This is a list of terms which are commonly used on SWAGD. If you would like to add to it, please post here.



A

• Ass Fetish - A recent fetish on AGD where the word ass is used a lot in the cbox when referring to a fight, or other activities that could deal with or be related to the... ass.
• Asspullled - Doing something that is impossible and/stupid/implausible just so you can suceed or beat another RPer/faction. (ie. Pulling a fleet out of your ass.)

B

• Battle n00b - Running one's mouth about how great he/she is at battles and have never lost, yet has never actually finished a battle and only won by either stealing the win while opposing member is MIA due to family death and/or driving opponents insane and being handed the win. Yet when actually playing through an entire battle, he/she loses.
• Black lightsaber- An oxymoron and you should feel bad for wanting one.
• Blade of Grass- A deadly invention of Jean's, it is merely a single piece or blade of grass, which ends up deadly the moment it starts to grow.
• Bleh - A statement about everything being so average
• Booblet - A female n00b (derogatory).

C

• Ca Werda - Awesome criminals who are forming the largest criminal Empire in the entire Galaxy. Not to mention the fact that even Saskei approved of their awesome plans, which is by no means a common occurrence.
• Chat Box (cbox) - The word pit of vile profanity and disgusting brain shit on the sidebar to your left.
• College - The #1 distraction from the serious business of role playing.
• Confuzzled - The State Of Dani's Confusion
• Cookies - What the dark side has. Also, see SPECIAL BROWNIES
• Crumpet - What Kanjin eats.
• Cyclic Crash Continuum Disorder (CCCD) - The mental disease that is diagnosed when a pilot repeatedly and continuously crashes vehicles. A primary case of this is the Togorian Sith Lord Takar Goraath, who often crashes his personal freighters.

D

• Death - What happens in every Tak thread
• Dani - GOD; or - A box of magical confetti
Disappointment - The feeling one achieves after realizing that the three new star wars movies are actually really awful.

E

• Ebil - Worse than evil
• Epic - Dani, Takar, Saskei
• Epic phail, Epic scale - Marxon's so called "victories". (Notably at Thyferra and Onderon)
• Evile - A level of Evil that only Layne and Dani can reach

F

• false sense of hope - see Jet.
• Futile - Trying to beat Takar in a space battle.
• Foo - One who requires pitying by Mr. T; A n00b with many repeat offenses and n00bish decisions.

G

• Gepic - someone who is both gay and epic.
• GOD - Dani
• Gizka - the original mascot of SWAGD.
• GOD - Dani
• Grandification- The act of naming yourself head of a faction and lying to your counterpart that he was lied to about the disappearance of the actual head of the faction.
• Gummy Bears - Dani's continuous problem.

H

• Headshit - a systematic collapse of sense that produces a idea/sentence or phrasing so bad, it could only be the quality of excrement, thus it says much about the individuals current state of mind matter.
• Hiatus - A temporary or extended period of inactivity usually brought on by vast amounts of school work or other real life issues
• Hmm - A constantly used statement in the cbox to express boredom or thought. Also used to announce yourself, which is done by many.
• Hollywars - The act of making characters that fit the exact description and/or personality traits of famous characters from other genres. Example: Creating a vigilante that wears a spider like jump suite and utilizes two grappling hooks to navigate Courescant. May also have a part time job as a Holonet Reporter.

I

• Impossible - Anything with a level of difficulty equal to or greater than the 'Sith Master' setting on SWTFU

J

• Jar Jar Binks - The sole cause of the release of evil into the known universe. Is often compared to Pandora from Greek mythology.
• Jean - See Manwhore
• Jedi Youngling - An NPC group which usually carries squirt guns, and causes headaches in older jedi.
• Jet - The original leader of the n00bs on SWAGD.

K

• Kanosification - The process by which someone or something becomes 'pr0'

L

• Layne - The object of everyone's fear, resident master of music.
• Leaving - The act of disappearing from AGD permanently or for long periods of time. In Kalak's case, this is at best a few weeks.
• Litter Box - Feline slang for Chat Box.

M

• Mand'alor - A constantly overthrown position, usually due to too many egos in one room.
• Mandalorian - *Not* a species.
• Manwhore - See Jean
• Min - Awesome Force Absent Assassins. Which is to say, they're so awesome no more of them are allowed outside of Jean and Dani's characters, and no-one wants to screw with them.
• Moobs - Man Boobs
• Most - Mother-fucking post

N

• Needs moar cowbell - Synonym for 'Thread requires injection of win sauce'.
• n00b - Anything with SWAGD intelligence equal to or less than that of the common rock.

O

• OMK (Oh My Kanos) - A SWAGD deviation of the popular OMG (Oh my God). An alternative form is OMFK (Oh my f***ing Kanos).
• Owned - What Koronos becomes after every lightsaber battle he's in. , Any combat loss by a n00b (ie. A Jedi Padawan challenging a Sith Lord)

P

• phail - An intensified instance of failure. (antonyms: epic. epic phails are not allowed)
• Postality - The completion of a thread with a final post.
• Pulling a Marxon - Being able to destroy a single room from space, without harming or destroying anything else in the immediate area.
• Pulling a Ryan - Intimidate, insult or degenerate someone in a genius and masterful way. (Or so he thinks..)
• Pulling a Saskei - (See: Trolling)
• Pulling a Tav - Doing something n00bish and moronic and/or Starting a fight then running away once it appears you'll lose.

Q

R

• Real Life (RL) - The small part of a member's time spent away from SWAGD doing "important" things
• REV IT UP - You'd best follow up with a 'vroom' or Rev will find you.
• Rock - An individual with the minimum required SWAGD knowledge and epicness to be elevated above n00b status. (Example: Silas)
• Role playing - srs bznass.
• Running like a Jedi - The act of relocating your main base after every time it is discovered, thus forcing another long series of plots to be made so that the base can be once again found. Typically done by a certain lightside group of force users.

S

• Sailess - The definition of an individual who is so 'successful' at 'failure' that they have near-enough become the same thing.
• Silas - The King of the n00bs on SWAGD Silasification - The process by which someone or something becomes a 'n00b'
• Sithling - Title of address for any Sith inferior to you.
• Smiting - What you get when you defy Dani
• Spazzout - Any occassion EG says something in the cbox and alienates the other users of the c-box because of it.
• Special Brownies - What the Sith have. Also, see COOKIES.
• Sub-Plots - Stories made up of a series of threads run by a member with more than one or two others, which are more important or impacting than regular threads. [Def (2)] - Large stories on the site that only Jean has managed to pull off successfully multiple times.

T

• Tak - An epic kitty who takes naps, likes catnip, and makes epic posts.
• Thong - A complete and utter lie, or a complete an utter truth.

U

V

W

• Win - The state of being the Cinaed Ry'Treiz character. It should be noted that none of Nic's character's - specifically Cinaed - ever lose, except to Danika.
• Winsauce - The act of accumulating so much win or having so much win that it is bottled into a sauce; Something Koronos does not possess.
• W.I.P - a post addendum, meaning 'Work In Progress', employed to let other RPers know and acknowledge that you have not finished with your post. def #2 - The Devil of all waiting on someone to post.
• Woof - Standard Chat box greeting for kitties.

X

Y

• Your mother - Saskei probably did her last night. (And will be sure to remind you at every opportunity.)

Z

Idea Credited to Drake Kanos.