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Wal-Mart has everything !; put your drink down before reading
Topic Started: Aug 7 2008, 07:25 AM (51 Views)
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Wal-Mart has everything !

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to
Mike behind him,'My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd
better see a doctor.'
'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,
Mike replies. 'There's a diagnostic computer down at
Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer
will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It
takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot
cheaper than a doctor .'

So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and take s
it to Wal-Mart.

He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and
asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into
the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

'You have tennis elbow...Soak your arm in warm water
and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.
Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.'

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new
technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer
could be fooled.

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog,
urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm
sample for good measure.

Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results .
He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and
awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
(Aisle 9)

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-funga l
shampoo.(Aisle 7)

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours.
Get a lawyer.

5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow
will never get better!

Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart
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ohiogirlie74
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Yay! Thanks for sharing the giggle. I might have seen it once before, but still good for a chuckle, Idon'carewhoy'are. (Is that how they say it?)

What would really be impressive is if you could get a diagnostic like that from elsewhere... like... A Hooker? Your Plumber? Bank Teller? Shoe shine guy? Hairdresser? See, nobody has that kind of skill! No wonder we're being taken over by robots.

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