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Congrats To The Big ASS
Topic Started: Aug 2 2008, 11:19 PM (107 Views)
StockRock1
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I would like to make a formal congratulations to the new biggest ASS amongst us. He has worked hard for this and I have to admit, nobody could carry this new title better, yes, the title of ASS. I hear he has made business cards designating himself as an ASS and I think he prefers to be called an ASS around his work place. I know for a fact he considers being this big ASS an honor and he has pledged to work extra hard as an ASS. He recently informed me that he has hopes of being the best big ASS his company has ever had.

Congratulations Damon. I hope you being the biggest ASS at work gets you exactly where you want to be.
Maybe that turns you on, morons; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies.
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drivetime
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Whew, thought you were talking about me for a second there. I was gonna fire who ever at work told. Ahhh screww I will anyway.




Congrats Damon :P
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

Don't be so humble - you are not that great.- Golda Meir

The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. - Lucille S. Harper
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tommck1129
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Well at least that explains his "ASSMAN" license plate.

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RomansTen13
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Thank you - thank you!!

I have worked hard and gotten to the point that apparently the pressure was too much for our now former sales manager:
http://www.kokomotribune.com/local/local_s..._217234255.html

Be sure to check out that headline.
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ohiogirlie74
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that ass is legendary.
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