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| GABY MEX | May 25 2006, 12:13 PM Post #1 |
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My men are very brave General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army. McKenzie arrives at the military camp and is greeted by Marshall. They both walk around the place, and McKensie asks: "So how are your men?" "Very well trained, Gral. McKenzie." "I hope so. You see, my men over at the Navy are so well trained, you could see they're the bravest men all over the country." "Well, my men are very brave, too." "I'd like to see that." So Marshall calls private Cooper and says: "Private Johnson! I want you to stop that tank coming here with your body!" "Are you crazy? It'd kill me, you idiot! I'm out of here!" As private Johnson ran away, Marshall turned to a bewildered McKenzie and said: "You see? You have to be pretty brave to talk like that to a general." HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND MY REGS!
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| ***To love abundantly is to live abundantly, and to love forever is to live forever.***GABY MEX | |
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| Tyroc | May 26 2006, 01:43 AM Post #2 |
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Haha thats a fun one Gaby ![]() Heres another one A Norwegian, and American and a Swede are discussing about which country that has the biggest battleships. The Norwegian goes first -"In Norway, we have so huge ships that it takes 5 hours to walk from one side to the other" The Amercian follows with: -"Well, thats pretty big, but in the states we have such huge ships that we have our own golf course and busline" The Swedes comes last, but he isn't impressed. -"Well guys, sorry to dissapoint you, but in Sweden we have so huge ships that the chef needs a submarine to check if the peasoup is ready!" Have a nice weekend everyone |
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| RI-ZeRo | May 26 2006, 11:51 AM Post #3 |
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Nice joke u2 really cool
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Obidience without Question, Loyelty till Death Strenght and Honor, Death before DisHonor [Regnum-Irae] ZeRo §PT§ The LeADeR | |
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