she talks to.

What the fuck, man.
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She seems to be a popular lady!
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There's a difference between popular and easy, dude. And something's tellin' me that she's the second one.
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Okay, this Hitmonchan asshole's really pissing me off. I've met guys like him before. Thinkin' they're better than everyone else when they ain't shit. I can't wait to see him get knocked outta the game.
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Does it worry you that you've already got an enemy within the first hour of the game?
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Yeah, I've already got an archenemy, but you know who he is? A punk. Some guy that got his kicks beating up nerds in high school and ended up ridin' that high into adulthood. Guys like him need to get knocked on their asses, and I plan on having that happen.
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Okay, the first day's over, and I know some shit about the others now. Gengar and Golem are pretty cool. Vileplume's kinda slutty, but she's chill. Hitmonchan can eat a dick. Dragonair... I like her. I don't know why. Maybe it's 'cause of that motherly aspect she's got.

So far... I'd say that this is goin' pretty damn well.
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Hell yeah! We got a challenge tonight! Time to show Hitmoncock why he should've kept his fuckin' cocky-ass mouth shut!
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VIleplumes still bein' flirty as fuck. How hard is it to get someone to notice that you're not lookin' for a fuckin' relationship?
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Shit, did you see that Lapras lurker? I mean, I know I said I'm not lookin' for a relationship, but... chick's hot, man.
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Dragonair hasn't talked to me all day. I mean, I know she's here, and I've tried to talk to her, but she ain't even said two words to me.

Shit... was it somethin' I said? I'm really freakin' out here.
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Give us your opinions on everyone that you deem relevant so far! I would love to hear your input! :nidoking:
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Gengar's cool. He's probably my closest ally right now.

Golem's a major bro. You just know he's gonna be a beast in this game.

Vileplume's a flirt, but not bad.

Ditto's the weirdest motherfucker I've ever met.

Venonat sems like a good kid, but really needs some self esteem.

Dragonair's really nice, and I wanna stick with her.

Jynx is a skank.

Hinmoncock? Fuck him.
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Okay, add Steelix to the list of people pissing me off. He's really starting to annoy me with his yelling all the the fuckin' time and acting like a stupid roidhead.
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