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Match Game 2008!; PP edition
Topic Started: Jul 28 2008, 11:23 AM (270 Views)
ohiogirlie74
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Due to overwhwhelming interest, I have decided to put this show on...hahaha. But, instead of the original format, we'll do sort of a post-by-post version: Someone puts up a Match Game-y question, next poster answers (fills in the blank) and puts up a question of their own... I'm imagining it would go something like:

Example Poster 1: Dumb Debbie is so Dumb (How dumb is she?!)...Dumb Debbie is so dumb, when she has to count past 20, she uses her ____________.

Example Poster 2: "Boobs"
Peter the Pumpkin Eater ran into some bad publicity over the weekend. Turns out that last one wasn't a pumpkin, it was ____________.

Example Poster 3: "A cop."

etc. etc. etc....

Ok, I'll start:

[size=7]Tony the Italian is a real Guido. He even puts marinara on his ___________.[/size]
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Why does this seem to be just like any of many other games you have put on?

Don't be foolish....demand YOUR Match game be produced right here.

I will offer one of many ESPN cards as a prize to the winner.

Yes, I offered ONE card at a time :P

Can I be Richard Dawson (cause Scooba has to go back to the Queen's homeland...sheesh, deported within a week of citizenship....has got to be a world record)?

Yes, you look a little like Gene.....Jake is Charles Nelson Reily (not that there's anything wrong wiht that). Ya know what show he did that was a big hit?

Tony the Italian is a real Guido. He even puts marinara on his [size=7]lin-guinea[/size]

OG's plan of ending world hunger is finally in full swing. She now provides free _________ to anyone, just for the asking.
Maybe that turns you on, morons; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies.
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OG's plan of ending world hunger is finally in full swing. She now provides free _________ to anyone, just for the asking.

: regurgitated "protein" shakes


Trixie is so desperate for money she will ___________ for a nickle.
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If we wern't crazy, we'd all go insane!!
Stop Global Warming, become a Pirate! http://www.venganza.org/

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'(.)(.)' your signature to help her gain world domination.
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Jul 28 2008, 12:23 pm


Trixie is so desperate for money she will ___________ for a nickle.

tickle a pickle





Stock is so old, he uses his _______________ to read his emails.
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(Interesting how we both thought of OG for that response :D )

Stock is so old, he uses his hearing aid to read his emails.


Jake enjoyed "cell life" so much, he now visits his __________ regularly.
Maybe that turns you on, morons; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies.
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StockRock1
Jul 28 2008, 11:20 am


Jake is Charles Nelson Reily (not that there's anything wrong wiht that). Ya know what show he did that was a big hit?


Ah, HR Puffinstuff. Those were the days.
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RomansTen13
Jul 28 2008, 11:56 am

Jake enjoyed "cell life" so much, he now visits his __________ regularly.


Local Group Showering Facility

(lol, remember how one of the panelists always had a WTF-inducing answer? I'm so Betty White.)

Lovely Lola was so lovely. (How lovely was she?!) Lovely Lola was so lovely, even the __________ tried to kiss her.
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Jakes_Monkey
Jul 28 2008, 11:59 am
StockRock1
Jul 28 2008, 11:20 am


Jake is Charles Nelson Reily (not that there's anything wrong wiht that). Ya know what show he did that was a big hit?


Ah, HR Puffinstuff. Those were the days.

I became a fan of his in The Ghost and Mrs. Muir.

Maybe that turns you on, morons; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies.
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Jul 28 2008, 12:05 pm


Lovely Lola was so lovely. (How lovely was she?!) Lovely Lola was so lovely, even the __________ tried to kiss her.

Even the Mirror tried to kiss her.


Last night it was so cold...(how cold was it?) It was so cold that when Mr Jones took out the trash, the ______ froze.
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Jul 28 2008, 12:08 pm
Last night it was so cold...(how cold was it?) It was so cold that when Mr Jones took out the trash, the ______ froze.

His Grandchildren.




Timmy's not allowed at the zoo anymore. Last time he was there, he ___________ on Monkey Island.
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ohiogirlie74
Jul 28 2008, 12:14 pm
His Grandchildren.




Timmy's not allowed at the zoo anymore. Last time he was there, he ___________ on Monkey Island.

Sorry girlie...I have been repeating the sentence you "created" with the words "his grandchildren" and it really lacks any sentencenal structureality. I understand you just wanted to respond with a new line, but you have to make some sense (or cents, if you still work the streets) before you move on.

I looked up at the Empire State Building his grandchildren my eyes listening to Brooklyn Bridge fluffernutter his hopscotch.

