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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 11 2008, 01:52 PM (317 Views) | |
| ohiogirlie74 | Jul 14 2008, 01:35 PM Post #26 |
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I know!! Best ever. On the unfortunate side, this weekend I was totally shut down on the fish-cooking front when my stoopid underdeveloped-palate moronic friends were like, "eww, fish." I shall try on my own at home, perhaps tonight, and let you know how that goes. I might even try wild's idea. Also, I would give just about anything to go on a fishing vacation. I can't imagine a better bunch of people than you all to gather on the OBX and get loopy. Let's plan this for next year maybe? |
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| Jakes_Monkey | Jul 14 2008, 02:30 PM Post #27 |
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Wow, you need some non-moron friends. Sounds like the real life ones are worse than this fake name bunch of fake morons around here. How could anyone not like fish? PFFFTTT. And for the love of GOD, dont do ANYTHING Wild tells you to do. |
| Everyones Favorite Absolute Illiterate Idiot TM | |
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| ohiogirlie74 | Jul 14 2008, 02:40 PM Post #28 |
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Apparently, some people don't like the fish. They also probably hate rainbows and puppies and candy and laughter. My fake-name fake-peeps are my favorite kind of peeps, hands down. I fake love you fake guys!!! |
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| :PirateFins | Jul 14 2008, 03:36 PM Post #29 |
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See I knew it!! You women were faking it all along!! |
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Fins Up!! If we wern't crazy, we'd all go insane!! Stop Global Warming, become a Pirate! http://www.venganza.org/ I play everywhere as piratefins (\__/) (='.'=) This is Playboy Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into '(.)(.)' your signature to help her gain world domination. (")_(") | |
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| TheMonkeydeSade/nh_gg_gl_fu | Jul 15 2008, 09:04 AM Post #30 |
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Just the ones you know, I hope.
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| Punching through the Bozone, one Ignoranus at A time!#BLOCK^_^DATA##BLOCKv_vDATA# | |
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| :PirateFins | Jul 15 2008, 09:16 AM Post #31 |
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we duh and unfortunatly so do you! |
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Fins Up!! If we wern't crazy, we'd all go insane!! Stop Global Warming, become a Pirate! http://www.venganza.org/ I play everywhere as piratefins (\__/) (='.'=) This is Playboy Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into '(.)(.)' your signature to help her gain world domination. (")_(") | |
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| ohiogirlie74 | Jul 15 2008, 09:19 AM Post #32 |
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"Faking it" is a total waste of time. You're there, youre nekkid, you might as well git-r-dun, right? |
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| TheMonkeydeSade/nh_gg_gl_fu | Jul 15 2008, 11:27 AM Post #33 |
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Becomes A alleged orgasm thread. And the band played on! I love each and every one of you* ! And not in that fake name way! (*except those I detest) |
| Punching through the Bozone, one Ignoranus at A time!#BLOCK^_^DATA##BLOCKv_vDATA# | |
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| wild | Jul 15 2008, 11:02 PM Post #34 |
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I don't eat fish. |
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| StockRock1 | Jul 16 2008, 12:44 AM Post #35 |
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I used to go fishing but it was really boring after a while. Now I go humaning. But I throw back the useless ones. |
| Maybe that turns you on, morons; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. | |
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| TheMonkeydeSade/nh_gg_gl_fu | Jul 16 2008, 07:28 AM Post #36 |
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Hehehehe, nicely turned! |
| Punching through the Bozone, one Ignoranus at A time!#BLOCK^_^DATA##BLOCKv_vDATA# | |
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| wild | Jul 19 2008, 06:17 PM Post #37 |
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And the sad part of that statement is he keeps catching the same ones over and over again. I'm considering taking up mullett hunting. http://www.mulletjunky.com/ |
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| wild | Jul 19 2008, 06:19 PM Post #38 |
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Mullet Hunting Techniques These are the techniques that have worked for hunting thus far. STEALTH: The pic is taken from a distance or behind an object (tree, car, etc.) The mullet usually has no idea you have hunted him. It's a really good technique to use when you sense the mulletude and you need the pic. RESULT: Pictures are usually too far to be useable (unless you have a good zoom) but you walk away unharmed. BAIT: (Most common) You have a friend stand next to the mullet and pretend like youre taking a picture of you're friend (the bait). This works well because you can get a nice close up of the mullet. You might get a few strange looks from the prey...but whatever, that's part of the fun of hunting. RESULT:Decent pics with minimal risk of physical harm. GUERILLA:(My favorite) Walk straight up to the mullet and snap the pic in their face (3/4 head shot is best). This will cause a reaction of confusion and bewilderment. It's totally legal, so don't sketch. It's up to you how to handle the post-hunt reaction. Your main focus should be to somehow distract/confuse the mullet. (Fortunately, mullets are easily distracted and not difficult to confuse) You'll need to divert their attention from what has just happened. You will have to make quick, instinctive and reactionary type decisions. For example, if you're sensing that the mullet is not going for the whole distraction angle, you might have take off running. Keep in mind that every case is different, therefore each post-hunt reaction will be also. Obviously, this is a very dangerous technique that should only be practiced by the most CONFIDENT of hunters. RESULT: Almost ALWAYS, this technique gets you the best pics. Unfortunately, there is a REAL possibility you could get your ass kicked. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- These next two were sent in by hunters. I've never used them, but it sounds like they work. CALL OUT: It involves going right up to the Mullet and Calling him/her out. Hunter: " Hey Dude, that's a stylin' Mullet" Mullet: "Huh?" Hunter: "Yeah man, it takes balls to sport that hair" Mullet: "Huh?" Hunter: (Say it fast for confusion) "Oh Yeah, It's the Mullet, Camaro Hair, The Charlotte Mud Flap, The Kentucky Waterfall, Hockey Hair, the 10-90, the Achy-Breaky- Big-Mistakey, the Ape Drape. You know, the only hair style that has web pages devoted to it." Mullet: "Huh?" Hunter: "Do you mind if I get your photo? I'm going to put you on the Internet. You will be famous." Mullet: "OK" Hunter: "Please turn sideways so I can get a good shot" Click. "Thanks." DIRT TACTICS: First hold up the camera, then turn and ask a friend if the flash is on . Your friend answers that he/she doesn't know, and for you to try the camera to see. Quickly aim the camera towards the mullet you desire to capture on film and snap the picture in their face. Say "oops! sorry dude. by the way, nice mull!" Walk away calmly, leaving the mull in confusion, as though nothing ever happened. |
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