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| Observations from a madman | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 22 2008, 08:49 PM (204 Views) | |
| madc1 | Jun 22 2008, 08:49 PM Post #1 |
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Visited the Moron Board for the first time this month 1. I don't miss it. 2 Y2kbabygirk is that her age? 3. I still like the original Babygirl more 4. I don't miss it. 5. WTF they had a "cyberwedding" I assume he will continue to engage in cybersex. Other observations firing everyone I work with soon will be a drag. life with me is fine hope you are all well N N Now that that don't kill me can only make me stronger..... no fish have died, i may just survive the meltdown yet. Seeing someone you met...... in cuffs...... on MSNBC being perp walked is scarry N N Now that that don't kill me can only make me stronger..... Be well all, I hope you miss me here and there less than i do.
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| madc1 | Jun 22 2008, 08:51 PM Post #2 |
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oh and with Y2k and virgin Clam on the MB, Prohta drops to third plae as the most annoying... |
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| ABSR849599 | Jun 22 2008, 08:56 PM Post #3 |
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Chip -n- chair
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Those that survive will be 10x stronger than before the meltdown. Watching it happen before my eyes is humbling, to say the least. |
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| StockRock1 | Jun 22 2008, 09:38 PM Post #4 |
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Has Finally Lost It Forever
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I guess I should have never gone to Rosie's. You'd feel much better. Let me guess, 499 of them worked for you
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| Maybe that turns you on, morons; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. | |
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| TheMonkeydeSade/nh_gg_gl_fu | Jun 23 2008, 09:43 AM Post #5 |
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I'm sure the cyberpagentry was stunning. THE HILLBILLY CYBERCREEPOUT OF THE YEAR. Do you think deej knows how to get dumass out of carpeting? |
| Punching through the Bozone, one Ignoranus at A time!#BLOCK^_^DATA##BLOCKv_vDATA# | |
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| ohiogirlie74 | Jun 23 2008, 10:42 AM Post #6 |
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the wedding was just lovely, and like true hillbilly nuptuals, a fight broke out. I'm both ashamed and excited to admit I saw most of it, and even lurked my way to the reception under an alias, but all they had was corndogs and mountain dew, so I left. |
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| TheMonkeydeSade/nh_gg_gl_fu | Jun 23 2008, 10:49 AM Post #7 |
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Suspect you missed out. Their mountain dew is corn based. :lol: Ethanol for the soul. |
| Punching through the Bozone, one Ignoranus at A time!#BLOCK^_^DATA##BLOCKv_vDATA# | |
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| :rocklawr | Jun 23 2008, 11:02 AM Post #8 |
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Eye in the Sky!
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Funny Mad, I was looking at the board this weekend and found not one interesting post. NOT ONE! Truly the board has passed us by. Maybe I should say the board has gone in reverse and is way behind us now. |
| "You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get it and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward." | |
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| madc1 | Jun 24 2008, 05:06 AM Post #9 |
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Today's observation. Yes its 4:30 AM and I am up, I have no clue why. Last night I coached my summer summer league team we lost 8-4 to xxxx town the home to a ton of reallly rich people. The field is behind the Library and it is named after a famous pro athelete field. I found out later the sign was in front of a porta potty and not the field. Any way midway through the game 5th inning to be exact the other team brings in a new pitcher. As she throws every pitch she hops in the air. This is illegasl, its known as crow hopping. I point it out to the umpire, he watches one more pitch and warns the pitcher. The other coach comes flying off the bench complaining that she pitches in three leagues, this has never been a problem. When our pitcher enters for the next inning their coaches lodges the obligiatory counter complaint about our pitcher, the umpire tells him to be quiet The pitcher continues to throw illegally and the umpire calls it about 4-times. Between innings I say, she is throwing every pitch illegally. He says, I know, but I am going to get in a fist fight. Meanwhile my parents ask me to lodge a protest. I say this is yout ball, its not my way, and that they are doing the girl a dis-service if in fact they are knowlingly helping pitch illegally. Any we don't deserve to win and we do in fact lose. After the game I spend the five minute chat with the other coach, he notes that I have player on my team team with the same last name of a well know Div I athlete that also comes from out town (ok well known if you follow Rutgers, and live in bergen county, and well follow Div I women's sports). I say to him as we part, you know you really need to eliminate that girl's crow hop......he responds laughing, yeh I know she gets called for it every game. God I thought Wall Street was bad, disappointed and awake at 4:30 troubled that a youth coach could do that. I am tempted to write the league the umpires association and the leaders of that town's rec dept. but all it will get is a denial from someone who treasures wins more than teaching whats right. BTW I read all the posts hear found them stimulatating, but note that Stock's crimes are much more hideious..... I know some don't care to see me much after I exploded waived my teamed and then was unilaterally banned by by chico, but my chess rating is now over 1300 and climbing Confused, worn-out and Mad. |
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| :rocklawr | Jun 24 2008, 08:49 AM Post #10 |
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Eye in the Sky!