Ya get my point?
Maybe that turns you on, morons; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies.
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well, fine, then. my new answer is "maggots"

Nobody ever grilled Bret Somers like this when she gave a bomb answer. :P
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ohiogirlie74
Jul 28 2008, 12:14 pm
Timmy's not allowed at the zoo anymore. Last time he was there, he ___________ on Monkey Island.

smoked

Little timmy is so ugly ( How Ugly is he). He is so ugly his mom and to hang ________ on his neck to get the dog to play with him.
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Jul 28 2008, 02:39 pm
Little timmy is so ugly ( How Ugly is he). He is so ugly his mom and to hang ________ on his neck to get the dog to play with him.

Bacon!!


Old Man Cooper is such a bad driver... (How bad is he?!) The other day he ______________ before he even turned the ignition!
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ohiogirlie74
Jul 28 2008, 02:49 pm
Bacon!!


Old Man Cooper is such a bad driver... (How bad is he?!) The other day he ______________ before he even turned the ignition!

Old Man Cooper is such a bad driver... (How bad is he?!) The other day he set off his airbag before he even turned the ignition!

Very Good Game. Stock's answer to the first one still has me laughing.

Roman and his sister are so close,(How close are they), they are so close that during the last family function they needed a/an__________________ to separate them.
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Jul 28 2008, 03:09 pm
ohiogirlie74
Jul 28 2008, 02:49 pm
Bacon!!


Old Man Cooper is such a bad driver... (How bad is he?!) The other day he ______________ before he even turned the ignition!

Old Man Cooper is such a bad driver... (How bad is he?!) The other day he set off his airbag before he even turned the ignition!

Very Good Game. Stock's answer to the first one still has me laughing.

Roman and his sister are so close,(How close are they), they are so close that during the last family function they needed a/an__________________ to separate them.

Roman and his sister are so close,(How close are they), they are so close that during the last family function they needed a court order to separate them.



Fuzzy the dog is so friendly, (How friendly is he) When I got home from work last night he __________________ my leg.
"Where are the cats?!?!"#BLOCK^_^DATA##BLOCKv_vDATA#
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ohiogirlie74
Jul 28 2008, 02:19 pm
well, fine, then. my new answer is "maggots"

Nobody ever grilled Bret Somers like this when she gave a bomb answer. :P

I was never a contestant.........she was great. And the many bottom left (right hand side of Dawnson) total knockout clueless ones. Of course on the other side there were just a few that acted clueless but were truly sharp as a 30 year old piece of cheese that Rock forgot under his bed (yeah, like he ever forgot a piece of cheese...ANYWHERE).....especially Betty White.

OK, so when is the next part where we have to match one of the 3 for the big bucks (or few cents that OG has "worked" for today :lol: )?
Maybe that turns you on, morons; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies.
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There are two excellent answers here but I'll have to go with EPC answer.

Fuzzy the dog is so friendly, (How friendly is he) When I got home from work last night he Hunkied my leg.


LOL, you guys are so into the "How ____ is he?". OG, I can see why you like them so much. Yes, you...personally I hate every one of the bastards....(How bastardly are they??).

Deej was so full of Ring Dings (How full of it is he?), he was so full of Ring Dings that he poured _________ into the washing machine instead of detergent.
Maybe that turns you on, morons; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies.
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"Deej was so full of Ring Dings (How full of it is he?), he was so full of Ring Dings that he poured _________ into the washing machine instead of detergent. "

Deej was so full of Ring Dings (How full of it is he?), he was so full of Ring Dings that he poured Chunks of Pound Cake into the washing machine instead of detergent.

(Washing machine?!?! I thought it was a giant fondue pot!!)
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Jul 28 2008, 04:51 pm
(Washing machine?!?! I thought it was a giant fondue pot!!)

LOL, that's so 70's of you! Nice job.

Vera was a total dingbat. She mistakenly brought __________ to the fondue party.
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Vera was a total dingbat. She mistakenly brought toilet paper to the fondue party.

Go ahead, see if you can figure that one out...HAHAHAHA


Cheryllia was so drunk (How drunk......) she mistook Dena's toothbrush for ____________.
Maybe that turns you on, morons; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies.
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ohiogirlie74,Jul 28 2008
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LOL, that's so 70's of you! Nice job.

Just noticed Stock beat me to the punch.
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Grrr.....you make me mad. :angry:
StockRock1
Jul 29 2008, 12:11 am
Cheryllia was so drunk (How drunk......) she mistook Dena's toothbrush for ____________.



...mistook Dena's toothbrush for TTechBen. (Because he's really skinny.)

Stock is so mean. (How mean is he?!) He's so mean that even ________ are afraid of him.
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Jul 29 2008, 12:57 pm


Stock is so mean. (How mean is he?!) He's so mean that even Ghost's are afraid of him.

Brittaney is so ditzy ( How ditzy is she?) She's so ditzy she forgot her _______ yesterday.
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Brittaney is so ditzy ( How ditzy is she?) She's so ditzy she forgot her (word that Rhymes with Delores) yesterday.


Newman is so fat (how fat is he?). He's so fat he packed ________________ for lunch at the post office.
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