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The Jew Rapture; Oy Vey!
Topic Started: Jun 16 2015, 03:34 AM (132 Views)
SlagartheCruel
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So I decided to make a little Game of Jews by using cheats and mods to establish a world ruled by CK2 jews and observe them.

The mods used

  • Magnate Lords - A overhaul map which makes all provinces have resources, overhauls the building system, makes cities hugely important, simplifies income and levies, exc
  • Shattered World + Life is Tribal
  • Smaller mods, such as Damascus Swords, Bloodlines, Councillors, Flat Map, exc.


The game

  • Every empire and kingdom is formed and controlled by a jew character under one empire (Kingdom of God) (Arabia)
  • Everyone, including the God Jew, is tribal except for temple holdings for holy sites
  • Jew God Emperor has 4 bloodline traits, plus sword, plus OP traits such as strong, quick, and genius
  • Observe and good luck


Now first thing is first, the change in empires. Apparently the MOMENT I leave this god jew alone, he becomes britannia near instantly.
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This is your god jew himself, with 4 bloodline traits
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>Instant revolts
Its to be suspected when all these goyim refuse to follow the one true god of course. By the time I end one session in 790, the jewish culture and religion is climbing rapidly (mostly due holy wars setting everyone's moral authority to 0 and jewish to 100 for at least 20 years when setting things up)
Now the AI decided to move the capital to. . .fuckin everywhere but the God Jew held court in the tribe of Constantinople for more then few years and kept returning from time to time. So now the heir has the 'Born in the purple' trait plus his mega prestige bonus.
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The revolts often came in many sizes between 2000-5000, so there was plenty of room and time for these revolts to set off. At one time, all of Ethopia and plus some was under the control of some revolt in one way or another.
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>"I am a zealot of my faith, but I don't know, maybe god is just fictitious. Stupid jews, making me confused and shit."
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Venice and its ruler somehow got it's independence and just chills out in the ocean, no invasion or nuthin. So that is happening.
A lot of former rulers went into the courts of the conquering sudden jews, so it was no surprise that the jewish rulers took on very exotic wives in different areas of the empire. I guess the jews like pagans, whom knew.
Speaking of wives and children, by 790 a good deal of titles were destroyed and devoured (mostly if not all kingdoms) due to having no heirs and dying far to quick.
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The revolts often would get this big, but by then the 'recently conquered' trait wore off and the jews had armies again. So instead of a tiny 3000 man stack running around the world, there were sizable 7000 stacks here and there chasing peasant and religious revolts.
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I missed what happened here, but oh boy. This was still a tiny independent country when I ended my session. I assume due to his traits he actually 'won' a peasant revolt early on in france. . .but jeez. . .
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The guy is a drooling imbecile, and is married to a vile pagan. The best part was that somehow the AI decided to not laugh a army straight over him from one of the tribal kingdoms.
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The Jews were loosing this war, but then again they had other revolts as well to deal with. This massive revolt was a busy 2000 man stack trying to invade Africa.
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Lol.
The AI destroyed his Isreal title and is crushing his gold with mercenaries. Not even jewish bankers can save the crippling finances which is going to head his way.
The current emperor has 3 sons so far, which means currently I predict 3 huge ass empires shortly after the God Jew's death.

Oy Vey!
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SlagartheCruel
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Day 2;

The reign of the God Jew goes well for the most part as one would suspect as ruler of the world.
Then rather suddenly his luck runs out and the revolts take a toll on his finances
The last I checked on him, he was 300 gold in debt, has a mass of unused titles, and is sitting on enough levies to destroy the HRE 10 times over.

The capital was still in Essex and the Britons controlled everything.
The only free nation was venice, the only civilized land left in the world.
Fucking literally.
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You see those fucking castles? Its the only ones in the game, and the none jews had enough shekels to build another castle shortly after that.

It is no surprise that the Jews were expelled by the glorious leader Taddeo.
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Whom married a islamic wife

Venice has remained invasion free, and thus far by the time the God Jew dies, will be the only one to have civilized.
And yes, the hilarity has dawned on me.

During the time of the God Jew, a temple coptic religious revolt handed went on a great crusade to create the new coptic papacy. . . .
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They had a good start, as a ethopian revolt was ravaging eastern africa at the time.
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Truly this would be the epic birth of the Coptic Caliphate which would drive back the jewish scourge and. . .
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Get it's ass kicked by armies 10 times it's size.

So the revolts became less important for a couple reasons. Firstly, the revolts were often 2000-5000 sized armies once and were a major threat. Now? The jewish armies of the world had over 5000 to 7000 stacks plus mercenaries and angry reforming nations running around.

The reign of the God Jew was a good reign, and saw the destruction of the 2nd (and out of only 2 independent nations) country won during a revolt. Poitiers.
Remember the retarded king of Poitiers?
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This is his son.

I look away for a couple moments and bam.
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RIP

Now the God Jew spent a good amount of time being not a dick and becoming more badass by buying ANOTHER sword.
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Those stats man.

Now during this time, there was only one revolt against the god jew.
Consisting of. . .
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Sand Indians and Greeks.
It did not end well for the revolt, but the Greek leader escaped with his titles and life of course.

The God Jew took on multiple wards, the guy was a natural parent (outliving his best heir too)
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There was a interesting little thing of intrigue between grandfather and grand daughter with family problems starting almost instantly with a circle of problem friends and rivals.
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(Oy Vey!)

Now of course here is where the fun began this morning
The God Jew Died.

As predicted, a good deal of vassals broke off, but the grandson of one son and the two other sons got three empires (Kingdom of God, Byzantine, and Britannia)
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The entire empire got screwed over big time of course, and near automatically the three descendants were at each other's throats.
(Gravelkind fucks you up man)
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(Factions! Factions eveywhere!)

So 150 years later. . . . .
This happens.
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Gravelkind.
Not even once.
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