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In combat you're screwed when...
Topic Started: Aug 26 2005, 06:01 AM (367 Views)
Airborne
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Strenght and Honor
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I know it exist one of theese topics in MSV forum, but whatever. :D :D

...you're just outside the enemy base and one of your soldiers under your command salutes you


go on! ;)
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Trinitymad
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...your in front off the line of a tank squad when the enemy is gonig to attack and ur out of gas.
Tast my blade who oppose the suppremacy of the RI clan , face the unstoppable unslaught of metal that is my army.

Hazmat Delta : The power of evil can be used aginst itself has i founded it out i corrupted my bodie , my soul , my mind to protect thsoe i share and love.

The last prayer that Hazmat made before clsoe teh pit whit is body to protect the RI clan.
That my honor and power cover u all.
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Tyroc
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... when ur medic gets bored and want to play tic-tac-toe ;)
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Darth Malak
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...you're just outside the enemy base and one of your soldiers under your command salutes you...your in front off the line of a tank squad when the enemy is gonig to attack and ur out of gas. ... when ur medic gets bored and want to play tic-tac-toe ... That soldier has been killed by a sniper that is going to shot you now, and you can't see him...
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Ravager
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...a bridge needs to be repaired but your engineer left his wrench back at camp...
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Thanks for the sig, Troy.
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Timeline
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... you are a Sniper with 1 bullet reload at time, an enemy squad is running closed to your position and your Cover Gunner mate says:
'sorry GTG 1 min... I have to answer the door..."

WillRock's extension: "See ya lata... I have dinner now..." :D
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Ravager
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Your pilot in the plane is trying to shake off an enemy plane thats on his tail... he starts to dive but.. gets disconnected... however u are 2 busy using the Laser Guided missles to realize that your pilot is gone....

(BTW the pilot was using the afterburner)

*SPLAT!!!*
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Thanks for the sig, Troy.
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[RI]SycoFreak(SF)
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i dont what u are taling about sry...
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mortalis doleo
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...when you are faced against an enemy army, to see your rifle is out of bullets, so you reload, only to have it jam. you decide to go unarmed, only to see that you cant move. why are you on the ground you ask? well, its obvious, you're dead.

yeah, guns dont jam in games, but i decided they do, im just like that - a rule braker! :ph43r:
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Turretti
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Mortalis, guns JAM in games. Or at least in one game. Ever played American Army? Gotta love that jamming.
"Many peoples waste their moneys, which they didnt deserve, for items, what they dont want, to impress people that they dont like." - Will Smith
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mortalis doleo
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yeah... i played AA, but i didnt really love it...

there was too much waiting around for a clear shot. and if you moved to an open clearing for 1 sec, you die terribly, go to the corner of the room, go into fetal position and sob to yourself...

none of those happened to me ofcourse :D

they shot me in the head!!! excuse me, brb.
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Blufire
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......yer in the enemy base and decide to kill all the campers with a gernade but u fuck up with the throw and it bounces off the room and lands next to ur feet
BLU OUT

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[RI]M1A1Abram(USA)
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... after u run into a area thinking its safe and it turns out to be a trap, what do u do then die fighting or surrender, who knows...
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mortalis doleo
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...you attack an empty enemy post, all proud of yourself for capturing a base alone, then you're surrounded by 8 freshly spawned enemies...
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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RI-ZeRo
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...al fighting for ther lifes, but all the sudden some awosome womans apper from no were, well ZeRo was the first to go check them ;)
Obidience without Question, Loyelty till Death

Strenght and Honor, Death before DisHonor

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