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Episode VI VI VI: The Lost Hope; Epic Alien Invasion Screeplay: WIP
Topic Started: Dec 3 2008, 04:34 AM (178 Views)
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At another community (most of you probably know what it is) put in production an epic alien invasion movie that was thought up in the cbox. The partial screen play is below and will be updated as things are brought up. I'm bringing it here to be continued if people take interest. Mostly a thing to do when your board or waiting on someone.

The script is open, so anyone wishing to be a producer or writer may do so and may state their parts of the script or suggestions for actors and whatnot.

Just do what the sentence games were. Each person writes a bit and we continue off of the person in front of us. If you have a suggestion to something earlier feel free to suggest it. Write now the base is laid.

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]Episode VI VI VI: The Lost Hope

Produced By: Sky
Directed By: Woodstock
Written By: Woodstock, Sky, Radio Active
Starring:
- Narrator
Scientologist Tom Cruise - Mot Esiurc
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger - Enrique Halitos
Frank Caliendo - Emperor Dumbass
Ben Affleck - General-Dude
- Ronda
- Brittany the Ditsy, Blond Female with Naturally Large Breasts
- Homicidal Killer/Rapist wearing Barney head-mask and Fedora
- The Dude
- Gloria Lady of the Night

*****

[Opening scene is nothing but a black screen. A soft periwinkle blue line of text.]

'A SHORT TIME AGO IN A GALAXY NOT THAT FAR AWAY...'

[The screen goes black for a few seconds than BAM!!! An epic scroll bar in hot pink text appears on the screen, slowly moving upwards and into space as it reveals it's secrets. A loud fanfare starts and builds up with the start to the scroll, quickly shifting gears into a remix of the song 'Mickey', with a much darker feel.]

'EPISODE VI VI VI:
THE LOST HOPE

Earth,
Not the final frontier
But the third planet from the sun.
Normal events happened on earth,
People getting stabbed and gutted with spoons,
Whales evolving into birds,
star wars nerds role playing on forums.
Unknown to earth, but known to us...
A danger approaches...

[With the scroll fading away into the dark blackness the music also fades to a slight chirping, than silence and darkness.]

[A massive phallic ship appears on the corner of the screen, and the camera pans, centering on the head of the massive ship heading straight towards the camera, growing larger every second as it appears to be ready to ram into the poor camera man.]

[The scene cuts to Emperor Dumbass standing at the main window of his huge phallic ship, enjoying a nice Pudding Pop. General-Dude walks up behind him, bowing.]

GENERAL-DUDE
"The huge ship is running at full capacity, Emperor."

[The Emperor smacks his lips after taking a large lick.]

EMPEROR DUMBASS
"Mhm."

[The general stands upright, and gulps.]

GENERAL-DUDE
"May I have a tasty delicious Pudding Pop, my liege?"

[The Emperor bites off the last bit, smacking his lips again.]

EMPEROR DUMBASS
"Yes, they're in the freezer."

[The general nods, and walks off. The Emperor drops his stick on the ground, the dirty litterbug. As the scene cuts to the massive ship soaring through space, a small planet, looking something vaguely like earth appears in the distance, before the screen fades black.]

[The scene cuts right in on a young teenage women; blond, ditsy, and big, natural, breasts, driving her car down a long, winding driveway. The house at the end his hidden in the night's darkness, trees, and some shrubbery. The house itself is your stereotypical suburban house, white fence and all. Though there just happens to be a broken window on the porch.]

[The scene shifts from the house to the girl again. She attempts to get out of her car, but is suddenly jerked towards the ground, her amply proportioned bottom landing on the running boards, the seat belt pulling tightly around her neck. After minutes of being half strangled and flailing her arms around, she finally manages to get untangled. Pure luck and unluckily for her. She struts to the front door, making sure to step carefully over the glass form the broken window and proceeds inside.

The lights are all off and she flips one of the switches. No success. Shrugging it off, she continues further into the house, ignoring the muddy boot prints all along the hallway, and leading into her bedroom. She drops her purse on the couch and finally pays attention. Her friend Ronda's clothes were all over the place. Covered...in blood.]

BRITTANY THE DITSY, BLOND FEMALE WITH NATURALLY LARGE BREASTS
“Ronda, you’re clothes are all over the place in blood, are you all right?”

[Ronda was not alright. She had been brutally raped and murder, and was lying dead in Brittany's bed. Brittany does not know this though. She continues through the house as a large storm starts to rage outside, illuminating the house at random intervals. Brittany merely considers this nice since the lights don't work.]


