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Bush jokes
Topic Started: Jul 11 2006, 11:24 PM (59 Views)
(RI)Eldred(HUN)
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I found this at a site :

BUSH GETS CODED MESSAGE FROM OSAMA BIN LADEN
After numerous rounds of 'We don't even know if bin Laden is still alive', bin Laden decides to send George W. a letter in his own writing to let him know that he is still in the game.
Bush opens the letter and sees only a coded message: "370HSSV-0773H". He can't figure it out, so he asks Karl Rove.
Rove suggests that the head of the CIA would certainly understand code, so Bush sends it to George Tenet. Tenet, however, can't figure it out, either. He suggests, "How about Condi? She has a doctorate, that means she's smart."
But Dr. Rice is baffled, too. As Bush is pondering the mysterious message lying on the desk before him, Colin Powell enters the Oval Office. When he sees the paper and reads what is written on it, he asks, "Sir, where did that come from?"
Bush replies testily, "Supposedly it's a message from Osama bin Laden. But what the hell does '370HSSV-0773H' mean?"
Powell clears his throat and replies, "Mr. President, I think you've been looking at the message upside down."
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LOL :D :D :D ...really good one Eldred!
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:P Hahahahaha, just gret. :P
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:D Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.

SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.

George: Condi! Nice to see youB Whatffs happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Letfs hear it.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: Thatfs what I want to know.

Condi: Thatfs what Ifm telling you.

George: Thatfs what Iffm asking youB Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellowfs name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: HuB

George: The Chinese?

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya?asking me for?

Condi: Ifm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well,Ifm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: Thatffs the manfs name.

George: Thatfs whose name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes sir.

George: Yassir? You mean arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: Thatfs correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.

Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. and then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: Call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: and stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N!

Condi: Kofi?

George: all right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice here.

George: Rice? Good idea. and a couple of egg rolls, too.




I know that this is an old one. BUt still funny.
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