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| The Sweetie Man | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 7 2008, 12:55 PM (68 Views) | |
| :rocklawr | Aug 7 2008, 12:55 PM Post #1 |
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Eye in the Sky!
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(sung to the tune of The Candy Man by Sammy Davis Jr.) with apologies to Tommck whom already posted another Candy Man song on another thread. Who can take a message board, sprinkle it with poo Cover it with sarcasm and a toilet joke or two The Sweetie Man, oh the Sweetie Man can The Sweetie Man can 'cause he will laugh at them all and tell the morons "go screw" Who can take a tourney, smack it in its eye Win another DBP but no cards are sent, why? The Sweetie Man, oh the Sweetie Man can The Sweetie Man can 'cause he will laugh at them all and tell the morons "FU" The Sweetie Man makes everything he writes condemning and hilarious None could ever say he's precarious, though you could believe he is gregarious Oh, who can take tomorrow, dip it in his schemes Separate the sorrow and intensify the screams The Sweetie Man, oh the Sweetie Man can The Sweetie Man can 'cause he will laugh at them all and tell the morons "eat poo" The Sweetie Man makes everything he writes condemning and hilarious None could ever say he's precarious, though you could believe he is gregarious Yeah, yeah, yeah who can take tomorrow, dip it in his schemes Separate the sorrow and intensify the screams The Sweetie Man, oh the Sweetie Man can The Sweetie Man can 'cause he will laugh at them all and tell the morons "go screw" Yes, the Sweetie Man can 'cause he will laugh at them all and tell the morons "FU" a-Sweetie Man, a-Sweetie Man, a-Sweetie Man Sweetie Man, a-Sweetie Man, a-Sweetie Man Sweetie Man, a-Sweetie Man, a-Sweetie Man |
| "You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get it and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward." | |
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| Jakes_Monkey | Aug 7 2008, 01:25 PM Post #2 |
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On the button!
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Not bad Cheese Boy. |
| Everyones Favorite Absolute Illiterate Idiot TM | |
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| am_babygirl | Aug 7 2008, 01:42 PM Post #3 |
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On the button!
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More ..More...More.... |
| You, Me, cheesey puffs, My room, Nakey, Now!! | |
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| TheMonkeydeSade/nh_gg_gl_fu | Aug 7 2008, 01:57 PM Post #4 |
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On the button!
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Click on the rock reunion at the bottom of the main page. Even the children! |
| Punching through the Bozone, one Ignoranus at A time!#BLOCK^_^DATA##BLOCKv_vDATA# | |
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| StockRock1 | Aug 7 2008, 02:26 PM Post #5 |
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Has Finally Lost It Forever
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I had just come up from buying lunch downstairs, our resident Middle Eastern some form of food emporium, and had opened the falafel sandwhich, in a pita, in an attempt to eat. On occassion I open some MB's to see whats happening while I stretch lunch hour into 3 or 4 hours. This time, as I opened the wrapping, the stupid piece of towel head creation, just opened up and the techina started pouring out. The veggies and extremely small falafel balls (of course I related the size to most of the MoronBoard Boarders), were drenched in this sauce and the pita itself just fell apart. Since I was eating a Middle Eastern food, I used the proper language to express my dissatifaction with the mess in front of me (lessons can be given when you want to tell a towel head, pajama wearer or 7 day *bad wordy*ters just exactly how you feel about them<-------just so un-PC). Anyway, my scream cleared the room and I was about to kill the slow one out when I saw this. I realized that had I been eating the result would have been the same...yes, strewn all over the place, needing a new keyboard and the necessary cleaning of the immediate area. This is definitely one of your better works.............archive it. |
| Maybe that turns you on, morons; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. | |
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