BRITTANY THE DITSY, BLOND FEMALE WITH NATURALLY LARGE BREASTS
[“This isn’t funny guys, what’s going on?”]

[Death is what's going on. Unfortunately for Brittany, she does not know this. She just continues to trot through the house, ignoring the blood and mud coating the floors, as tree branches rattle the windows.]

BRITTANY THE DITSY, BLOND FEMALE WITH NATURALLY LARGE BREASTS
“I’m gonna get naked and take a shower.”

[Naturally, she does proceed to strip right there in the middle of the hallway, letting her clothes soak the blood and mud from the floor. She stops by the closet though. Something inside had made a noise. She looks at it intently.]

BRITTANY THE DITSY, BLOND FEMALE WITH NATURALLY LARGE BREASTS
"Someone's in the closet!"

[She says this as though she is surprised. As if it is no mere coincidence that the front porch window was broken, the mud and blood on the floor, blood on Ronda's clothes, and the ragging storm weren't a big clue as to what was happening. She draws closer now, half naked for audience viewing pleasure. She wears a pathetic look of panic upon her face.]

BRITTANY THE DITSY, BLOND FEMALE WITH NATURALLY LARGE BREASTS
“I should check it out. Could be one of my friends.”

[Indeed she does check it out. One of her manicured hands reaches for the door handle. However she is thwarted. The door flings upon, striking her hand and breaking a nail. Brittany jumps back clutching her hand and paying no attention to the killer/rapist before her. He wears a grungy looking fedora on top of his rotting Barney the Dinosaur mask.]


BRITTANY THE DITSY, BLOND FEMALE WITH NATURALLY LARGE BREASTS
"I broke a nail!"

[The killer is in the process of strangling her when she says this and stops to look at her in surprise. Her sheer stupidity had confused him. She finally notices him in front of her and pushes him away, his hands flailing and managing to rip her shirt in half.

She runs down the hallways screaming and flailing her arms. She ends up running in a circle and trips over her clothes that she had taken off earlier. The killer approaches minutes later panting, taking deep rasping breathes.]

[The scene cuts to a small brothel where a man sporting long hair and an equally mass of a beard. He also as a worn brown robe draped over his pale shoulders. The man has a carton of milk in front of him which he proceeds to take a swig of, before speaking to the young prostitutes across from him.]

THE DUDE
“Original sin wasn’t really sex ya know? I mean, Adam and Eve were doing it all the time in Eden. There wasn’t much else to do other than run around naked and name the animals and plants. Now don’t misconstrue that either dudets. Adam wasn’t a hip bloke ya know? Eve was where it was at man. She had a rockin bod dudets. The rack I put on her…”

[The Dude has a look of reflection on his face as a small bubble appears over his head sowing a beautiful garden with vivid colors and a naked women running through it, her hair blowing in the wind. He snaps out of it as one of the Ladies of the Night rests her head upon his bare hairy chest.]

GLORIA LADY OF THE NIGHT
“Dude, you have an amazing set of curls.”

[Gloria proceeds to twirl her fingers in The Dude’s thick mane.]

THE DUDE
“Why thank you my dear hoe. Would you like to see the bushes I keep in the garden?”

[Gloria gives a soft giggle and nods her head. The Dude shoves her off of him and stands up in front of the prostitutes. He takes another swig of his milk.]

THE DUDE
“Milk is truly the drink of the gods. All that rubbish about ambrosia and nectar, is pure hearsay. It tastes like warm horse piss on a mid summers eve.”

[He dramatically pulls his robe open, and a blinding light emits from his groin area, causing everyone in the brothel to cover their eyes.]

THE DUDE
“Dearest hoe, take your nimble hands and let them roam across my perfectly trimmed hedges!”

[The Dude takes the prostitutes free hand and shoves it into the area where the blinding light is coming from. A look of shock spreads across her face, than slowly her lips droop into a drunken smile as her hands move slowly and rhythmically. The other prostitutes take peaks in awe at the gift being bestowed upon this prostitute. Gloria goes too far though and moves her head down. The Dude’s indifferent smile is replaced by a look of mock amusement and horror.]

THE DUDE
“Oh you wretched whore! Your feeble mind could not handle the pure ecstasy that would bestowed upon you by doing that. No you are already three drinks south of being drunker than Dionysus on the Sabbath!”

[The Dude shoves Gloria away and moves closer to the other prostitutes, thrusting his groin forward.]

THE DUDE
“Come Ladies of the Night and feel the holiest of rods!”



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