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| Wal-Mart has everything !; put your drink down before reading | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 7 2008, 07:25 AM (51 Views) | |
| time2foldum | Aug 7 2008, 07:25 AM Post #1 |
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Chip -n- chair
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Wal-Mart has everything ! One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,'My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor.' 'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money, Mike replies. 'There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor .' So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and take s it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: 'You have tennis elbow...Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.' That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results . He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9) 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-funga l shampoo.(Aisle 7) 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better! Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart |
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| ohiogirlie74 | Aug 7 2008, 03:55 PM Post #2 |
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On the button!
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Yay! Thanks for sharing the giggle. I might have seen it once before, but still good for a chuckle, Idon'carewhoy'are. (Is that how they say it?) What would really be impressive is if you could get a diagnostic like that from elsewhere... like... A Hooker? Your Plumber? Bank Teller? Shoe shine guy? Hairdresser? See, nobody has that kind of skill! No wonder we're being taken over by robots. |
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