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As long as you keep picking up the tab you can hang with us anytime. |
| "You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get it and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward." | |
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| ohiogirlie74 | Jun 24 2008, 08:50 AM Post #11 |
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I still love you, if that's any consolation. And your horrendous typiong. You're doing a good thing, worrying about ethics and courtesy more than W's. THAT's what those girls will take away from it all in 30 years long after the other team's ill-gotten trophy has been garage-saled and miss crow-hop is working at the gas-n-gulp. |
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| Jakes_Monkey | Jun 24 2008, 09:20 AM Post #12 |
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Some family finally moved into the house next to mine. Turns out the Dad is a High School Coach. He coaches linebackers, power lifting, and softball. He also chews a huge wad of tobacco. Anyway, his kid (5'9" 12 yr old girl) is some sort of elite pitcher. He claims she throws 57 MPH, which is extraordinary for a pre-teen girl, and has never lost an "Elite League" game...(my question about how "Elite" can 10-12 yr old girls be at softball went unasked, I mean, he IS the linebacker and powerlifting coach). Anyway, I will watch for the hopping when they play catch. |
| Everyones Favorite Absolute Illiterate Idiot TM | |
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| StockRock1 | Jun 24 2008, 01:18 PM Post #13 |
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Has Finally Lost It Forever
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Crimes? Wow...that's a low blow. The only crime commited is being stupid and moronic enough to get caught. Mad, it is very good of you as a parent to teach your child that winning isn't everything and "how you play the game" is much more important, especially as you move along in life and have to interact with others. Oh man, that BS really tasted horrible coming out of me. Face it. Winning is EVERYTHING. Screw the bastards that go up against you. Fleece the sons of bitches and suckers dumb enough to deal with you and have money just begging you to take from them. Fair play? That's for complacent wusses like OG. Oh....also always have a high priced lawyer (Jewish preferably...that is if you want to win your cases) on 24 hour call. No, I didn't make that up. That's what they teach you in Finance and Business Ethics for Stockbrokers, Mortgage Dealers and CIA operatives at the Brooklyn College section for A Financially Secure Future. Yes, I got straight A's all through the courses and was selected to be the president of my fraternity, Alpha Cum Loudly. Granted it's not Berkley but really, I can buy all the drugged up chicks I want now. |
| Maybe that turns you on, morons; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. | |
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| Bopper65 | Jun 24 2008, 03:23 PM Post #14 |
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Well was watching Fast pitch soft ball( 10-12) ( my son plays) It is a mixed league mostly boys but a few girls. The team we were playing in Granger, MN ( look it up it is the middle of nowhere) Had a 12 year old girl pitching who must have been at least 5' 7''. Our team starting 8 boys and 2 girls got I think 2 hits and a couple of walks and like 13 of the 18 outs where strikeouts. I would think she was throwing in the 50's easily. This is a hotbed of Fast Pitch softball for boys and men. League goes back probably 100 years
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| madc1 | Jun 24 2008, 11:15 PM Post #15 |
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As a reference I threw a 5'9" 15 year old who hits 50, and then followed up with a 4'6 10-year old who is already approaching 50mph already. I have seen 12 year olds in the upper 50's the problem is when they have no control. fastest I've batted against was the all county pitcher from our high school 68mph. before i swung i heard the ball hit the backstop. Next pitch I am swing on the motion.....presto a change-up 36 mph I was falling onto home plate as the ball passed over me. I foulded off her third offering and proudly called it a night infront of my whole team that was laughing. |
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| madc1 | Jul 4 2008, 09:10 AM Post #16 |
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went moron boarding, not sure if it s surfing, but it certainly is torture. The latest a July 4th Celebration where they honor the curennt adminstration. Why not the founding fathers? http://boards.espn.go.com/boards/mb/mb?spo...=3049100&lid=19 . |
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| SodaPop | Jul 4 2008, 10:34 AM Post #17 |
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(fiz-e-OL-o-je)
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aww thanks Mad you desever a mention there as well. Where would EPC be if you hadn't come along? Hope you have a great 4th |
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Psalm : 139 I love this Happy Salvation xo | |
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| ohiogirlie74 | Jul 7 2008, 11:49 AM Post #18 |
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omg....fake indy 500 where people type "vroom, vroom" in the chatbox made me nearly blow my "of course I'm doing very serious and important work" cover!! Nice. |
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